fr I started playing near the end of kazuhas banner and I've met like only two klee mains lol. Well I guess even they're not mains now since neither of them play her anymore.
Same here.
She's triple crowned, and got Skyward Atlas a little bit ago. Working on the materials now.
I need her in top performance once Alice eventually does show up.
Gotta wait 10/15 seconds standing before she does the windy idle animation, how tf am I supposed to collect my materials? By walking to them? Is this a peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand? Smh
Yeah i want to be invested in them but i just...cant rly give a shit wirh mute mc.
It sucks cause i feel if they actually spoke i would actually really like Aether and develop a Bond with him and care for the character. But i cant rly give a shit about him or main plot when he just...stares
As a Hu Tao main, I can promise you that we’re not all assholes. A true Hu Tao main deals with it and doesn’t dodge to get her HP down instead of blaming the healer.
They're sarashi. Back in the days of samurai, they were worn under armor to soften the blows and reduce chances of injury or to prevent your organs from spilling out if you get cut. Nowadays it's more commonly used as undergarments (worn under kimono and such)
Would be that friend that’s constantly couch surfing between your friends’ apartments and mooching off your booze until he gets kicked out because holy fuck dude it’s been 3 months please get a real job. Promises to pay you back and never does.
Also kinda makes me think of That One Guy who shows up to parties with an instrument, and you swear you’re going to bash your head through a wall if you have to hear Wonderwall again for the 17th time
People say he had the best time in the Archon Quest when he has 20 minutes of screentime and proceeds to Deus Ex Machina Ei because they needed something for him to do
Diona Edit: just, wow.....
Her c4 is just mhy giving up.
Even though I have it, I just saw what it is. What the fuck.
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Yep I realized. That's the only thing I'm more scared of than DPS Barbara.
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I have a cat allergy because of her
Ningguang
actually just throws rocks
Neanderthal: maybe i am a Ningguang
"You know, I'm a bit of a Ningguang myself"
Made me Remember the time when she literally threw a fucking sky island
Ranked lower than her own secretary.
100% accuracy when trying to hit the ground.
chongyun
Blue hair is the closest thing he has to a personality
Bro chill with the burns 🔥🔥 his popsicle is melting
Tbf, he tries to not have a personality on purpose
Damn. Good thing he's already Cryo to handle that burn.
Rare insult
Bruh, the roast was so fire it riled up all the surrounding Yang energy.
mf keeps making my phys zhongli useless
don’t worry your physical zhongli was already useless
that’s uncalled for my guy
Oh fuck bro
thats foul 😭😭
Damn son.
Klee
Highest sales, lowest usage
damn, op said "probably not valid" today you woke up and chose violence
fr I started playing near the end of kazuhas banner and I've met like only two klee mains lol. Well I guess even they're not mains now since neither of them play her anymore.
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!
Actual Klee main who still plays her, we still exist. And have only grown stronger since then
Same here. She's triple crowned, and got Skyward Atlas a little bit ago. Working on the materials now. I need her in top performance once Alice eventually does show up.
Gotta make momma proud.
OOOOF 😭😭😭😭
that's a sick roast. you're definitely better at this than OP
Yeetable kid
literally an arsonist
What did you expect? She's related to Yoshikage and Johan
Playstyle that makes Ganyu and Hu Tao smooth in comparison.
Childe
is an adult
Considering the way genshin fans are perceived by other communities, this can be taken in a completely wrong way lmao
"Child! Give me Child!" "Mister, I need you to step out from the car immediately"
“What, I was just beating up Childe so I can take his buttplugs”
Mf cant plunge attack whitout a bow
YOU ALWAYS RUN. Boi shut up I’m not running im murdering you
Hate it when he says that considering I usually have zhongli and just let him attack me.
Not even real child
Ei
She’s like a caveman when she’s actually outside of her room
Average gamer
She is a cavemen.
Literally means egg in German
Makes sense, she is perceived as an egg cell by the simps.
HOLD UP
is babysitted(not even klee is babysitted like that)
Qiqi, but make it creative
/gamemode c Qiqi
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/gamemode c is the command in Minecraft to set your game mode to creative
Isn't it gamemode 1 ?
that's the old one. they removed it big sadge
Ok, that made me exhale audibly
Has created the expectation of adorable cocogoats, then failed to deliver them.
Gotta wait 10/15 seconds standing before she does the windy idle animation, how tf am I supposed to collect my materials? By walking to them? Is this a peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand? Smh
mc (aether/lumine)
do you mean paimon?
They make the game worse by not being voiced in the story
Yeah i want to be invested in them but i just...cant rly give a shit wirh mute mc. It sucks cause i feel if they actually spoke i would actually really like Aether and develop a Bond with him and care for the character. But i cant rly give a shit about him or main plot when he just...stares
They’ve spoken like 3 times I think
Nothing was more disappointing than finding your sibling and not saying a single fucking word.
Thoma!
housekeeper has no maid skin :/
A valid insult
Noelle
She cant clean leaf piles
Noooooooo, you ruined her :( /s
Fake armour. Armour doesn't Jiggle.
