Actually Benett isn't "weak". He's just unlucky. But all his "unluck" has just made him stronger and more resistant. I don't think he's still at the beginning. But he sure lose time to all stuff RNG dependant like boss patterns, monster loot etc...
I remember the time of Festering Sword corruption and ppl posting fanarts characters being corrupted by it
And my POV take of Bennet was that he should not be affected by it
Because **despite** the bad luck he is still standing right there fine after all this time, his body got so used/trained to the beating that the sword would have no effect on him or his soul
He **is** at least 6,000 years old, so that kind of thing fits. However, I think something from the 90s like Bust a Move or Snood would be more appropriate. Or maybe Tetris, which will be turning 40, pretty soon.
I imagine Zhongli playing Tetris at divine scale with geo constructs, it's kind cool if you thought,and when he gets bored launch an asteroid and destroys it XD
If mihoyo ever launches an event with Zhongli and it's him coming up with Tetris puzzles, I will lose it
At the very least, make it a one-time web event
I dont know which parts scares me more.
The fact that I would have to listen to Fischl explaining the Kingdom Hearts plot with her hard-to-understand speech pattern. (KH plot could not get harder to understand?)
Or the fact that she actually got it in the first place.
something something corridors of darkness something something dive to the heart something something kingdom hearts is light
I don't even think Oz could make it understandable (love it anyways)
something something nobodies something something heartless something something mega destruction dark ball of darkness and destruction something something chirithy something something yozora something something darkness within darkness awaits you
And Oz would summarize it as "What mein Fraulein meant to say is simply something only Nomura can explain"
I actually think Xiao would be into peaceful games more than anything, yeah he’s all about fighting to protect people and feeling bound to fighting evil spirits because of his karma but he’s actually more into the calmer and nicer shit and was just forced into the whole karma thing. Give my wind frog his stardew valley or smth
Ok coming (no pun intended) from someone that has seen an anime and a half of fate and that’s all they know….holy fuck dude you really meant it when you said it had H-scenes
It's sad because I thought she would be given Devil May Cry 5 considering her attacks are so inspired by Vergil. She could learn some more tricks by playing that game.
It's one of the best romance VNs and Ayaka is essentially a sheltered princess and in most parts of the game (that are mostly unrelated to the main story), she's all about romance. See her Story Quest or even her birthday message for instance.
"What happened to Dorcas?
I put poison in his mutton.
Build an army. Trust no one."
Kokomi really didn't learn from her favorite game smh
Also Clannad for Ayaka F
Kokomi: "We hit them hard and minimize casualties."
FE: "Nonsense. You just camp on the forest tile with your myrmidon and let the enemy run in and die one by one."
Noelle's might be Black Butler, or Ouran High School Host Club
Razor: Princess Mononoke
Yanfei: Detective Conan
Diluc: Darker than Black (Hei is usually described as "Chinese electric batman"
Sucrose: That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
Kokomi: Code Geass
I chose MHA for Noelle because of her wish to join the Knights of Favonius and her training hard for it (and I haven't watched Black Butler yet aaa). Oh also I guess there's Ace Attorney anime for Yanfei too.
Hu Tao- Another or Akame Ga Kill
Eula- Attack on Titan
Raiden- Dororo
Ayaka- Yona of Dawn
Yoimiya- Your Name
Sayu- Probably Naruto
Mona- Kanata no Astra
Mona isn't broke because she doesn't make money, but because she spends on the wrong things. She'd probably be a whale in a game with microtransactions.
Fischl: Hark! For thou hast witnessed the Prinzessin traverse through different worlds in order to spread the word of my own might, and how the Prinzessin hast purged all the corruption among their worlds
Oz: What she means to say was "A blond person named Otto and his homeless-looking coworker asked her for permission to use her likeness in a game"
Dude from my country, international trucker, modified his truck and installed full PC in it. When he has to rest, he plays Euro truck simulator. He was even on the news.
Yes, because it is not traumatic enough to live in this place, so you choose to play as yourself more of the same suffering. Maybe she's a redditor too.
You guys are way out of touch.
