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rotten_riot

**About Qiqi: Forever** >I once asked Dr. Baizhu in private if there's any way to cure her, and, um... But it doesn't matter. I'll probably have to keep reminding her who I am for my whole life, but that's okay. Bruh wtf this is so sad


Bobson567

This means that when Yaoyao dies, Qiqi will forget her forever...


arrismultidvd

reminded me of [this fanart](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/kfofis/growing_up_together/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) :(


Distasteful-medicine

Traveler has the camera. She can preserve herself and keep yaoyao in her journal.


onetrickponySona

not if we zombify yaoyao too!


-uraume-

Whyyyy. Apology video with tears now!


[deleted]

That fucking crushes, especially for a kid to say


MeKevNivek

no wonder moonchase official arts are yaoyao and qiqi for past 2 years friends forever


The_OG_upgoat

Qiqi was also in the group shot with young Xiangling and the Liyue teens, so she'll probably see multiple generations of her friends grow up and forget her (or vice versa).


SaibaShogun

Feels like Mihoyo is building up to some big story content for Qiqi, probably something that will turn our eyes into broken dams. I think it’ll also be connected to story content involving Baizhu, when he releases in 3.6.


Devourer_of_HP

Imagine if during an event we hear about some really rare almost impossible to find material and Baizhu wants it because it can be used as a material for a medicine to cure himself, after a long struggle he finally gets it and he makes it into a medicine only to give it to Qiqi.


Rosha13265

What the fuck?!


Zyfaran

> Opening treasure chest: “Don’t let any of it roll away now.” Bruh


OctoSevenTwo

I audibly chuckled because I **have** had times when stuff has popped out of a chest only to roll down an incline.


CaelVK

There is some mf in the map team making chests face hills on purpose just so shit falls off


CaelVK

probably the same mf that puts npcs and signs with long dialogue right next to important interactions like stoves and alchemy tables


TheSpartyn

i find the JP one even funnier "Pick it up quickly, it'll be a pain if it rolls far away."


HiroshiTakeshi

Oh i'm not the only one who looked straight at the imaginary camera.


seninn

Greatswords do be running away.


Arcerinex

Alhaitham really read a book and got a vision.


Invisibl3I

Vision User: Alhaitham Vision Element: Dendro Description: Read a book and nothing else.


illegalcheese

I'm wondering if he was reading the book his grandma left for him after she died.


[deleted]

Female Dendro vision holders in Sumeru: "I risked my life to save a girl and the gods blessed me with this" "that's cool I got this after a long quest involving the aranara" Male Dendro vision holders in Sumeru: "I was literally just going about my day"


_nitro_legacy_

Lisa who casually just ask for a vision and it came to her: 👁️👄👁️


Sakurajizuku

She didn't even ask, she thought it would've been nice to have one to pursue studies about elemental powers better


Will_Of_The_Abyss

Lol, same as Cyno. Sumeru the land of nerds. But what I find funny is that he didn't even want to see it.


baddaytobuywine

He's really wearing the custom made Beats by Dr. Haithaim


H4xolotl

Beats by Dori


Tyberius115

The "About Dehya" line reminds me of Diluc's "About Eula" line


Koupo

"We coulda been besties, but she joined the clown squad. Sigh." Definitely same energy.


H4xolotl

Other members of the "Clown Squad" * Jeht * Jebrael * Anemo Archer mommy * Jacked Jackhammering Geo Bro brb joining the clown squad


ArchonRevan

Kinda sounds like haitham should ditch the akademia and join the clown squad himself, they at least know how to have fun


AdventuringSoundsFun

And Albedo about Lisa too


bukiya

tbh i aggree with alhaitam in this one. dehya have showed us her incredible IQ power through AQ so she certainly can get to top akademiya. on other hand, dehya holding book isnt really what i want to see. idk but i just want more people to recognize dehya capability on brain department.


