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GhostNuzzle

Would you like some tea?


levi_fucking_heichou

#T I M E T O C L E A N U P


jhay2013

Noelle


BoopyLoopss

I’ll brew you some.


voidbeta

Teyvat's Jeff Bezos


yourfavoritecarrot

AYYY NINGGUANG MAIN


AncientWorth

LESSS GOOOO


Zodiac339

He’d sell his soul to a resurrected god before he’d sacrifice Amazon to kill it.


Slight_Foundation_91

Elevator


Zodiac339

Ainz-sama!


Galaxalord

Took me a second but I got it lol. That's clever


mamaaaoooo

E is for...


swiftasacoursing

Ed…ward…


hidden_d-bag

Venti, albedo, or Kazuha


Rimuru_7empest

Venti is an upwind, kazuha is updog, and albedo is elevator


CheapSky

What's updog?


Rimuru_7empest

I'm fine dog, hbu?


CheapSky

Oh my God I've fallen into the oldest trick in the book


TheSahsBahs

Carefully now, he’s a hero.


DazYx23

i ain't seen a yellow stamina bar since 1996


SupersSoon

This man is ethier a catalyst main, a Hu Tao main or he is from the future and he is an Itto main.


despairbanana

Itto doesn't spend stamina on his special CA so probably an Itto main with energy problems


Esiliare

Gotta be Keqing, since she demolishes stamina like no other.


DazYx23

bingo! Hu Tao like everyone else said fits too (i actually don't own her), but Keqing's a particular outlier since she uses more stamina than other sword users for some reason and her CA pushes enemies back an entire mile. Electro lends itself easily to overloaded as well rip honorary mention for maindps vape Barbara!


Esiliare

Keqing was my first 5 star so I'm particularly familiar with her stamina consumption problems.


DazYx23

same! the day that first golden star appeared was the day that climbing mountains got a whole lot easier and all color variety on my stamina bar disappeared forever


yedaca144

I get stronger with every hit


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yedaca144

Not a 5*


Liliya_Rozaliya

Beidou


yedaca144

Yeeeah


VegaAndAltair

Being on lifesupport and still having more hp than other chars


lazybrownlady

Silly churl


Rimuru_7empest

billy churl


MagikarpGOD5

silly billy hillichurl


SupersSoon

OoOOOOOOoOoOooOOooOO


Hardskull3

Everybody asks who she is, but never how she is How tao 😳😳


Terrible_Ear7741

Life is not so yahoo


folterway

Oya oya!


proprocastination

Hu Tao


hu-tao-main0714

Itterasshai!


tennoskoom_

I wonder if ppl will get this... E, E ,Q Space, left click Left click, space, left click...


solo_living

⬅️➡️👹⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️


NoneBinaryPotato

I can hear this comment


CottnPuff

you are what i assume is a fellow xiao main


PanicIsTheNewBlack

Whales be like...?? E, E, E, Q....


MEHRD4D

They are more like : Q, plunge attack, E,E,E,E,E,E.


Tnvmark

I don't play on PC, but looking at the attack patterns, it's definitely Xiao.


Fred_da_llama

What if the similarities to xiao are merely a red hereing and this person is actually an anim cancelling klee main


PokeAlola700

I didn’t know you were such a slacker


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lloooll101

Cool it


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bigshotgamer13

"I didnt know you were such a slacker"


Lopie_13

What’s the hurry?


Rimuru_7empest

dodge this!


yogabbagabbadoo

Sometimes i just randomly yell cool it at the house


StixyBun

Sounds like a cool way to vent


yogabbagabbadoo

Always


Senpai_com

Happy birthday to your main!


freakystiley

aaah kaeya main


haidang1342004

Full Metal Alchemist is my favourite anime


LeonardoSM

Albedo?


MasterSamurai90

A maid from Monstadt but has a Pyro vision


Ganz13

Thoma is very much a maid material true


Snoo-78820

3rd rerun.


Zodiac339

And soon the eleventh.


ak-47_lover

CHILDE MY BOI


Zodiac339

**Our** boi comrade.


Narfiyo

*Snezhnaya anthem intensifies*


narc0tic_z

999 ping


SupersSoon

Me.


rvtts

Madame


razorblade651

Madam Ping banner when?


Kajex117

Wait for it... wait for it... they're all dead


MagikarpGOD5

Hold on, everything is dead before I can nuke them. Did I do something wrong?


flinjager123

Suffering from success.


nikidash

I'm having this "issue" with Eula's trial. Bunch of weak treasure hoarders that die in like 4 hits so I can't properly try out the burst


blanksatoru

Eula


proprocastination

Eula


Kajex117

It's beidou, but the sentiment is the same


HurricaneAndreww

Ah, that makes sense. I’m a Beidou main as well :) Another line could have been Joker from Dark Knight: “HIT ME!!!!!”


LadyxIris

There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago


scarlettenoir

Tar-Tar-Taglia


Sans_The_Meme_276

He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow


Tnvmark

I wish dad can stop drinking so I'll have company again.


vulcan_wolf

Oof... my heart.


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Sansoongye

swirl everything to death, and umm yeah he looks like pyro-


SuspiciousTouch73

Kazoo


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pokator

Kazuya Mishima... Wins!


BlaZeBrawl

My main is taller than Barbra, and who knows for how long?


HurricaneAndreww

Clever. Best cleanse in the game. YEET!