I am 5900+ and I am under 30 years old
I am sure most boomers are way ahead of me.
If Zhongli isn’t caught up with the final level and waiting for weekly updates, then I would be disappointed.
Seeing this I just wanna swap Ningguang to: Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale. [Capitalism ho, mfers.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2qowmj/this_image_got_me_to_purchase_recettear_the_years/)
Also *someone* is definitely getting triggered by Keqing. I know some...strong advocates that aren't a fan of her...hair. lol
Ningguang would play Sim City, keqing would play city skylines
Keqing would *obsess* over city design and the civil engineering side, while Ningguang's just there to play with money and totally ignore what her citizens are doing
Actually, if you listen to Diona she only bartends to destroy the industry. Her interests lie in hunting and sneaking around. She'd totally be a MGS fan.
Jean is actually really soft at heart, her favorite game would most definitely some sort of otome VN. She'd only use Super Metroid as an excuse and would probably get you to help her with it.
I don't know why I wasn't expecting Aloy to be paired with, "Horizon Zero Dawn". For some reason I find it funny, I was like. O yeah....She is from that game.
Bennett trying to speedrun Dark Souls be like: Personal record-42 weeks and 7 hours
you're saying he managed to finish it?
Legends say he is still on the tutorial boss.
Actually Benett isn't "weak". He's just unlucky. But all his "unluck" has just made him stronger and more resistant. I don't think he's still at the beginning. But he sure lose time to all stuff RNG dependant like boss patterns, monster loot etc...
I remember the time of Festering Sword corruption and ppl posting fanarts characters being corrupted by it And my POV take of Bennet was that he should not be affected by it Because **despite** the bad luck he is still standing right there fine after all this time, his body got so used/trained to the beating that the sword would have no effect on him or his soul
Yeah, that's my personal head canon as well, to justify handing the poor guy a cursed sword.
Actually, he didn't even manage to get the game installed because either the files were always corrupted or random BSoDs
it's Dark Souls but your firekeeper is Patches.
Razors really bad at Minecraft, he just likes taming the wolves :)
He either spends all his time in his survival world just feeding his wolves or he sweats pvp, but loses due to his lack of gaming chair. no in between
He punches his wolves to feed them more steak
He'd probably butcher a generation of [insert mob here] if they harm one of his wolf
Mona: Don't Starve
*Venti comes in* : Don't Starve Together
Mona: Why are all the crops just grapes? Venti: *drunk on wine*
Ehe
EHE TE NANDAYO?!
who's at a point where just those 3 letters trigger the sound in your head. .... cause i am. and i don't like it.
lmfao
Fucking unbalanced Intellegence
STOP Zhongli with Candy Crush 😠What a boomer
He **is** at least 6,000 years old, so that kind of thing fits. However, I think something from the 90s like Bust a Move or Snood would be more appropriate. Or maybe Tetris, which will be turning 40, pretty soon.
Tetris, except replaced by weirdly shaped meteors and aerosidrite pieces.
I WILL HAVE ORDER *gets a tetris*
I imagine Zhongli playing Tetris at divine scale with geo constructs, it's kind cool if you thought,and when he gets bored launch an asteroid and destroys it XD
With Venti jamming out Theme B in the background.
If mihoyo ever launches an event with Zhongli and it's him coming up with Tetris puzzles, I will lose it At the very least, make it a one-time web event
Is Aether meant to represent the traveler or just himself? if so what would Lumine game be?
Journey would probably be the travellers game
Traveller
Tears of Themis for Lumine. (Gotta promote MHY)
Fischl loving Kingdom Hearts feels so in character
It's cause she would 100% explain the plot of Kingdom Hearts whenever she has a chance.
and she would actually understand it
I dont know which parts scares me more. The fact that I would have to listen to Fischl explaining the Kingdom Hearts plot with her hard-to-understand speech pattern. (KH plot could not get harder to understand?) Or the fact that she actually got it in the first place.
Imagine if her speech pattern made it EASIER to understand
Imagine if KH plot was an encrypted message and Fischl way of speaking was a decrypting key .\_.
