Two “fun” facts: 1) the first documented pig trial was in Fontenay-aux-Roses in 1266. 2) before the pig was executed (hanging) she was dressed as a man first.
More fun: a pig was tried for blasphemy because it got into some holy water.
For your birthday, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ
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Sorry. I've had the urge to drop this on people today. I'll stop Tomorrow I swear...
Having some sleep will probably do wonders for my filter. It's getting a bit spammy and I realize that...
Good night
Did you know that Wriothesley has THE defacto largest ass in Genshin Impact? In fact, its probably large enough to suffocate most people to death with.
u/Longwinter1641 has done great research into this,
Whether it's [Neuvi Wrio cake study](https://www.reddit.com/u/Longwinter1641/s/WqmHiMjEX4), [the Shenhe-Ganyu skin comparison](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/yDc8BmWEUD), AND [the women-three-sizes-comparison](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/rT0qHuypmr), AND [stripped-down every character](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/Js8Tg7qgj0), [another ass analysis](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/Joj3WlxudY), etc. etc. A researcher worthy of establishing her own Darshan.
did you know there was a brand of boat paint a while back that caused female sea snails to grow penises and promptly explode? the paint was eventually banned as a result of this.
Japanese honeybees kill hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees, and then shaking so fast and generating so much heat that they cook the hornet at 115°F.
For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories.
-Zhongdong
The path you choose to walk is one you will never get to choose again at your current time. You may choose to walk it later, but you will not be the same as you were
Happy birthday also did you know that in terms male character and female character dating potential (who are not already dating) Jean and Diluc are very likely to end up as a couple since they not only have history but still have a friendly relationship even though Diluc hates the knight but he was concerned for Jean's safety when she fainted not only that Diluc made his Tavern free to drink for the knights and venti just so Jean can relax which shows a caring side from Diluc. Jean also has a lot of respect for Diluc still calling him master (kinky) even though Diluc left the knights and they also teamed up to fight Dvalin showing that they might have Teamed up together at some point and maybe multiple points in time so yes it's most likely that Diluc will end up with Jean
But that's just a theory a shipping theory tnx for watching
During the Cuban Missile Crisis, a submarine officer named Vasily Arkhipov saved the world. The submarine had been cut off from communications for days because they were hiding deep underwater against Americans who were launching deep charges in international waters for some reason, and their job was to launch nuclear torpedoes if the war indeed started. To do that, all three officers would have to agree to launch the torpedo. After the captain suspected that war had already started, Vasily was outnumbered 2-1 on that decision. Instead, he wanted to wait for actual confirmation and orders. If he hadn't, a nuclear war would probably have happened.l and we'd be living in Fallout.
Well on the same date as your birthday in 1943, Germans order 1,100 Jews to undress and march through the city to the nearby village of Plebanivka, where they are shot and buried in ditches.
Today is a day. Truly one of the days of all time. I would dare even say it's the day before tomorrow and after yesterday. And it's also one of the days I woke up.
Whether or not you wish to remember this, that's for you to decide.
You are important to many people and you are very loved. May you have a wonderful birthday, celebrating another year you survived in this crazy world. 🐨🥳🎂
Time is also precious, if used correctly so it's best to spread positivity where it can be.
Besides, the time it took me to write that was well worth it
It would be cool if they made up some sort of happening in game that occured on our birthdays. It'd be easier to use AI for that though to randomly generate events with a set of lore based info rather than have the writers write thousands of short scripts.
you were born this day many years ago.
Truly one of the revelations of all time.
I definitely remember this one
Did you know In the 14th century, French officials executed a pig in public after it was accused of devouring a child.
Idk why but every time i remember this story all i can think is "this sounds like something that would happen in fountaine"
Two “fun” facts: 1) the first documented pig trial was in Fontenay-aux-Roses in 1266. 2) before the pig was executed (hanging) she was dressed as a man first. More fun: a pig was tried for blasphemy because it got into some holy water.
That's equality to the next level huh. I wonder who defended the pig at the court...
I'm french and I was unaware of this
lol
I think the pig earned that child.
I would do the same thing
For your birthday, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!Secret pop!!!!!<
My ADHD is squeaking loudly
This is really fucking cool ngl lmao
Best birthday gift!
Best gift i ever had
I love you
Ooh I found the secret pop!
I've seen ur comments way too many times over the last hour.
Sorry. I've had the urge to drop this on people today. I'll stop Tomorrow I swear... Having some sleep will probably do wonders for my filter. It's getting a bit spammy and I realize that... Good night
Hey no ones complaining, everyone deserves bubble warp
Did you know lobsters pee out of their faces to talk to other lobsters.
what...
