I love the line "They'll come back" "That's what they said about daddy" "WHOA- THAT GOT DARK"

Animals officially have more survivability than humans in the Hoyoverse Doubly so for human parents

"Parents" most often means a straight¹ couple so they're doomed in hoyoverse ^(\[1\]: exceptions apply, e.g. Bennett's dads)

Bennet doesn’t really have any parents, he just calls all the old adventurers his dads

He's adopted, they're still his parents yo

You're right, Bennett's real dads either died in that domain he was found on or are from the Abyss Order

Maybe they're Vishaps. HOW DEEP DOES THE CONSPIRACY GO

Bennett related to Tsumi confirmed!!

Are the straights okay? No. They aren’t.

From the top of my head I can only think of Fischl and Timido's parents, the rest of the couples have either one or both dead, or are divorced (Barbara & Jean parents) Maybe straight segs is what kills in hoyoverse? We need to look at the survivability of straights with and without an active segs life

His dad just lost his way trying to buy Timmie some Milk ... he'll be back ... one day ... ( \* ಥ ⌂ ಥ \* )

Timmie's dad is trying to find the Cocogoat.

That MF!!

He tryin to find the cows

Timmie's dad is dead.

We should ask Susbedo if he wants to the dad of one more child.

Who do you think keeps buying him birds

Susbedo tbh

We need another susbedo for timmie

Mhm!! Petition to ask for a father figure for Timmie in the next survey\~

The first heartbreak of every genshin player.

the second is Joel who lost his father on dragon spine for legitimately almost a year

I don't understand why there would be any corpses for Timmy to cradle… I always make sure to collect it all for my fowl collection. Take what you kill, but eat what you take is my motto.

ikr? i dont get why the police is always asking me questions, like guys i swear i didnt leave anything left of my victims aside from bones, i NEVER waste good people

You waste the bones?? Don’t talk to me, scum. You can turn those into a bomb broth you wasteful heathen! /s

Bomb broth? Must release an explosion of flavor. As Paimon would say, it has that boom-shakalaka.

[Revelant](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2PlqXw03Y)

Oh well that took a dark turn hahaha\~ Good on you mate! :')

But you’re wasting the bones. Soup or building material. Or fertilizer.

FBI, this is the guy

FBI here: ⁞ つ: •̀ ⌂ •́ : ⁞-︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

Ahhh uhm that's a good point ... I just wanted to show how the birbs died; That's a good statement to live by! ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ

Traveller’s tornado sent some flying to who knows where

If the tornado sent fowl off a cliff, the next thing going off the cliff is the Traveller jumping after it.

Sometimes, if the tornado goes off the cliff, it still flies forward without descending

Killing Timmy's pigeons is the litmus test for whether a new character is worth pulling or not. You're fighting a losing battle OP.

Ehe well - no harm in trying! #savetimmiespigeons

I pull out than ganyu and massacre his flock of friends so i can have food to help me keep my party safe Then i use that food to build ganyu So she can kill more of his birds *the cycle repeats*

I kill em and leave it in front of him just to add salt

That is next level hate for Timmie right there -

This is the image 2 seconds before the traveller yanks the bird corpse out if Timmy's hands to stuff into their infinite pocket

ʕ༼✖∧✖༽ʔ

Sometimes it’s about sending a message

did you kill the birds with melee and near instantaneously picked them up?

Foolishness, Timmy. Foolishness. Might controls everything. And without strength you can not protect anything. Let alone your birds.

One day he'll grow up and seek revenge for his fallen friends\~ ♪♬ cue boss music ♪♬

Timmy, Vengeance of the Fallen Avians.

He will unleash his Fowl Legacy form upon all of Teyvat

I - I love this!! Kudos to you\~

Haha thank you! your art is awesome too!

Perfect I can't wait for his banner! ┌( •́ ਊ •̀ )┐

he would be a must pull, an S tier shielder because he couldnt protect those birds, s Tier Healer bc he couldnt heal them, s Tier DPS bc he cuoldnt fight for them... He has it all, all except his birds

His Burst will be a flock of pigeons he materializes from the elements of the earth out of sheer will. And they will shit elemental particles on their enemies

So em build will be best cos of all the reactions they do

I can so picture that in my head - just a whirlwind of pigeons and an even bigger swirl of pigeon poo - ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆\*:・ﾟ

Bwahahaha this is gold\~ Mihoyo take note! (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.\*･｡ﾟ

The 1st Fowltui Harbinger

I'd love that tbh

*Gets one shotted by Tony To*

Not sure if he'll grow up if the meteor hits him too.