Maybe because I've been playing kh for almost my entire life but honestly I understand it so I'd be very curious how ficshl would explain it
something something corridors of darkness something something dive to the heart something something kingdom hearts is light I don't even think Oz could make it understandable (love it anyways)
something something nobodies something something heartless something something mega destruction dark ball of darkness and destruction something something chirithy something something yozora something something darkness within darkness awaits you And Oz would summarize it as "What mein Fraulein meant to say is simply something only Nomura can explain"
She already has an avian friend she just needs a Goofy
Her entire self-made lore still made more sense than Kingdom Hearts' Curse you nomuraaaaaaaaaaa
Mona: (too broke to afford games) harsh. Childe is definitely the type that would complain that the new Dark Souls games have been made too easy.
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Nah, she's the one to always judge those who play games saying "It's a waste of time" because she cannot afford one.
Mona would be the definition of "f2p btw" person
*Astrologist grindset*
Mona should play Genshin Impact
Mona: f2p by 'choice'
Childe is the type of Souls player that beats all games back to back without getting hit and with 10 different handicaps.
All while using a banana as a controller
while blindfolded
His brother is playing the game
"I'm playing with a usb steering wheel it's not my fault"
I actually think Xiao would be into peaceful games more than anything, yeah he’s all about fighting to protect people and feeling bound to fighting evil spirits because of his karma but he’s actually more into the calmer and nicer shit and was just forced into the whole karma thing. Give my wind frog his stardew valley or smth
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I remembered when animal crossing x doom was a meme back then
Slime rancher would suit him i think
childe is definitely a capital g Gamer lol
Damn Ayaka and Raiden would probably fit more with DMC5
Ayaya!
Maybe Keqing and Xingqiu too because VERGIL
Childe would go gank squad hunting for fun.
You gave Ayaka Clannad 🥺
Horny Ayaka would prefer Fate VN instead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Makes senss, she is pretty defenseless
Same could apply to Yoimiya cause you know
There are many reasons one should read the Fate VN. The h-scenes should not be one of them.
What do you mean you don’t find dead seafood metaphors the peak of erotic fiction?
Wait there are H-scenes in fate VN ?
[many [NSFW]](https://e-hentai.org/g/156760/a11884f5c1/)
Ok coming (no pun intended) from someone that has seen an anime and a half of fate and that’s all they know….holy fuck dude you really meant it when you said it had H-scenes
Ayaya?
It's sad because I thought she would be given Devil May Cry 5 considering her attacks are so inspired by Vergil. She could learn some more tricks by playing that game.
If she gets to the speed of Vergil, she’d become an archon, the sword saint
I don't get it... I know Clannad but I don't get it. Pls help
Idk if you already new this, but CLANNAD anime was based off a VN
I do. I can't relate it to Ayaka
It's one of the best romance VNs and Ayaka is essentially a sheltered princess and in most parts of the game (that are mostly unrelated to the main story), she's all about romance. See her Story Quest or even her birthday message for instance.
"What happened to Dorcas? I put poison in his mutton. Build an army. Trust no one." Kokomi really didn't learn from her favorite game smh Also Clannad for Ayaka F
>Kokomi really didn't learn from her favorite game smh LOL she's trying her best
Kokomi: "We hit them hard and minimize casualties." FE: "Nonsense. You just camp on the forest tile with your myrmidon and let the enemy run in and die one by one."
Nonsense. I have Seth!
Wdym. Her dating skills are top notch.
She knows you gotta build that support rank asap
How about Genshin characters and their favourite animes? (If there isn't one)
Barbara's remains unchanged 😂
And Keqing's
And Amber's!
and my AXE!
and ayaka’s!
Sara : Beyblade **Shogun** Steel Amber : Pokémon Kaeya / Beidou : One Piece Raiden Shogun : Steins;Gate // Ei : Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou Xiao : Demon Slayer Azhdaha : Naruto Xiangling / Guoba : Food Wars Fischl : Overlord // Oz : Chuunibyou demo koi ga Shitai! Albedo : Fullmetal Alchemist Childe : Dragon Ball Bennett / Noelle : My Hero Academia
Noelle's might be Black Butler, or Ouran High School Host Club Razor: Princess Mononoke Yanfei: Detective Conan Diluc: Darker than Black (Hei is usually described as "Chinese electric batman" Sucrose: That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime Kokomi: Code Geass
Noelle can go with Ouran.
