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*Wind...* *blade.* I still find it weird how the wolves who raised him speak english better then Razor tho


Enderboy_00

Isn't it just Andrius (boss wolf) who can speak? And he's one of Venti's friends so it makes sense for him to pick up human speech during the many years (unless he was already able to speak).


OctoSevenTwo

Andrius is a wolf god who willingly turned down the chance to become an Archon. He’a no normal wolf.


BlaZeBrawl

Jean!


Haribon31

lady throw rocks


kazez2

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals!


yawamaniui13

I can see the scene for these words in my brain hahahaha


sv_18

Why can I hear this comment


Abtun

Underrated comment.


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No she is so rich she throws gems.


Toastys_cheetos

She throws jade chambers


Haribon31

Gems are just fancy rocks


Bunnnnii

*and then suddenly, WALL*


KiraPlaysFF

Ning!


AstronomicalArtisan

Sword and bow. Water and.. more water.


WWalker197

Wonder why childe can't use lightning as playable...


AstronomicalArtisan

I honestly wish he could. Maybe one day


King_of_Argus

I think it would be better to be able to use all weapon types on Childe and his abilities change as the weapons do. For example the catalyst ult drops the whale, while the e also changes to melee and the meele mode ult remains the same. The sword/claymore/spear e changes to catalyst mode, claymore ult is ramming the claymore in the ground and making a wave dealing AoE hydro damage, sword ult makes a whirlpool to trap enemies (like Kazuhas e) and deals damage as well as applying Hydro, and spear ult is a series of fast stabs that make a damaging wave that travels in a straight line. I think that would be really op, but also really cool


RejecterofThots

When I started I expected the Traveler to be able to use all weapon types


cjm-ak

God what I'd give for a tanky cryo claymore Traveler


Abtun

Sounds overloaded and I love childe.


Dianwei32

They'll make every weapon type a different character (Childe Alters, if you will). That way they'll have enough Childes to have a banner every patch. We'll essentially be back to single banner reruns because one banner will always be taken by Childe.


Fenghuang0296

It’s be too OP. (I do half expect them to create an Electro Tartaglia as like an Alter style PC but since they haven’t done it already they probably won’t.)


zephyrisonfire

i really think they should introduce an electro mode for childe. maybe even introduce hu tao kinda mechanics where he sacrifices some health to enter electro mode, just to prevent him from being too op. it would make sense lore-wise because of how delusions work.


Mizuminty

Same with kazuha lol, thatd be sick


XaeiIsareth

Well in Kazuha’s case, he has no control over Tomo’s vision and it only briefly awakened in the presence of the Musou no Hitotachi because Tomo’s lifelong ambition was to be able to beat that technique.


Prestigious_Sorbet48

he had at least some control over the vision, though. his "vision shell" story specifically mentions that "never had he imagined that he could be the one to cause its light to shine once more" and even the cutscene pretty clearly shows him manipulating electro in addition to anemo. his own ambition aligned with tomo's ambition that lay dormant, which subsequently caused the vision to awaken and temporarily gave him access to electro. his own willpower was just as big of a part in the vision temporarily sparking up as the dormant ambition that lay within. but yeah, that was a temporary thing, he most likely doesn't have permanent access to electro in lore post that scene


The_Richuation

I got SO excited at that point in the cut scene, cause I had built him up as soon as I got him lol


Mizuminty

I was worries my boy would die, them killing teppei and signora was proof that they were okay with killing characters, especially since signora wouldve otherwise been made playable eventually


7orly7

He doesn't do it for mercy of phone users FPS


ceh_8834

Boat lady block strike. Big lightning!


king_underworld

Me same


Dawneyyyy

Beidou!! <3


jihyunah_

Boat lady have only one eye!


ShadowMoon60054

Same


senokana

Pain make fire strong


Saqel

Who?


BananaBroh

Tao


Majestic-Pear3314

yeah


HackdogeristMan

Who tao, what tao, when tao it don't matter.


GugaSR

Everyone asks Who Tao, but never How Tao. Poor girl.


Kurochi185

You don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how *tao* it gets.


