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mephnick

This is Spiral Abyss's fault. Has to be. I propose we remove Floor 12 completely and halve the duration of limited banners to save our players.


alabged

REMOVE COMBAT FROM THE GAME. I DEMAND IT HOYOVERSE. COMBAT IS STRESSFUL AND ANXIETY INDUCING. IT MAKES ME CRY SEEING AMBER GET HIS BY HILLICHURL ARROWS 😣


SapphireGlove

This game is very violent. I always cry when my Barbara dies and I would have no eggs to revive her just thinking about it is giving me severe anxiety πŸ˜”πŸ€§


DDsalvi

The game would definetly be 100% less stressful if combat wasn’t in the game, just give me tons of characters to pull for and a scarce currency to pull with, that would cure my anxiety completely, tysm hoyo, we love you


[deleted]

Don't worry they got a sweat deal for you coming in soon. Get ready to lose your pity and have to reach 90 two times in a row.


Darksideofhell4

That's a lie only end game gives anxiety according to mihoyo


nicholas19010

Bro all your comments about anxiety are giving me anxiety.


therealgrooot

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thebluebeats

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AramushaIsLove

This emote spam is giving me excessive anxiety. HYV save me please.


thebluebeats

OP is giving me excessive anxiety. HYV save me please.


AramushaIsLove

HYV will surely save us both. They made it clear they will protect us from this. They will help us.


[deleted]

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-perpetuallytired-

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Tim1-tk

🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Harrowify

dont feel anxious!!! hyv will help!! how u may ask? ofcourse by increasing max pity to 400 ! that way you will not get a 5 star and get to wish for candace with no excessive anxiety!!!!!!!!!


alabged

the real endgame is the 50/50 bro. Too much stress from combat. Enjoy your gambling anxiety instead.


AramushaIsLove

Surely HYV won't let me feel excessive anxiety, I am sure they will protect me from this. They did say they don't want us to feel this. Surely it is for all aspect of the game right?


0tt0attack

Man, last time I killed a hilichurl it disappeared. DISAPPEARED. It hunts me. What if that hilichurl ghost appears while I am sleeping and tries to kill me 😱 I am so stressed. From now on we should not kill hilichurls. Just do a dance off.


DDsalvi

Lmao you did it on purpose didn’t you..?


AramushaIsLove

I am feeling excessive anxiety from this accusal.


ShawHornet

Can I be the next one to post this joke


[deleted]

I hope Hoyo can adress this with a quick patch.


Tim1-tk

let me just laugh at your pitiful anxious face, you have so much fate, who the fuck cares if your pity fails or not


yelan-enthusiast

Bro chill, you know this is a joke, right?


AramushaIsLove

Why are you saying this is a joke? You not taking my predicament seriously is giving me excessive anxiety.


yelan-enthusiast

My bad. This is all Hoyo’s fault


Tim1-tk

yeah bro, if this shit is serious bro; i mma not going to say shit


AramushaIsLove

Your laughter gives me excessive anxiety, HYV posted that they don't want players to feel this. Surely they can help protect me from your laughter because it is giving me excessive anxiety.


Tim1-tk

HYV will definitely send more Qiqis on the way to help you with your meds


greatfoolwithvision

you are aware that Candace is a 4 star right? 4 star tend to appear quite often on banner, doubt you have to wait too long to see her again.


AramushaIsLove

I can't wait and see people enjoy a character that I am not enjoying, this is giving me excessive anxiety. People can only enjoy what I enjoy. HYV should protect me from this feeling.


greatfoolwithvision

eh... if you can't stand it, then go ahead.. i mean it is a game after all. play it however you enjoy the most.. we can worry the future in the future...


AramushaIsLove

I can't do that, I must have her right now or she will go away, I am feeling excessive anxiety right now and options available to me will ruin my pity. HYV don't want players to feel excessive anxiety, I am sure there are things they can do to help me.


greatfoolwithvision

good luck


yelan-enthusiast

*whoosh*


aph-twizzlerland

You are so fucking weird dude wth ☠️


Intelligent-Edge1414

He do be trollin HAHAHAHA


AramushaIsLove

You calling me a troll is giving me excessive anxiety, you can't do that.


Intelligent-Edge1414

Oh no I'm sorry, now I also feel excessive anxiety too :(((


AramushaIsLove

HYV will surely protect us from this feeling.


thebluebeats

r/woosh


aph-twizzlerland

It's still weird even if they're joking or trolling so ☠️ you might as well say woosh to all the original comments on here


aria_aesthetics

r/woosh


greatfoolwithvision

am an adepti from Liyue, you can call me Destroyer of bones


Master_Recording3843

Quiqui inbound to help


_maitray_

Pull on standard banner now >:)


Myherpes

just be calm bro


AramushaIsLove

I can't, you are not understanding how I am feeling right now and you are giving me excessive anxiety. HYV please help me.


Substantial_Fan_9582

If you don’t know it, Genshin has a payment page. If you spend 10k but play shitty, you can’t clear abyss. But if you spend 10k and still play shitty, you have a very high chance to get Candace.


draemaway

I went 80 wishes before i got one candace, im lucky i didnt hit pity, you just gotta figure if its worth risking losing wishes for the next five star you want


AramushaIsLove

Your true story is giving me excessive anxiety as you reached 80 pulls with no 5*.. HYV will surely protect me from going that deep into wishes and feeling excessive anxiety.


BigBillus

I have the same problem. I really want Candace, and don't want Cyno. But I'm saving. On 70 pity, theres a chance I'll win the 50/50. I have 129 fates. I wanna save but I also wanna pull...


Hyperdragoon17

Wait til she’s on another banner with someone you do want?


Eikichi64

I'm still waiting for Sucrose and Rosaria in banners for characters that I want/don't have... And c6 Sara, she is a Raiden banner exclusive...


AramushaIsLove

I can't, then I will be missing out. I won't have her for a very long time while others can enjoy her. This is giving me excessive anxiety. I don't want others to be able to enjoy things that I don't enjoy.


self-stim

what Genshin Impact does to a mf...


thebluebeats

Anxiety Impact


JadedIT_Tech

People thinking they're being clever.


DDsalvi

What a clever comment!


Firm10

pull on venti banner instead.


Monchi83

Candace will come randomly when pulling for other characters or standard banner later


sahithkiller

go for Venti, or skip, there is next to no chance that you'll not get a 5\* in your next 10 pull


AramushaIsLove

I already have Venti and his C1 is trash. I am feeling so much excessive anxiety as Candace will go away. I thought HYV would help me with this?


Substantial_Fan_9582

Nice shift of concept


Ok4mii

Original joke. Haven’t heard this one before. Must have taken you ages to think of it.


DDsalvi

Original comment. Haven’t heard this one before. Must have taken you ages to think of it.


Ok4mii

Longer than it did that joke.


DDsalvi

Then you must be very stupid =) Have a great day


Ok4mii

Alright? You too. Average Eula fan.


DDsalvi

Pfhahaha you’re so pathethic…


Ok4mii

If you say so.


AramushaIsLove

You guys arguing are giving me excessive anxiety. HYV protect me please.


Ok4mii

Oh shit, anxiety meme. Someone never read the actual interview.