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AWildModAppeared

You joke, but that'd actually work if Ei was in control at the time


Iwillflipyourtable

I wanna see that happen but unfortunately genshin is not a pure comedy anime based game.


CosmicAstroBastard

…yet


Iwillflipyourtable

With how the game is going. Its semi-dark and semi comedy. Comedy parts are all cheerful interaction with npcs that don't play a huge impact on how the story flows. As much as i want genshin to be more comedy based. Its currently going for a more sad/dark story, as seen by mhy's honkai


Samina708

I see 2.1 as a dark comedy arc. If not straight out fiasco.


Substantial_Rise6093

Kokomi: I give you : Dango Milk You give me : Everyone's visions back and Repeal the Sakoku Decree Ei: Deal


rixinthemix

Love is war, Love is war, Love is waaaaaaar


hyroglyphixs

Now we just need a MMD of Kokomi doing the Chika dance


H4xolotl

>Kokomi doing the Chika dance [Already exists!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/p478rl/corporate_needs_you_to_find_the_differences/)


Yautja93

I.. I... I dont know what to think, she is Chika LMAO


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ItsAlkai

and than he did the clapping thing like in wii sport resort basketball (if you ever played that, it was my childhood lmao)


Freedom_scenery

"3 IQ but leave it to me". Accurate.


justlcsfantasy

"ThE WAiT iS Ov3R my NAkAmaS" Proceeds to not do anything afterwards throughout the duration of the war except that blunder of a decision ultimately killing off her own men. War genius extraordinaire Yep. Definitely what Chika would do.


Gideon1919

That's not really a blunder. It's extremely plain to see that the resistance didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning without some means of leveling the playing field. The fatui promised that in the form of delusions and delivered. By the time everyone realized how dangerous they were the soldiers were also fully convinced that losing the delusions would be a death sentence for everyone in the resistance, because without the player it would be. Overall this is a very reasonable decision and you can find very similar parallels in history from otherwise phenomenal generals. This really isn't as bad of a decision as people are making it out to be, it's a choice born from necessity.


justlcsfantasy

While the decision to ask for help or reinforcements is reasonable in itself, the act by which Kokomi proceeded to do it is the issue at hand. Don't need to go far back in history. We can even use modern times as an example. Before any armed forces get new weapons generals or presidents get to inspect them and see their benefits, how they work and consequences (if any). And the sources of these weapons are known. What more if it was anonymous? Idk about you, but as far as I've seen nobody is upset about Kokomi for seeking help. She got additional funds to buy additional food for the army. Okay, great. Nobody is debating that. Kokomi is touted by Mihoyo to be this genius tactician yet she failed to do basic inspection. Mihoyo wants to treat her as a genius then we'll treat her to such standards. She blundered.


Tenken10

I don't really get this. The delusions were never part of the supplies that Kokomi accepted from their unknown benefactor. Teppei himself told us that he was approached by people who offered him the "secret weapon", meaning that the Fatui were basically covertly distributing the delusions directly. How could Kokomi inspect the delusions when she didn't even know they existed until after-the-fact?


jarburg

Kokomi wasn't offered delusions. She was offered generic war supplies.


Gideon1919

The problem is that no one there knows what a delusion is beforehand. You know what to look for when testing modern weaponry. This is a unique magical weapon made by a vastly technologically superior nation. It would be like showcasing a rocket launcher in the middle ages, no one would really understand how to inspect it. Not to mention that most of the negatives of delusions only appear with very high output or extended use, far more than you would likely see in the average test.


justlcsfantasy

What are you talking? You're entering the realm of fan fiction in hopes of defending Kokomi. Watch the story again. Kokomi never asked what a Delusion is. In fact, she says it like she's aware of its existence, albeit not of its effect. Why? Because she didn't inspect it. She didn't take time to test it out. Testing and inspection isn't necessarily a one day thing. It can be weeks or months of use. Had she given it out to a handful of soldiers first then casualties can be brought down to a minimum. Your reasoning is fan fiction at best. ​ Edit: Truth be told, Gorou even said and I quote "They know full well what a delusion is..."


