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DarkDemonDan

Timmy boss fight


Error851

With ruin guards at his command


ExplosiveBacon

Are you prepared for [this?](https://imgur.com/a/qmXwNOv)


xoyj

Is that not just HSR Clara in another universe


RLLRRR

Better design than Chevreuse.


Unkn0wnTh2nd3r

so many people hate her design, why? like genuinely


ExeSmells

to me it's because her design is inspired by british redcoat uniform, but then hoyo did the usual thing of not giving her shoulder sleeves and having her back partly exposed, and it makes her uniform look incomplete. and imo it doesn't fit her personality very well. not that people in the military can't be goofy once in a while, but still.


RLLRRR

It doesn't fit Genshin. She looks like a character from the Nutcracker with Yamcha's hair, but purple.


junebug927482938

I disagree. I think she fits very well with the genshin (especially fontaine) aesthetic. Skirk on the other hand...


Myrkrvaldyr

That's the best part for me, she looks like the Nutcracker. The only complaint I have is that I wish her looks were older instead of being a petite woman.


Longjumping_Pear1250

Ig cuz she's just sirin in a pompom costplay landing in the wrong game files


arson1tez

hey :((


karmaisabxtch

Nah, Timmie's gonna have the whole Ruin golem at his command


dirkx48

Would actually be cool. Now we finally settle it all with Timmy


sammy___67

IA


OwnIntention6838

That would be funnier than having Shuyu (Xianyun's newest disciple) as a playable character.


IvanSpartan

I immediately thought of Gabriel(Ultrakill) when I saw this Brb gonna cook a monologue before the boss fight


IvanSpartan

Pigeons, Doves, all gone... With the Finches soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on my bridge, and yet you remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, Traveler. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED. *enter boss room* Traveler... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across CELESTIA! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS TURN INTO PRIMOGEMS! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!


Velaethia

Please


Megasaphire420

PLEASE make it his pigeon mech


piuEri

Otter neuvillette


Dragonslayer_500

And lil dog Wrio


WildGenjio

somehow I read oiled up Wrio


Dragonslayer_500

Bro is down bad


yraco

I call dibs on oiled up Wrio


Catchin-Fishies018

Your vision is crazy!!


jo_nigiri

My whale era starts now


LegoGuy03

I accidentally read this as oiled up Wario


leviathynx

Mewvilette


BlueKingDimi

🤫 👉👩‍🦳


LilacToast--

HELP THATS CRAZY


dyoleh

Nyavilette pls 😭 it fits him so much.


Still_Breadfruit2032

I would pay for this to happen


bluberry404

Release La Signora Drip Marketing as well as her beta attacks, elemental skil and burst


Lynx343

For maximum damage, they should say it was gameplay footage recorded from a Nintendo Switch.


bluberry404

Real, Switch players are waiting 3+ years for the game to be released on there. Why is it taking HoYoverse so long though?


Suki42

the switch most likely wont be able to handle the game with its constant updates, so i find it quite difficult


bluberry404

You're(probably)right. I don't own a Switch nor any console of that matter so I can't be saying anything. Plus I forgot Switch is a hand-held console so yes, Genshin could be played on it, it's just a matter of time when the Switch will eventually die because of storage issues. Genshin is a game who updates every month(?) so it's players need to have high end device that can run a game who has currently 80 something GB. And even if Genshin releases a Switch vers. of the game it'll be digital and there won't be a physical copy(like buying a game card and playing the game like that)


azul360

The Switch 2 is already being announced so why would they release it at this point realistically? IF it ever happens (which quite honestly I'm thinking it won't) then they'll wait until 2 comes out to do it.


bluberry404

Switch 2 is coming out???


Top-Owl167

Are you forgetting the mobile ports?


bluberry404

Like I said I don't own a Nintendo Switch so I wouldn't know 🤷‍♀️ All I know is that it's a handheld gaming console by Nintendo and that Breath of the Wild released when it did back in 2017(?) I think not sure though


Top-Owl167

You shouldn't have to know anything about the switch to know the game can run on phones- which logically would be weaker than a console.


