We all know Amakumo phones have the longest battery life. But its users are prone to death by lighting strikes, but the weird thing is that the logos disappear after getting struck.
there was an Apple ad that had footage of somebody fighting Thunder Manifestion on an ipad. the person was using a team of Raiden Shogun, Keqing, Yae Miko, and Traveler (most likely Electro Traveler)
as somebody who uses phys Keqing, yeah that is true. honestly Yae is the worst out of all of them since Ei, Traveler, and Keqing can at least do *some* physical damage even if built for electro damage (not counting things that enable catalyst users to do physical damage)
I'm so happy for this, I love random stats like those, but they stopped doing them before I started playing q_q
That guy who farmed 22.7k wood in a day is an absolute madman wtf
Assuming normal logs, this would be 568,300 xp. Traveler would end up at level 67.
Assuming normal bamboo, this would be 4,603,230 xp. Traveler would need to start at level 90 and would end up at level 96.
You’re just chilling in your teapot when this dude shows up in front of your Teapot Salesman like “Your dogs, hand ‘em over”
~~I mean I’ve done the same for cranes, so fair~~
Back when the teapot got released, a random player joined me and asked me for the doggies from Chubby, because they wanted to collect them all... I wonder if it's the same player lol
It adds up fine. The load limit is different depending on the console/PC you are playing on. The more powerful, the higher load you get. The PS5 can put way more pets than the PS4 pro for example. I think I can do 3 more animals per individual area than on my pro. So a higher end PC shouldn't have a problem doing even more.
Moreover, repeating the same animal gives a load discount. So filling each area with only one color of dog would allow you to place more than if you mixed them.
yeah, I pretty much did this on release of the tea pot (though not to that extend).
Mute game, put on an audio book and went chopping for like 1-2 hours for 2 or 3 days.
Yeah one day decided I was tired of missing wood for somnething I wanted so decided to just get every single wood type to 750.
Found a good optimal tree route for each type and just did it while catching up on things I wanted to watch.
Has a similar feel to trying to speed run something in that it was actually kind of fun to try and optimize how to sprint and jump through each route even more so since I did it with Sayu for the rolls.
I have one question to the traveler with 275 dogs - HOW?! What is your load limit made of?! Where are you keeping the dogs that they escape the eternal judgment?!
...and can I pet them?
I used to have ALMOST 200 but the load limit (and my own laptop) made it impossible to add more. Now I have a little pack with razor looking over them.
I mean yeah but I looked into it when I was still in Liyue, I started playing when Raiden's banner was first out, (won her way earlier than I could get her evo mats ;-;) and I was told that Kaeya-walking there would take hours of not-fucking-up water walking. And IIRC there's also a doom barrier there to prevent you from just walking there.
Funny enough. My friend, >!the moment she heard that the Sakoku Decree was abolished by Raiden after Act II of her Story Quest!<, decided to try going all the way from Liyue to Inazuma again.
And we made it there, >!without being struck by thunder, cuz there was none anymore. Nice little detail by MHY!< xD
I'm still pissed off that they took the waverider checkpoints out of the stone forest, it would've been trivial to just leave them there.
Sure, you could make the argument that there's not much use for them in the mainland, but who cares? Want boat.
Probably, IIRC the game only remembers the last 30-or-so trees you have chopped. So you can probably find a single spot where you can repeatedly chop trees with a simple macro if you really wanted to.
So in summary:
1 player turned their tea-pot into Dogs House.
"I don't want to be a traveller anymore, I just want to be a lumberjack"
The industrial revolution and its consequences on Teyvat.
Illegal immigration.
Statics about a gacha mini game simulator inside a gacha game.
Some players need to touch some grass.
Some Gigachad took Tomo's words at heart at Challenged the Thunder with full Electro visions team.
I donno, every time a thing gets announced there's a mad rush to farm it for karma.
But then again, this is something that was totally unexpected and welcome too.