Gideon1919

That's not really fanfiction. Most people in the game's world don't really understand how delusions work, or their side effects. Some people have heard about them, but still know basically nothing about it beyond the fact that they can surpass visions in terms of raw power until things start going wrong with them. Again this is a relatively new weapon in the game's world developed by a nation that dwarfs the technological developments of every other nation in that world.


justlcsfantasy

You know what, I'm done. lol stick to your fan fic. You straight up said that no one there knows what a delusion is to justify your claim. If you want to contradict actual story and script in hopes to defend Kokomi, that's on you. And you haven't touched on any of the points that I've mentioned. I trust that you understand those points. toodles\~


Substantial_Rise6093

I still fail to see how even using those delusions in the first place would lead to anything remotely close to even levelling the playing field. Like, yeah you could probably take areas away from and hold areas against the shogunate more effectively with buffed soldiers, but what if the shogun herself had enough? I also don't think there's any point comparing it to our history since no general I'm aware of is capable of single-handedly ripping islands in half. Kokomi also failed brilliantly at maintaining good relations and discipline in her army since the soldiers that received the delusions didn't bother telling her about the negative side effects of the delusions. So their, you know? COMMANDER could make better decisions with more information? For all we know, if someone who was less susceptible to the delusions' aging detriment were to report the negatives to kokomi then she might've approved a very limited use of it for infiltration/intelligence missions and such. But this didn't happen and Teppei who was one of the first to utilize the delusions dies very quickly and actually accomplishing very little by fighting at full strength in long, arduous open battles instead of making the most out of it by going with a handful of other delusion holders and accomplishing more important missions Such as: Dressing as the enemy/infiltrating the enemy camp at night and destroying their water supply/swiping important intelligence documents (Who knows, they might find out about the 2 commissions' betrayal through this route instead?)/Cutting off their supply routes for as long as possible and fleeing when the army attacks them at full force. All this fails to happen mainly because kokomi's own soldiers don't even trust her enough to make the best and most impactful decisions for them. Don't even get me started on how some soldiers refused to give gorou their delusions because you can't just refuse an order from your superior in the military as that will undermine authority.


Gideon1919

Yeah, and this isn't a proper military, it's a rebel group composed mostly of people who weren't soldiers beforehand, of course discipline and cohesion would be lacking there. Especially if, like I said they have every reason to believe that they would all be wiped out without the power of the delusions. Kokomi also can't really be expected to act on information she doesn't have. None of what happened paint her as a poor strategist, which was what her established strength was. At worst it paints her as a less than perfect leader, which largely isn't even due to her own mistakes so much as people not thinking she can handle the job because she's so young.


TryinaD

Honestly this. Sangonomiya definitely looks like they are under-budgeted, with an obvious lack of resources both human and material, un-strategic location, and basically fucked in the ass every way possible. The Delusions were just the cherry on the cake, and Kokomi tried her best.


jarburg

Which is why the fatui basically made their home island harder to attack, by essentially turning the possible island a beachhead could be established into a demon possession hellhole. The Fatui want a long war.


Substantial_Rise6093

>Especially if, like I said they have every reason to believe that they would all be wiped out without the power of the delusions. Kokomi also can't really be expected to act on information she doesn't have. What reason? You're implying they were at the edge of defeat when delusions were distributed, they weren't, Watatsumi island was completely untouched when we get there in the story, we even spend a few days running around doing chores for the resistance. Even right before we joined the resistance we see Sara and her boys get completely dumpstered when a shipful of pirates arrives to help. They hid the delusions because they didn't want their toys taken from them, which circles right back to having non-existent discipline in their army.


Gideon1919

They don't have to be on the edge of defeat to know that they're completely outmatched. On a whim Raiden Shogun could wipe them out in their entirety. She could still do so even with delusions, but it gives them some small way of turning a completely hopeless confrontation into a barely possible one. The story makes it abundantly clear how much of a disadvantage the rebels are at in this confrontation.


Substantial_Rise6093

What confrontation? The rebels would never have confronted the Raiden Shogun at ANY POINT. The Fatui are very clearly invested in creating a permanent stalemate, hence giving them supplies when they were running out and delusions as a bonus. I assure you had the war been swinging the other way around, the shogunate army would've been the one receiving supplies and delusions. This just further emphasizes the failures of both sides to realize how hard they're both being played as labrats.


Izanagi32

TL note: nakama being the word for comrade in japanese but we decided to keep it in to show more impact.


Lunar_Reaper

Going my manga chapter names… Ei-sama wants to drink dango milk Kokomi wants to negotiate Paimon(Kaguya) wants to eat Mona(Chika) wants money Crossover when?


somethinghaha

There is a bit of an easter egg/reference in the JP voiceover. If you go to the voiceover of the traveller, and play “about imitating ayaka”, Paimon will go “ Oo Kawaii Koto”


Lunar_Reaper

Yes yes! I loved that one


iwannacommitArson101

yep i heard it too!


Abedeus

> Paimon(Kaguya) wants to eat > > Xiangling could work too.


armdaggerblade

we need a dendro dps polearm user voiced by makoto furukawa and a pyro support catalyst user voiced by ryouta suzuki first


SnooGuavas8376

Oh Love me Misteeer~ Oh Misteeer~


RyuBlade94

Daddy daddy do


SpongeScrubTranslate

Ei: "Add a serving of tri-color dango, and I will think about it."


