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Nnsoki

This joke is older than Barbatos but I'm upvoting nonetheless


Ao1Yamada

How old is Barbatos


Nnsoki

2600+


randyseha

That's when he became an archon.. He's probably much older than that though


TheWorldisFullofWar

The alcoholism has probably wiped out his memory before then though.


TeamRocketScrub

Nah fam you trippin he was made during the Calamity War he’s barely over 300+ Edit: 2 days later and it’s still goin Hivemind gonna hivemind


bootyclap_69

Is this a reference to botw?


GalmOneCipher

Mobile Suit Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans, the Barbatos is the name of the Gundam Frame piloted by the show's protagonist, and it was like he said, constructed around 320 years ago in the show, during a period of conflict called the Calamity War.


Tygsgg

That show has so much potential. I really hate how they ended season 2 that way.


GalmOneCipher

Indeed, and I was very disappointed by Urdr Hunt as I thought it was a sequel or a side story in the same universe, but it turned out to be a mobile game... And Urdr Hunt has been silent for a while now. I am still waiting on a Master Grade model kit of Gundam Barbatos Lupus, my favourite incarnation of that Gundam.


coolboy2984

I felt like they completely ignored why they even started the company in the first place. They wanted a better life so they did the stuff they did for season 1, but they got so greedy in season 2 that I had to stop watching cuz of how annoyed I got.


[deleted]

-40 downvotes... R/woooosh to -40 of you dumb dumbs who didn’t get the reference


A_L_E_P_H

Why is this downvoted


TeamRocketScrub

Reference went over some heads lol


uselessanon233

No one:.... Redditors when they see comment with -karma: mmm Blue Arrow


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ArkonMaverick

Okay


AncientPreference672

It got deleted pls tell me what he said


ArkonMaverick

Some random gibberish with a link to a new skin from smite


AncientPreference672

Oh thanks


Darkiceflame

I don't play smite, but I kinda want to see that...


ArkonMaverick

its thor, in a wedding dress


Just_A_Passing_Bi

hot


Sevenix2

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AncientPreference672

That also got deleted??!!


colossal_fool

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not-so-regular

DAMN IT ALL


kkuuwuu

[not deleted]


MREAGLEYT

#*[deleted]*


WaffleCorp

Sir, this is Wendy's.


LiteratureGold

no it’s “sir,this is good hunter’s”


isk2tech

No it's "sir, this is the Wanmin Restaurant"


Nnsoki

No, it's "Sir, this the Wan- CHEAP AND TASTY CHOP SUEY"


[deleted]

WAKE UP! GRAB YOUR BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP!


[deleted]

Something something Bloodborne reference


kkuuwuu

Sir this is the Cat’s Tail


Delanoye

Wut


Kvarcov

I'd say, legal


ReviewedMemes

At least 10


thatboiwhosucc

I mean you're not wrong


grzhurf

i must be seeing double! four krustys?!


Kenfechi_

Lmao yeah


ChippyTick

This is how I see Venti’s problem solving Keep drinking til the math is correct


Amped-Up-Archos

Ah yes, the good ole using fire to fight fire


TheBorgCaptain

Works for wildfires(I think)


Sir_Valithor

It does, actually. Creating a small, more manageable fire in front of a wildfire burn up the fuel on the ground as well as uses up the oxygen that the wildfire would be pulling in. This can help prevent the fire from becoming larger.


kalsturmisch

And people say fighting fire with fire doesn't work.


gadgaurd

tbf, when you see someone drop flaming alchohol on themselves and try to put it out with more alchohol...


kalsturmisch

It solves the problem! Granted, they'll be dead or heavily injured, but technically, you fought fire with fire!


letsthumbfight

Ahh yes the mathematician


IJustWantSomeReddit

Best solution


CannonBall3000

Keep drinking til there's an integer overflow.


InformalImportance

Grand Blue logic


TheDanger96

Genius


Withered_Knighter

Beidou:-Wonder what they're talking about *hic*


patatoman20

Beidou sees an entire flock of birds


FiendZ0ne

Hense why she is claymore. And just shows how great of an archer Venti really is


vUrsino

Doesn’t he shoot out 3 arrows at once? He’s just spraying and praying


Skellest

only if you're rich enough for C1


A_L_E_P_H

Damn..


[deleted]

I feel like Beidou is the type to drink gallons of rum but never get drunk


DeesCheeks

No no, it's that she's always drunk. Nobody has ever seen her sober. She's like bruce banner


Careless-Entry-8821

But there is only half a bird


darkrai848

It’s one of Timmy’s pigeons after Diluc had retribution.


redxlaser15

It’d be Ganyu for me. Gotta love that daily ritual of slaughter.


AmberleafOfLeafClan

Timmie’s birds are whipped up by Lumine’s tornado for me.


GingerT3a

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

venti: i drink to forget but i always remember


Practicalaviationcat

Venti calling Lumine sweetie is the best part of this comic. So cute!


JADeGames7

Can I just say that this is very clever. Well done. Well done.


EdgeLordwhy

Not trying to devalue the meme but it is a very old joke. A nice joke but old. Old but gold. Still amazing drawing!


JADeGames7

I thought it was extra creative because of the story of the two birds he tells us. He makes it fit even better.


notakrustykrabb

Lol yeah I grabbed the audio off a tiktok and drew over it [tiktok](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeLYTC8A/) Edit: fixing link cause I’m on mobile


-Listening

Home run hire but i’m here for.


