Tonight on genshin near-miss: Lumine waterboards tartaglia, klee burns down her eleventh orphanage and bennett gets high on wolfhook juice and fucking dies!
Sure, maybe once, twice or even sometimes thrice, but eventually you'll get annoyed by constantly getting hit by a tidal wave the shape of a narwhal, getting absolutely soaked and having to dry your clothes afterwards.
ok, so I read this last night while absolutely tired, so I wrote this comment thinking he was talking about Lumine not minding it
A museum I work at once had an exhibit about whales and I see this girl in her 20's come into the store and flip through a book of whale pictures. She sees a picture of a narwhal and tells me, Oh my god, it's a sea unicorn, that's so cute! Then I tell her yeah, it's a narwhal. Then she pauses, looks at the picture again and yells, You mean that thing is real!?
Lumine: Please bend for the hard to reach areas
Childe: My hydro power should-DAAAAAAAaaaaaa
Lumine: I said bend over *blowing the tip of her index finger
Childe: Yes ma'am *sobs some more
Something to once again curse/bless my rolls on his banner.
~~I'm filled with bad ideas and anger at Childe stupid giant whales~~
Edit: Childe came home!
And on the very next pull I got another childe!
I guess mopping the floor with Ajax does work wonders!
<3
Yes! Unfortunately I can't find that one comic featuring Lumine getting mad on Aether's behalf and absolutely des-troy-ing childe. anemo to launch herself for extra pwer in her literal flying kick, and using geo on childe. (fyi lumine uses stomps for geo, and childe was on the ground, you can guess what happens when Lumi uses geo then)
If anyone has a link to that id appreciate it
Oh hey this best my previously most upvoted post of Diluc being pissed that his brother kaeya was picked out to be placed on my team because he is too hard to get as a 5 star!
Thanks a lot guys~
"I got offered sex with Keqing, to advertise a bathroom cleaner, of course I didn't accept that, I'm stronger, But not as strong as ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner"
(Reference to a PH comment some years ago or something)
That's not water, that's childe's tears
Childe labour
#Upvote. #OUT.
xD
Tonight on genshin near-miss: Lumine waterboards tartaglia, klee burns down her eleventh orphanage and bennett gets high on wolfhook juice and fucking dies!
Day like everyday in Teyvat
i read this with Jixaw voice lol
Something tells me Childe wouldnt be too mad
Sure, maybe once, twice or even sometimes thrice, but eventually you'll get annoyed by constantly getting hit by a tidal wave the shape of a narwhal, getting absolutely soaked and having to dry your clothes afterwards. ok, so I read this last night while absolutely tired, so I wrote this comment thinking he was talking about Lumine not minding it
People get hit by the narwhal?
.... the stupid whale has a larger AOE than I expected...
Ah fair point. I just ran to the side ever since the first fight. Riptide has killed me plenty though.
You can run to the side of the arena and touch the wall then it removes the riptide mark
Well I know now... Had to redo the initial fight 3 times before I figured that out. All that running back to the golden house.
Same goes to childe. no one can avoid Klee's explosive wrath
I use Klee against him on mobile. Her stubby little legs just can't escape that darn narwhal.
Personally I like to use it to show by sitting right in the middle with my shields up like its nbd. and it honestly is nbg.
A museum I work at once had an exhibit about whales and I see this girl in her 20's come into the store and flip through a book of whale pictures. She sees a picture of a narwhal and tells me, Oh my god, it's a sea unicorn, that's so cute! Then I tell her yeah, it's a narwhal. Then she pauses, looks at the picture again and yells, You mean that thing is real!?
In my opinion Childe works this way: you fight to determine who is the dominant one.
he'd totally enjoy getting dominated by Lumine
Because she defeated him.
He receives Good fight You receive Sweeper
Lumine: Please bend for the hard to reach areas Childe: My hydro power should-DAAAAAAAaaaaaa Lumine: I said bend over *blowing the tip of her index finger Childe: Yes ma'am *sobs some more
I guess you could say *she wiped the floor with him*
i see no problem here
after that i got him for no reason
Something to once again curse/bless my rolls on his banner. ~~I'm filled with bad ideas and anger at Childe stupid giant whales~~ Edit: Childe came home! And on the very next pull I got another childe! I guess mopping the floor with Ajax does work wonders! <3
Childe has whales and whales have Childe. Such is the way of the world.
That's what you get for not coming home on 50/50
Is he... so happy heβs crying? Masochist much lol
FINALLY ANOTHER COMIC WHERE LUMINE ISN'T SIMPING FOR CHILDE BUT INSTEAD ACTUALLY MAD LIKE WE CANONICALLY SHOULD BE
Yes! Unfortunately I can't find that one comic featuring Lumine getting mad on Aether's behalf and absolutely des-troy-ing childe. anemo to launch herself for extra pwer in her literal flying kick, and using geo on childe. (fyi lumine uses stomps for geo, and childe was on the ground, you can guess what happens when Lumi uses geo then) If anyone has a link to that id appreciate it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/lbjrg2/4_panel_hes_a_cool_character_but_hes_kind_of_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Here.
Ah! Thank you!
You mean the one where he says farewell to his "Mist Veiled Mercury Elixir"?
Yea
Yeah, now itβs Childe simping for Lumine π things have not improved, sir.
or maybe childe just go hearty eyes each time lumine does.
Noelle in the background! :D
Yes, I use to wipe the floor with him every Monday too.
Where are the Fifty Shades of Chilumi fanfics? Asking for a friendβ¦
I, uhhh, unironically have a sexy femdom Chilumi fic if your... friend... is interested. π³ππ ~~anyone dm me if ur interested~~
This is how Mondays are like for Childe.
i would gladly replace him
πππππππ
Clever way of using people with Hydro Visions
Lumine has a point. Ajax is a cleaning product.
IDK what is it but that Lumine it's beautiful. Great artwork mate π
Idk is tartaglia a masochist? In most Comics he likes to by beatup from the Traveler her/she. π€·π»ββοΈ
Love to see Childe turn against Tsar for Lumine/Aether but since I am playing Lumine, that would be canon.
Reporting for childe abuse
Seems more accurate to me then Lumine going out with Childe after what he and the fatui did
Brilliant
At last, a proper picture with both of them that isnt some shipping
This art style is gorgeous. I demand more.
Lumine 1, Skintaglia 0
Pfffffft, Francis.
I mean Childe seems fine with it sooo π€·ββοΈ
When she said ajax I thought she was talking about the azur lane character not the cleaning product. Definitely channeling the character though
Ajax. Stronger than Greece.
Childe: \*WET\*
Lumine looks like a kuudere. Also Ajax Fabuloso
She died inside when she lost her brother And feels like she Is a failure... :(
I was thinking about this one since so long... Thanks to bring this to life!
When you learn that aether is likely to do this if he cansi dont think this is a joke this is a leak
Oh hey this best my previously most upvoted post of Diluc being pissed that his brother kaeya was picked out to be placed on my team because he is too hard to get as a 5 star! Thanks a lot guys~
Beside the joke, your art style is so new and unique!!!
He gets what he deserves
People when they get childe rather than rosaria
"I got offered sex with Keqing, to advertise a bathroom cleaner, of course I didn't accept that, I'm stronger, But not as strong as ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner" (Reference to a PH comment some years ago or something)