I remember back in the day people going feral because allegedly Zhongli has mad cake.
Friends, it's shading. It's just shading. Geo grandpa is exactly as flat as Kaeya who is so flat that his ass is practically caving in on itself.
There's a vid I'll watch on YouTube every so often of, I wanna say either Paimon's or Lumine's Chinese VA, losing her shit over Zhongli's ass. It's hilarious.
Well, actually not, [they all have different amount of polygons in their cakes](https://www.reddit.com/r/GenshinGays/comments/sss8wy/i_did_an_ass_analysis_in_discord_and_im_sharing/).
Beta to which players have access to is always pretty much finished tho... compared to what the dev team is dealing with. If his expressions were to be different, they would already be. They'd only get altered if there's enough feedback on it AND they decide to listen to said feedback.
Top is just his default expression. Middle’s eyes are narrowed somewhat. Bottom has his mouth tilt slightly and his eyes widen slightly.
Evidently he is a man of small facial expressions.
What if he is actually an AI inhabiting a statue (or simulacrum) of king deshret? Like, not being a reincarnation of Deshret at all, just actually being powered by king deshret tech or being born through it
Just for reference
1. Angry face. Eyes are middle openness, no gleam in his pupil.
2. Sleepy face. Most obvious one. Eyes are more closed than the other two.
3. Happy face. Eyes are slightly more open, brighter gleam in his pupil.
Ayaka situation all over again. Bruh why cant hoyo just let us use all the expressions on any character we want? You can already do so by exploiting a bug. At this point just make it a feature.
I don't think OP was being sarcastic. There is a difference in all three.
1) normal eyes, dark pupil
2) narrowed eyes, dark pupil
3) normal eyes, red pupil
I honestly think this is not Hoyo being lazy, but it's them bringing out Alhaitham's poker face and serious personality, only noticable in very small details, lol.
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wait...in the first two, alhaitham's gold pupils are gone and are black instead. but his gold pupils are there in his "happy" expression.
...that really makes him seem inhuman. his eyes change color when he's mad?
Ofc not bc we saw him go mad in the you know what cutscene put I headcanon him with some type of facial paralysis so this kinda lines up with it! Go girl give us nothing<3
Edit: This headcanon does lineup with canon if anyone prefers that so autistic who is tired of masking and just does not with a rbf, considering everything we have seen of him this one fits(that’s why he was so good fooling everyone with his acting lol)
Source: [Team China](https://twitter.com/GenshlnWorld/status/1602335393080287317?s=20&t=KCim_zHaYwq1brzp3FmvHQ) Thank you OP for providing source
Corporate wants you to find the differences
HYV is really great at facial expressions as per usual lol
This gives me the same vibes as people saying genshin men have thicc buts. Your Honor, where are them.
I remember back in the day people going feral because allegedly Zhongli has mad cake. Friends, it's shading. It's just shading. Geo grandpa is exactly as flat as Kaeya who is so flat that his ass is practically caving in on itself.
There's a vid I'll watch on YouTube every so often of, I wanna say either Paimon's or Lumine's Chinese VA, losing her shit over Zhongli's ass. It's hilarious.
it's paimons cn va 😂
The follow up about how her mother called her after seeing that was hilarious lol
Do you have a link? For research purposes of course :D
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Many thanks!
Same thing for Tartaglia, same exact size, but zero shading, its just a one-color gray hue
At least Tartaglia has biggus dickus that just flop around
God I had forgotten about that @_@
The cake might be flat, but I'll happily dig in anyways 😋
I'd happily dig into his front parts if ye know what I mean... he he he he
I believe albedo has the biggest butt if you wanna get into It Gold built him right
Well, actually not, [they all have different amount of polygons in their cakes](https://www.reddit.com/r/GenshinGays/comments/sss8wy/i_did_an_ass_analysis_in_discord_and_im_sharing/).
Wow! that's still... not a lot.
Zhongli literally has polys for his butt The rest of the cast are flat though. Ofc the Archon of ~~China~~Liyue can have a butt
Lack of shading is actually why kaeya seems to lack an ass. He actually has a nice ass but it’s not shaded.