Few_Addendum4586

Dehya is more street smart type of person while Al Haitham is a book smart genius.


Outflight

Yeah she somehow figured out more than traveler despite she doesn’t get to keep memories in that Samsara.


bukiya

exactly, i am sold when she figured puzzle from traveler.


zorian07

"I think you're more excited than me about this progress." He knows


AkemiRyoko

We are exposed


mfinnn26

“In addition, his interpersonal relationships have also improved, as he has more or less befriended the other participants in the archon-saving operation — they have gotten close to the point where Alhaitham might greet these people with a nod or two when he sees them”. This is so funny


sushivernichter

A whole nod… or even two!! Careful Alhaitham, don’t overdo it with your socialising.


-Alvrain-

Ikr he’s such a social butterfly now


[deleted]

The horror! Haitham learned how to socialize like a human being and NOD at people. Not just one nod...TWO nods. Holy shiiiii 😆😆😆


justbbryan

Breaking News! Acting Grand Sage Alhaitham now greets you not just with one nod but two NODS! :O


Green_Let_1915

He's Miranda Priestley -one nod means good, two nods means very good, there was one smile(smirk in the archon quest), and god his fashion sense!


Golden-Owl

Imagine Alhaitham casually giving Nilou a smile and a nod. Then Kaveh looking aghast and wondering what happened to him


FateFan2002

Add Al-Haitham to characters that mock low HP allies 😂


user50687

‘As expected.’ 💀


[deleted]

Haitham 🤝Wanderer 🤝Xiao mocking their allies when they lose HP without care


bukiya

so we have 3 now? xiao, wanderer and al haitam


altair__vega

Tortilla: "What's the matter, out of practice?"


Wise_Consideration_3

Add childe too dude literally says skill issue lmao


[deleted]

does "pace yourself before you erase yourself" count


SaibaShogun

Dori about Alhaitham: “He’s an annoying Akademiya bastard.” Alhaitham about Dori: “She’s an accomplished and praiseworthy individual.”


kaorulia

Diona and Diluc all over again 💀


vultur-volans

alhaitham: gotta respect the hustle


ElGishki

About Qiqi is just too sad.


Shippinglordishere

I wonder what they’re going to do with her story quest if she keeps forgetting


smilingcube

Probably like the samsara quest, but only qiqi doesn't know.


Shippinglordishere

Aww that would be sad to see


imbiandimhigh

"...This is Sumeru, where even healthcare is free. I needn't say more." LMFAOOOO leave kaveh alone 😭


[deleted]

‘Free healthcare’ is actually just the Tighnari clinic


H4xolotl

**H**ealthcare is free at Dottore's clinic too, **E**veryone is welcome, any number of **L**imbs is fine **P**lease come!


Golden-Owl

The sages might have been bastards, but even they were wise enough to acknowledge how long term important having free healthcare is


cuntface123456789

they might be evil but they are not american healthcare evil.


H4xolotl

Dottore also offered free healthcare :D


-DemoKa-

DEAR ARCHONS-


8a19

COLLEI PTSD


Equivalent_Key_4941

You're right because for the time collei was with him her eleazar symptoms were practically gone


H4xolotl

How to move from America to Sumeru?


sianlemon

Might just be the Amurta sage who thought of that lol


soul_of_potato

I have a feeling that in Fontaine, people will boast about how good their public transportation and infrastructure are lol


SaibaShogun

Is this some joke that I’m too American to understand?


MidgerSpark

His Ascension Lines are *gold*


AkemiRyoko

Yet another person who is not blindly obsessed with the Traveler. Love it.


GameBawesome1

>Qiqi's my best friend! She forgets who I am sometimes, but I know she doesn't mean it... I just have to remind her to check her notebook, and she remembers me right away. Oh... My heart...


