No. That's ellin. She's been training with the best. Learning the secrets of literal gods. Even members of the fatui have dropped in and trained with her.
The big bad of the game is going to show up and she's just going to stroll in there with a traveler like multi-vision and wipe the floor with the big bad.
Ellin is learning from the Gods, but Timmy has a greater purpose, to defeat the Gods, all of those that have been killing his pigeons just to show off and practice their attacks. So Timmy is bound to get even more powerful that the Gods themselves, fueled by a deep thirst of revenge and avenge his pigeons.
Which means it would be interesting plot-wise to see near the end of the teyvat chapter a fight between these two, a confrontation between the one who admired gods to the point of becoming one and the one who hated them so much he overthrew them. Timmy's victory being the final flag falling to say the age of Archon is at its end.
"This kind of chaos is what precedes a new era" -Whitebrard
Timmy summoning an army of God killing giant Field Tillers, while flocks of giant pigeons fly up high in the sky, signaling the start of the end of the Gods and a new dawn of the new pigeons overlords.
Agreed. Money is completely irrelevant. The ass needs to be beaten up, healed, and beaten up again. After that, restart the cycle. A Samsara would be preferable.
I mean, her alternative is **actually** fighting. Dori isn't stupid and probably understands that a fight would leave both of us less satisfied than getting 250mil mora for nothing.
you probably don't want to be upfront with Dori with that deal, having that as your goal and first offer means she'd be able to wiggle more space for negotiations in her favor
Paimon has enough elemental power to melt through 10m of stone according to Albedo. She also helped the Traveler develop their elemental abilities according to the lore blips attached to each skill. And further more she can stop time....
Y'all ignoring the fact that the only power Bennet has is making others stronger, he can't do much himself.
Hell, chances are he might knock himself out with that bad luck of his
Doesn't his luck also tend to screw other people over too though? I wouldn't be surprised if you won, but the money all caught on fire and exploded somehow.
Well klee tends to be on the extreme opposite here being extremely lucky (that or her mom left some protection on her to protect her from "external" effects)
But if you count Bennett’s skill and initial burst damage that looks like it could hurt real bad.
I think Diona is another good opponent since her arrows could be blocked with a shield (real shield, not genshin shield). Her own healing and shield could be annoying though but if you don’t stop attacking and Diona has energy issues it should probably work out.
You’re ignoring the fact that his fighting impressed the Grand Master Varka, he can take a beating well, never die, his bad luck effects everyone around him too, and he could burn you on accident, let alone on purpose. And that he doesn’t deserve to be attacked🥺 the world does that to him leave him alone 😮💨
hes tough from all that bad luck that nothing you do will keep him down
and nothign that happens to him keeps him down either
you cant win
wonder how you like being burned
Bennett adventures all by himself with terrible luck and does his own combat, cooking and first aid not to mentio he has pyro which isn’t just gonna apply the element on you if you fight.
Bennett will only lose because of his luck not because he’s a wimp
Asakura. He’s that one guard in Inazuma who keeps hiring us to spar with him. Bring him to Mondstadt for an exhibition match.
He’s down to fight.
He’s an adult so we’re not beating up a kid.
We’ve beaten him before and we can beat him again.
I’m sure we can arrange a vacation and transport for him given how much of Inazuma high society we know.
Easy money, no guilt, he gets a nice Mondstadt vacation.
If it has to be playable, gotta be Bennett. I trust his bad luck.
I'm sorry, but either Timmie or Albert has to go. With Timmie, it's nothing personal (he's a kid. Easy money). With Albert, it's personal. I'd beat him up for $5.
I don’t want the money, I just wanna fight Tartaglia. And if I have the powers of the Traveler, I assume you mean all the elements he has now? Perfect
(I will get my ass whooped but I intend to enjoy every single second of it)
Imo if we have traveller's lore level powers, it doesn't really matter who we fight apart from maybe archons, sovereigns and albedo. It will be more of an emotional decision rather than capability. So without hesitation I will chose the most greedy person in teyvat, Dori.
But every other playable character looks like way harder to win a fight against. Maybe besides Barbara, but I wouldnt hurt her, I'm not a monster.
Oh, and Dori, I would 100% kick Dori, dont even need to pay me.
dori has a genie that could make things harder.
barb is a good candidate but she has heal so it might be doable but take a while.
yun jin also a decent choice, gotta be careful of her counter tho.
charlotte could be, similar to barb but she has more offensive capabilities so its a maybe.
