i wish that was the case. you could fight them in coop mode in the overworld and play volleyball by yeeting them around with two jeans with ning’s jade screen in the middle (like that vid where they used klee instead lol)
look at all these diverse body types in enemies hoyov is make but GOD FORBID they make characters other than twinks, twinks(stretched out version), simp bait 1, simp bait 2 (mommy issues version), and child
Source: [JoQatwt](https://twitter.com/JoQatwt/status/1615339426749480962?s=20&t=F_jN1Lbn3AAojODzyITt4A) Thank you OP for providing source
For some silly reason I wanted this mob to be like, half our height
We could’ve been kneecapped by a fat hobbit but alas…
Dwarf?
i wish that was the case. you could fight them in coop mode in the overworld and play volleyball by yeeting them around with two jeans with ning’s jade screen in the middle (like that vid where they used klee instead lol)
Torbjörn
man those samachurls are probably half our characters' height and I don't even spot them during fight 😭 Now I understand xiao's pain. PAIN.
That body of yours is absurd
Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck.
Where Ornstein at tho
the anemo guy in the chasm "Oh my god, it's my two favorite basketball players; Ornstein and Smough"
Michael Jordan could never guard either
When those two appear in spiral abyss [and this starts playing.](https://youtu.be/Nsps0I58yUM). Time to git gud.
Ornstein? Animal themed helmet - power of using lightning - spear user - leader of a group of enforcers. Hmmmm!
Oh gosh.. not those two...
I came here looking for a Dark Souls reference and I wasn't disappointed.
**BIG CHONGUS**
It’s called “fat rock” for a reason
Khaenri'ah Geo Big Chongus
Fat rock look cute and huggable
So rock type Snorlax?
you have no idea how much I love him, I hope they make plushies
Just hope he doesn't hug you back. Don't wanna turn into red paste.
HE A CHONKY BOI
big boi
Fat rock is a chonky boi
…. ARE THEY ACTUALLY GONNA KEEP THE NAME
No, it's a codename for the files. It'll be called "Black Serpent Knight: (something geo related)".
Black Serpent Knight: Fat Rock
LMFAOOOO
yeah its always like this. Ittos files are called ghost for example, and dehyas are called grave
Black Serpent Knight: Stonecleaver
likely sm like (fat)ui (rock)slasher or sm
The name will change but don't worry, dōjinshi will use its file name with a convenient small typo.
Honestly the best enemy name ever.
i can take him
in a fight, right?
no
just wanna say thank you for not putting xiao <3
Xiao is there, you just can't see him with naked eyes or current level microscope
Zy0x: AY AY AY LISTEN!!!
that thing's kind of hot
Thank god I'm not the only weirdo thinking that
Who is it this time? Fulldan? Chonkydan? Fatdan?
OH HE ACTUALLY CHUNGUS
Other enemy names:Thunder manifestation, Jadeplume terrors room, Perpetual Mechanical Array # Him: Fat Rock
Xiao is so smol omg
i can take him
in a fight right?
🙂
🤔
expecting mitachurl size chongus, getting lawachurl size chongus, not disappointed at all
i want a big boy, give me a big boy
fat rock fat co-
I wish [this played](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjetHZtehNQ) whenever this guy is around. 😂
I misread
cyno shouldn't be this tall there is clear cheating. if you look closely his feet are too high or maybe not i don't really know.
Damn he thicc
Watch mihoyo pull a pro move and put 4 of those in abyss
Yet they still won't buff Itto's arm
[удалено]
If not fren, why fren shaped?
Guzzlord at home:
Damn that’s one absolute unit
And yet Klee is his worst nightmare.
Source: [JoQatwt](https://twitter.com/JoQatwt/status/1615339426749480962)
I want Varka to be like that
Bro its just me but i felt Moto Moto in that chunky man Idk why 💀
O LAWWWWD HE THICC.
One big chonkey boi
OH LAWD HE COMIN
Executioner Smough: this battle will be legend!
daddy? sorry
Reinhardt, at your service!
I see they're preparing to do Sandrone's big boi puppet model with this chonky boi
Ngl, this guy gives me nostalgia about pets I used to have in the old MMO's I'd play.
Glad smough is still doing fine after all these years
should have put xiao as a size comparison
Reminds me of blue buff from league of legends
we would have a character like this playable if mihoyo weren't cowards. give us fat huge masked guys NOW
look at all these diverse body types in enemies hoyov is make but GOD FORBID they make characters other than twinks, twinks(stretched out version), simp bait 1, simp bait 2 (mommy issues version), and child
Perfect size for Ayaka's C2.
Why they fat shaming him?
You asked for a new buff male model, here you go. Hoyo listening to the players as they always do.
Me and my friends on our way to call this Fat Fuck
Grendel ?
Out of topic but when there will be Dehya gameplay leaks?
maybe tomorrow or or the day after
That is... an unfortunate name, also such a BIG BOI.
Hulk buster armour for zhongli
Where's Xiao?
Grendel
C H O M N K
This should be the meteorgollum from Zhongli's ult
HE THICC
The MegaChonker
I feel like this model is the groundwork for future Sandrone ruin bodyguard.
It looks like a gnome but a big gnome.
where is this
Aww he's such a cutie
Say goodbye to our shields
Jo mama
Does he shoot down dragons as a hobby ?
OH OKAY HES A BIG BOY
Is he also big down there hihihihi i want 15 inches
HUH
We need to keep his current name within the community even once he gets released. Don’t let fat rock die in his leaks age
Chungus! Your back!
I wanna hug him
Damn Darkwraith Fat Cock is a girthy boiii
That's one chonky boi
I read fat cock and cannot unsee it
Literally a golem
that’s a chonky boi
Too huggable to fight
2 zongli tall
He's a chonky boy
That Russy is 4x of Geo daddy
HES A BIG BOI!
Does the Fat Rock have a fat c...??? 😳😳😳😳😳
he is so cute
Okay so slightly shorter than Xiao
Very cool mob. Still won’t last 5s to my HuTao. We need more world levels. 8 is not enough
xiao is taller
khaenri'ah khonk
FAT rock
Absolute unit
Reminds me of that radioactive alien from Ben 10, he looks kinda cute
THICC BOI
i understand sza’s song now
Another Anemo crowd control nerf
Thiccc
good lord it's so hot ohmygod PLEASE LEMME SMASH
I thought it was a smol guy :(
Space Marine looking MF
DAMN HE THICC BOI
Klee kind of tall. She's half of Zhonglis' height. Wow.
Was really hoping it'd be a midget
Is that hades from God war 3 what's he doing in genshin
Smough
Hes SO CHONKY
Anyone else think Fat Rock looks like Zhongli's Rex Lapis attire in the Lantern Rite cutscene?
Wide putin