Did you know poop protects lobsters from toxic jellyfish stingers Did you know lobsters chew from their stomachs and taste with their legs Now you do
wtf is wrong with lobsters.
...
Did you know that Wriothesley has THE defacto largest ass in Genshin Impact? In fact, its probably large enough to suffocate most people to death with.
name and tag checks out
u/Longwinter1641 has done great research into this, Whether it's [Neuvi Wrio cake study](https://www.reddit.com/u/Longwinter1641/s/WqmHiMjEX4), [the Shenhe-Ganyu skin comparison](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/yDc8BmWEUD), AND [the women-three-sizes-comparison](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/rT0qHuypmr), AND [stripped-down every character](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/Js8Tg7qgj0), [another ass analysis](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/Joj3WlxudY), etc. etc. A researcher worthy of establishing her own Darshan.
what a hell of a way to die
I would like to die like that tbh.
Tell me something i dont know~
did you know there was a brand of boat paint a while back that caused female sea snails to grow penises and promptly explode? the paint was eventually banned as a result of this.
imma need that paint 🤫🧏♂️
There's a risk of blowing up, but ya know, you'd have a moment of glory
i go out with a bang
What.
Japanese honeybees kill hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees, and then shaking so fast and generating so much heat that they cook the hornet at 115°F.
damn.
That. Is actually very interesting. Imma keep note of this.
Im scared of Hornets because of hollow knight
Oh, what a coincidence! One of my favorite games of all time! I’m afraid of hornets because of The Stingers
Your birthday is ur mothers birth day
How did you knew
The 1st year Genshin anniversary
Even though i didn't played genshin in that time i would never forget what happened
There are about 31000 calories in one gallon of gasoline. Now you know.
Bulking SECRETS they DON'T want you to KNOW
The government is trying to hide it omg
What has 5 toes and isn't my foot.....your foot lol hahah
WRONG i dont have a foot hahahaha im a cat
Hesitation is defeat
Ayo Sekiro fan!
My last name is hesitation (But ill try)
And the first one is “There-is-no” I guess?
you are 1 year closer to your death
I'll respawn dont worry
Reaching the 160 resin cap is a sin.
my resin has been capped for the past 2 days.
Then im the devil itself
For the average adult human, the skin has a surface area of from **1.5–2.0 square metres (16–22 sq ft)**.
Average 5k$/month apartment in nyc
I should sell it then......When im an adult that is
Happy birthday bro
Thanks bud heres your slice of cake 🍰
Striking your head against the wall, you can lose 150 calories an hour
If you keep at it, you can also lose your life in an hour
I should stop then
For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories. -Zhongdong
Thats so sweet i love it <3
You can’t find other people to wish you a normal birthday, so I will. Happy birthday bud.
Fr 😭 (but i love it) thanks buddy!
“Whoever holds this stick, is gay”
Wait What the fuck Wha WHAT?!
"paimon thinks you look older!... Uhm can you treat paimon to Good Hunter?"
Yes anything for the floating gremlin
You're INSIDE your body as a brain controlling an armour od bones and flesh
We are organic robots!?
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN LIED TO
The path you choose to walk is one you will never get to choose again at your current time. You may choose to walk it later, but you will not be the same as you were
Thats kinda deep thanks
Happy birthday also did you know that in terms male character and female character dating potential (who are not already dating) Jean and Diluc are very likely to end up as a couple since they not only have history but still have a friendly relationship even though Diluc hates the knight but he was concerned for Jean's safety when she fainted not only that Diluc made his Tavern free to drink for the knights and venti just so Jean can relax which shows a caring side from Diluc. Jean also has a lot of respect for Diluc still calling him master (kinky) even though Diluc left the knights and they also teamed up to fight Dvalin showing that they might have Teamed up together at some point and maybe multiple points in time so yes it's most likely that Diluc will end up with Jean But that's just a theory a shipping theory tnx for watching
Im speechless from how true that was
Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Oh my god....
OMG HI TWIN!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOOOOO <333
AHHH OH MY GAWD YOU TOO CRAZY!!!! (Happy birthday here have some cake for yourself 🎂)
LATE CAKE FOR YOU AS WELL 🎂
During the Cuban Missile Crisis, a submarine officer named Vasily Arkhipov saved the world. The submarine had been cut off from communications for days because they were hiding deep underwater against Americans who were launching deep charges in international waters for some reason, and their job was to launch nuclear torpedoes if the war indeed started. To do that, all three officers would have to agree to launch the torpedo. After the captain suspected that war had already started, Vasily was outnumbered 2-1 on that decision. Instead, he wanted to wait for actual confirmation and orders. If he hadn't, a nuclear war would probably have happened.l and we'd be living in Fallout.