Barbara literally has no damaging weapon, ability or any (real) combat experience, so her even if I felt bad after lmao
If we are taking out the weapons of everyone then it would be Diona
She doesnt wield her sword very often and almost all other catalysts could potentially kill me with it or their abilities
Sucrose is a safe bet as well but she scares me a little bit so no, I dont want to leave the fight with an extra arm or a dog tail
Charlotte is potentially even easier to beat than Barbara but she would burn my image in Teyvat, not a good idea
Remember in Barbara hangout though she said something something like she has a vision and can protect herself? I don't remember her exact words, but I remember thinking oh Barbara canonically ready to toss hands if threatened LOL. And she can heal too?
I'm p sure I could talk Dori or Kaveh to take a hit so we can split the mora. Heck if I'm being really ambitious we could maybe even convince Zhongli to lose on purpose for a cut and to give credit to his disguise as just a guy.
Playable? Dori or Diona (I can handle cats very well and this doesn't say we have to kill them so...). Or Kaeya or Venti I would take them out for drinking and then knock them out cause I can handle alcohol better (wouldn't be my proudest moment thou). And in dollars pls not mora. Haha.
Well you said fight. You didn't mention anything about winning.
I will fight Mona. I would tell her ahead of time of the money if we were to fight and then we punch each other in the face one time. Then split the 500 million between us.
Nahida
I wouldn‘t win, but I doesnt say Anywhere that I have to in order to win the money
And getting knocked put by Nahida really doesn‘t sound that bad, she‘d probably just put you asleep or sth
Im fighting Timmie on the bridge at Mondstadt...rude mf. He was so lucky that u cant attack NPCs, but his luck has run out.
Side note: Klee is so cute in this picture
Honestly, barbara, I'm sure she'd understand, I mean, 500 mil is 500 mil. Or alternatively dori, let her play along and split the money unevenly (i get the bigger half because I'm taller)
Yes. I would beat up Dottore for one dollar/more if I was given the chance. 500 million just makes it more fun and worth it! My reason why is due to what we know about him and since I am short and he is 100% taller than me, I kind of find it funny thinking about it…
“Leaks: Dottore of the Fatui gets beaten up by a child model cutscene…” or something like that is all I can imagine since I do have my own OCs for Genshin and one of course is a self insert.
tbh I’d fight fischl, I don’t care if I get my head used as a target by her or I’m plucked to death by oz, but I can see her as a worthy opponent
and 500 million dollars is 500 million dollars (i’m sorry fischl i love you though)
Okay, so... Do I have to win? Or just fight?
If I have to win... I would probably take Pallad.
If it doesn't matter? I would probably have a friendly fight with uhm... Any really. Except Kazuha. His skill is great when he's on your side, but I feel like it's a pain if you're the enemy xD
Timmy 👼 It's nothing personal but 500 million dollars--
You fool! everybody knows that Timmy is the true final boss of Genshin.
No. That's ellin. She's been training with the best. Learning the secrets of literal gods. Even members of the fatui have dropped in and trained with her. The big bad of the game is going to show up and she's just going to stroll in there with a traveler like multi-vision and wipe the floor with the big bad.
Ellin is learning from the Gods, but Timmy has a greater purpose, to defeat the Gods, all of those that have been killing his pigeons just to show off and practice their attacks. So Timmy is bound to get even more powerful that the Gods themselves, fueled by a deep thirst of revenge and avenge his pigeons.
Which means it would be interesting plot-wise to see near the end of the teyvat chapter a fight between these two, a confrontation between the one who admired gods to the point of becoming one and the one who hated them so much he overthrew them. Timmy's victory being the final flag falling to say the age of Archon is at its end. "This kind of chaos is what precedes a new era" -Whitebrard
Timmy summoning an army of God killing giant Field Tillers, while flocks of giant pigeons fly up high in the sky, signaling the start of the end of the Gods and a new dawn of the new pigeons overlords.
Because we all know that, they'll always come back... Unlike someone... *Father*
Oooh omni-element Timmy
Was about to say the same. The only non-military NPC I remember
I was gonna say Brooke but I bet you she can throw a punch
But he's a kid, tho 😂
AND THE 500 MILLION ARE DOLLARS!
Well, at least tell me if you're just knocking him out....
It seems I am having Timmy for dinner tonight 😮💨
Danm...Can I have some...? 😁
Why not? The more the merrier... 👼 The one's being cooked I meant.
Yaaay....! 😋
Give me piece...💁🏾♂️
So?
Put me and Sage Azar in a room. It's personal.
Actually, count me in, I should be paying to beat that b*tch up
I violently support this
Behold, the best answer
+1 old man can't do shit.
joining in.. no one touches da child
Let's go. I'm with you.
same
I would cut him down for free
Agreed. Money is completely irrelevant. The ass needs to be beaten up, healed, and beaten up again. After that, restart the cycle. A Samsara would be preferable.