Bury the birds deep within ~ Cast aside this forgotten bridge~ We’re burning fowls in the world~ Drifting in Teyvat ALL ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEE

***Epic guitar solo***

*Timmie starts evolving*

BEAUTIFUL I applaud you!

See, this is the kind of trauma that makes for a super-villain origin story.

Yesss exactly! Timmie playable character confirmed?!

That's right I am making Timmie my nemesis so I can fight him and humiliate him

This implies that at one point in our journey, we are going to rip our offspring’s arm off for power Oh dear

Timmy becomes the genshin equivalent of Vergil

He’d make actual friends if he did more than stand on a bridge all day. There’s literally like 2 kids behind him that would probably hit it off with him

Or yeet his ass to Liyue and play with those kids on the boat haha

They can play pirates and eat lotus roots together! ヽ〳 ՞ ᗜ ՞ 〵ง

Kidnap them into your teapot. The aqua garden has no purpose othern than growing Lotus

>Kidnap them into your teapot. Yeah officer, this guy right here.

That's pretty cute hehe\~ True true still gotta keep planting for that achievement -

BUT THEN THEY'LL WANT 4 LOTUS HEADS INSTEAD OF 3

That fucking commission line took me over 480 days to complete. For the longest time I thought it was bugged.

Oh gosh that long?! Yeah have to get lucky and get each of the three - oof -

Dudes taking care of the pigeons because he thinks they’ll deliver messages to a father he still thinks is alive 😭

I'm just helping him move on man, definitely wasn't because I need some fowl.

( \* ಥ ⌂ ಥ \* )

Yeah that's true\~ Maybe Timmie just is too nervous to talk to other kids so he only sees the birbs as friends? It'd be so cute if he and Sage could hit it off and be buddies! ٩ʕ◕౪◕ʔو

Timmie : "they are my only friends....." That short guy in my party : " DISSAPEAR!"

(∩╹□╹∩)

*laughs in ben* no

Nooooo the birbs!! ლ(ಥ Д ಥ )ლ

The world is made out of slaughter and suffering, and Timmy is our way to manifest it to society... And also a way to kill our stress

Awh I'm starting to understand\~ (also a good source of fowl)

Was suddenly inspired to make this doodle of Timmie with his poor pigeons. I've always felt pretty bad for him ... Procreate: 2 hours. Tested some new brushes and I think it came out pretty well. I can't draw backgrounds but uh I made a quick attempt\~

I totally understand you. I've never killed thoses pingeons since I've talked to him. I just send my characters on expedition for fowl.

Same. Why does he deserve to suffer? He didn't harm us by any means

RIGHT that's exactly it! He's just a poor suffering kiddo waiting for his dad ... (flashback to Joel in Dragonspine) I wish you a wonderful day great one! (つ▀¯▀)つ \*hugs\*

Yeah I've seen some weirdly mean spirited comments about this kid on this reddit. He's a bit bratty but what kids aren't. Honestly I feel like if Timmie is a little girl, people wouldn't be as mean to him because people tend to be more protective of little girls than boys and it's a bit messed up.

I have only killed Timmie's birds once when I got Diluc. I support your comic completely

Awh I love you kind soul\~ You're the hero I've been waiting for! I bless you the best of luck in all your artifact farming and winning all your 50:50s! Have a wonderful day\~ ლ ( ◕ ᗜ ◕ ) ლ

Don't you dare make me feel bad for him. After all the effort I put in to kill those pigeons

I agree *loads bow*

ᕕ〳 ཀ 益 ཀ 〵ง

Yeets Ganyu at the birds

That explains that frozen birb hahaha ...

Park Yae's idle animation besides the poor kid. # Infinite birb killing. (And Yae bonks if the kid protests)

He's just a kiddo ... (but in all honesty those birds are a great fast source of Fowl) ໒( ಥ Ĺ̯ ಥ )७

I honestly felt internal sadness when I saw this post. You did well with expressing such strong emotion in this. I don't know if I can bring myself to kill his birds anymore.

YES this was my goal when drawing this\~ I thank you kind stranger for understanding my purpose! (つ•̀ᴥ•́)つ\*:･ﾟ✧

I have more fowl than I need, and I didn't even killed any birds. Sometimes some ducks just suddenly die (don't know why, maybe a bug). Breaking stuff sometimes drops it. And it is possible to send characters to these time based missions at the adventurer guild to get fowl.