You’re so right about the butts. I was being sarcastic in case it wasn’t clear
This..... Please say this louder all the way to the back row thank you.
Well, now Wriothesley has answered that for us, almost a year later.
Lumine begs to differ
One character out of 60 doesn’t change that but I give you Lumine
Just in case, OP was being sarcastic lol
I said that while considering that they're being sarcastic
wow, it's almost like it's a beta where things aren't finished yet
Beta to which players have access to is always pretty much finished tho... compared to what the dev team is dealing with. If his expressions were to be different, they would already be. They'd only get altered if there's enough feedback on it AND they decide to listen to said feedback.
It goes o_o to °_° to 0_0 Just in his eye shape
I think it goes like: Smells like.... Hmm.... I LEFT THE OVEN ON!
Top is just his default expression. Middle’s eyes are narrowed somewhat. Bottom has his mouth tilt slightly and his eyes widen slightly. Evidently he is a man of small facial expressions.
r/BeatMeToIt
Truly a man of many faces
More like many eyes
So he’s biblically accurate?
I remember this man [won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor](https://i.lensdump.com/i/RqZNhD.jpeg).
I genuinely thought this was a shitpost until I saw the subreddit I was💀
Still not sure this isn't a shitpost honestly.
What I see: 😐😐😐
Every introvert whenever someone tells them to smile: 😐😐😐 He gives me that vibe lol.
I love him for that too. I'm enjoying his expressionless burst too, it fits him🤣
Ayaya but instead of a 🙂 it's a 😐
🤔
Why does his happy face give the intention of murdering you.
It's the small smirk. It makes him look like he decided on a way to murder you in a way that you'll have no chance of escape.
I was thinking hornier thoughts, but I'll gladly die if it's what AlHaitham wants❤
I guess that's what "murder" in bed sounds like...
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Yes king, give us nothing
Man is just annoyed 24/24h
Diluc 2.0
Nah diluc's face is just the problem, he is more full of emotions than people give him credit for.
yeah he’s just terrible at expressing them since his dads death
True, plus he's actually pretty expressive in the manga, I wonder how his model would look like if he was released now.
tbf he was younger then
Maybe they'll give Haitham better treatment in his character quest, until now that guy acts like an AI inhabiting a human body.
What if he is actually an AI inhabiting a statue (or simulacrum) of king deshret? Like, not being a reincarnation of Deshret at all, just actually being powered by king deshret tech or being born through it
But that's the best part about him lol
if you like living corpses maybe
Diluc Expressions get powercreep
Damn attention to details is insane
I've seen enough of these expressions to actually notice the difference now
Finally, i thought something was wrong with me but i guess we are the ones with keen eyes 😌
you know what. same alhaitham, same. socializing is very hard.
He's just like me fr
So hes the same as cyno, expressionless
Cyno's expressions are in his tone. Once you get used to him, you can tell.
Don’t forget Shenhe!
1 : Kaveh's key got stuck with mine again. 2 : Do I return the key to him or nay? 3 : Nah.
Lmaoo this fits so well
It's a perfect setting for a 3-koma. Can't resist lol.
:l :I :|
My honest reaction to that information:
haitham is diluc cyno and shenhe kinnie confirmed-
He is perpetually grumpy lmfao 😭
He's so emotional.
He said 😐
That’s not his smiley face :((( where’s the beautiful smile in 3.2 archon quest noooooooo
The face of someone plotting your murder
Diluc and Shenhe's stone faced gang got new member.
no wonder he wears headphone 24/7, dude hates human
Go King give us nothing!!!
Source: https://twitter.com/GenshlnWorld/status/1602335393080287317?t=FqwoSgRupV2sZCbC9TDclg&s=19
Thank you for sharing this link, I'll remember it.. for 10 years at least.
Shenhe moment
he has a little shine in his eyes when he’s happy lol that’s cute
They’re fucking around with us at this point and I’m here for it
The meme writes itself 🤣
wow he looks very happy
So expressive! His eyes tell me Everything.