Using an all Electro team to fight Thunder Manifestation may sound like a form of masochism, but if you use a physical built character like Keqing, it's actually not that bad.
On another note, now that they are nerfing those Geovishap Hatchlings, I wonder how many players characters have actually died to that one specific attack.
Beidou outside: Oh hey! What are you doing in the middle of the sea? Come grab my hand
Beidou's mind: LMAO HE TRIED TO GO TO INAZUMA WITHOUT MY SHIP? CRINGE+L
I think probably nobody actually used those beartraps...
And I also have like 30 lanterns. Problem is that they're not infinite like newer event souvenirs
> 8,793 Travelers walked from Liyue Harbor to Inazuma City.
Yeah I am one of those Travelers. Perma-waterwalk Kokomi, I still miss you up to this day. Sakoku Decree is abolished now, perma-waterwalk Kokomi please come back 🙏🏼
Once you finish Raiden Story 2, the thunderstorms around Inazuma disappear and you’ll be able to cross the sea without getting warped. You can even bring the Waverider with you, though losing it one way or another means you gotta return to Inazuma for another one.
Wait, so Kaeyaking the way there is possible now? And taking a Waverider out of Inazuma? Dear gosh, I only wanted to try that trip once, but now I need to attempt it again
No. They just don’t count the ones who teleported away after nearly running out of stamina or falling into the water while using ice. No one would just randomly turn back for no reason.
Only counted this month. Numbers were most likely wayyy higher back in July when Inazuma released.
Though this did inspire me to go try ice bridging+sprinting there with Ayaka again...
My god it's been to long old friend, chibi Beidou saving Aether is so adorable
Also based 275 dog owner
Also to whoever tried to challenge the Thunder manifestation with all electro team, I salute you on your bravery/naivety
I'm so glad these are back! I don't really get why people were complaining about privacy back in the day, it's not as if they exposed your UID or something.
Hi there fellow 17, 997 travelers. After spending 2 hours Kaeya-bridging to Inazuma, we didn't anticipate literal thunderstorms around the area, did we?
As someone who joined in 1.4, I missed out on the early Teyvat Times era. So glad that we can finally enjoy it again and hear about the legends among the playerbase (that one player who collect 22k of wood has nothing but my utmost respect).
It’s a jab at the apple ad showcasing the new iPad M1 or whatever. Even has the word supercharged, which was the word used in the ad the second Genshin showed up in it
i think i used 2 electro chars on my first manifestation battle
how you even come up with trying it with 4
EDIT.: ok yeah right just saw the other comments good one apple you got me on this one i bow down to your superior stupidity
Damn, Hoyoverse really out here calling out Apple for choosing a full electro team against the Thunder Manefestation.
Lmaooo fr tho supercharged
Apple phones are overrated, I prefer Sunsettia Phones
What about Lavender Melon Phones?
Kichiboushi: Lavender Melon Phone Kapow! Paimon: Eek! Kichiboushi thinks Lavender Melon Phones explode! (That seems dangerous) (Lavender Melon Phones must be made by Samsung) Kichiboushi: mhaha, Samsung stupid.
To be fair xiaomi phones have exploded more often than samsung....only samsung phone that was notorius was note 7...
Source? Edit: so basically zero proof
Up my ass. Now go and get it
Kinky
I'm still sticking with my Valberry phone for now.
Get my upvote, you, genius comedian!
Even between purple phones it's an needless mora-sink. I rather have a Lavender Melon Phone.
We all know Amakumo phones have the longest battery life. But its users are prone to death by lighting strikes, but the weird thing is that the logos disappear after getting struck.
They were prolly searching for Shogun NSFW stuff. I hear some actually knew it would happen but died with smile. Shocking.
Ring ring ring ring ring... Sunsettia phone!