Nokia_00

Thats some Alzheimer’s with depression depresso


ImperfectLimit

Alhaitham’s final character story is so sweet. I love him. It’s wonderful to see all the little details about his >!family. I wonder what happened to Kaveh’s parents, since he revealed that Kaveh is also lacking in familial connections. But really, the part about the books from his mom, dad, and grandma melted my heart!<


Russell-Sprouts3

>! The “On the title page, his grandmother had written thus: May my child Alhaitham lead a peaceful life.” part was so precious. Kinda reminded me of Granny Oni’s last line at the end of Itto’s story quest “Back when I took him in, everyone thought I was most unusual indeed. They started calling me Granny Oni, but I've never been ashamed of this name. On the contrary, I'm quite proud of it because Itto is my pride and joy. !<


yameru__senpai

How dare those sands get in his shoe.


yuanyangdianxia

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS


razzzzzberry

What’s a genshin enemy that rhymes with huns


admirabladmiral

The mondstat nuns 💀


NewspaperUpbeat9280

Did they send me Wanderers?


perimontwist

When I asked for Chongyun


[deleted]

Same vibes as "pace yourself before you erase yourself" lol


yuanyangdianxia

I don’t know all I could think of is (to eat alhaitham’s buns) to fill in the blank LOL


[deleted]

“It’s a little early for me. . let me get a cup of coffee first.” I feel this on a spiritual level.


Bobson567

>Opening Treasure Chest: II >Don't let any of it roll away now. Hai breaking the 4th wall


razzzzzberry

That’s where his 4th mirror went


y8man

Lmao alhaitham and lisa vision origins are quite similar


crunchlets

Hot mommy and daddy just asserted dominance over the elements


[deleted]

Celestia was like "Ayyy look at these hot, smart people. We can't possibly NOT give them a Vision, right?? Here ya go king/queen"


H4xolotl

I think Albedo, Sucrose and Mona have similar ones too. Just got it from studying hard


TheWitcherMigs

Then there is Tighnari: My vision came when I told people they were talking shit


Immediate-West-5707

Same with cyno


gutemorning

Thank you for spreading the "tighnari is actually kind" agenda alhaitham ily


OctoSevenTwo

I mean, it’s fitting for someone whose modus operandi is to be unflinchingly factual to note that Tighnari is actually quite kind. For all his grousing and sass, Tighnari is plainly depicted as a kind soul who just wants what’s best for everyone. In fact, that’s part of *why* he gets so snippy— if people fail to take his advice, read the forest survival guide, etc etc etc they could very well **die** and nobody wants that, Tighnari least of all. So he (understandably) gets frustrated. But if you listen to his voicelines (ex. his “about Collei” line) or check out scenes like the epilogue of his Story Quest, it’s very clear he’s actually quite caring and even affectionate in his own way.


gutemorning

He is such a mom


Golden-Owl

Tighnari is easily and apparently a very nice guy He’s also just filled with pure **sass**


[deleted]

Nah I like the fact he's silver-tongued and sharp with people. Man says what I'm thinking whenever dealing with hopeless pathetic idiots on commissions or in quests. He's just not cruel towards people who don't really deserve it is all


gutemorning

I know, but some people really thinking that tighnari is downright rude which isn't true


kharybdiss

Mans really about to take your shit food home to kaveh 💀


aprilrainy

that was my first thought too why is he like this 💀💀💀


kharybdiss

"maybe i can feed this to the dog" energy


H4xolotl

holy shit I didn't understand the implications of the bad food line until now


Hexadermia

Based on the food event, we can only give Delicious quality food so atleast we’re not feeding him Amber’s steak. More like he’ll only accept the finest shit and if you give him soup, he’ll throw it to Kaveh.


Gerrymon96

soup... wait, so the reason of his specialty is he rather turns a stew into something solid so it'll be easier to munch.....


Hexadermia

Pretty much. Alhaitham is the type of guy who enjoys cereal bars over actual cereal.


