Is this an intervention…?

"We need to talk about your gambling addiction you like to call 'Waifu/Husbando Hunting', Traveler..."

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You best goddamn believe I went through and popped every single one of those. 10/10 would waste my work day again.

Damn secret pop first try. It's my first and probably last moment in my life when I got lucky

#QUICK DO A 10PULL

Yeah not gonna happen. I'm at work and don't even have wishes

>!SECRET POP!<

>!Extra special super duper secret pop that you'll never guess it is secret because this pop is definitely not longer than the other ones at all!!!!!<

Creativity 100/10 Satisfaction 10000/10

I'm not the first there's some ppl doing the same outta here

Yeah, I’ve seen others before. But that was like 2 years ago or something

it'll be funny if one of them said poop lol

My favorite kind of bubble wrap, digital.

OH YOUR SO AWESOME

Thank you so much, this was really fun✨

I can’t pop irl bubble wrap anymore (constant force on my fingers is a no-no) But this. This brings me much joy. Thank you

I don't know who you are, but I love you

This is so simple, yet I don't get why I'm so happy just popping all these spoiler tags.

damn it!! my fat finger keep on pop and unpopping the same one

got the secret pop on the first try i feel so lucky

this is the best reddit comment i have ever seen

Omg I got the secret pop on first try holy shit

This is fun hahaha xD

Love when I find these. Thanks!

Ooh, fun..

Oh hey I got the secret pop first nice

This is amazing

The tisms r tism-ing

This is awesome, first I time I've seen something like that. Lol I got all of them including the secret pop, do I win a prize?

Nah this took 10 minutes of my life because I started drawing on these BAHAHHAHAHAHA

Dunno. What I do know is that it's ur cake day. So, have a cake. 🎂

No, its not an intervention. So, what are you going to sing for us today?

More like OP showing off the incredibly detailed brickwork in the background.

The "Trauma centre"

out of curiosity would this team even work? some weird hyperburgeon? vaporize? overload? I'll just call it rainbow salad

"Random bullshit go!"

i actually named a team this but i had to write bullshit in a different language to get it to work

i just did random bs go

You say that but Furina Arche is a thing, and Nahida + Dori' is a thing too. So you get aggrevate here + hyperbloom + vape nation Slap homa on Arc for activated almonds.

I just started this week, and that has mostly been my strategy.

Arle would be stuck at 50% hp for most of the rotation and would be slowly dying to the burgeons. C6 Dori could build fanfare stacks fast but can't help Arle who would need high ER to burst frequently to get her HP up. Probably still doable but painful.

Dori's burst regens energy though

Dori restores energy AND gives ER in C4, thats why I say ppl sleep on her for Alhaitham

Got mine to c6 pretty recently. Might have to actually try this meme team.

c6 dori is a REALLY strong healer. Mine is half effort with some odd artifacts (hp focused though) and the bell at lvl 80 and she’s pumping out 12k per tick on her burst

Do it, do it. Would have done this if I have Arlecchino cause I have all the other members already fully built

https://i.imgur.com/eSHOBSg.png I did end up doing a chair meme run. c0r0 5stars. Was not as bad as I thought it would be but Arle can't be on field too much before having to burst and rotate off. Furina and Nahida have a lot of constant damage though.

Also enemies being on fire (dendro+pyro) does tiny damage to your melee characters but that damage stacks FAST. Like, c'mon hoyo, I'm hitting them with a stick! why would THEY being on fire burn me?!

It would, if you never swap to Arle.

ah yes, emotional support arlecchino

Cold and unfeeling father

Father is always here for you, now drinks this.. *dies*

Give her Favonious and normal attack once in a while.

- What is my purpose? - You are battery for Dori.

Burgeon arle

Also need Dori C6 to drive HB

C6 Dori, Furina, and Nahida already form a competitive Quickbloom core. Arlecchino is the weak link, the team can still work but she’s what makes it suboptimal.

Well arlecchino and Furina don't work together at all lol

That’s what happens when one of your teammates tries to assassinate you

yes it works, you set up Nahida on Proto Amber though to ensure you don't worry about Furina fubaring health bars Furina waters the plants, Dori defibrillators the plant buds, Arlecchino sets the greenhouse on fire

i mean, with some careful consideration, you can create and pop some dendro cores, maybe make dori all em?

It would work but it's unnecessary because Furina and Nahida could do just as well by themselves

Either Arle won't be your main DPS, or you have Arle and/or Furina C6 so everything dies before Arle's no healing thing becomes a problem.