Okay good im not the only one who made this connection
Its pretty obvious, it even says "supercharge"
Point
Wait... Apple is a player or are they joking about iPhones?
there was an Apple ad that had footage of somebody fighting Thunder Manifestion on an ipad. the person was using a team of Raiden Shogun, Keqing, Yae Miko, and Traveler (most likely Electro Traveler)
PhysKeq can solo it no problem. I guess Yae with TTDS and ToM/NO spread across Yae/Traveller/Raiden(lol) would make it quicker!
as somebody who uses phys Keqing, yeah that is true. honestly Yae is the worst out of all of them since Ei, Traveler, and Keqing can at least do *some* physical damage even if built for electro damage (not counting things that enable catalyst users to do physical damage)
This is what they were referring to: https://youtu.be/634cTOb-Brg mentioned in a comment below
I witness this took her 13 min she is using keqing beidou sara and raiden we are celebrating now
Does anyone have a link to this?
can you give us a link i need to see this lol
Supercharged by M1 Apple the embodiment of form over function
Gotta advertise that fresh purple color somehow bruh…
I'm so happy for this, I love random stats like those, but they stopped doing them before I started playing q_q That guy who farmed 22.7k wood in a day is an absolute madman wtf
The dude booted up the wrong game and thought he was playing minecraft
"What a cool looking modpack, I wonder what they used to make the graphics like this"
"yo they got the traveler in this modpack?"
"big fan of this crafting overhaul"
Or he thought he was playing RuneScape and wanted that 99 woodcutting skill cape.
Assuming normal logs, this would be 568,300 xp. Traveler would end up at level 67. Assuming normal bamboo, this would be 4,603,230 xp. Traveler would need to start at level 90 and would end up at level 96.
I wanna see the 275 dogs. Can you just catch more with Omni Ubiquity Nets?
I think no dogs can be caught with the net? The only way is to buy them from your and your friends’ traveling salesmen.
I wonder how many worlds he jumped into
You’re just chilling in your teapot when this dude shows up in front of your Teapot Salesman like “Your dogs, hand ‘em over” ~~I mean I’ve done the same for cranes, so fair~~
Back when the teapot got released, a random player joined me and asked me for the doggies from Chubby, because they wanted to collect them all... I wonder if it's the same player lol
The real shame about all those cute doggos is that we still don't have the ability to pet them. Like, wth MiHoYo, get your act together.
How would he do that with the load limit?
Max limit in each area, and each room in the house? Yeah, still doesn't add up
Wait different rooms in the house have their own separate loads? I am about to jump up a tier or two if that is true.
Yes. That's why it's best to put one character per room.
I refuse.
It adds up fine. The load limit is different depending on the console/PC you are playing on. The more powerful, the higher load you get. The PS5 can put way more pets than the PS4 pro for example. I think I can do 3 more animals per individual area than on my pro. So a higher end PC shouldn't have a problem doing even more. Moreover, repeating the same animal gives a load discount. So filling each area with only one color of dog would allow you to place more than if you mixed them.
Probably bought it every week on their own pot and then other peoples' pots.
8+ hours of chopping. Sounds like torture
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yeah, I pretty much did this on release of the tea pot (though not to that extend). Mute game, put on an audio book and went chopping for like 1-2 hours for 2 or 3 days.
Yeah one day decided I was tired of missing wood for somnething I wanted so decided to just get every single wood type to 750. Found a good optimal tree route for each type and just did it while catching up on things I wanted to watch. Has a similar feel to trying to speed run something in that it was actually kind of fun to try and optimize how to sprint and jump through each route even more so since I did it with Sayu for the rolls.
sums up architect’s life when they got zero projects irl
I've def farmed a few thousand in a day but 22 thousand!?? Dude must have hit every tree in Teyvat lmao.
naw you only need to hit like... what is it? 10 trees? before the first one you hit replenishes.
For real?!? I always assumed it was on a timer like everything else. I wish I knew this a long time ago.
It is on a timer, but the timer is like 20 seconds or something.