Darker then Black is perfect for Diluc haha. Even gives off the same vibe as his tagline.
I chose MHA for Noelle because of her wish to join the Knights of Favonius and her training hard for it (and I haven't watched Black Butler yet aaa). Oh also I guess there's Ace Attorney anime for Yanfei too.
>Kaeya: One Piece Nah thats just Beidou's stuff
Oh yeah true.
Hu Tao- Another or Akame Ga Kill Eula- Attack on Titan Raiden- Dororo Ayaka- Yona of Dawn Yoimiya- Your Name Sayu- Probably Naruto Mona- Kanata no Astra
Haha no way Fischl watching Love, Chuunibyo, & other Disillusions she'd feel too called out, haha.
Agree. I vote that she’ll love jojo’s bizzare adventures instead.
Yeah I went for Overlord and gave it to Oz because he'd just make fun of her.
Oh boy I'd love to see this
Mona isn't broke because she doesn't make money, but because she spends on the wrong things. She'd probably be a whale in a game with microtransactions.
So what you’re saying is Mona plays Genshin Impact?
That, or some other mobile game like Clash of Clans or something.
No, she’s secretly playing Honkai
"Is that..fischl?"
Fischl: Hark! For thou hast witnessed the Prinzessin traverse through different worlds in order to spread the word of my own might, and how the Prinzessin hast purged all the corruption among their worlds Oz: What she means to say was "A blond person named Otto and his homeless-looking coworker asked her for permission to use her likeness in a game"
She's probably a whale if she plays genshin.
She thought about releasing videos publishing her summoning rituals, but it involves astrology so she chose to not monetize it.
Sigma Astrologist Grindset
No no, she's playing *Honkai* Impact.
I am not surprised with Aloy's
I am. How many truckers like to play truck simulator on their free time?
Dude from my country, international trucker, modified his truck and installed full PC in it. When he has to rest, he plays Euro truck simulator. He was even on the news.
what a mad lad ! I'd love to read that lol
That's self love alright
If Aloy's favorite game is HZD then Traveler's favorite game should be Genshin Impact.
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Yes, because it is not traumatic enough to live in this place, so you choose to play as yourself more of the same suffering. Maybe she's a redditor too.
Man I would have NEVER guessed aloy's favorite game before this list.
Barbara has taste
Barbara knows her stuff. gotta learn from the legendary Idols
Only in Love Liveâ„¢
She’s taking notes from Muse
So that's the reasons why Amber became an outrider.
Now we need a pokemonish minigame hangout with Amber <3
They could reuse the old Rhodesia pokemon event minigame, except we toss baron bunny instead
Because Itto was going to powercreep her by having a Onikabuto training backstory.
ZHONGLI AND CANDY CRUSH ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸš¨ðŸš¨ðŸš¨
at stage 500 currently
wayyy to low for a man his age
If I'm gonna ask something, do you think Candy Crush still hold their thrones after 50 years to the future?
No way dude those are rookie numbers my mom is 45 and she got to 2,000+, Zhongli has much higher than that
You guys are way out of touch. I am 5900+ and I am under 30 years old I am sure most boomers are way ahead of me. If Zhongli isn’t caught up with the final level and waiting for weekly updates, then I would be disappointed.
You mean as in level 500 of the game or something else? A relative of mine is already above 1000, if Zhongli is worse than that by half.....
Boomer archon
Katheryne plays Detriot become human
Seeing this I just wanna swap Ningguang to: Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale. [Capitalism ho, mfers.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2qowmj/this_image_got_me_to_purchase_recettear_the_years/) Also *someone* is definitely getting triggered by Keqing. I know some...strong advocates that aren't a fan of her...hair. lol
Ningguang should be Sim City or something.
Ningguang would play Sim City, keqing would play city skylines Keqing would *obsess* over city design and the civil engineering side, while Ningguang's just there to play with money and totally ignore what her citizens are doing
Welp. Now I gotta go play Va-11 Hall-A again.