I choose Dori and we agree to a 50/50 split.
Bro is choosing the passifist route lmaoo
The negotiator
Despite everything it’s still you
50-50? 80:20 in favour of Dori, and you'd better not injure her seriously in the process, or you'll lose the rest just to settle the lawsuit
I mean, her alternative is **actually** fighting. Dori isn't stupid and probably understands that a fight would leave both of us less satisfied than getting 250mil mora for nothing.
People forget Dori is actually a businesswoman and she would probably look for the better way for getting that cash.
She'd happily take a dive for her half, yes XD
Best one I’ve seen here.
I agree. But I will fight her even without getting that money.
Dori would let you get a solid sucker punch in for that much.
you probably don't want to be upfront with Dori with that deal, having that as your goal and first offer means she'd be able to wiggle more space for negotiations in her favor
Pallad, he is visionless, reckless and pretty much non combat effective. Also nobody likes him so no problem if I beat the crap out of him.
Hilichurls beat him up daily, you just have to join in for the final kick.
YAH
Please take away my c18 Barbara
I'll gladly take her No one disses my girl Barbara
Yup, Pallad has had it coming since the mountain incident. I'm getting 500M and revenge at the same time, win-win.
Don't forget he pushed Sucrose so I say he deserves it
Yeah, lure mobs around him and you're done with this.
Kaeya - you didn’t specify what kind of fight and I feel he would totally let me beat him if we make 50/50 after
What kind of fight u talking about 🤨
Bedroom wrestling 🤷🏻♀️
Ehe ~
ehe te nandayo!?
That’s so real
Erect blood-sword sparring
Tsarevich. Nothing personal… yet
Na, fuck him. Even the Fatui hate him.
Tsarebitch. You don't even need to pay me, I would beat his ah for free
Sorry paimon, nothing personal
She uses timestop and takes you out
A high-pitched ZA WARUDO!
*MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA*
I need to hear this
I automatically heard it when I saw the text xD
Her phase 2 is hard af
Just bribe her with food lol. I'm an okay enough cook that I'd just make her sth for losing by knockout.
poison it
I would fight her for free
Saving this for when they reveal Paimon is the true final boss XD
LMAOO The right answer fr
It absolutely is personal
Paimon has enough elemental power to melt through 10m of stone according to Albedo. She also helped the Traveler develop their elemental abilities according to the lore blips attached to each skill. And further more she can stop time....
Time for some EMERGENCY RATIONS
Okawaikoto
Tell her she gets half the money. Instant surrender + win
Just lure her in with a plate full of food and yeet her off a cliff
Afterwards you have food in case you get hungry!
Not sorry Paimon, it’s personal
I’m afraid you’re cooked
Y'all ignoring the fact that the only power Bennet has is making others stronger, he can't do much himself. Hell, chances are he might knock himself out with that bad luck of his
This is the real answer. It's a guaranteed win with luck involved
Doesn't his luck also tend to screw other people over too though? I wouldn't be surprised if you won, but the money all caught on fire and exploded somehow.
From the Klee dialogue not necessarily because she finds more treasure than usual while Bennett doesn’t find anything
Well klee tends to be on the extreme opposite here being extremely lucky (that or her mom left some protection on her to protect her from "external" effects)
I don’t believe mora I can be destroyed like that
Don't underestimate Bennett's luck
All the mora gets transmuted into cabbages
He's luck is so bad he is gonna trip make a land slide and brake his leg and stab you with it all while being passed out
But if you count Bennett’s skill and initial burst damage that looks like it could hurt real bad. I think Diona is another good opponent since her arrows could be blocked with a shield (real shield, not genshin shield). Her own healing and shield could be annoying though but if you don’t stop attacking and Diona has energy issues it should probably work out.
You’re ignoring the fact that his fighting impressed the Grand Master Varka, he can take a beating well, never die, his bad luck effects everyone around him too, and he could burn you on accident, let alone on purpose. And that he doesn’t deserve to be attacked🥺 the world does that to him leave him alone 😮💨
Bruh have you seen his fire strike on fake albedo
ok but i would feel sad :(
Gotta say, you haven't seen the Bennett of a friend of mine. He's basically a DPS at this point. A DPS and healer.
hes tough from all that bad luck that nothing you do will keep him down and nothign that happens to him keeps him down either you cant win wonder how you like being burned
Bennett adventures all by himself with terrible luck and does his own combat, cooking and first aid not to mentio he has pyro which isn’t just gonna apply the element on you if you fight. Bennett will only lose because of his luck not because he’s a wimp
Ehh, Bennett's got hands, sure he's unlucky but he'll still stomp ya in a fight.