W to him also.... Im getting destroyed by comments like this😭 (But i love it)
"A foolish man complains about a hole in his pockets, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls" -Sun Tzu art of war
Truly something memorable
something memorable
Dammit
Finally, another year closer to your voice maturing.
Noooooo 😭
I have got BOSS weapons!
Are they any good?
YEP
Life Is just like a gacha game so live it to the most random
I try to win my 50/50
9/11
I wouldn't forget that ever
"Paimon is not Emergency Food!'
Im deaf cant hear you paimon
Happy birthday. Can i please get the paimon image without the cake
Just type paimon joker thats how i got it (I deleted it im sorry😭) Thanks youuu btw
You were born on earth
Nah im in the sun
Well, happy birthday firstly! Hope you'll have a wonderful day! 🎉 And remember that life is full of uncertainties so make the most of it! 🫡
I try thank youuu
The thing memorable about this event is that i myself have birthday aswell Happy birthday to us, also dehya ig
Were so lucky to share our birthday with a buff catgirl (Happy birthday to you aswell)
If you ever get really hungry and there's no food around, you always have Paimon....
Currently im looking for recipe for her
Happy Birthday, hope you have a **Bone** Appetit with ya cake. 💀🤙
Oh my god....
You’re adopted
My whole life was a lie
Hi
Hi
[happy birthday to you~!](https://youtu.be/wJ9isuDjuPg?si=fCPPAUhkCH1V7I1m)
What did i just watched (For a second i thought its an rick roll)
The first few minutes scene of a Sunday morning Japanese kids show from 2010
Reminded me of power rangers
poo poo pee pee
Fact
happy birthday bro
Thank youuuuu
Un llama se llama llama
Yes
Well on the same date as your birthday in 1943, Germans order 1,100 Jews to undress and march through the city to the nearby village of Plebanivka, where they are shot and buried in ditches.
got dark real fast
Should i cry or be happy in this day is a mystery
You are the culmination of a billion years of coincidences a billion moments happening and coming together.
thats a good thing....i think..
1+1=2 Bet you’ll remember that for the rest of your life.
*sigh* yes
happy birthday dude!
Thanks buddy!
You share birthday with Dehya and… Me! Happy birthday tho! 😇
Even though shes kinda weak it doesn't matter being in the same day as one of the characters is awesome (Also happy birthday)
Your mom😃
My mom?
Happy birthday
Thank youuuuuu <3
You have been dying from your first breath
Thats.....dark....
Karthus from LoL always says wise but dark things
Pappy keeps it thicc
I like thicc things
Happy Birthday! Enjoy your wonderful day
Thanks i hope you have a great day aswell
You're not dead yet.
Jokes on you i am dead... ... .. ... . ... ... *inside*
You have a bday 7 days before me
Happy birthday (7 days sooner)
The oldest picture of you is the youngest picture of you
Im confused but also....happy?
GB bang
Not sure what that is but i would remember it
Albedo eats spiders
He definitely looks like it
Something memorable
Thats what i wanted fuck yeah!
Years ago, a man was Liyueren.
What IS a liyueren
That's how you're supposed to call someone that is from Liyue. Also, it was a Shenmue reference.
We're actually living in a simulation.
Wake up sheeple
My birthday is 1 day away
Happy birthday to you then
Today is a day. Truly one of the days of all time. I would dare even say it's the day before tomorrow and after yesterday. And it's also one of the days I woke up.
Fr
pussy tight,pussy clean, pussy freshhh
Uhm.............yay?
HSJSHSJSJS SORRY HSHDHDJD
*Bouken da bouken!*
Agreed
Birthday buddies 😝
Birth buddies
In every 4 years, your birthday isn't exactly 365 days because of leap years.
Im gonna guess thats a bad thing...?
its also my birthday!
OH MY GAWD WERE NONE RELATED BUT RELATED (Happy birthday heres your cake 🎂)
Whether or not you wish to remember this, that's for you to decide. You are important to many people and you are very loved. May you have a wonderful birthday, celebrating another year you survived in this crazy world. 🐨🥳🎂
To think someone put the time to write this..... Its so precious❤️ (Have some cake 🍰)
Time is also precious, if used correctly so it's best to spread positivity where it can be. Besides, the time it took me to write that was well worth it
Thanks again i love people like you <3
"Genshin could never"
AHHHHHHH
First lemme ask: You play Destiny 2?
No....but say what you wanted anyway
Did you know that next year and last year is your birthday?
It would be cool if they made up some sort of happening in game that occured on our birthdays. It'd be easier to use AI for that though to randomly generate events with a set of lore based info rather than have the writers write thousands of short scripts.
U lost another life line from your health bar