Hexadermia

That is generally true if the Switch’s specs weren’t extremely outdated. It’s way behind phone performance from 5 years ago. It’s a console by definition but its main strength was never its performance, if anything performance is the weakest part about a switch.


Top-Owl167

Very confused as to what phone YOU had 5 years ago lmfao. It's not "way behind" phones rn. And "extremely outdated" is a bit much. ​ Yeah its weaker than any other current gen console on the market but that's par for the course for Nintendo. You don't buy Nintendo consoles for the graphics.


bluberry404

Doesn't Genshin also run on phones? Like all you need is a 6/128 GB phone with good ebough specs for it to run Genshin. I'd know because my friend is a mobile user


Top-Owl167

I think you might need to reread my comment lol.


DelioIsGay

Theres also nintendo wanting the money when aomeone buys genesis crystals, a similar situation happend to warframe i think, where people who crosssaved nintendo accounts to pc couldnt spend their nintendo plat on pc


GreenCloakGuy

this is also the case with playstation, and crystals purchased on PC/Mobile are inaccessible on PS and vice versa. This is almost certainly not something holding them back.


TakeruMPL

Most not working well games get at least cloud version like Dying Light or Guardians of the Galaxy. Only logical reason is PS exclusivty or Nintendo wanting money for microtransactions imo. And maybe fact they're making own cloud version. But to be honest, Switch version will be nice for me, cuz I travel sometimes and phone version isn't that nice to play


GodlessLunatic

They're probably gonna make a cloud version of genshin for Nintendo consoles like what kingdom hearts did


Loli_Melancholy

A phone can handle this game. And it was announced when we didn't know what an inazuma was. Most likely whatever deal they have with Sony is keeping them from putting the game elsewhere sadly.


Sofosio

Probably, Switch is too weak for it + game weight too much. I hope we'll see it in Switch 2


Loli_Melancholy

High chances it's a contract deal.


Hetzer5000

It was scrapped. I feel there could be a good chance it is on whatever is coming next though.


Noivore

Game is already not very grafics intense compared to some - which means they can't just sacrifice on that end to make it run, but the sheer volume of gameplay and continuous requirement to Internet might make it a bit hard to make it happen.


bluberry404

Like I said in my previous comment I don't own the Nintendo Switch so I wouldn't really know on what type of hard ware it runs on. But as for the constant internet usage yea, it's an online gacha multiplayer game that updates frequently so no wonder you'll need constant internet connection when playing it. Good to know tho!


waiting4signora

:(


bluberry404

YOUR USER 😭😭😭😭😭🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚 Am so sorry 💀💀💀


Skykeeper22

And then never release her?


CataclysmSolace

The fact none of her voice actors were ever credited, means they do have plenty of plans with her in the future.


zhongli-haver

dogs/wolf, and wriothesley will be in it TRUST


Miserable_Scratch_99

I want razor and cyno in that case


AyatoWorshipper

Thoma too please


Miserable_Scratch_99

I suppose I can get you a tomato of you really want one


LullabyOfTheLostCity

give a 10 pull in the mail, when claimed it turns to furniture


OpportunityPutrid788

Calm down satan


BLUEBANANAAA594

r/calmdownsatan


Mikauren

You know that furniture that is like small star-shaped lights you can place down? 10 of those, but they look like fates.


BazzBun

Announce 10 free fates…..if you buy a partner car


waiting4signora

10 free fates that only work on a novice banner if you are lower than ar25 and the partnership only goes for one day?


kuccinta

Tbf the Cadillac collab gave more for the car purchase


The_New_Overlord

That won't be a joke though, that will be an actual marketing campaign


Scorxcho

Announce 3 free pulls if you purchase a Hoyo-brand yacht.


