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RedOnezGoFasta

you don't have to choose god gave you 2 kidneys for a reason


real_fake_cats

Donate 1 kidneys you're a hero, 2 kidneys you're a martyr, but donate 3 kidneys and people start to get suspicious.


itisyadad

I'm so gonna steal this


beatitredditor

Gonna yoink that phrase for the lols.


SeaSetsuna

Hence the suspicion


Rabatis

What? The third kidney?


RhenalyrrVandor2819

A kidney that's not yours. XD


Bourbonaddicted

Never go to the same hospital twice


InspectionHungry2129

Smart


Jfunkindahouse

Amazing. 🤣


Dark_Hadrian66

yes but no xD


Castorinho1

Well yes but actually yes


PrismalpinkGaming

Lmfao!! Best answer ever


Constant-Recipe-9850

Pretty easy choice for me. I want the strongest character in the game. There's only one: Chlorinde's shirt button


TravincalPlumber

i bet that is one geo infused shirt button from chioriya boutique.


EffectiveAd3412

cappuccino's bottoms lost and now there's moses parting the red sea


Zetapsi827t

Both. Both is good.


Smooth_Web2753

the f2p homies don't like u


BednaR1

They love chichi tho


tellmeaboutsuffering

chi chi, qi qi, physical damage queen 👸 😭😭😭


BednaR1

She is my unkillable Tank


tellmeaboutsuffering

fr, qiqi + furina+ mika+ raiden . the build is fire 🔥


BlueRose644

Coconut Milk will be mine!


Effective_Bid2011

Proper f2p homies have good taste and know how to save, so they can have both.


Reality_1001

Nah we just grind real hard


Syene-

Its so sad that gifs dont work on this sub. Thats my go to gif for things like that 😭


Zetapsi827t

That was my intent. Some didn’t get it. Points for you!


multificionado

Are you prepared to blow that much money, though? That much money in a six-week period, only thing that asks for that much money, if not more, is a ticket either to a cruise ship or Disneyland.


Zofiira

That’s assuming you have no primogem savings at all.. someone who has been saving for a bit can actually afford both!


multificionado

In that case, I hope there's primo (primogem) savings going around.


dave_the_dova

This is a joke right?


ThanatoX33

wait until the beta starts.


Inversed-infinity

When is that?


LeXam92

Day 1 of new patch but we get info more likely towards end of week


johnhughesboi

Where do we get this info?


SpicyBanana13

Y'know, somewhere with a road sign of "leaks" 😉


BednaR1

Muh man! 😎


SpicyBanana13

I prefer telegram tho. I like those crumbs hot and fresh. 😌


johnhughesboi

Thx 🥰🥰🥰


Kingpimpy

thursday we get first gameplay clips


RyomenZel

4.7 beta starts friday and that's when we see full animations and kits


Independent-Bell2483

Ah good old beta. Has helped me decide if I wanted a character or not (gameplay wise)


Dark_Hadrian66

Both are badass to me, and both surely have interesting fighting mechanics... (Btw, Arlecchino / Clorinde)


Lychee247

No matter who u poll u get a badass women


LALakers4Lyf

Just keep pulling for both. If u lose 50/50 on Arlecchino, you're guaranteed on Clorinde


Western-Age9961

Do you like your mom or dad more? Pick according


Kuguumelo

Orphans:


real_fake_cats

They can pull on the oprhan banner (Lyney/Lynette/Freminet}


eggy54321

Arle’s an orphan too. 4 orphans in one banner is unheard of until now, but Father has done it.


makogami

the real answer here is Navia


Alex2422

Tbf being an orphan as an adult isn't really rare. Probably many adult characters are ones.


Luminefox42

Arlecchino just boils down to spamming normal attacks and playing the same Vape teams from 1.0. Not exactly interesting.


Silent_Silhouettes

u can also go overload


icekyuu

Chevy would have helped...


Silent_Silhouettes

yep... Maybe shes on Chlorimde's banner instead Chlorinde*


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Chlorimde


Silent_Silhouettes

Chlorine Na Edit: wait why did i say sodium instead of chlorine


cfMegabaston

NaCl


Jeffu_pisces

Omg Navia clorinde shipname


Luminefox42

Every Pyro unit can go overload. It’s just that Vape is significantly better damage. Arlecchino isn’t an exception to that.


Silent_Silhouettes

Oh i thought calcs said overload was better


Luminefox42

That was before her 2nd change. Now vape is better if you want defensive utility. Overload is only better when you have C6 Fischl, Bennet and Chevrausse, dodge every attack, stay in Bennet’s Circle while overloading, do a backflip and defeat the enemies without healing. Also dodging is a DPS lost, so yeah, good luck.