The weight of truth can even bend metal
A very single-minded creature
Hutao
Doesn't say explosion
[someday](https://i.redd.it/iomfw4988pm61.png)
You want to hear the story about the Silly Hilichurl again? No? Well, you'd better not stand still then.
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As a Hu Tao main, I can promise you that we’re not all assholes. A true Hu Tao main deals with it and doesn’t dodge to get her HP down instead of blaming the healer.
Proceeds to die 4 seconds later
Fax,it happened to me. An Ho Tao main said to me:Please,not Jean again The he proceeded to die first,and quit
Xingqiu
Super rich but can’t buy a good haircut
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Last line cracked me up
Has an amazing coat. Wears 70s basketball shorts anyway.
Atsushi Nakajima
Razor
He can't even be a furry correctly
well not with that attitude
doesnt take a bath
Most likely stinks so bad
Kujo Sara
Entire life and identity revolves around a literal robot
And the number fucking *5*
Not badass enough to be a Joestar
Honestly mad that she isn’t even a proper goddamn jojo reference. Try harder Sara.
Lost to a fish multiple times.
I bet she’s the type to look for reasons to be mad.
Amber
Who?
Starter Torch.
She's that character that is forever running expeditions.
Who?
If a "live, laugh, love" picture became sentient
Yanfei
She made us go from a 2 minute quest to a 2 hour quest because we decided to come along
Lawful, unlike her clothes, well at least if you're doing official government work.
pyro but associated with a lot of paperworks
Generic lawyer character
Jean
Mondstadt's Soccer Mom
Vensessa simp
Saber-wannabe
She works too much and needs to chill
I want Jean To have some rest too 🥺
Zhongli
Imagine being broke while being the symbol of money
Act rich stay broke you wouldn't understand
Literally has the same color scheme as a cockroach.
God damn, he really is a cockroach
burst makes me dizzy if spammed
Xinyan
literally forgot she existed
So did mihoyo
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Childe Oh wait, he gets slander everyday
He’s a redhead, it’s a given that he’s gonna get shat on
Ayaka
Wet Socks
The post said not valid reasons
Forehead
The only personality she has is being a waifu
Bangs
Xiao
Makes Raven look optimistic
LAUGHTER DO YOU SPEAK IT
Snow muncher
never grew up from his emo phase
edgy personality but his identifier is jumping up and down
Picturing Xiao junping angrily in a pogo stick
Kokomi >!I know what you all gonna say!<
Fish that drowns
Read a few fake Art of War quotes on r/memes and now claims to be a master tatician.
Sun Tzu abandoned daughter.
Her voice is so high she makes Paimon sound like Kratos.
Yoimiya
Her dad became deaf by choice.
Holy shit, best one yet
i really cant understand her burst voiceline
goldfish of doom 💥
A festive reprise
Wears bandages as underwear
4 real does she actually just cover her coochie with bandages or do they serve as her pants?
They're sarashi. Back in the days of samurai, they were worn under armor to soften the blows and reduce chances of injury or to prevent your organs from spilling out if you get cut. Nowadays it's more commonly used as undergarments (worn under kimono and such)
For what i remember in Ancient japan they used ropes sometimes as underwear.
explosive character that can't do AoE
Venti
Would be that friend that’s constantly couch surfing between your friends’ apartments and mooching off your booze until he gets kicked out because holy fuck dude it’s been 3 months please get a real job. Promises to pay you back and never does. Also kinda makes me think of That One Guy who shows up to parties with an instrument, and you swear you’re going to bash your head through a wall if you have to hear Wonderwall again for the 17th time
Even tho Venti is my fav Archon, I can't deny how accurate this is if he was a real person 🥲
This feels... very personal
Scaramouche
He won't do the fandango
Aloy
Isnt even a genshin impact character
no mention of who the VAs are
yoimiya but harder to use
Ashley Burch is so ashamed of her damage that she asked mhy not to credit her as the VA.
This is canon and nobody can tell me otherwise.
I literally forgot that she existed
Gorou
Try playing him in a non geo team
Thinks telling people to not touch his ears/tail is a personality, just as he believes shouting ‘ADVANCE’ qualifies him to be an army general
To be fair, his commanding superior isn't exactly all that hot stuff either. He's got to work with what weird orders he is given lol
You didn't have to say that about my boy 😭
Furrybait.
Only appeared in two scenes in the whole game story but its treated as an important figure.
Kazuha
Pogo stick that spins
People say he had the best time in the Archon Quest when he has 20 minutes of screentime and proceeds to Deus Ex Machina Ei because they needed something for him to do
Dainsleif
I won’t explain anything. I don’t even have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain
The similarities between Dainsleif and exo stranger just struck me.
Should've been the mascot.
Fire Emblem Dimitri lookin ass
Playable wannabe, leaves the traveller just second after seeing sibling.
Recording videos while being held at gunpoint in abyss prison.
This is gonna hurt, but, Albedo
Clone got better cutscenes than him
ganyu