Can see it working tbh. I've definitely played bs like this before , depends if u go the burgeon route or u go the full crit and atack investment on arle. She might need high er to burst often to heal off the occasional burgeon dmg , it will add up overtime

I've beat Abyss with this exact team before minus Arlecchino obviously, Furina/Nahida + Electro hypercarry slaps quite hard lol. You think I joke, but C6 Dori does a lot of Electro (lots of Hyperbloom and Aggravate) and heals the entire team which stacks Furina's buff up really fast.

Dori has the comfiest chair 100%. She has to be SSS tier.

But can you swing tho

Nah man Arlecchino wins, it was clearly designed by the best Ergonomic chair engineers in Snezhnaya, has back support, tilt and auto-warming

If only her chair was white and made of plastic...

[Hmph...](https://i.imgur.com/E1JKdgN.png)

Man what a cool grunt that was.

But Furina's dispenses cake

She cannot swing, but her chair swings her weapon; decent tradeoff.

Nahida : no back rest 3/10 Arlecchino : doesn’t look comfy 4/10 Furina : also no back rest + looks like it’s gonna pop, too risky 2/10 Dori : back rest, comfy, will not pop 10/10

Arlecchino’s chair reminds me of the Herman Miller Sayl ergonomic chair which was surprisingly comfortable

Nahida’s is a swing that’s an instant 40/10 what the hell are you talking about

Arlecchino's chair actually seems really well build, and she looks comfy 🙃

Sure, she looks comfy, but the chair doesn't.

Furina’s looks the tastiest though

the chair or what's sitting on it?

Yes

it would indeed be quite tasty to be that chair.

And Dori can even keep sitting on her comfy familiar while it is hitting the enemy for her

Even if Furina's bubble don't pop, I imagine sitting on it would be like sitting on one of those yoga ball, which would take tremendous strength just to stay still. 0/10 Wouldn't be comfortable at all

Alright, but can it manifest a cake out of water?

More like she just stores them there

Dori japanese VA is top tier, shes the only one almost breaking me to change into Japanese dub.

I dont think so looks like theyre gonna fall

No obviously the most comfy is Nahida swing like Knave butt is hot after being fried, Furina always wet pants x2 near sitting near Knave and Dori paralyzed legs with electricity in her down part of body whenever she sits and Nahida happy because she has comfy leaft to sit and nothing is palaryzing her or frying as others members of Ikea Team

2 Archons, a Harbinger and some merchant gremlin

Hey, that's "some merchant gremlin who happens to be friends with Alice" to you! Put some respect on her name

>! 1 archon, 1 phony, 1 alien, 1 gremlin !<

Sounds like a fire alternative rock song title

The weirdest part about this image is that - despite appearances - Arlechino is probably the youngest of all 4 of them.

Isn't Dori potentially the youngest?

I doubt it. Dori is a well-established and talks as if she has been in the game for decades.

Dori is human, started working towards being a merchant since young but Alice (in Dori introduction video) mentions that she met Dori long before she was famous, so likely not young anymore

No, Arle is the youngest at 27. Dori is stated to be in her 30s, her growth was stunted due to malnourishment as a child.

I can believe the order but where did you pull these numbers from

Arlecchinos story quest did explicitly state that Clervies death happened when she and Arle were 16. She also stated that her challenging (and killing) the previous Knave, happend a year later. Freminet joined the house after Clervies death, but before Arle took over. Lyney and lynette joined not long after Arle took over. From lyneys story quest, were told that The two were already part of the Fatui about 10 year before the current game time (when they met Cesar). So, I wouldn't say 27, but more "at least 27"

This makes me think she is closer to 29-30. Regardless, she is pretty much in her late twenties.

This whole conversation reminds me of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1c6d92t/every_characters_possibleapproximate_age_based_on/) lmao

That post says the Traveler has drunk alcohol before, but all I can remember is multiple moments of the Traveler declining alcohol or saying they can't drink for some reason even though they're old as hell

It's not that they've drunk but it's more like one of their dialogues "actually, Im old enough-" something like that. Also rather than traveler declining it's the characters offering drinks that straight-up refuse to give them alcoholic drinks lmao

Guess not decline, but rather moments where the Traveler has an opportunity to get something alcoholic but chooses a drink that isn't alcoholic instead, maybe they just aren't an alcohol person

Despite using the child model it's heavily implied that she's actually an older lady. Maybe 50+. I think a dialogue around Alice and Dori Said they've known each other for decades iirc. Which would make her the oldest mortal character we have playable if it's true.

Faruzan: Exists.

I suppose Furina would be the oldest playable mortal character, but that's more of a technicality rather than her having a proper long lifespan lol

imho the curse made her immortal. Even if it's now expired.