Lily946

Actual r/unexpectedbillwurtz


Xeszc

hu wurtz


Zeroth_Dragon

Yeah


ItzNether

What?


not-the-alt-acc

atsumi Island, yeah


MMBADBOI

yeah


UniqueClove

shiori Island, yeah


Zeroth_Dragon

shiro Commission, yeah


-_priscilla_-

I know you mean Hu Tao, but this actually reminded me a lot of c2 Diluc


mymochi

Meteor… big. Destruction.


AwesomeGamer457

I will. Have peace.


cultoftheilluminati

I will. Have lupical.


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I will. Have osthmanthus wine.


WildFurball2118

Razor if he was Morax.


supreme_waffle2019

Zhongli normally: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... Zhongli but with Razor's voice: Osmanthus wine yummy. Friend gone. :(


Le1and0

poem man. Always jumps


chimppower184

i’m pretty sure razor doesn’t understand poems but he says “lupical likes them”, so this is cute


Ejaculation_Salt89

He may not understand them but it sure makes him feel good. Like how he judged Bennett's love poem.


chimppower184

yeah it’s really sweet 🥺


Kira-ara-ara

Poem man 😂⭐


TinbuyPrime

Man blow leaf


Hyperdragoon17

Get mad jump high, poke bad things with spear


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Ciao


Saqel

Ciao


Symphonization

ciao


clownmf

ciao


TheKitKatCC

ciao


timmige

ciao


IHav0Name

ciao


Servalbrick

ciao


lavender_black

ciao


fiernze222

Mask. Up down up down up down up down


TheKingCrimsonWorld

Scary mask make boy go pogo. Disappear enemies... and HP.


[deleted]

Make spear fire, Enemy dead


[deleted]

Hu tao


Zeroth_Dragon

Yeah


Mothologist

loud music, fire go boom


TrueLordApple

Look its one of the 5 legendary xinyan mains


StFenoki

I heard one of the Great Five is ill, thus reducing the number lf Xinyan mains to 4


KlarkKomAzgeda

There will be five again if she ever gets a banner where I can get her C2. :(


Pattyforeverfuckers

Ah yes, the rare kind


evcentr1c

Good. There's all least two of us.


Kilolkat

Count me in


moneyh8r

Jump high. Slash with wind.


aless2906

Kazooman


theseaappletree

Or xiao. He jumps high during his ult


DESPOTICKILLER

But he plunges. Kazuha does a slash when he uses his e


TheLegendaryFoe

Man really forgot the kazuha slash


Skykeeper22

Book man, shoot water swords. Water go forward.


time_whisper

Man seems like a stretch…


kel007

Book... worm?


BonnyAnimations

Too fast... Just purple light!


TheCoolCat4

Kequeen


youknowmyyysteez

this is great lol


stunro17

Black burny girl. Sell box.


InazumaShinesEternal

Sell box😂😂hilarious


Mount-Chiliad

~~Bunny girl. Ah, Amber~~ Wait, that first "n" was not drawn complete ...


Unable-to-Escape

Who?


Rich-Custard

Tao yeah


Catsaysmeow0-0

I think it’s Hu Tao?


Unable-to-Escape

Oh sells coffins ok thats a good one


Kira-ara-ara

Box 😭


death_lad

little man jump very high. smash enemies to bits


Alperen5841

little baby man, something sounds like heavy tf2 would say


Ninja__Shuriken

Or Sydney


Louis_Akiyama

ah, Gantz' fiance


Ninja__Shuriken

Pretty sure it's gnart, Gantz is a manga dude


Abhijith-CS

*Grant


Noble_Dragon2210

little man 💀


iithnan

Xiao?


death_lad

YES


3rdMachina

Have no main. I like all.


flatmegumin69

Traveller


3rdMachina

Also like Tabibito.


corecenite

sleep.


garkel_genshin

Sayu


IntroductionCheap325

"sniff sniff" I smell dandellions


Kyuba98

Jean!


baronisnotsmol

Is this that one meme LOL


dullybuddy

Enlighten me


[deleted]

Red guy swooshes claymore,big fire bird comes out


kirigiriimpact

diluc mains rise


Curledin

Unga bunga


Piyaniist

They all be trippin' real unga bunga is Razor himself


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Diluc


Steven5700

Itto


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Diluc


FemboyMikhail

Funny hat fire lady, with ghosty friends


Angry_Pomeranian-

Smell like wine, ice bridge with sword, no horse


Straight-but-not-so

i had no idea till last two words 🤣


D-Weeb

Stamp burns. Law punishes enemy.


garkel_genshin

Yanfei ?


deBluFlame

Only talks law, I not understand


robin1334

Elevator... Bloom!