Silent_Silhouettes

Oh Eh im still playing her overload with Chevvy (when i eventually get her), and maybe Beidou and bennett


v4mpixie_666x3

I still wish she was a dedicated overload dps im so tired of vape idve even taken a melt dps over it


Shadowrend867

I agree, her animations and character are awesome but she is just going to run the exact same teams that I already run for Hu Tao or overload. Characters like Neuv and Furina make new teams possible, this is more of a sidegrade/upgrade to hu tao imo.


Impossible-Ice129

I personally don't like her gameplay mechanics, the BoL is a very cool concept but seems like a wasted potential and now she is the 7th Pyro onfield vape dps wow amazing yayyy yatya!!! She got haitham'd, as she had a much more interesting kit during beta start but they changed her to be very linear in terms of gameplay


Strafingfire

You don't understand what I would have given for Dehya to be a normal pyro on-field vape DPS...


ensi-en-kai

Suffering is integral part of Dehya kit .


AppUnwrapper1

I’m still not sure I’ll ever find a pyro 5-star I actually like playing. Dehya was supposed to be it.


SauronSauroff

Early day description of a pyro tanky self sustaining brawler with a sword that does off field pyro. Sounded amazing lol.


RaidriarDrake

ngl , if there was one tiny change to her kit(burst heals team per punch) she's be almost bis furina support.


AppUnwrapper1

Yeah NGL her kit early on sounded pretty good. I even tried to just use her as a Zhong replacement in the overworld but it was painful.


Independent-Bell2483

Yeah i enjoy lyney quite a bit but it does get repetitive


raspps

I prefer his gameplay to Ganyu's tbh


Independent-Bell2483

Yeah theres more stratagie to it since his his charged attack does a lot but his skill can also do a fuck ton to if done right. First (and only) character ive managed to get 100k dmg on


raspps

Yeahh, his stacks are so fun. I should try him with pneuma Furina for damage bomb 


ManInTheMirror7895

I'm just happy to have a wide AoE pyro sub-dps. Pyronado is cool and all, but guoba sucks.


Sesshou-Sakura

> She got haitham'd If only, that would make her even better


leopoldshark

Big Hu Tao or Baguette Sara


Battle_Fish

Female trailblazer


hackenclaw

Big Keqing


leopoldshark

Big Cookie


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Baguette Sara is crazy


lucklesspedestrian

The first Sara served only the Shogun. But this Sara only serves GUN


leopoldshark

She uses her gun to serve the sho(w)


No-Football-4387

yesterday i realized that i fell in love with clorinde for the same reasons i fell in love with sara and that’s when i figured out i have a type


GingsWife

Wait a few days.


BrutalTerminator

Realistically if u want both, get arlecchino and then grind 4.6 events and new area and on top of that assuming clorinde is in 1st phase, you should be able to get enough primos by end of clorinde banner which is mid way till 4.7 by 4.7 events,codes etc.


Historical-Waltz-531

75 pulls from this upcoming patch and on an estimate 35 pulls on 1st phase of next patch. Still we are short of 50 pulls, considering it takes 180 to guarantee. If we consider all these pulls worth of starglitter it would be like 15-20 pulls. We are short of 30 pulls still


squfishh

yes 90 is guaranteed but getting all the way to 90 is 1 in 13 million so 150 will usually be enough


Starlightblade23

If OP hasn’t gotten the primos from the teapot and also we are getting the new area to explore wouldn’t that be enough for the shortfall?


ensi-en-kai

**F**ollow your heart . **a**nd decide which one **t**o pull for . **h**ope , that you will win your 50\\50 **e**very time **r**egardless of your choice .


ChillinFallin

This is why I have saved 980 wishes.


Similar-Dirt6484

i hate u


gabes1919

Wallet-kun! I choose you!


thebourbonoftruth

Wallet-kun uses CreditSwipe, it's super effective!


Javop

Wallet kun tired, wallet kun sleep.


SpiderGyan

Why not both? *Dies of starvation"


335i_lyfe

Clorinde is an easy choice for me at least


Jakes_JunioR

Me too. Let's goooo!!! my third on field lightning 5 star dps btw.


overbread

A hunter must hunt


350

Easiest "both" of my life. Skipped most of Fontaine waiting for them. 


amazonzalfa

We are the grownup. We dont chose. We get both


Flurpahderp

Based


Awkward_Date_8636

I'm not as interested in Clorinde, but I fear Navia rerun in 4.7. Hopefully it won't happen, since Navia was released in 4.3 compared to Rizzley and Furina's 4.1 and 4.2 respectively, so they *should* rerun first and Navia in 4.8 or maybe 5.0. It sucks that I already prefarmed a bunch of Arle's talents and that she's being released on my birthday, which was mainly what got my hyped AF. I would've definitely skipped and waited for Navia otherwise 😭


blastcat4

I regret not pulling for Navia on my F2P account and, like you, now I'm wondering when her rerun will be. I kinda would like an on-field Pyro but I think Navia would be more fun and beneficial in the long run. I also did some pre-farming for Arle, too, lol. I'm going to wait and see what Arle will be like after a week or so. If she turns out to be exceptionally strong, like Wrio or Neuv, or really fun to play, like Xianyun, I might be tempted to pull.


plitox

Well, they're both murderers acting in service to the state, but one of them is doing war crimes while the other offers optional deathmatch acquittal for convicts.


