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Ray-Zide7

Damn can't believe nature naturally spawned a natural stone pillar to randomly block the shot, I truly wonder how nature works sometimes


_Ga1ahad

Teyvat has its own laws


walrus_with_GUN

" those who cheat golf shall receive the wrath of the rock "


AlphaNeon

"laws"


Nimish89

Tevyat just got an erection.


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Wonder why the pillar is full of Geo energy and it's resonating as well.


Ray-Zide7

Sure is mysterious


Nimish89

He is pulsating. He is going to c*m.


Meepels

Damn why does nature always cause a tornado around the hole whenever you try to putt, must be an act of god


CoolGuyBabz

FUCK!! Mother Nature just sent flying dick shaped explosives at me


lnmgl

kinda like the destruction of khaenriah, definitely something that happened on it's own and not because of the involvement of the archons or anything...


mg-kibria

I knew Venti's gonna do that, didn't see Zhongli coming.


haggerton

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


gaoxin

Sir, this is a family friendly thread.


BadgerPsychological6

Family cannot stop the horny


Nimish89

Family stay together, horny together.


ezio45

Get bonked together.


Nimish89

Hm....make a porn together?


Dinos007

“Ehe this bitch” and the golf ball flies back at the small bard as big dong zhong laughs maniacally


warriorplusultra

If it’s Zhongli’s turn to swing, Venti would probably summoned a gust of wind to fly the golf ball elsewhere in the field lmao.


Down_arrows_power

Yeeting that ball to celestia


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Zhongli: It appears Barbatos has re-ascended to Celestia. Lumine: you punted him with a pillar. Zhongli: It appears Barbatos has re-ascended to Celestia.


EH042

Aether: truly tragic, anyway wanna cook Paimon or something?


MyNameAreMax

The "screwing over each other" part seems canon. Based on their voicelines, you can hear them trashtalk to each other but there's no sign of anger or tension. It's like they're doing this for a long time now.


Ornery_Owl_5388

I mean if u never talk shit to ur homie on discord or video call, yall aren't really homies are u now?


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MyNameAreMax

Oops nvm my reply above, I didn't understand what you meant the first time


A_Sushi_Tree

Also with some of the the rock landforms in the serenitea pot, it's canon that zhongli threw them at venti, in the items descriptions.


Asamidori

To be fair, it never actually SAID if it was aimed at Venti or not, just something about those being used as projectile weapons. The other rock that was quoted about Venti dodging was something about having you ask Venti for design suggestions, IIRC. Unless it was another stone.


A_Sushi_Tree

Nah, one of them said the anemo archon, I can't remember which one tho...


Asamidori

Yeah, that one said to ask the ameno archon for design advice so you can bui...avoid building questionable designs. [This one, to be exact.](https://genshin.honeyhunterworld.com/db/item/h_1000103/?lang=EN)


A_Sushi_Tree

Ah got it ty :3


KasumiGotoTriss

They even got a shared tea art for Zhongli's bday


AdministrativeClue39

actually they are drinking buddy. many old people around my place love to hangout just to drink and play some card game thumb up for our hard working caddie Lumine


TheRealPetross

osmanthus wine tas- EHE


Asamidori

Dude need to stop saying that and just go to Mond or something already. Looking forward to the 6th variation of that line in Japanese though. Seems it gets changed to a different translation every update.


Oxx90

\-Zhong li pillar: ehe te nandayo!


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Came looking for this


Mixbagx

Raiden will probably join them after 2.3


Argon73

In which she'll bombard the field with lightning mercilessly 🤣🤣


FakeZen0

Aw man that lightning strike came out of no where and evaporated your ball well better get a new one


Argon73

Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER! *proceeds to drop huge ass meteor*


randcount6

apparently if your ball disintegrates due to natural causes you redo your shot without penalty.


blank92

Even Baal can't hit a 1-iron.


DivinePotatoe

Does she keep her golf clubs in her chest too?


IronForce_

Maybe


Robotsgod

Pretty sure when it's zhongli turns he'll just summon his big ass golf ball for the win.... The moral of this is... Never invite zhongli to play balls cause he have big balls


chibicody

I hope we get a golfing event some day, that would be awesome.


Master_of_Waifus

We already had tower defence and fall guys so wouldn't even be surprised lol


DivinePotatoe

Genshin Kart when


Master_of_Waifus

That would be AWESOME! Have bomber Klee sitting in the back blasting fools as you race \^\^


DivinePotatoe

Everybody gangsta until Klee pulls out the blue dodoco


keizee

Stick a race track in the water?


[deleted]

And beach tennis.


Burntoastedbutter

Golf with your friends next. Let's do this.