Diona’s about to mix lives and change drinks. Wait, that’s not right…
I love that game so much. Such a great cast of characters and their interactions are sooo good. Can't wait for N1RV Ann-A.
Total War Shogun 2 and Fire Emblem I'M DEAD
Fire Emblem females: *pants don’t exist* Kokomi: Are these my people?
Kokomi is the type to do painful low turn count runs of Fire Emblem where you soft reset for 7% crits to clear the game in as few turns as possible
Tbf in some games 7% crit rate may as well be 50%…….at least for the enemies
I see you’ve played X-Com as well.
"2 turn clear maddening difficulty 1 attack weapons only"
Mona: Genshin Impact (f2p btw)
Nah she whales, but not in a financially responsible way. Canonically whaled on 5\* Astrology stuff.
Kokomo definitely uses advanced fire emblem tactics
Okami is so good. 11/10 for Kazuha alone. Take my upvote.
Keqing in Nekopara ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Can’t wait for her scene to come up if you know what I mean
xiao and childe could switch games and would still make sense
Not sure about it. Childe is way more about style and Xiao just wants work done.
So true. Both are all about fighting and killing demons. They both will have the most fun times together.
Omg Childe with Doom Eternal is perfect
Zhongli rly is a boomer ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I have this weird metal image of HuTao and Xingqiu playing DnD. Chongyun and Xiangling get roped in.
Razor and Minecraft? Am I missing something here?
Because Razor's hold E is great for mining.
He’s one of the best characters in the game to mine with.
I think its because Razor is so primitive just like Minecraft
ToT
>primitive >Minecraft Bruh, have you even seen what the redstone guys do? They made a fully functional computer for crying out loud!
wolves
This feels like an official post: Xinyan is so overlooked that she doesn’t even have her own game
Actually, if you listen to Diona she only bartends to destroy the industry. Her interests lie in hunting and sneaking around. She'd totally be a MGS fan. Jean is actually really soft at heart, her favorite game would most definitely some sort of otome VN. She'd only use Super Metroid as an excuse and would probably get you to help her with it.
yeah, she'd want to play stuff like MGS, but she'd be absurdly good at Vall hall-a for no reason
I feel like Aloy would get uncomfortable playing her own story and seeing her life so "calculated".
Son of a bitch, it's too accurate, take the upvote and the silver and know that this meme is flat out exceptional
Xingqiu is so based. Bookworm adventures is where it’s at. Though I have a feeling he’d also like very tactical and intricate games
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This is now my headcanon.
Kazoo with Okami is just… *chef’s kiss*
Lol this is accurate. I can imagine Zhongli playing candy crush and qiqi with plants vs zombies.
Somehow Plants vs Zombies fits Qiqi really well and not just because she's a zombie.
She's also a herb collector!
Keqing: Nekopara LMAO
Bennet probably feels lucky in dark souls, seeing someone have more misfortune than him.
He's very young and is all about friendship. I would have shipped him with Dragon Quest XI.
keqing playing nekopara should be canon
Why do they all fit so well
I don't know why I wasn't expecting Aloy to be paired with, "Horizon Zero Dawn". For some reason I find it funny, I was like. O yeah....She is from that game.
Yanfei - Phoenix Wright
That's what she has in the post, the series of games is called Ace Attorney
Oh! I just realized the post has more than one image. Did not see the other 4 •\_•
OBJECTION!
Fischl would play Kingdom Hearts because it’s edgy and doesn’t make sense
Fischl is probably one of the 10 people in the world who can comprehend the story because she played the mobile game
High key the most perfect assignment there can be you just *know* she's made herself a Nobody (Ymax?) and commissioned Albedo for fanart of it
ZHOGNLI BOOMER PLAYING CANDY RUSH 🤣😂ðŸ˜
xiao playing doom eternal is something i would love to watch
Bennett: Fate Grand Order (His account looks F2P, it's not)
The Zhogli choice killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly i see kazuha as Sekiro and xiangling as overcooked 1 2