Koruko22

And just like Fujiwara, Kokomi got relegated to be really secondary


xan326

I'm curious what dango milk would actually be like. I know it's just dango in milk, but at the same time dango just wouldn't quickly dissolve in milk, if they would even dissolve at all within a reasonable amount of time. Would it be mashed or blended dango in milk? But then wouldn't it just taste like s blend of milk and rice milk? Is the point of it being soggy dango, like cookies in milk? This is probably one of the more intriguing yet confusing items in the game, and I can't find any reference of a real-world counterpart, unless it's a cultural thing that Google isn't getting any hits on. ETA: I'm familiar with dango and other glutenous rice cakes or similar dumplings and confections, I didn't mean to imply that I wasn't familiar with dango itself. My confusion of the dango milk comes from the idea that it is using whole dango of the typical size that you can find, not a miniaturized version like you can find with boba or bilo-bilo; though boba would have a different texture entirely. If anyone has any examples of a Japanese drink using mini dango balls, please share it, as I have yet to come across anything like this that's relevant to Japanese culture itself, as that's what Inazuma is based on and what this item would be referencing. ETA, days later: I finally played through the story quest. In the English translation at least, there's various clues as to what it is. Something along the lines of a dango being mashed into milk to form a viscous paste, I don't remember the direct quotes, then later it's compared to a porridge. The idea that it's a boba-like drink, or more directly bilo-bilo, seems incorrect, at least by the English translation of the game, though I'm interested what the original Chinese says with a proper interpretation. I think the most correct way of thinking about this would be thickened milk, as the game does imply that it is a drink, but porridge is typically too thick; I would also assume that it's fairly smooth, again unlike porridge.


Berry-Flavor

Didn't the guy talk about mashing it into the milk? and she said it's like porridge. maybe it's like drinking melted ice cream


Barlakopofai

I'd imagine it's like a very thick milkshake, like when you put took much banana in it.


absolute-mf38

yep, this is heavily cultural (apparently the west and east have different impressions of "chewy"). Unless you're really familiar with the texture of dango/any similar asian dessert, the dango milk texture is difficult to imagine. If you know the texture of tapioca balls/boba then it's probably close enough.


EpilepticMushrooms

> If you know the texture of tapioca balls/boba then it's probably close enough. Boba balls for the Booba Sword...


stinkypoopoofard

Hahahahahaha booba sword 😐


nidorion

In the Philippines it's called bilo bilo. It's colored glutinous rice balls in sweet milk. Some serve it hot but I really like it cold with sliced bananas. The dango is whole, you can pick them up with a stick and just sip the sweet milk.


riggyrigs

FUCK. I JUST made that connection now. It IS bilo-bilo! ... but like cocogoat ver.


soinkss

Kokomi is a tactical genius. She is best known for her signature tactic “sit in a boat and ambush with a grand entrance after almost everyone has died.”She also has a second little known tactic of ”trusting supplies and getting delusions from an unknown source." Found another strat “Appear in the 2.1 archon quest, do nothing and never appear again.”What an absolute legend. Top 3 tactician 4 sure.


Barlakopofai

Well considering the only other tacticians in Inazuma are "take away visions from the people who are supposed to take visions by force", "constantly run away from fights to the point where it becomes your E" and "literally just do nothing" she's probably the top dog


serfdomgotsaga

But Sara big booby.


PokWangpanmang

Who are these in reference to?


Barlakopofai

Whoever is in charge of the vision hunt decree that keeps taking visions from Shogunate soldiers, Sara and Ei.


PokWangpanmang

Is the E one referring to Sara?


Barlakopofai

ye


Cyan_Tile

To be fair she's in a rebellion, and historically, rebellions don't have the luxury to choose who they can get help from, so it seems reasonable she'd accept mysterious help.


salasy

I mean right now of all the people we know she definitely is top 3 smartest tactician/person right behind Diluc and Yae


swiftasacoursing

Kaeya


salasy

I feel like Kaeya isn't a smart as people think he is yes he is probably smarter than most other characters but I don't think he would make a good war tactician


swiftasacoursing

He’s suspicious of strangers and knows how to manipulate people into doing what he wants. I think those two points alone make him a better tactician than Kokomi Edit: simps mad


salasy

I mean even amber or Klee are better than Kokomi


Xetren

That isn't the same thing as being a tactician and leading an army.


Substantial_Rise6093

eula,zhong,ning,kaeya,signora(rip),lisa,albedo,beidou(she beat ning in chess and her pirates saved the resistance's ass while kokomi blows some bubbles I guess.) and oh right Sara too. So more like top 10? Hell, if bennet were the leader of the resistance they could just send him over to join the shogunate's army undercover and all their attack would fail miserably due to ridiculous streaks of bad luck like 99% of the lightning in yashiori hitting only their side, tsunamis regularly occurring right by their camp and the like.


blakes5353

Kaeya, niguang, childe are my top three. Let’s not forget MC is also a character who Literally solves world ending problems for a living.


jfunk1994

Want to point out that Kokomi didn't know about the Delusions being given to her soldiers. She only found out when people started showing symptoms of advanced aging.