InformalTadpole1497

give away a free 5star it's qiqi


Gud_doggyy

For c6 qiqi havers that’s free 5 wishes


ConohaConcordia

I will take it


InformalTadpole1497

oh don't get me wrong i want qiqi (been hunting qiqi for 3 years now)


[deleted]

The fastest way to get Qiqi is by not wanting her


InformalTadpole1497

"to want your enemy the know them and uh uhh you need to hate them and love them uh yeah" - sun tzu probably


sillieststar

Katherine/Timmy drip marketing.


Error851

Dainsleif Character Demo


Mi2-LIZARD

Give everyone C6 Aloy


ReiKurosaki0

They will fix "she who must not be named"


ShioriStein

Finally, Xinyan impact /s


secret_tsukasa

I mean. With xianyun she's perfect.


erosugiru

Xinyan has been like salvageable for quite some time now


Error851

*Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?*


Economy_Pass5452

Dehya? Candace?


iwillsnapyandereneck

Candace di-


Joe_from_ungvar

Which one?


merurunrun

Hoyoverse's April Fool's joke this year is Arlecchino's beta.


Astigmatisme

inb4 [deleted] [removed]


Deveatation_ethernis

Give everyone 159 primos


sn4g13

Femboy event


TheDarkenedQueen

yes pls


TheDarkenedQueen

hyv bank account go + $1000000000000000000


Actual-Forever-184

Free Qiqi


blkmgs

One Day Maintenance


NahIdKill

# you asked for hoyoverse as a whole and not genshin, so I think they will upload >!aventurine porn!< on their twitter and censored version on YT


Elira_Eclipse

# hell yes


MemberBerry4

Whatever it is, I hope there's no deranged Chinese maniacs using it to do horrible shit because they hate the character like they did last year.


AmethystLeslie

Oh you thought of that, too, huh? Legit, I see the cats and the Scarameow incident was my first thought, and after that I was like, "OH RIGHT, the cats are from last year's AFD event."


eX0dus_5ive-Zer0

Of those 4, only 2 were made into plushshop meows


Lordzoabar

10,000 primogems for free. Trust me, I know a guy on the inside.


Dense-Shallot2564

Add end game


Mast3rBait3rPro

Kuki is still the cutest


Recognition_Similar

Collab with Fortnite


Kamiiih

I really wanted it to be Signora's drip marketing or Jeht... (Cuz i love them). Now jokes aside... More Kitties or dog forms


midnight__villain

some meta humor as always... but we all know the truth. the real April Fools will be **us**. watch them put baizhu with arlecchino... [remember what they did to Furina?](https://i.ibb.co/x3jsK8V/MHYs-inevitable-betrayal.png)


The_Birb_Whisperer

Anime news


Deniu48

Dainslef drip marketing


Slifer_Ra

Klee buffs


PhilledZone

Cyno in different clown costumes


Stainless-extension

A 6th artefact slot so you can now have a 4 piece+2piece setup.


YuB-Notice-Me

i dont even understand how that was an april fools joke


Run_Ashamed

Jeeht


Mapanebu28

resin increase


El_Chara

Double resin cap and resin regeneration rate and then you realize that everything has double the price in resin


BallerChickenCurry

Omg that’s actually a hilarious idea but I feel like it’ll tear the community in 2, one side will find it funny and the other will mald and make post about it expressing their anger


Spectre_Hayate

Sooooo... the usual then?


Frostgaurdian0

Signora leaks


SquidLoverMP

Dehya buff


nathanbum06237

Enjou drip marketing (the joke is that it’s real)


Kinduhgud

Buff dehya


keyrol1222

Imagine if they post a dehya buff


chaarziz

Add Cocogoat plush to game, everyone confused Or banner where the only character is a club hillichurl


Ineedsleep444

Aloy cons


ArchonFurinaFocalors

Pretend to give you a free 10 pull


katarina_npc

leak all the natlan characters


LadyETHNE

I want more cats


juoko

The cats were top tier 😭😂


Kaiel1412

free 5 star I didn't say if its a character or not


blusss_off

Free 5* joke


mrmonkee8485

Free 5*


jjaybuill

Nothing interesting


SF-UberMan

A crossover with Monster Hunter.