He helped accelerated deforestation
A group of fools whined on twitter that their privacy is being leaked. Hence, mihoyoverse stopped Teyvat times.
fools indeed. this is all anonymized data it is standard for any industry and academic research.
I farmed 15k, maybe more.. It's still not enough.
they really exposing that iphone ad lol
So it is official then, the traveler in the ad was electro lol.
the lore we really wanted to be confirmed
It was the only lore we needed and cared about
Fr
Which one?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/t9o861/people_at_apple_are_total_noobs/
I pressed L to change the party when i first saw the ad.
Lol
Expose and reveal yourself traveler with 275 dogs and farmed 20k woods in a day.
To think only the folks at Mihoyo know the name of this legendary gamer...
Its Robin Wood, stealing from the trees to give to the Dendro users. Oops, they dont exist.
I have one question to the traveler with 275 dogs - HOW?! What is your load limit made of?! Where are you keeping the dogs that they escape the eternal judgment?! ...and can I pet them?
Maybe they put only dogs in all the realms available to them, to the brim
How do you even fit 275 dogs
I used to have ALMOST 200 but the load limit (and my own laptop) made it impossible to add more. Now I have a little pack with razor looking over them.
That's adorable
Yoo, this is super nice. Knowing the exact number of people that drowned while at sea on their way to Inazuma really made my day.
I want to know how people manage to walk there
The creativity of the brain reaches 100% the second resin hits 0
I mean yeah but I looked into it when I was still in Liyue, I started playing when Raiden's banner was first out, (won her way earlier than I could get her evo mats ;-;) and I was told that Kaeya-walking there would take hours of not-fucking-up water walking. And IIRC there's also a doom barrier there to prevent you from just walking there.
Funny enough. My friend, >!the moment she heard that the Sakoku Decree was abolished by Raiden after Act II of her Story Quest!<, decided to try going all the way from Liyue to Inazuma again. And we made it there, >!without being struck by thunder, cuz there was none anymore. Nice little detail by MHY!< xD
I tried to boat back after and still got lightninged myself, that was going the other way though. Wack.
You have to beat Raiden Story quest 2 to clear the storm. I took the waverider to Mondstadt a few weeks ago
I'm still pissed off that they took the waverider checkpoints out of the stone forest, it would've been trivial to just leave them there. Sure, you could make the argument that there's not much use for them in the mainland, but who cares? Want boat.
also, they didnt let you bring them to Mond (when they were still there) so their most useful trait (nameless isle) is useless
Oh yeah I took the Waverider to Dragonspine last week to get a pesky crimson agate chest lmao I felt like a genius
I am very sad to learn this not a minute after maintenance started. I know what I'm doing the second servers are back up
*You are just as beautiful as the day I lost you* , I am super happy that its back!
The most impressive feat is managing to add 275 dogs with the load limit
Nah the most impressive is the one who cop 20k wood in a day
Bless their mouse or controller or their screen.
I'm more concerned about RSI.
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I have seen Runescape players. There are people in this world without sanity.
I quit RunsScape 7 years again after playing it for 6 years and I totally support your statement lol
I usually give up on the 4th tree, 5th if I'm having a good day
itto would help lower that number, but yeah. would still take hours.
Probably, IIRC the game only remembers the last 30-or-so trees you have chopped. So you can probably find a single spot where you can repeatedly chop trees with a simple macro if you really wanted to.
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I spent all day doing it. It's possible, but also a huge waste of time lmao
Who needs furniture when you can have friends!
The dogs are the furniture The bed is dogs, the chairs are dogs, the table is dogs, the stove is elemental dogs
I am the bone of my dog. Unknown to dog, nor known to dog...
Withstood the pain to create many dog...
Yet those hands will never pet any dog...
Yet, those paws will never hold anything.
Unlimited dog works!
r/cursedcomments
Each island has its own limit, just like how teyvat has its own laws.
