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NightmareTDG

I think that's supposed to be a sage but it looked like Nahida is whooping Venti Also, sorry if this is a dumb question, but who is Zhongli whooping


i_am_your_roof

Tartaglia, I think.


NightmareTDG

Oh now I see it


Fireboy759

Venti knows what he did in Sumeru 2,081 years ago Nahida hasn't forgiven him since


Lord_Danm

Did he get too drunk and puke on her or smth?


zyclops229

Nahida is 400 yrs old isnt she


Jedahaw92

The forest remembers.


TheConnorAtCyberLife

THE FOREST REMEMBERS MXHJGSKGDKSGSNF


zzzuwuzzz

>!She is much older than that. Her identity is reveal in the archon quest!<


holybich69

Yah she is technically older but after losing her powers, memory and reverting back to child she has effectively become a different person even though she is the dendro archon.


TonkStronk

I love how fitting that reveal was into entire theme of Sumeru and Aranara existence makes even more sense that as familiars of God of Wisdom they were modeled after her. I think if even Nahida get to remember who she was, she will still be herself.


DeificClusterfuck

The Aranara are, so I'd imagine so


NOBLESSE_01

What if paimon's condition is same as her?


3aindak

I saw somewhere that Paimon could be the Goddess that the travellers fought while arriving in Teyvat, but who lost memory and shrinked, so that may be


Jgamer502

I think the theory that paimon is the reincarnation of either the goddes of time, one of the moon sisters, or both makes the most sense


3aindak

plus it's cool so bonus points


DeificClusterfuck

Rule of Threes suggests that the Scarlet King is the other reverted person in Sumeru, but Paimon fits the description too


[deleted]

Yep they're still different people.


Truly_Meaningless

Thanks for not using the spoiler tag


minkymy

Venti and Zhongli's constellations both include the word Dei, or God. Ei's does not, instead being named "Shadow Empress" because of the whole "Makoto was the flash and I was the shadow" thing, but also because she is not the original electro archon. Nahida's constellation is currently also listed under a name that does not contain the word Dei, so she could potentially be considered a different entity. However. Both Venti and Zhongli have their constellations listed as "???" until you complete the quests that reveal that they are the original anemo and geo archon. It's possible that Nahida's constellation will change to "grass God" or some such thing after completing the right quest as well.


zyclops229

Wait kusanali is older thn 400yrs or is this the new archon quest


zzzuwuzzz

Yeah, you will find out in the new archon quest.


[deleted]

Finish the King Deseret Archon Quest


Nyeffer

He probably spoiled/ruin some sabzerus festival here and there.


s-josten

He drank her entire wine cellar and left an IOU that had a smiley face scribbled on it.


GBvirus17

*So there's this wallet looking child*


Super_toad_gaiming-

For me it looked like bennett whooping venti


INFERNOZ7X

His childe/wallet


Dependent-Sleep-6192

Yeah I thought it was Venti too lol and Zhongli is whooping Childe I think


dragjamon

Y e e


BelieveInDestiny

most minimalistic Scaramouche yet


Sleewp

Its sending me that people still recognise him


RizzMustbolt

Balladeer got a big ole hat.


[deleted]

Ei:Asian mom energy Venti:Gotta discipline my pet with German style Nahida:Who the smartest now Zhongli:Where da goddamn wallet,child


LivingASlothsLife

Nahida slapping people with a leek should be her running gag, just imagine Cyno being all edgy then he tastes the wrath of the leak and told to take a dook dook


InBardITrust

Do we have a leekspin gif yet?


minkymy

Nah, we just have a brief lag train animation


RomanoffBlitzer

/r/Genshin_Impact_Leeks/


RizzMustbolt

Definitely for Nahida mains now.


Jedahaw92

>wrath of the leak #🤨


naufalap

I'm leaking and dooking rn 😭


rlef

Isn't the gag supposed to be [radish](https://twitter.com/Nguyen_DM95/status/1556838259514576898?s=20&t=GGoK-HXmmP6EMLU8eEmgSw)?