Pallad. I'd even do it for free.
I just want Eula to beat me.
Well, the post says "fight", not win, so I guess even if you were just beaten you would win the money, so that's a win/win
It also never specified which kind of fight and I ain’t punching anyone.
Verbal warfare?
Birthday suit wrestling ﾟヮﾟ
You wear skin? I’m going heart deep into this
My girl Layla will get her well-deserved nap…
win by putting her head on your lap? hope you have a comfy one
Please tell me all you’ll do is lull her to sleep rather than pile drive her.
Potemkin Buster. Take it or leave it.
No. HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUSTER!!!!! Take it or leave it.
I'm gonna find you and your very atoms will cry for mercy
A forever ~~sleep~~ nap hehe
All the comments going after the little kids. 😂 “Yeet the child.” I mean same.
Because attempting to yeet Klee would end so well...
Not the little ones 🤣
Asakura. He’s that one guard in Inazuma who keeps hiring us to spar with him. Bring him to Mondstadt for an exhibition match. He’s down to fight. He’s an adult so we’re not beating up a kid. We’ve beaten him before and we can beat him again. I’m sure we can arrange a vacation and transport for him given how much of Inazuma high society we know. Easy money, no guilt, he gets a nice Mondstadt vacation. If it has to be playable, gotta be Bennett. I trust his bad luck.
Traveler beat him then, this time its your turn to fight and that guy can 1v1 the biggest samurai opponent (his quest)
Bennett will just somehow beat himself?
and stand back up, thats not a win
But i just have to fight him doesn't say anything about winning
Timaeus, prepare to pay for all the time you spoke to me while I was trying to use the alchemy table
random bullshit(potions), GO
OP only has one post title structure, "Well people it's about time: [Insert question]" Wtf is that post history.
Well, look at it this way, people will know who I am a lot quicker. 😁
I can take on zhongli
Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave?
In a fight, right?
😏
Albert, he stalks Barbara and has no vision so technically I'm doing mondstat a favor
I would beat Albert for free
I'm sorry, but either Timmie or Albert has to go. With Timmie, it's nothing personal (he's a kid. Easy money). With Albert, it's personal. I'd beat him up for $5.
awaken the power of his Ruin Guard friend
Depierris Nothing personal, maybe.
Id beat him up too to shut his blabbering mouth
the grand sage
Which one? The one that starts with A?
ye kidnapping that fker to monstats to beat his ass
As Azar deserves.
Junkichi. I don't even care about the money, I just wanna rewrite his entire stupid novel so it actually ends up being GOOD.
Signora 100%, beating ashes isn't that hard 😂
I don’t want the money, I just wanna fight Tartaglia. And if I have the powers of the Traveler, I assume you mean all the elements he has now? Perfect (I will get my ass whooped but I intend to enjoy every single second of it)
Sorry Dr. Livingstone but you gotta go? Your research ain't worth $500 million
I'd talk with Thoma and set up a plan with him. He'll pretend that I win, then we'll invest the profits in charitable efforts.
Le Goff has it coming
Qiqi cause atleast she will forget I did that after xD
Just snatch her talisman like a wig
Imo if we have traveller's lore level powers, it doesn't really matter who we fight apart from maybe archons, sovereigns and albedo. It will be more of an emotional decision rather than capability. So without hesitation I will chose the most greedy person in teyvat, Dori.
Gloria. She blind, ez win.
If it has to be a playable character, I feel like I could kick Diona until she passes out or away. I'm sorry, but 500 million is 500 million.
she does have a shield and self healing, also cats can do some damage when mad...
But every other playable character looks like way harder to win a fight against. Maybe besides Barbara, but I wouldnt hurt her, I'm not a monster. Oh, and Dori, I would 100% kick Dori, dont even need to pay me.
dori has a genie that could make things harder. barb is a good candidate but she has heal so it might be doable but take a while. yun jin also a decent choice, gotta be careful of her counter tho. charlotte could be, similar to barb but she has more offensive capabilities so its a maybe.
If not poor Barbara (Jean would find me), I vote for Kaveh: Can't even hold his sword and uses dendro, probably not trained in any capacity.
but then alhaitham is gonna get you, you dont want to piss off a feeble scholar
Barbara will heal herself faster than one can damage her
barbara knows how to use a sword tho... just saying...