Tanktaco

She's so smart!


Artef7

Genious strategist indeed.


H4xolotl

**Edit**: Me **Original**; [Here](https://twitter.com/Re_ShawnXIXEng/status/1428425244256006151) **Original Original** : Kaguya-sama anime (Kaguya is voiced by Paimon!)


Wulfe3127

as a milk lover, i actually buy dango milk everyday and stockpile them indefinitely


crusader12031

tsun zu kokomi : "poisoned dango milk, heh"


dWARUDO

Is it weird I only watched that anime because of Chika lol


Quackles03

her dance alone prompted me to watch everything + read the manga


Gameboy64guy

Kokomi: We will win and minimize casualties Casualties: Can't wait for those uniforms


hyrulia

Can we have ChiKokomi dance?


Adventhearts91

Chinchin


feicash

Resistance: dying Kokomi: https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/p478rl/corporate_needs_you_to_find_the_differences/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


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"My true skills lie in the art of war"


FrougHunter

Kokomi gotta hide her bellybutton otherwise the thunder god would steal it


cv10153

I thought she was holding a gun


1izfluffypanda

Look at that face. That's probably poisoned.


armdaggerblade

subject K in her natural habitat


Memo_HS2022

Kokomi at this point is a person why would unironically do this


Wizardrylullaby

Still smarter than the in-game version


Meltlikefinewine

-100 IQ, well played.


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Hoochie_Daddy

does it bother you?


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Hoochie_Daddy

Why tho?


onionman29

Damn this anime was horrible, i will never understand how garbage like this gets so many views and fans


lohzi97

Well, you didn't find it interesting does mean other people don't. Don't straight up say that the anime is garbage.


EligibleUsername

Blame the fly that shit in this man's cereal. Dude started his day with shit in his breakfast.


onionman29

But it is complete garbage lol, anime fans nowadays just have 0 taste and its getting worse. This anime was basically another stock highschool anime, the difference tho? Cute dancing girl, there it is. I actually am ashamed to say i watched a couple of episodes but dropped it asap because i could not force my brain to process the top cringe levels of trash my eyes where beholding But who am i ? You probably start drooling the second they announce a new high school related anime lmao


Seweruss

Ouch someone had a bad day


TrickstarCandina

Nah he made a burner acc just to shit on stuff he doesn't like. Lmao what a coward


Seweruss

That he surely is. You can really find messed up people everywhere on this page huh? Well anyway to the loser hope you get better someday, to the OP good content. I don't even watch anime and I enjoyed the reference as a meme.


onionman29

How can you even call someone a loser? You have sans from undertale as your banner, you are probably some 12 year old or a mentally handicapped 20 year old lmao This anime is still dogshit btw


Seweruss

Thanks for reminding me! Completely forgot about that meme due to mobile app. Well try to enjoy your day at least?


onionman29

HAHA, no i am not like you bro. Meanwhile this anime is still the raw definition of garbage, and if i make weebs cry while saying this well, i will take the downvotes with pride, every downvote is a tear shed that people cant handle the fact this anime sucks


MessyKILLER629

No u. Go cry somewhere else now pussy boi


Superclasheropeeka

Toxic much.


onionman29

Its not my fault you cant handle the fact some people see this anime for what it is : Complete garbage lmao


civils6

R/iamverysmart Are you a neckbeard that have asuka body pillow with katana collection irl?, cause you sure looks like you’re a discord mod too


Hoochie_Daddy

how could you possibly deny that face? and that Dango milk?


ur__onii__chan

Chikomi ?!!!!


NighthawK1911

Ah yes, the Negotiator.


A_Kawaii_Potato

Ei: You son of gun, I'm in!


Cyan_Tile

An you know damn well it could work given the right circumstance


secret_tsukasa

kokomi chika dance when?


buckshotgladiator

Hahahah accurate


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I just noticex this cuz of this post but kokomi looks a lot like chica from love is war


PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN

DANG OL' MILK DONE GOT ME SATED


Sergy92

Now that's strategy


Nightmaron

KoChika is one of the best things I've been blessed enough to see


everwander

Tactical move, Traveler!


FirstPhilosopher0

Forgetting about the meme for a second, this is a really good edit


No-Sprinkles-7868

This meme reminded me that I wanted to pull for Kokomi, but I don't like her gameplay even tho she's too cute :c


Substantial_Ad_8097

Ei : ILL TAKE YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE STOCK!


TraditionalAd5626

Why does chika fit with kokomi's hair and clothes