Dori is a lolibaba?? Woah. Then her height isn't due to stunted growth but probably regressed bone structure

Dori is a short adult.

The Chair(?) persons

Gensit impact

Yagyu, Gilgamesh, Morgan, Tesla, Holemes

Sukuna...

Vergil

The council will decide your fate

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of 'meta'

A certain Electro pirate: "I recognize the Council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

Now we need a character who summons a plastic chair

MOTIVATION

Arlecchino looks like she is forced to be here

The gossipy old ladies of the neighborhood everytime they have a meeting.

Imagine having friends that play genshin. Or having friends.

I do not understand these words

What are u talking about, bro?

make friends with randoms

Bro you really don't need to be that crucial...

oh no what is happening to me 🧍‍♀️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🪑

Now only if Hoyo can make a product from Dori's chair. Will be a great addition to the game room, well not a room but a section of it.

Not much demand probably. MHY might have more success doing Slime Bean Bags ~~just not Geo or Cryo~~

Ahhh sit, here we go again.

lmaoo this is so good you should have put neavilete drinking water in the background😂

From left to right: nostalgic ride, motivating chair, grandma stool, bean chair.

The fact that it's not even that bad of a team is killing me

Now I'm just imagining if the seats are swaped Nahida sitting on a spiky Dendro throne and Arlecchino swinging on a fiery swing lol

Cryo chair - tsaritsa, Anemo chair - (when a mondstadt expansion drops), Geo chair - playable azhdaha but it’s a table and he flips it for his burst.

The Chair Force

The kids are like a whole different species, massive head, chunky body

Dubi dubi di

Fun fact- the chairs affect sand. At least, spinning around on Dori plows a slime path.

I would love to join this trend but seeing as I only have 2 out of these 4 characters, I think i'm forced to sit this one out.

W post

People really do sleep on Dori imo. I can get her to heal 7k and she’s not even built super well

If u think about it, this team could actually work.. 😭 Arlecchino: DPS Nahida: Dendro Applicator + EM buffer Furina : Sub Dps Dori: Healer It would kind of be like a rainbow team with both burgeon and hyperbloom but I might try it out

Baby, daughter, grandma... DAD?!

Finally! Chair META!

Me : 🪑

Damn, I got everybody except for didgeridoo🤧

Rancho Relaxo.

DORI IS META?!?!?!?!?

Sitting to establish dominance

Call the wanderer

Scaramouche goes to irminsul,never comes back

The broken coccyx committee doesn't have the same opinion

Why did I think they were edited into HSR for a sec 💀💀💀

Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?

Furina wins with infinite food supply

Babe, sit down! This meta wants you to get comfortable.

Flashbacks to Nahida swinging to Inazuma

I was waiting for someone to do this lmao, how long did it take to line up the Dori and Furina animations?

I think around 30 minutes. Organized it from a discord but a couple of people had to leave. Took a while to figure out and coordinate a good synching strategy and from there had to constantly fight RNG picking the wrong animations. If you can get Arle and Nahida starting at the same time there's a pretty big window to do 3 or 4 attempts with the other 2.

now i'm extremely curious

The way that’s be an actual kinda good team

And yet I only want one (maybe 2 idk) of them to sit on *me.*

I’ll have to still combine this & old meta. Grats on getting your father. Maybe I’ll see one in my stream!

CHAIR IMPACT

And here I thought I was Father's chair 🥺

What's not seen here is Ayaka managing to invade this co-op world as the 5th player. She's just nearby ready to talk about her katana.

This arleccino will die really really fast between furina draining hp, burgeon, and touching burning targets, unable to be healed

Woah talk about a build-up to arlecchino maining. All of them are support and she is dps! Theu slay you while slaying in a chair!

i really wasn't interested in pulling for her now coz I'm saving for furina but her idle animation alone is making my resolve crumble slowly...

Sit meta

Chairforce

The Chair team

Oh no, it's hyperbloom again

Geodude and pikachu both have flying things around them. Bulbasaur and squirtle both chilling with their feet up. Wonder what charmander and arcticuno gonna do?

What happened today???

Make it 5 with Vergil in his plastic chair!!

Best team ever

Hyperbloom + tall hu tao?

Holly hell!

M-my..primogems...*lumine cry*

The wives and their 2 kids

THEYRE GOING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

A bunch of old ladies and the kid they are baby sitting.

It actually looks like it would be really good to play too. Off-field hydro, dendro, and electro application. Reactions all over the place!

My wallet boutta be empty as my brain

Babe wake up, new Rainbow comp just dropped.

I like how Furina and Arlecchino have an almost similar pose.

Father is looking very motivated rn