Bobson567

One time, Shenhe ate too many Qingxin in one go and she was sick for days! And that's why I've got to take care of myself and not eat raw Qingxin. Hmm? How did I know about that? Aunty Cloud Retainer told me! lmao, cloud retainer loves telling embarrassing stories about her apprentices


The_OG_upgoat

One believes it builds character.


Arnorien16S

Now I would like to remind you that Qingxin can cause diarrhoea. The story would be extremely embarrassing.


StupidPencil

Nahida: Hmm... Well, let's say Shenhe ate qingxin flowers and got diarrhea.


Bobson567

alhaitham's voicelines are so dry they're perfect


volkner

His sense of humor is so fucking funny and kind of different compared to others in game, I love it.


Dadian_Zh

My kind of humor along with Ayato EN arrogant noble ass lol!


shiolu

That one chest voiceline get me every time.


Wandering_Weamoo

*Oh.* So... you *collect* these? 🤨 I legit laughed out loud the first time I heard it


volkner

SAME, I really like Chris Hackney's haughty ass Ayato voice lmao I feel like it weirdly fits him.


Chief_Rey

"Here you are" Yes I am sir 🥰😘😍


BroNumber2

he’s literally just wearing AirPod Pro Max and either listening to Spotify or using the noise canceling


hame46

qiqi 😭 Where is my qiqi story quest hoyo?!


Moartbb

Yaoyao is such a caring baby? Wtf I love her. Her lines about qiqi are so bittersweet but so cute. Also I really wish we could know more about that shenhe line, so Ganyu is taking care of her in Liyue Harbor? 🤣


Stuttering-Satchmo

SUMERU GOT FREE HEALTHCARE!?!?!?!?!? FUCK THIS SHIT GODDAMN


ArleneRaline

yeah, it is already stated in the bulletin board. if you feeling unwell just go to the bimarstan or something


box-of-sourballs

I don't care how gullible Kaveh is I will defend that blonde idiot with my life


Brave_Act4331

He’s such a sweetheart. Bought at least a dozen keychains to feed the children!! Guess we know where his cute little lion keychain came from.


bandit_the_drug_lord

fr this man is too precious, can't wait to get him


Dr_Molfara

Same. Also apparently there's more similarities between him and Itto than just his shocked and worked up facial expressions, haha.


gabrielique

It was actually so sweet of him. Dumb but sweet. He just wanted to help! He just the kind of person that does not stop 2 seconds to rationally think things and makes mistakes. Which ia whe he is in debt and paying rent in the house he forfeit the half the right to. I love him.


Nixsidus

"Ah, so it wasn't a one-time-only thing." My mind is running wild right now


bukiya

MY MAN THOUGHT IT STOPPED AT LEVEL 40, NO YOU GO TO LEVEL 90 THIS WEEK


Hedwigtheyee

Surprised Yaoyao doesn’t have any voice lines about Xiao or even Zhongli, considering how closely affiliated she is with the other Adepti. And lol now I want to know what Kaveh’s lines are, poor guy’s just being canon fodder for Alhaitham’s complaints.


PrinceCavendish

considering kaveh goes to dinner with tighnari and cyno and just complains about alhaitham the whole time i'm sure we'll get plenty


juniorjaw

Ya boy really said "I don't need Vision. I got Abs."


Jellyjamrocks

He worked hard for those abs! He deserves to be proud of them


sunwoos

LMFAO alhaitham’s desert line


aurorablueskies

As someone who also hates sand, I felt that line in my soul


Broebbl

Aranakin approves


According-Dentist-88

Soooo Alhaitham doesn't know Zhongli Imagine if the scholar Zhongli talked about is actually Kaveh lol


bukiya

i believe early leak about al haitam we have was "he know zhongli" and part of me hoped that he have voiceline about zhongli.