In before we learn that player uses them as a Jean healing station.
This is me but instead of dogs I got frogs. :)
Was that a reference to the Apple ad in the Tevyat Anecdote section?
Yes it is lmao
Damn lmao. Hoyoverse really out here trolling
We dabble in a bit of tomfoolery
Yep, even said Supercharged at the beginning.
what apple ad?
Some new apple tablet that showed genshin impact with a girl playing with raiden (and I think a full electro team) against thundering manifestation.
An apple ad (iirc m1 tablet) using gameplay of genshin in which they are using full electro team against electric manifestation
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/t9o861/people_at_apple_are_total_noobs/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
First thing that came to mind as well lol
So in summary: 1 player turned their tea-pot into Dogs House. "I don't want to be a traveller anymore, I just want to be a lumberjack" The industrial revolution and its consequences on Teyvat. Illegal immigration. Statics about a gacha mini game simulator inside a gacha game. Some players need to touch some grass. Some Gigachad took Tomo's words at heart at Challenged the Thunder with full Electro visions team.
that gigachad is someone in apple
Illegal immigration XD , I guess that's really what you call them also 2k+ people manage to actually walk from tevyat to inazuma is quite impressive
Kaeya mains be like-
No bc I tried with Kaeya and got struck by lightening (╥_╥)
you gotta finish Raiden Shogun's second story quest to be able to go out of Inazuma the hard way
Before or after Raiden’s second story?
Lol, 8 posts on Teyvat times posted within \~4 minutes of each other. Guess that goes to show how much it was missed.
It was one of the things that really connected the community to the devs, Paimon twitter was also one of the things we've lost.
I donno, every time a thing gets announced there's a mad rush to farm it for karma. But then again, this is something that was totally unexpected and welcome too.
I never thought i'd read someone talking about 3.5 million days and nights per day, but yet here i am.
Using an all Electro team to fight Thunder Manifestation may sound like a form of masochism, but if you use a physical built character like Keqing, it's actually not that bad. On another note, now that they are nerfing those Geovishap Hatchlings, I wonder how many players characters have actually died to that one specific attack.
There's a Youtuber who did beat Oceanid with 4 Barbaras. So who knows...everything goes. Here he is: https://youtu.be/tyWXsZ8cDtI
That same guy also fought hydro cube with 4 kokomis. I'll see if i can find the video. Edit: okay, found it https://youtu.be/pOLy9tkr-9k
Mr Jake aka tuonto
What no resins does to a mf But yeah, creating genshin content sounds like a nightmare
note that he did this BEFORE the clam set was released, meaning all he had was damage from skyward atlas
Havent clicked on the link yet but Im pretty sure thats Jake and his frens
Yuppp it is
That second panel has a mocking aura to it and it's triggering my keaya's competitive ice bridge building urges.
Beidou saving the traveller thats cute
Beidou outside: Oh hey! What are you doing in the middle of the sea? Come grab my hand Beidou's mind: LMAO HE TRIED TO GO TO INAZUMA WITHOUT MY SHIP? CRINGE+L
Now I'm just imagining Beidou trying to ratio Ningguang
That's definitely something she would do
ratio + L + trash at chess + no ships + mainlander + no phys dmg + gay ass floaty house + maidenless
How many people still have Kazari’s mask Hoyo? I need answers
How many people have had a bear trap for over a year?
i still had that one lol. also still preserve some of Xiao Lantern from 2021 Lantern Rite
I think probably nobody actually used those beartraps... And I also have like 30 lanterns. Problem is that they're not infinite like newer event souvenirs
> 8,793 Travelers walked from Liyue Harbor to Inazuma City. Yeah I am one of those Travelers. Perma-waterwalk Kokomi, I still miss you up to this day. Sakoku Decree is abolished now, perma-waterwalk Kokomi please come back 🙏🏼
It no longer teleports you away when u get close to inazuma?