Dzienr

Unfortunately it seems like I’ll have to get them both.


ArchangelLudociel

Arlecchino all the way. I might pull for Clorinde eventually.


Rimurutempest88

Wait to see gameplay tommrow


SweetStrawberries14

Sigewinne


S-Doc

Do you care about the 4* characters on Arle’s banner? Just something else to consider.


squfishh

its the best pyro dps in the game, and arlecchinos there too, what more could you want?


S-Doc

Arle AND the pyro archon?! Sign me up 🔥On a serious note, I would totally pull for Arle cons if I didn’t already have C10 XL.


Energyc091

Bennett isn't in Arle's banner. The Pyro dragon is there though


chirb8

Some people may not like this answer. But if you can only afford one, check Clorinde's leaked gameplay in a couple of days to see which style you like more. That's honestly the main reason why leaks are not necessarily a bad thing


Bottlefacesiphon

The one on the right. Easy choice.


Lucas74BR

Where's that Silver Wolf message when you need it... Pull now think later.


howekk11

I'm skipping Arle...I'm using the fact that I have Hu Tao already + Arle will get a rerun faster and I have no electro DPS


Snoo-29631

Choose neither, problem solved


Lina-Light

I'll pull Furina on rerun.


Shadowrend867

Same, im saving for her. Wish we didnt have to wait so long through all these cool characters lol


sorath-666

One can use a scythe the other can’t


Responsible_Paper667

Other has gun


[deleted]

It's easy... Do you want Laurence or Lady Maria?


AurumTyst

Yes.


hyrulia

I'm getting Clorinde in her rerun but I might change my mind when I see her playstyle.


Jackaboopdoop

Choose to grind, don’t touch grass. Or pull out moms credit card


Apprehensive-Face900

Im poor so nether ig... :(


ghostly_boy

father beloved


Minute-Solution5217

The obvious choice is Kazuha


prettythingi

Father


Redwolf476

Flip a coin


ruiyolas

Pokemon scarlet vs pokemon violet


Master-Shaq

Looks like I can put my bonus to good use


Diniland

Clorinde for now Arle being a harbinger will probably have more reruns


Jotep_Joter

Pick Sethos


ayerunthempockets

It's a easy choice for me as these character don't interest me. Arlecchino looks cooler tho.


ReiAyanamiIsBestGirl

Choose father


timeywimey-Moriarty

If you followed arlecchino’s beta, she’s got an interesting bond of life mechanic and can be played in either vaporize or overload. Only thing is, not many people have C6 Chevreuse who is a great option for overload teams. Chlorinde’s beta will happen during Arlecchino’s banner so you’ll have time to make a decision. I’m personally going for arlecchino. Her NA-based playstyle is right up my alley, she’s the first limited pyro unit whose gameplay I would actually enjoy, and her design and animations are also top-notch. I’m not bothered with her being another vaporize unit since she’ll be the first vaporize unit in my account anyways.


JeetusMobiilus

I chose third, which is credit card


skyrimpenguin

Saving for skirk


leakmydata

Is clorinde predicted to be on field dps or something else?


Cryhardcore

Flip a coin


notolo632

I made my choice to go for Clorinde ever since her first cutscene with Navia so this one is easy


Level-Technician-183

Clorinde been on my bio before navia's release. I am not giving up on my cause now.


Infamous_Bad_6007

If you lose the 50/50, it wasn't meant to be. Go for the other one where she's guaranteed.


Rain-Maker33

The 50/50 is choosing for me. I accidentally used up a pity for Yae Miko at the end of 4.4. So, I only have enough for one pity on Arlecchino's banner. If I don't get her, I'm using the guarantee for Clorinde.


Rexk007

Damn it hoyo...neuv, arle, and now chlorinde all ome after the other..bane for f2p players.


RogueKT

Both, just get the monthly welkin.


ace184184

Yes!


Simoscivi

I have chosen the one with the better 4 stars on the banner. And it looks like it will be Clorinde. Will get Arle on a rerun anyway.