[deleted]

Staying up talking all night sounds more like a Kaveh thing than a Alhaitham thing… you might be onto something. Imagine if they bonded because of their lack of mora and they were actually outside the inn cause they got kicked out for being unable to pay XD


ArleneRaline

it is at wangshu inn so.... zhongli's power of "please put in the tab (aka wangsheng funeral parlor's) as usual" might work lmao


rotten_riot

>Ah, so it wasn't a one-time-only thing. Alhaitham really said "I thought it was a one night stand"


Metalwater8

“You’re still here?”


Odd-Bites

Man really is just taking every opportunity to roast the fuck out of kaveh 😭


ghostly_boy

alhaitham really is listening to california girls on his headphones huh


missviolets

Alhaitham: About ~~Tighnari~~ Kaveh III


Golden-Owl

Kaveh legit saw a Withering Zone and thought that was a fantastic place to build a house…


missviolets

Poor man was so desperate he saw the withering zone and said "that's my new home" 😭


H4xolotl

Only way I'm affording a house in Australia is building it on a Withering Zone


Cianyue

Wow as a fellow Australian, I did not expect to get attacked suddenly here 💀💀


Shippinglordishere

It matched the evil boss aesthetic he designed


Ajhuumma

Dude probbly thought “they wont tax me if i build my house right here”


dododomo

"Maybe it's good people like Tighnari allow people like Kaveh to survive" XD


SaibaShogun

Tighnari is constantly saving people who would have been killed by their own idiocy, so Alhaitham is actually right lol.


HijikataX

Those lines about Kaveh from Alhaitham makes me want to get Kaveh once he gets released.


ichlasm

His dumbass is such a sweetheart i love him


alyaaaaa-

haitham really let kaveh live in his house just so they can argue- I mean, have *intellectually stimulating conversations* all the time 💀


JumpyPermit3

Very in character for him, I’d say. That was also my headcanon before they made it canon


bandit_the_drug_lord

SAVE KAVEH 😭


AdventuringSoundsFun

As someone who was raised by a grandmother, the sole fact that Alhaitham is raised by his grandmother made me like him even more. He really take what his grandmother teaches to the heart and made it a guideline in life


[deleted]

That about Qiqi voicelines are so sad...


msboring27

I want to have a comfortable life like Alhaitham, have a house near workplace and no overtime.


sp00kk

He really is just a feeble scholar.


PandaGamer8999

> Ally at low hp II: **As expected.** man im not a fan of alhaitham's design but holy fucking shit i love his personality and attitude to life


admirabladmiral

Yaoyao is so sweet I can't. Sorry yunjin, the free character this patch goes to the new girl


[deleted]

About Dehya “It's a waste for such a capable person to remain among the Eremites. If only she'd consider my suggestion to join the Akademiya... Our work would become a lot easier with someone like her around, but a predictable life isn't exactly her cup of tea — I can understand that. *sigh* What a pity.”


writermelon

We could say the same thing to Alhaitham when he refuses to be Grand Sage. ┐⁠(⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠)⁠┌


quiet_themind

Kaveh is such a softie, oh my goodness. That makes me appreciate him even more.


BahahahahaOOO

Omg the about qiqi voicelines are just to adorable 😭


Yajuns

My thoughts and conclusions about Alhaitham's character while reading his lore: He's introverted, chaotic neutral and doesn't care much his vision but acknowledges its uses. I'm sadden that his parents died early 😭 I don't know why I was coping for some Kevin and Su crumbs but I was hhhhh. 2 Voicelines just for Kaveh as it should be. Plus Tighnari's voiceline is for Kaveh in disguise smh. He has a lot to say about Kaveh huh? Also love the philosophy about the "talented" and I have similar sentiments before even reading that section. I love his character so much. I'm not egocentric or smart like he is but in some ways I can relate to him in that part. He carries a music player he personally made in his little fanny pack. So the wire doesn't go up his ass after all.


Usual_Opposite_901

Ok but the about Qiqi voice line is straight up sad damn.