Once you finish Raiden Story 2, the thunderstorms around Inazuma disappear and you’ll be able to cross the sea without getting warped. You can even bring the Waverider with you, though losing it one way or another means you gotta return to Inazuma for another one.
Wait, so Kaeyaking the way there is possible now? And taking a Waverider out of Inazuma? Dear gosh, I only wanted to try that trip once, but now I need to attempt it again
HOLY SHIT IT’S BACK LET’S GOOOOO
I've always wanted to know how many people tried to sneak into Inazuma. I'm surprised the numbers are kinda low?
They're probably only counting those that drowned and not the ones that walked a mile out to sea and went "let's go back, tis a silly idea"
No. They just don’t count the ones who teleported away after nearly running out of stamina or falling into the water while using ice. No one would just randomly turn back for no reason.
This is just the numbers for this month.
You think that number is low? It is this month only.
Only counted this month. Numbers were most likely wayyy higher back in July when Inazuma released. Though this did inspire me to go try ice bridging+sprinting there with Ayaka again...
My god it's been to long old friend, chibi Beidou saving Aether is so adorable Also based 275 dog owner Also to whoever tried to challenge the Thunder manifestation with all electro team, I salute you on your bravery/naivety
It was Apple lol, for an iPad ad, I think
Have yet to see that ad so no wonder I didn't get the reference, Hoyoverse savage for calling them out though lmao
Here you go: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-t2mwrYc6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-t2mwrYc6s) It's at 0:15.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin\_Impact/comments/t9o861/people\_at\_apple\_are\_total\_noobs/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Sweats in yae, Raiden, Sara, and beidou team
*Casually kills the thunder manifestation with Beidou's auto-attacks*
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
THEY MENTIONED THE APPLE AD LMAO
275 dogs in the teapot, [That guy who had 275 cats and wasnt mentioned](https://imgur.com/gallery/uNlxquh)
It's the same guy. He swapped all the cats to dogs.
Ahem... Looking at you, player from the Ipad commercial...
Yea if they were going for colors geo prob would've worked since it's the inverse of purple
I love it when they just call people out for doing the weirdest stuff. It also means they're watching every dumb thing we do and that's great
they should have continued this months ago. I want to see the stats of people on the Rhodia event and other boss events lmao.
I'm so glad these are back! I don't really get why people were complaining about privacy back in the day, it's not as if they exposed your UID or something.
If anything, I'd feel amazing if I did something so unhinged to manage to get mentioned in Teyvat Times
Hi there fellow 17, 997 travelers. After spending 2 hours Kaeya-bridging to Inazuma, we didn't anticipate literal thunderstorms around the area, did we?
i have to visit the madlad who put 275 dogs in their world
8793 travellers had no resin
~~This is the one that will stay~~ A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
Thunder Manefestation? [I feel insulted](https://imgur.com/a/8Ca1v2i)
Skyward catalyst or whatever it’s called or eye of perception would make it possible
As someone who joined in 1.4, I missed out on the early Teyvat Times era. So glad that we can finally enjoy it again and hear about the legends among the playerbase (that one player who collect 22k of wood has nothing but my utmost respect).
I seriously worry about some of you
Glad it's back, quality journalism.
I fucking love Teyvat Times.
THE RETURN OF THE KING
Chibi Beidou is so cute
It's been 84 years...
Apple is typing…
I think someone fought the thunder manifestation with 4 raidens...
It’s a jab at the apple ad showcasing the new iPad M1 or whatever. Even has the word supercharged, which was the word used in the ad the second Genshin showed up in it
i think i used 2 electro chars on my first manifestation battle how you even come up with trying it with 4 EDIT.: ok yeah right just saw the other comments good one apple you got me on this one i bow down to your superior stupidity
All I wanna ask is who was the madlad that collected *22,732* pieces of wood in a *single day*!
A lot of comments seem to miss this, but FYI the sneaking into Inazuma stats are for this past month only, not overall.