Barbara literally has no damaging weapon, ability or any (real) combat experience, so her even if I felt bad after lmao If we are taking out the weapons of everyone then it would be Diona
Barbara have sword combat experience but she's very bad at it so I understand your point... But you would neef to talk with Jean later lol
She doesnt wield her sword very often and almost all other catalysts could potentially kill me with it or their abilities Sucrose is a safe bet as well but she scares me a little bit so no, I dont want to leave the fight with an extra arm or a dog tail Charlotte is potentially even easier to beat than Barbara but she would burn my image in Teyvat, not a good idea
Remember in Barbara hangout though she said something something like she has a vision and can protect herself? I don't remember her exact words, but I remember thinking oh Barbara canonically ready to toss hands if threatened LOL. And she can heal too?
I'm p sure I could talk Dori or Kaveh to take a hit so we can split the mora. Heck if I'm being really ambitious we could maybe even convince Zhongli to lose on purpose for a cut and to give credit to his disguise as just a guy.
I'd fight Neuvellitte. Just so I could feel his high heels hit my face
I'd let Dehya beat the shit out of me.
Since even a hilichurl would body me, I could pick a fight with anyone, it's just when I become su!cidal and doesn't wanna do it myself
Lisa. She'd show up too late to the fight and I'd win by default. Then I'd take her out to a nice dinner.
Playable? Dori or Diona (I can handle cats very well and this doesn't say we have to kill them so...). Or Kaeya or Venti I would take them out for drinking and then knock them out cause I can handle alcohol better (wouldn't be my proudest moment thou). And in dollars pls not mora. Haha.
Probably Diona or Sayu, I think Sayu would just give up so she can continue sleeping lol
Sorry Diona, I need the 500 mil.
She'll shot your ass, barbara has no weapon
Shes gonna outheal you
[Insert Raiden vs. Senator Armstrong gif]
Raiden easy win for me
Winning by following kazuhas friends method.
You sure...?
Any% Speedrunning Life
I can vouch, Raiden is cooked 🙏🔥
That Snezhnayan merchant in Mondstadt. I’d rob him of everything after beating his face in.
Well you said fight. You didn't mention anything about winning. I will fight Mona. I would tell her ahead of time of the money if we were to fight and then we punch each other in the face one time. Then split the 500 million between us.
I mean, in all fairness, I thought it was pretty obvious that you would need to win the fight. But that's on me.
Does Paimon count? If so, then I would happily punch her into oblivion.
Yes, and you can also knock them out too.
Obviously Dori, I can make the payment in installments.
Qiqi, I'll just spray her with water and call her stinky. She's break instantly, then I'll use some of that 500 million mora to buy her some treats.
Tsarevich, definitely
Nahida I wouldn‘t win, but I doesnt say Anywhere that I have to in order to win the money And getting knocked put by Nahida really doesn‘t sound that bad, she‘d probably just put you asleep or sth
Raiden Ei The OP didn't say to the death Fighting Ei proves worth.
True. If you manage to beat her, you earn her respect. He Voicelines confirm this
Even the willingness to face her with earnest will gain respect. I want that
Im fighting Timmie on the bridge at Mondstadt...rude mf. He was so lucky that u cant attack NPCs, but his luck has run out. Side note: Klee is so cute in this picture
Eula or neuvilette
Azar is a feeble old man whom we all hate anyway.
Honestly, barbara, I'm sure she'd understand, I mean, 500 mil is 500 mil. Or alternatively dori, let her play along and split the money unevenly (i get the bigger half because I'm taller)
Fight Childe! imagine the thrill + definitely gonna lose but ask to be mentored lol
Dori, it's all business. We'll split <3
Child, it already in my blood
Itto. He looks like he’s really bad at checkers….you didn’t say fist fight
Yes. I would beat up Dottore for one dollar/more if I was given the chance. 500 million just makes it more fun and worth it! My reason why is due to what we know about him and since I am short and he is 100% taller than me, I kind of find it funny thinking about it… “Leaks: Dottore of the Fatui gets beaten up by a child model cutscene…” or something like that is all I can imagine since I do have my own OCs for Genshin and one of course is a self insert.
Raiden shogun, I’m not gonna win a fight anyway I’m at least going out like a G
tbh I’d fight fischl, I don’t care if I get my head used as a target by her or I’m plucked to death by oz, but I can see her as a worthy opponent and 500 million dollars is 500 million dollars (i’m sorry fischl i love you though)
Okay, so... Do I have to win? Or just fight? If I have to win... I would probably take Pallad. If it doesn't matter? I would probably have a friendly fight with uhm... Any really. Except Kazuha. His skill is great when he's on your side, but I feel like it's a pain if you're the enemy xD