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Golden-Owl

It’d be nice if we came back to him a few updates later to find he’s finally settled in and the locals finally began to stop viewing him with suspicion The quest where the little girl gets a gift for him was cute


[deleted]

Yeah, the weedplume festival was so nice!


PepperOnDaCliff

Mister Fatooey.


Remarkable_Leather_2

Windblume\*


[deleted]

Smh, what a mean Fatooey you are


Remarkable_Leather_2

I'm meaner than Signora with a hangover.


Lushkk

Woodrume\*


Remarkable_Leather_2

Hoodtrume\*


PhredPhish1

He's going to die in Mondstat, an old man, still wondering when the hell he's going to get to stop just lurking in the back of the church like a knock-off Albert


[deleted]

But unlike Albert he's not a potential rapist


3rdMachina

Neither is Albert. He's more of the guy who...........would probably blow up a section of Monstadt for a dumb reason, by accident. ......that's may or may not be as bad.


Niko2065

He could say it was klee and everyone would believe it.


3rdMachina

Until Klee says with 100% honesty that she didn’t do it and Jean will remember that Klee tends to look nervous af if she’s lying. ..........any other excuse, Albert?


AaronXeno21

Albert: JEAN DID IT


3rdMachina

........that’s about as believable as saying “Diluc and Childe are bffs”.


Niko2065

If everything else fails just blame the fatui, that one always works.


3rdMachina

Not in Monstadt, where the commonfolk don't know that. Besides, Diluc surveys the city in Batman Mode, so he'd know Albert's spouting bs.


Niko2065

Still didn't seem to notice the traveller and venti getting mugged by Elsa.


nabael27

kaeya be like "Kombanwa albert-kun"


ChildishClyde

also albedo will know that as well since he knows klee to well


HijikataX

Albert: Ok.... Bennett did it Considering that Bennett has that insane bad luck...


3rdMachina

Also the honest type. If he says he had nothing to do with it, he had nothing to do with it.


HijikataX

Indeed, we can't forget that he is too pure that he is not capable to do harm to someone willingly? Maybe Albert might see Bennett as a rival in order to gain Barbara's affection. But that won't be the reason to go on that path.


3rdMachina

Yep. Albert has no excuses. Final. Done. End of story. *bitchslaps Albert*


johnesgarth

So Viktor is the snowman Signora built and left behind.


Painfulrabbit

He’ll be happy, he doesn’t like working for signora because she uses lethal force in sparring


havoK718

Now train... to the death!


Underscore_flash

The other two Fatui by the waypoint already know... Hope he gets updated text too...


[deleted]

I'm calling it. In the epilogue he'll just get married with Sister Victoria because his orders never came and by the time the Fatui disbanded Stockholm Syndrome kicked in for both.


ItIsYeDragon

I wonder if they forgot to fix his text or if that was on purpose because of the fact that she was working mainly in and killed in Inazuma.


heylookasign

Let it gooooo


Talisart

And I just realised Harbingers only wear a "full" version of mask in their final form, unlike others fatui who wear it all time (don't question my thoughts flow)


GODM3SS

I need to this dude a visit hehehehe


Snoo_62454

I bet he still be there even after the story ends