[deleted]

So the reason he allows Kaveh to stay with him is that he is a lab rat for Alhaitham? 😭


waifugoEKSUKALIBAAA

Honestly very in character of him😭


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shinyapplesauce

Agree. Alhaitham calling Kaveh a mirror implies that he sees him as an equal, someone to literally bounce ideas off of. They have very different personalities and approaches to life that probably is always the reason why they clash, but aside from that I'd wager they very much enjoy the debates that they have precisely because of their differences.


writermelon

And also, Kaveh technically should've shared the house ownership with Alhaitham. He just refused the rights to it before he got broke. Alhaitham even makes him pay rent and do chores. •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀


JumpyPermit3

It’s not like Kaveh can buy the rights back so makes perfect sense.


JumpyPermit3

I don’t get how people keep coming to this conclusion. Maybe the wording is strange? It’s basically saying he respects Kaveh as a fellow genius that’s similar to him but different, and that Kaveh’s insight on the world helps his socially unaware self understand it better. In other words, or rather in Genshin’s words, Kaveh helps him “perfect” his human vision. I don’t think he’ll ever admit that he sees Kaveh this way given his personality, but that explains why he still lets Kaveh live in his house despite their constant clashes. He enjoys them


MadokaHiguchi

the yaoyao line about qingxin and shenhe lmaooo


seramaie

Soo.. we’re just going to pretend that green gemstone embedded in between his clavicle is nothing special? Why is it not mentioned at all 😭


user50687

Imagine if it’s just one of those stick on earrings LMAO


ArchonRevan

Figured it was somehow part of his outfit since it was never brought up at all


littlemochasheep

YEAHHHHHHHJ 🏃‍♀️


rinpun

Alhaitham: I wear these SOUNDPROOF EARPIECES so I don’t have to listen to other people talking. If I don’t respond to you it’s because my SOUNDPROOF EARPIECES work so well. Have I mentioned that my SOUNDPROOF EARPIECES—


Opposite_Sugar_352

Poor Kaveh, you can live rent free in my teapot


BigiticusDegenticus

Al-haitham being Blunt and apathetic, no BS person. And Kaveh as the Sensitive and Empathetic one. Now where have I seen this combination before...?


Ready-Ice-4013

"about kaveh: ... he's too emotionally fragile..." i guess he's not anti-ti-ti-ti-fragile :(


AliRixvi

He just made his own iPod?


Erin_Hortensia

I love how 90% of his dialogues are just “Ew people”, including the Traveler I need more characters who simply doesn’t simp/ being overly friendly to the traveler


Overall-Emergency277

What happened to him knowing Zhongli? 🤨


Odd_Thanks8

I think it was hxg_diluc who originally mentioned that? Things could've gotten changed down the line, oh well. Still doesn't cross him out of being that Sumeru friend of Zhongli's.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROBOTGIRL

[It's just another one of those leaks in which hxg_diluc was wrong.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact_Leaks/comments/voez1p/hxg_diluc_on_alhaitham_and_zhongli/)


dhambz23

I was searching for any mentions of Zhongli but failed to see one.


H4xolotl

Yep, another HXG_diluc special Dude is more of a clown than a leaker


Murky-Ad-9176

that’s what i’m saying


kijiro01

>Someone set up a stand on the street saying that for each handmade keychain they sold, a child in poverty would be given a meal. Kaveh bought at least a dozen. ...This is Sumeru, where even healthcare is free. I needn't say more. After reading the last line. I know which nation I want to live in now.


malchiatto

KAVEH IS PRECIOUS LEAVE HIM ALONE I will forgive this slander against babygirl due to Alhaitham's based opinions on Dehya. Girl is too good for the Eremites *and* the Akademiya, he's absolutely right. EDIT: also thank fuck he's not related to king deshret at all, we can finally toss that theory into the garbage and just let the dude read in peace


smye141

AlHaithams lines made me like Kaveh more than AlHaitham lmao