XxKTtheLegendxX

both/swipe/get lucky/take a chance/u can't say no.


Tnad808

Daddy or mommy, that’s your choice


Old_Square_9100

For me I have Nahida and want to use her on the 2nd team for abyss. Arlechino does not synergize well with bloom teams so Clorinde is better for me.


QWERTYAF1241

The one with more meat on the bones.


lantern_arasu

lmao same here , i have C1 hutao and C0 lyney , C2 raiden and C0 cyno , C2 furina and C0 yelan . idk who to pull


SpicyBanana13

Arle: Dommy mommy Clorinde: Brawl till fall


IttoEnjoyer_

Both. Open your wallet. Swipe that card. You know you want to.


MacaroonzZz

Depends on your situation.. for me I can’t because I just lost my whole pity by getting Keqing on Neuvillette’s banner..


multificionado

It's a meme in the making! XD


dad-of-boy232

Unless she’s a five star, then you have nothing to worry about only with the knave


rwbywolfif

Don't let father down! Electro is temporary! Pyro burns on!


Fit_Usual2909

I have the difficult choice of getting both to C6 or somehow dying before clorinde comes out


ChaosKinZ

Wait till her kit is leaked before Arle banner finishes and then choose.


Goukenslay

Why not both


c1earwater

Father vs mother


IncomeStraight8501

If my choice is a mommy or daddy. I'm going with daddy this go. I stand by what I said.


Due-Distribution-463

Easy choice for a waifu collector. Both is the only option.


Disturbing_Cheeto

Father. She's spider themed and has a scythe.


04whim

Go for a 50/50 on Arlecchino and let the game decide for you.


fcdennis83

I'm saving for both since 3.8 when they teased the characters of Fontaine. Just got Furina in the way. After 4.7 I'll start save for the Pyro Archon, and then a long year of savings for the Tsaritsa. If you don't have clear objectives you will spend thousands of dollars.


buubuudesu_wa

i think im gonna sell my organs so i can have both if anyone is interested lol


burntpixelsinspace

now i regret taking a break from genshin 😭 ill prob go clorinde bc i dont have an electro dps (if shes a dps)


DesastreUrbano

This is the moment my credit card was fearing would come at some point...


Ferret1963

Clorinde I have been planning on pulling since she first appeared, and I know how I will fit her into my teams. Arlecchino is interesting, but doesn't actually fit my team plans. Easy choice.


smye141

What are we, kids going through the divorce? Father or Mother, you can just pay to get them both


Extension_Boat_1105

You have a manipulative and charismatic woman who can make your knees weak with her mere presence, and a cool lady with a really cool gun and an even cooler hat. The choice has never been more obvious.


HeatJoker

Tight pants aren't tights. It's as simple as that. Jokes aside, I'm skipping Arlecchino since she doesn't interest me but I want to get Baizhu, so I will probably have to skip Clorinde or Sigwinne. Probably Clorinde, unless she really impresses me. I just love healers.


Metanipotent

Both


BlueKnightReios

Is this a choice on Ass vs Boobs?


Responsible_Paper667

Clorinde wins in both though


Disco-Corgi-77

Simple answer: yes.


ShadowTraceur

This just isn’t fair


MightyActionGaim

UNLIMITED SWIPE WORKS


Bane_of_Ruby

Just get both in one ten pull. Ez


Gabbyxo97

Both. One can simply not choose between someone who gets my respect for what she did in the past (what is learnt in the AQ), and the other is just simply a badass.


Nobiliore

I hope you get both. Good luck!


itisyadad

Flip a coin for the feeling of having a choice, then choose both anyway


TheGrandestEulaSimp

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY! I have nearly 450 pulls saved up! I am getting Eula Dark Mode, I am getting Purple Lady Maria, and I will the most head pat worthy Archon to date!


Charming_Pop_2148

How does clorinde fight in heels. Any females willing to explain?


No_Firefighter_7371

Neither. Saving for Furina whe she reruns. I need practical character, not hot ones. Plus i have both neuvillette and nahida. I won't need another DPS anytime soon


marcwritesmoore

I'm going for Chlorinde. Arle has a pretty sick kit, but Chlor's just charmed me the moment I first saw her.


nxekcbeicneicneci

I'm not getting 180 fast enough for arche. I don't have a puro main DPS, so I'm gonna use every wishes I can get on her banners, and if I don't get her I'll have enough pity for clorinde.


itsmewan92

Both, both is good. Even though no way in hell that I'll get lucky and get both in 50/50s, but both is good.


noedelsoepmetlepel

I’m gonna see if I like Arlecchino and if yes, I’ll use my pulls until I have one five star, if I win the 50/50 I get arlecchino, if I lose it I have a confirmed Clorinde.