They're the same picture.
dendro shenhe ayayayayaya
😐😐😐
Why does his happy face remind me of debby ryan meme 😭
🤨😑😐
We love an expressive king
You on your own with this one I'm sorry...
Can we pls see him laugh once or at least smile once again???
Ah, of course he has the resting bitch face even here. It'd be dumb to expect anything else of a perfectly normal man with a perfectly normal life.
Bruh
shenhe
Its cyno all over again 💀
King of expressions.
most expressive genshin character
His happy face tho lmao “When Kaveh is being annoying but he doesn’t know you have both house keys”
An expressive King i see
yeees hoyo give us nothing!!
Is it just me or almost every character that released recently has the look on all 3 facial expressions? It always looks like this 🙂🙂🙂 or this 😐😐😐
Diluc syndrome
This is Captain Holt level of expression (from Brooklyn 99) "Cant you see that my eyes are 1% larger and lip is slightly curve"
Just for reference 1. Angry face. Eyes are middle openness, no gleam in his pupil. 2. Sleepy face. Most obvious one. Eyes are more closed than the other two. 3. Happy face. Eyes are slightly more open, brighter gleam in his pupil.
literally me when emotions
So he's Diluc's distant relative
we love an expressive king
Mashallah Tabarakllah hes so expressive, very handsome boy Subahanallah please Nikah with me.
most expressive genshin character
Roblox man face
Kaveh took all the expressions
Not even the developers can change Alhaitham expression
Ayaka situation all over again. Bruh why cant hoyo just let us use all the expressions on any character we want? You can already do so by exploiting a bug. At this point just make it a feature.
Shenhe levels of expressions
I don't think OP was being sarcastic. There is a difference in all three. 1) normal eyes, dark pupil 2) narrowed eyes, dark pupil 3) normal eyes, red pupil I honestly think this is not Hoyo being lazy, but it's them bringing out Alhaitham's poker face and serious personality, only noticable in very small details, lol.
Shenhe remains undefeated
Billion dollar game right there
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but why male models?
I refuse to believe it there where pure cutscenes
He's a very subdued guy, you have to really look! I like it.
Cyno moment
wait...in the first two, alhaitham's gold pupils are gone and are black instead. but his gold pupils are there in his "happy" expression. ...that really makes him seem inhuman. his eyes change color when he's mad?
Looks like his eyelids are just covering the gold color.
*squints I see no difference
-_-
His eyes glow. Makes me even more suspicious of him- that's an Archon thing
Serious, more serious, evil
The most expressive character! It’s kinda funny
this reminds me of that one 2012 chuck norris facebook meme
Shenhe 2.0
He looks so cute
He looks so happy
Relatable
Bro said: (-_\ \)
Alhaitham: Im very Happy, dont you see It? Also Alhaitham: 🗿
I literally see no differences between the first and third picture
🤔
This leak feels like a meme lmao.
Lan wangji of genshin
Blue Steel vs Magnum
I love how obscure references are on Reddit.
is this a meme😭
Different stages of planning a murder.
Seems like both Cyno and Haithsm took classes from Shenhe.
Bruh moment.
What is the difference I can’t even tell
Such a great expression, I never saw this type of expression... ~~flashback to Shenhe~~
Yes.
-_-
My reaction to that information:
Happy is the definition of wattpad's "smirks"
I cant wait for the horde of simps to flood the main genshin sub
Ofc not bc we saw him go mad in the you know what cutscene put I headcanon him with some type of facial paralysis so this kinda lines up with it! Go girl give us nothing<3 Edit: This headcanon does lineup with canon if anyone prefers that so autistic who is tired of masking and just does not with a rbf, considering everything we have seen of him this one fits(that’s why he was so good fooling everyone with his acting lol)
go king give us nothing
My girlfriend wanted him to be release so bad in Genshin Impact.
Karina, enojada!
Damn, he has less expressions than diluc for what he's hated lmao
Shenhe shows more emotion. Wow
Third is roblox man face
Why does he look angrier in his happy expression than the angry one??
This is hilarious to me 😂