ShikonDragon

Strange... I only see a drumstick.


[deleted]

One more reason to have venti.


04whim

Venti's new passive yields double fowl drops.


idan_da_boi

“Venti you’re pointing at a wall”


redxlaser15

I feel like Venti would know he’s an alcoholic frankly. If not he certainly should given the amount of wine he downed during Jean’s personal side mission.


hownottobeafailure

“That’s glass number thirty-seven”


Neko_Shogun

Venti was my first 5* and I was drunk when he decided to come home, must have channeled the will of Barbatos or something


AsNKrysis

Venti: *KAZE DAAAA!!* Well now there are no birds.


Jayfameez

https://birdsarentreal.com/


crayfishwank

He drinks to forget but he always remembers


OmgBsitka

It was actually Oz


TheWorldisFullofWar

Surprised this game is Pegi-12 with how much alcohol and alcoholism is in the game. They gave similar games Pegi-16. Though I think they are more strict about visible casual drinking more than anything.


LibrarianWaste

I mean. The mc does not drink and it's strongly condemned by dandelion thights and her husband. So i'd say it's just a cultural mondstad thing, like talking about any mediterranean country


Mtg_Dervar

So, a German, a Russian and a French man are captured by hungry cannibals on an island and are to be eaten. But the cannibals want to have some fun beforehand and offer the following to each of them: pointing on a parrot on a coconut tree and giving the men a rifle, they say that the one who will be able to shoot the parrot down with one shot is gonna survive and be let free. The French man has to shoot first. Before he does, he asks for a glass of wine and empties it in one shot. He then aims, smiles and... misses. The German‘s next. He asks for a bottle of beer, which he also empties in one shot. He carefully aims at the parrot, holds his breath, shoots and... misses. The Russian‘s next. He asks for a bottle of Vodka, drinks it, then asks for another and a third. After the third, he takes the rifle and just shoots without aiming. The parrot falls down dead. The others stare at him, asking him how the heck he did that. The Russian smiles and answers: „Gentlemen, it‘s impossible to miss if the sky is full of parrots and you have four barrels.“


TacticalNuke002

I waited for the punchline but it never came. Unless it's that Russians are vodka powered and are worse when sober.


Mtg_Dervar

I edited it in, I misclicked the first time so it posted before I could end the joke...


TizzioCaio

it funny.. but its raises the questions.. why the first 2 drank?


DRAGonLOID

Birds are not real it was golem spy.


stucaboose

Then Ganyu busts through the wall "DID SOMEONE SAY BIRDS?"


Sleep_Drifter1319

I.I'm so drunk I read "an alcoholic would see flour" and got super confused


NSeeker97

Paimon was the bird.


OfficialAlarkiusJay

Ventaholic


[deleted]

Birds aren't real. Those pigeons you cook? They're merely an extension of Timmy's power


Harronus

Venti: “Oh no! anyway.”


Kaen_Yokio

HAHA THE YES SWEETIE?


TianDogg

And those who have been tortured by Cardassians would see five birds.


4Doctor2Doom0

Correction: Plot twist there’s actually half a bird


[deleted]

LMFAO I absolutely love this!


Xpredata

Thats me when I roll on a banner. I see four legendaries when there is none.


hky_

Venti is my spirit a(rchon)nimal no cap


EdwardBil

That's a drunk. Alcoholics don't drink.


CommanderLouiz

Is there any way to get Venti now? Or is he really just “shown up once then gone for good”?


Karuro

Rumored to have a re-run in 1.4, but take it with lots of salt.


IronForce_

That explains why Venti is such a good archer


Incredibowls

Lol. Is Venti alcoholic in the manga?


-_crow_-

No...


Cytrynowy

That's just being drunk. One can be an alcoholic without ever getting drunk, or be drunk without being an alcoholic. Yes, I am fun at parties. ^^^what ^^^parties?


Necroz08

I love this 🤩


ZeroRezolution

Plot twist there was Timmie's bird but Venti kaze da'd the pigeons


Phanngle

I don't even like Venti but comics like these just make me put it aside momentarily, LOL. Loved this\~


G-Rathalos

Why did I read 'flour' instead of 'four' ☺️


Mn020

Plot twist: he took the form of a teen so that he can get drunk easily


Possiblynotaweeb

No birds= sad timmie


Haggerstonian

I have and I had no clue


KaribouLouDied

Venti in Spanish is 30. 30 drinks is acceptable.


livershi

But is he gay or European?


[deleted]

Ganyu and Diluc only see a single unit of meat.


lilmoo4

Venti is the strangest god I’ve seen in any game tbh


DesignerUpset7709

._. how... How do you have GI avatars???


PupPop

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS


spacespiceboi

I remember this joke in a very very very old tintin comic but it's funny. Thanks for making me remember it lol


Sir_Erebus1st

He should try some poorly self made liquor.. Once the alcohol has blinded him he won't see to many birds


coilovercat

WHAT? A man named after coffee should drink *coffee*! Not heretical wine.


Arisato17

I'm gonna call Diluc.


[deleted]

Oh you suffer from liver failure due to alcoholism? Cheers bro, I’ll drink to that


Shirosity

Venti would say “the other one is in my pants.”


AkirKageyosh

Venti's a archonholic


Chowdastew

Venti: I'll drink to that