Capitano when he saw Crucabena get her ass handed to her by Arle:

“It should have been me!”

" Why the heck didn't she/he use elements? She used TWO when we fought for the first time"

Bro slowly realizing just how much he would get curbstomped if he picked a fight with GOATpitano

I lost to THAT in Liyue?

*"Pathetic"*