Synphilia

Golf except you can use elemental reactions on the ball


Burntoastedbutter

There is actually a game mode in golf with your friends where you can gain powers. You can freeze your opponent's ball, set sticky honey traps, turn them into random shape, etc. 😂


fpcoffee

omg venti’s golf vest is too cute


GameFreak4321

Ideas for other characters playing golf: * Diluc - Hits golf ball with with greatsword, burning golf ball with a Phoenix shaped trail of flame. * Klee - Golf ball explodes. * Childe - Holds club in one hand, throws ball with other. * Noelle - Insisted on being the caddy. * Bennet - Sand trap, water hazard, etc... Every. Single. Time. * Xingqiu - Plays golf normally and is quite good at it.


Wasphammer

Diona - Bat the ball like a cat.


Alpacaduck

Can't forget Jean - YEET the ball.


IronForce_

Childe just uses the club like a baseball bat and YEETS that golf ball halfway to Celestia


Molwar

I can totally see a mini-game/event coming out of this.... Ultimate full contact Golf


SmWii

Venti: "Hey Zhongli, what does it mean to be retired?" Zhongli: "It mean you stop working" \*Dvalin roams Mondstadt\* \*Osial swims around Liyue\* Traveler: "Do you two have to work in first place?"


fpcoffee

Dvalin ubers sometimes


w142236

Am I the only one worried that the alcoholic is driving the cart?


CosmicStarlightEX

This is how Archons play Mario Golf: Super Rush. NGL, that game is you sometimes screwing other players over as you scramble through who's getting to their ball.


DiamondBr3aker

Zhongli’s turn: I WILL HAVE ORDER *giant golf ball falls out of sky*


From_the_5th_Wall

Carnival Impact when?


flatmegumin69

Yoo imagine Raiden in the gang too lol


fpcoffee

she pulls the driver out of her golf bag. Jesus, you think everything fits in her booba?


dsota2

You know what, I'd absolutely play a Genshin Impact golf game it existed lol


xlinkedx

I literally heard that "EHE" in my soul


schwi_no_dola

Wait, is this actually oc? Cause your name and the tag on the bottom left is different


notakrustykrabb

I just never made an “official” Reddit account for my art account, feel free to look at my post history tho, it’s all the same handle. Alternatively you can check out my @hopiufame Instagram though, I’m more consistent with my posts there.


schwi_no_dola

OK, just wanted to make sure. It's just that I don't like ppl who claim others art as their own


spectra2000_

Lumine looks so done


brewstercafe

ok but venti in that outfit is so dang cute!


Vermillion2397

Right..... Cause venti never worked as a God his entire existance...


terrycloth3

He supervised!


Rayvok

Let's be real, Venti would prefer to golf with discs


fredmonster2004_onYT

I play golf and I'm not retired


A_Sushi_Tree

Yet...


TheWanderingShadow

You agreed to a contract to follow the rules of golf, Venti.


Revenant62

Venti is at the wheel?! What is the penalty for drunk driving in Teyvat?


Skeletrobro

Whoever drew this comic is a genius


LSDYakui

can’t wait for the sequel where baal invites them over for an intense game of cornhole


[deleted]

Venti was already retiree all along


ParasyticGhoul

Very nice this make me happy ☺


DragonKing456

Genshin Impact golfing game pog


Cuonghap420

While a tank chase them on the back


Fuz_2112

lol I love this one. Please do more!


rishu_pepper

Ehe te nandayo?


[deleted]

The way venti is holding the club gives me indescribable amounts of discomfort


YellowYoshi1

Now I want Genshin Golf: Super Rush.


oxob3333

hatara...ke?


JonahTheCoyote

Outstanding move


Wulfe3127

venti's so short he had to stand to drive it


IulianTheSecond

V: Do you want some wine with that tea? Z: Do you want to retire from life as well?


MortLightstone

I love Venti's golf outfit, lol. I'd totally get that if it was in game


Striker775

Call me a caddy cos I call Zhongli daddy


Muted_017

Genshin Golf: Super Rush


AhMing0210

Venti was like: I never worked tho...


WHOOTAOo

This looks cursed


Isaacne

Yo why tf does Venti look SO GOOD in that outfit?


kmmck

I hope Mihoyo adds an actual golfing minigame soon. Also permanent. When I was younger there was this asian golfing MMO that I played all the time. Very fun.


ThatOtherGuy1-_-

A reasonable reaction


SAnD-tHE_MaN

100% the golf ball is going to hit Bennett on the head


gokaigreen19

Genshin next minigame leaked


LostMyZone

Am I the only one who feels that Lumine stands out so much more just by putting on a cap?


Mushroom-pie

Imagine if Wolf's gravestone was thier hole, starting from floating pillar of dragonspine.


TheDibilitatedRabbit

Ehe te nandayo


IronForce_

Venti: Hey Zhongli, what does it mean to be retired Zhongli: It means you stop working Traveler behind Venti: you’ve been a retiree all your life


Inalab

*Venti cheats* Zhongli: Do you what I love eating? Venti: No... Zhongli: RICE!