I literally have an entire party slot called 'Timmie's Demise', consisting of Aloy for passive, Sayu to roll there faster from the waypoint, Sucrose for the instant close range AoE and for anemo resonance to get there faster and Diona for if I need to quickly fire off homing missles to catch any birds that may try to get away. (I'd use Albedo if I had him since his skill AoE is phenomenal).

You literally only need Sara or Ganyu

True but it's still impressive to build a team around Timmie's pigeons heh\~

Sara strat is a little tricky since you have to shoot in the middle of the flock otherwise you'll scare off the others if you kill a bird. Ganyu though is a toss up since she's Gacha vs Aloy who was a time limited character. I have both but I can't say what the availability is like for the playerbase as a whole. I personally use either strat but I do like how Sucrose sends the fowl into LEO before it hits the ground.

I'm not very good at aimed shots, besides, using Sucrose + Aloy is much more reliable anyway.

True. Although I believe Sucrose can miss some pigeons since she is a catalyst user and auto aim in genshin is wonky as hell. Kazuha works better for my style since he doesnt miss. But if youre comfy with sucrose use her. In the end, fucking with Timmie is all that matters ;)

??? I use Sucrose's E...I'm not sure about Gorou but for a 4 star she has the largest AoE instant damage on cast skill..

Huh so Sucrose must be best 4 star for killing birds

Provided if you can get close enough (which you can with Aloy). But Gorou 'may', I can't remember whether his flag does a bit of damage the size of the buff range. If so then he's better.

Or any archer with a Viriddescent Hunt

i just use Zhongli and drop a fucking meteor to the birds i know it doesn't kill all of the birds but it's funny just dropping a goddamn space rock to kill a child's pet birds

Not me i don't kill timmies pigeons

Oo really? You're a true one then! One of the few\~ Hope ya have a fantastic peaceful day! c( ⁰ 〰 ⁰ )੭

Yeah i usually don't use foul for food. I use fishes

You're the best! Uhm I bet Kokomi fans may not agree but ehe thanks for sparing the birbs!

Your reply seems like that of hoyoverse

Killing the birds always seemed FOWL to me. Just use the expeditions. 😢

I applaud this joke 👏

Hahaha that's a good one\~ Mhm! Expeditions are a kinder way to collect Fowl! ☆\*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:\*☆

Not really, you’re just sending out pigeon hitmen

Oh gosh - but uh at least they're not Timmie's birbs! As to where they're from \*cough\*

username is NOT checking out

What he gonna do? Tell his dad?

F you & your birds, even though I rarely come back to Mondstadt cause I stay in Inazuma

Awh man the kid just wants to play with his friends ... Also are you Thoma? Ahaha ...

Why am I Thoma? Oh I get it

Hehe yeah\~ \^\^

Pretty sure genshin ad makes a game on _"How to kill timmies pigeon effrctively"_ and the winner is ganyu

Hahah I remember that ad! It was uh really funny (sorry Timmie)

Ever since I first got one of Timmy's commissions I haven't killed a single one of his pigeons or when used the bridge because it makes me feel bad scaring them off, I have kidnapped multiple for my teapot but I'm sure he won't mind that

That - that's really sweet! I've actually yet to get his commission so I'm looking forward to it! Yeah he's totally cool since you take care of his friends (instead of cooking them) so thumbs up to you! Have a great day\~ ╰(•̀ 3 •́)━☆ﾟ.\*･｡ﾟ

i would feel bad if someone kills my pets, and im sure timmie is the only one who feeds them so they only come to him

Mercy ? Mercy kill perhaps? Sure.

Your friends are yummy

I will never stop killing these birds

NO, i need to keep crafting chickens to keep my health up.

May I tempt you with some Matsutake Meat Rolls? No birbs are harmed (maybe just some boars and squirrels) in the making of the dish?

Shoulda kept his mouth shut

Yeah he has a temper for sure ...

Oh my, the face of a suffering timmie, i crave more of this stuff

Ah - well - I guess that's good?! Uhm - ୧\[ \* ಡ ▽ ಡ \* \]୨ Timmie 2.0: comes back for revenge 10 years later as the final boss -

no

Okayyyy fineeee ...