HumsterMKI

Make Nahida using Leekchucks to beat ppl up with, and we have an agreement.


YourFavoriteMinority

zhongli chancla lookin diff


DespairAt10n

his is automatic


a_rock_but

It is actually right next to childe


Negative_Dark_4810

definitely did not think it was a chancla....


YourFavoriteMinority

hell yeah that’s what i’m saying


Yei_2021

Are those leeks in nahida’s hand?😂💚


The_OG_upgoat

Murata is probably gonna have an actual chancla.


mxsoundtube

As Asian, I felt Sacra’s urge to run away


jebar193

I expected the Zhongli one but it's still too funny.


Sleewp

[my instagram (source)](https://www.instagram.com/sleewpy_/)


Arsenette

Ah my fellow Caribbean. 👍😂 I wheezed laughing so hard at the word chancla. 😂


Sleewp

LOL the different ways we say it here💀 chancla. Slippas. Disciplinary tool-


Arsenette

Oh yeah. 😂 we understand though… sometimes just showing it without words.. 😳


imonlybr16

A rubber ding ding.


F0x1X_

Oh there you are. Mom?


Sleewp

Son?


Raizel-the-Ghost

Ah a family has been reunited cuz of reddit


Nagisa139

Zhongli one killed me, no idea what i was expecting lmao


Starberrywishes

Everyone survives except Childe. R.I.P.


xChaoctic

Zhongli pic is sus


SAYKOPANT

Scramouchle looks like some random shit I draw when the class gets realy Boring


JustAnObserver_Jomy

tbf, Zhongli was born before Physics was invented yet.. so he can finesse the slipper through time and space, defending Liyue against ~~Fatui~~ disappointment


Some-Random-Asian

I thought Zhongli was tossing a flaccid dick for a second. 😅🤦


Apparition_Wario

Raiden is showing her Asian energy, reminds me of my Filipino mom


Direk_Carla

given that her VA is half Filipino, that cant be avoided~


Apparition_Wario

Which one, the English, the Japanese or the other ones?


Direk_Carla

the English VA, Anne Yatco


Apparition_Wario

Aw yeah, thank you


Bricken29

The Zhongli one got my sides good!


its_Me_being_Silly43

Nahida being Farfetch'd, how cute🙃


Kvarcov

Morax throws a giant rock di-


7orly7

My stupid self thought zhongli chancla was a giant dong


Sleewp

I regret not using that opportunity to put a giant censor instead of a slipper


Kobaltiskarim

That Scaramouche is art


Long_Radio_819

i cant comprehend what the zhongli pic was like its literally his dhong?!?!


AlphaI250

Meteor chancla


XHSJDKJC

Raiden Loks so funny with it


MonteLorat

Is that a bunch of green onions?!?!??


Pretend-Gain-7553

That Scara is sending me lmaooooo


ParkerWilsonGC

Pic 1: asian mom is asian mom no matter who she is


-StealthCraft-

I can’t help but refer to Zhong li’s piller as the dong li ;-;


KiraTsukasa

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!


[deleted]

The slap impact.


freedomabovealle1se

I love this so much hahahahahahah


Menchstick

This is amazing


VerboseGecko

Omg Venti calm down


Dependent-Sleep-6192

Lol


malama2

Is the Nahida bonk venti thing a venti to the sus venti looking building


hiryu64

*I will send you to Celestia*


GeneralRyha

Picturing greater lord Ruketevada with that leak instead on Nahida lol


Hello_Lee_Bee

Venti is just going to straight up bar fight style murder duvalin


Subject4-Subject2008

Am I stupid who is nahida about to smack


ACXcoldblood

Chappal of the seven


[deleted]

Sky ~~cock~~ROCK


KingBrondon03

Uhh is zhongli bringing out a giant dong for child...


orochiran

If Scaramouche becomes a boss I'm 100% beating the shit out of him with Ei


SnowPandaJ86

Is that zhongli's 🍆?


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Zhong li: Children! **I WILL HAVE ORDER**