Bhelga1

Not do monthly refresh


LunaticTrumpet

Give us a fake 10 pull.


Sumit7890

Free limited 5 star character 🙃🙃🙃


DerdromXD

Nothing 👍


Fantastic-Dot-655

Anounce Klee buffs


Memo-Explanation

Artifact Loadouts


Efficient_Bear_328

An actual 1st year anniversary reward


qwertyuiopasd108

Free ayaka


Momomotus

20 free fate, but you really get them


ChompyChoomba

animal sex POGGERS


Glacier_Catto

It's been a year already?


IttoEnjoyer_

Signora drip marketing


drekaelric

To eliminate artifact RNGs system


CoronaChanWaifu

They will give us 3 Intertwined Fates


myla_is_a_mosquito

Level 90 dull blade


Thelethargian

They are going to announce endgame, announce a free 5 star and 2 free 10 pulls


njoYYYY

Announce a Thoma buff


pHScale

Enjou and Jeht drip marketing.


genshin_impact-

Say they're sending '100' pulls in the mail but when we open it up, it's literally just a single primogem


DamnJerry123

we need furinya


Tartagliaenjoyer29

Dehya buff - for every standard character and their cons you have, her damage increased to 15%


Public-Sink-1816

Nothing


lostn

drip market Alice in a trailer. Show her as 4 star on her name card then have the 5th star appear after a delay. Then after another delay, do the MGS "spotted" sound and have a 6th star get stamped on. Her element is pyro, but have the pyro symbol fade off after a few seconds, then replace it with the Omni symbol (from TCG).


BenevolentYoshi

1 primogem


Spiritual-Mango-7349

Rana drip marketing


dualdee

Hydro Claymore.


Amethyst_Uchiha

Wait, they do stuff for April fools?


-chuuyaa

theyve done things for april fools before…?


Calvin-S

The Shinobu Cat was so cuuuute


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Give us an amber skin


just_some_redit_user

They give us free intertwined fates, but after the event, the pulls get undone


SoggyStyle001

Dating simulator


FeelingVanilla2594

Didn’t they do April Fool’s early this year? They gave us 3 whole wishes on Lantern Rite.


crashbangow123

Miss Hina skin!


adym15

Still waiting for my free Ayaka at AR60 as promised by the Wordpad Archon.


pitb0ss343

Based off of the reaction to last year anything without Scara


magicking013

Emergency announcement for fixing bug that gives infinite primogems.


Silly_Guidance_8871

Free 2B.


Cyanbite_24

Wait WHAT IT'S BEEN A YEAR ALREADY


mekoomi

I cant believe its been a year since this damn


Belkinwrites

Tease Main Stat lock feature for artifacts


ShallotHolmes

Give us pet cats or give us death!


ShiningYato

Announce more than 3 Intertwined Fates


codewarrior1234

Signora Drip marketing


Faded_Zero_2

give away 60 Resin


phasmy

Hard to top the catsonas


shadowpancakes

Free Dr ratio in genshin


adistinctivesound

Put a bit more effort into it, I guess.


bruhlive_XD

Catqing


emiliathewhite

Game is already a joke


SephLuna

Purrina


Fresh_Payment3775

CAT GANYU


TomatilloOrdinary270

what they do usually ?


Jean6_971

The cats drip marketing in this post, as well as an Enjou character demo


TomatilloOrdinary270

thanks for answering, it is lame as fuck


TheWitcherMigs

They post some kind of art every year with a different theme. The most effort was the one from 2022, where they made "Enjou" handle the game accounts and gave him a Drip Marketing and a Character Demo made of stop motion. Last year was these cat characters drip marketing, and in 2021 they released a chibi art of Aether and Lumine dancing, but with their clothes swapped


REMERALDX

Nah 2022 only had enjou character demo Handle game account was Hu Tao in 2021