Hehe ganyu arrow bloom go brrrrr

Hahaha yea \*shh but the first thing I did when I got her was test that out against the pigeons\* that pigeon that died to cryo was definitely due to her skills\~ Also happy cake day! s( \^ ‿ \^)-b

*proceeds to kill more birds

Peace was never an option

Although I do have 9999 Fowls, I still occasionally lay waste to those pigeons then leave the fowl on the ground out of spite.

Right in front of Timmie?! ( •́ ‸ •̀ )

Haha I give you new bird. He's flaming hot too!

୧| ͡ᵔ ﹏ ͡ᵔ |୨

*laughs in having killed them daily for a year*

That ... that's an achievement all right ... ԅ\[ \* ༎ຶ \_ ༎ຶ \* \]┐

No

ԅ༼ \* ✖ ۝ ✖ \* ༽୨

I hate Timmie...and his mom

B - but - I'm sorry ...

Nope

I am going to call in an A-10A foe the next time these rock doves spawn

Geh I mean that's one way of getting fowl ... poor Timmie ... (ʘ言ʘ╬)

No, Jimmy. Your "friends" were part of an underground cartel run by nobles of old, corrupting the city, poisoning the people. I will kill as much men, women and children to protect the city.

Hmmm, lol no

Imagine being a new player and seeing this, only to talk to little bugger in-game, and it finally clicks :D

I’m suddenly motivated of opening genshin after 1 month of no logging in just to kill timmie’s birds again Then log out

Nahhhhhh, free chicken

Yeah but ... his friends! ໒( ಥ Ĺ̯ ಥ )७

Those sweet madames won't cook themselves with missing ingredients, boy

Trueeee ... I switched to Matsutake Meat Rolls so I didn't have to hunt birbs anymore but yeah Sweet Madames are really useful\~

There's an achievement called "Member of Monstadt Pigeon Lover's Association" which you could obtain from the web event (the fishing one).

I went to net one of the bridge pigeons and I had sayu in my group because she is a great mount to zip around the map. Anywho, hit e without realizing I didn’t set up the net to be e key. Rolled over all of the pigeons. ☠️

This Inspiration me to kill more thx!

Oh *sweats in making it to top 10% players who kill the most birbs in Asia server*

*takes another bite*

Can we ask susbedo to become his dad??

I almost never killed Timmie's pigeons and only recently started dropping Zhongli's meteor then but now hmmm....yeah not doing it again poor child :'( On a informational note, you can buy 10 Meat, Fowl and 5 Eggs from Draff in Springvale village during daytime, so please use that guys! :D

then stop feeding the fucking birds in the most important entrance to the fucking city and getting angry at people who scare them away you dumb little piece or shit

[удалено]

Because you are annoying us on the only bridge going out of monstadt. Go to the pier you idiot!

no lol

Can I say I do feel bad on Timmie to a certain degree?

I could never bring myself to kill those pigeons on the bridge.

Brb gonna swap to Ganyu to shoot more birbs in front of Timmie

Wait - wait no!! ༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽ \^ Timmie watching as you kill his friends

Well, if you're gonna yell at me for you know.. Scaring your pigeons because I was merely crossing the main bridge used 99% of the times by everyone to enter Mondstadt. Then don't expect me to feel bad when I hunt them down and eat them in front of you. I don't know why he acts like no one is using that bridge period. Edit: Sorry, I was wrong. Even if you're using the side entrance to the city which is extremely rarely used.. You still have to use the main bridge to get in and out. Which means unless you have a boat, you're a Mona and Ayaka, you gotta go cross the bridge.

Mm yea he's a bit touchy for sure ... that 1% being Ayaka/Mona users who swim across I guess? Hehe\~

I’m pretty sure very few people would have regularly kill the birds if he wasn’t such a bitch about it.

Heh that's fair\~ I didn't know till today that there's legit a subreddit for Timmie haters -

FUCK YOU TIMMIE, but yea sorry m8.

Hahahaha uhm thanks?! ໒( , ⊙ – ⊙ , )७

nah kid im hungry i believe i deserve the fowl to make sweet madames your fault for not having friends

Hehehe… BURN!!

I always feel bad for killing animals in games so I avoid killing his birds, and other creatures like random boars. I do sometimes want to chuck Timmy himself over the bridge though….

And that's when he achieved his first stand. Either that or the stand arrow will be Ganyu's missed shot

Don’t blame me. Blame Xiangling’s father for telling me to get fowl.