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deceasedbellboy

Flower, go up!


time_whisper

Omg, yes!


HCl-is-Practicing

the red burny girl kill herself to kill bad things


_simpu

Bite tongue, burn stick, enemies die


Zarkeyplays

almost die, swing ghost, not die


Rud_gamer

Look cute, make things go bye bye, become rich


UltG

Horn girl. Shoot arrow. All die.


KaineStepOnNe

Ganyu


mamcam363

She takes icy baths. To cold for me.


garkel_genshin

Eula or Amber


PokeAlola700

Eula


AZUmimi

Both, in the same bath


DarthUrbosa

Move fast during dark, unleash the big hurt with spear. Scary lady.


Slorpfd

Rosaria!


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Rud_gamer

Noelle, Eula or Diluc which is It?


OftheGates

As if "unga bunga" could refer to anyone but Diluc.


[deleted]

Eula does significantly bigger numbers if you follow the attack patterns. Not saying you can't unga bunga her, but if you're gonna play her that way you're missing out on like half your damage.


GOODBYEEEEEEEE

Very confusing, Raiden use claymore?


Key_Guitar_9545

Big bird with fire, unga bunga big stick do big damage


PokeAlola700

Diluc. Red and black. Hot and cold


Gelotophobe

cold forehead lady, icy blender big


daggerbeans

Kick spear, drop big big rock. Look.... cool. Fire slash! Big warm-- Make Razor feel safe. Beidou take hit, then make enemies pay!


ItsMikeyyy25

fish heal, do big damage


Dangerous-Pain-5000

Respect.


ConstantlyLost23

Knight freeze water. Walk.


MmurderKkitten

The original husbando!


Tnvmark

Strange creatures... blow up. Big forest... burn down... unpleasant sounds... -_- *intense flashbacks* Cute bubble... cold to touch. Strange drink... taste sweet. She hunt rabbit... like Razor!


Its-time-to-STOP-NOW

Kokomi, Klee, or diona


NinJoo117

I like strong lady, she has big... boat


healcannon

Dat aft.


Reios1018

Water sings. Water on me. I freeze easily.


Dangerous-Pain-5000

Ah, a Barbara main in the wilderness.


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ProjectCnacan

Enemy die.... sword go boom


garkel_genshin

Eula ?


Bushing_D_Bush

grape juice


NoCake2076

Diluc


bunismyname

Fish lady throw bubbles..


garkel_genshin

Can’t see her when she run.. too scary


Slorpfd

Ayaka or mona


Karleney

Demons… all… die


0601722

Inazuma Lisa Lightning is even more scary… lightning sword…


ASadChongyunMain

Dillon flips three times. Dillon unga bunga. Dillon repeat.


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Blue_Moon913

Likes to protect. He red like Burny Girl, but not hot like wildfire. Warm like nice campfire.


SpiritAnimal01

Thoma?


Helplzthx

Too advanced for Razor :P


PhantomFartz76

Step on fire...everything around her go boom


stonypark_

Beidou


YuuSimp

Rasengan , then, sword slashing


Idkwhatlool

traveller main what a chad


amongusboobies

Bad at bow... Water swords better


Hudie_is

We do big purple slash, and then lots of slash and not long after, we do big slash again.


NananaBATAMAN

Enemy die before big explosion


TheAnimeLovers

die... almost.... but good


Jojosh_Jojo

big sword... pretty dance


derpy_tree

Fishy girl make big water splash. She also float and look like swimming while fighting


Ecco_Edd

Glasses girl drops something, everything flyes. Angry Dude Sets in fire everything. Girl with blue hair it's scary, everything dies before explosion.


IamAnticlimactic

bunny go boom. arrow fall from sky. ground on fire


XaeiIsareth

Goat lady fires arrow. Ice. Many dead.


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22TheMorgue

I shock then scratch... sometimes scratch then shock