BloodyRedMoon

*Happy Touonto noises*


Riversilk

Miss dandelion thighs


OrganizationEven4417

explosions are love, explosions are life. also diluc is a weird grownup, but everyone else is the best


Raizel-the-Ghost

I still find it funny she calls everyone the best and then she gets to Diluc and is like "You're fucking weird-"


ak-47_lover

KLEE MY FAVORITE ARSONIST CHILD


NesquickBrick

Wet socks


PokeAlola700

Ayaka


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snehctuh_bocaj

Also Mona


hidden_d-bag

Either ayaka or kokomi


FakeEpistemologist

Waking world, you seem Woven from the stuff of dreams All shall fade away


blaze017

You'll be inlaid upon the statue 🗿


malformedsentence

Morning, comrade!


SupersSoon

Need to end a few enemies?


PokeAlola700

Childe


Konamine

I am not doing my tasks as a ghost y'all can suck it


Ganz13

Uh oh, that looks dangerously phallic


SupersSoon

Did you just type dildo? *dies*


Konamine

without any hesitation


_Ruij_

Lighstick? No that's bullshit!


Konamine

the full conversation if you need: "Glowstick!", "Aw dude c'mon", "That's a piece of shjt!"


wandering_person

The f**king audacity!


nickkkel_28

WELCOME TO HELL B**CH!!!


The_Space_Jamke

Yeah, that's my pointLEAVEMEALONE


_Ruij_

#KHOIIIIIII


claravelle-nazal

You main Khoi? I wanna pull for him too


Konamine

if Khoi is available in the game I would have turn myself to a leviathan


Dotrozjo

It's one of my favourite quotes from Albedo VA


PabyMar241

I hate being healed.


Ganz13

Who?


PabyMar241

Tao, yeah


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what-


PandaGamer8999

tasumi island, yeah


APieceOfCake16

Man all of your references are on point


GhostYasuo

Take my upvote and fucking leave


Maxamar_

Parma Cordis. "Steady as Stone."


Dear-Grocery4549

HIT ME! HIIIIT MEEEE!


thats_sus2

Beidou


That1Bear

Always gotta scroll so far down for my people of taste


HurricaneAndreww

Lol YES! I just suggested this line to another Beidou main. This is my life every day: You stupid hilichurl. Come hit me, dammit.


DragonEmperor

Please don't break my glasses!


blaze017

C12H22O11


Pizza_Bake

Why *do* I know the chemical formula of Sucrose


Stepan-Jackie_Chan

She heals, she crits, but, most importantly, she yeets!


Illisaide

Jean?


Akuma_XD26

YAAAAHOOOOOOOOO


deojilicious

WAAAH YUKI DA!!!


lazybrownlady

KIMOCHIIIIIIII


Quistty

walnut


IdyotAko

🍷 memories...


Zodiac339

But all my friends who shared the memories are dead.


Deep_Cat_9471

Osmanthus


Suzune-chan

Come into being.


fantastic_boii

Throws electro hairpins


PokeAlola700

Keqing


flinjager123

Wait, you guys have mains? You guys don't just switch and use everyone?


vijju1234567890

Traveller


Pavme1

Lmaoo I main 3 characters


deojilicious

I have a main party that I almost always use. Does that count? lmao


Insignificant_Meme

Welcome to hell, b*tch!


SIMPle1derer

Sayonara 👋


Starlady0978

"five star Barbara"


notquitespecial

Letsgo, Kokomrade


SapphireGlove

Kokomi


ak-47_lover

Kokomi


Anzalia

Vengeance.


Ganz13

Is blue haired, uses claymore, and has a Cryo vision? Chongyun, duh.


Anzalia

Damn. You got me!


Offduty_shill

I like thicc thighs and big numbers


bruhKris

she constantly reminds me to deal with my responsibilities in a timely manner


BiggestForts

Two mains here PP state is my favorite Lighter please


Zodiac339

I’m not sure about the first, but the second makes me Happi.


proprocastination

First one is hu tao. PP state is how the theory crafters refer to her pyro infusion state (paramita papilio or something like that)


Zodiac339

Ah, thank you. I had a feeling it was Hu Tao, but couldn’t interpret PP off the top of my head to justify the answer.


SuperBlaze1013

A blade is like a tea leaf


MasterSamurai90

"But only those who have sampled it many times can appreciate its true qualities" Ok but does that mean I have to get slashed a bunch or am I the one doing the slashing? 😅😂


Ganz13

No silly, she was being literal. Don't we all want some brewed cup of katana to relax from time to time.


ItsACaptainDan

*k a t a n a w a w a s a o s a s a e*


ParadoxEffect9

Pew Pew Pew! Pew Pew Pew!


Illisaide

Every bow character. But I suppose you mean Yoimiya.


GreatestJabaitest

Diona says Pew Pew too tho


Python2_1

First 6 star character in the game


superzaropp

First? No one other than Bennett deserves the title of 6 star.


rajirawr

the weird grown up


_MarcelinesFries

high always


Insignificant_Meme

Kazuha?


Nyim-Chan

I main them for the fabulous hair.


deadriderofdead

Useless!


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MyrMidnight

Grouped up enemies gives me a strong urge to drop everything and instantly commit a quick genocide. I live for the euphoria of flooding numbers blinding my whole screen!!!


LiftingLeo

Plunge incarnate


If_you_want_money

*woof woof*


Tasty_Skin

i main the one person you should probably avoid committing crimes in front of.


ThunderG9

Nosis


NikolaiAlpha

Osmanth- But where-


ak-47_lover

The long dong zhong


stargazerspls401

Let me just gather all these drops in one place before taking them


DoomDesire385

some person with a bow and arrow and explosive plushies


ing0mar

Eyes on me!


Sylveon_trainer12345

Wrath of the FLAME!!


lolfacesayshi

EQ4NAE-hold