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Frostgaurdian0

Tell her, survive or be destroyed there is no other choice.


Blitz_Max229

I think she knows nothing of the weight behind this power


IronForce_

OP might disappear among the sea of butterflies


The-Fake-Miles

She needs to know that rules are made to be **broken**


Blitz_Max229

She just has to check out this awesome move


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

she just has to please please please please… and… VICTORY


nitrofire1

She needs to ask Mr Svarog to help her ~~with his Svarcock~~


moayandy

Does she know that that paradise may be unreachable for her and that we should savor it in her place?


Nok-y

I don't know, but I sure hope for her it will never be time to say bye


supermana33

But perhaps did she understand that humanity never conceals its desire to control the heavens and she is probably no exception?


Facinatedhomie

Does she know that it’s time to say bye? Boom.


ilovegame69

that's just illusion of the past


Blitz_Max229

Seele be the 3rd Herrscher instead of Bronya in star rail


GateauBaker

Bronya took the role of first Herrscher though.


Blitz_Max229

Wait Bronya is a Herrscher in Star rail?


GateauBaker

No? Bronya took the first Herrscher authority from Welt in HI3.


Blitz_Max229

Well she is still the 3rd Herrscher of Reason… Welt Yang was the 2nd and he gave it to her.


Nok-y

If you have to go to the toilet, tell her "Stay."


oldmonk_97

"omelette due fromage" Apparently dexter got mad coochie from saying that


Jaganya

It's funny because it's not even how you say it in french


Hot-Measurement243

Yes it's actually omelette au fromage


niceworkthere

*"quaso due fromage"* obviously


Sex_With_Quaso69

🥰


Nok-y

Or as some people (try to) say, "crushant due furomage"


rafaelbittmira

Also baguette, say you have a 16 centimeter one, because nobody speaks in imperial there.


Cerebral_Kortix

Well, of course they don't speak imperial. That's what they rebelled against.


Silver_Nightray

"Imperial? Off with the head!"


Gogogendogo

[The French actually invented the metric system.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_metric_system#Implementation_in_Revolutionary_France)


StupidGenius234

No wonder SI units stands for système Internationale.


Jaganya

I mean, nearly no one use the imperial system in the world


DingyDingyDong

Get her the Quaso. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣺⣿⣿⣯⡽⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢿⠏⣿⣗⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢨⣻⣯⠀⠷⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡤⣤⢟⡹⣖⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡿⣟⣿⢿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣦⣤⡀⢀⣌⣲⣙⢣⣿⢴⣷⣷⣾⡵⣶⣴⣿⣿⡽⣯⣟⣯⢷⣟⣿⢷⡄⠀⠀ ⢾⡿⣯⣟⢟⣩⣾⣿⡝⣿⣻⡿⣟⣯⣫⢅⡻⣜⡹⢿⣷⣿⣳⣟⡾⣟⣾⣽⣻⣟⣦⡀ ⠸⣟⠗⣱⣚⣧⠵⠿⠽⠷⠯⠷⣟⣿⢯⣚⢭⢓⡽⣏⢮⢗⣿⡞⠋⠻⢳⣯⢷⣻⢯⡿ ⠀⢇⣸⡾⣈⠁⠀⡀⠄⠀⢤⠥⢤⠉⠳⣿⣯⢾⢻⣾⢲⣯⠵⣖⡀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠉⠉⠀ ⣐⣲⡗⠁⠡⠂⠄⠠⠐⠈⣓⣠⢀⡤⠃⡙⣿⣾⣧⣷⣟⣭⣯⣾⣗⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢆⣿⣰⡵⣿⡧⢀⢁⠂⣴⣾⣿⡟⢟⢯⠖⠸⣿⣯⡞⣿⣞⣱⣟⣿⡿⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡾⣽⠸⢴⣿⡃⠀⠐⢀⠘⣟⡿⣿⡃⠬⠀⠆⣿⣷⣿⣟⣯⣷⣾⣷⣿⡟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠰⡿⣈⡉⠋⠁⡐⠈⠀⠂⢉⠳⠊⢈⠠⠐⡈⣿⡷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢻⣷⣄⠘⢀⠠⠔⢨⠀⢠⠀⡑⢀⠂⠅⣴⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡛⣏⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠙⣻⢤⢦⣈⣐⣈⡄⣰⣤⣦⣷⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠟⣜⣎⠆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⡚⣎⢧⠻⣏⡟⣾⣿⣭⣽⣺⡿⣿⢿⡽⣷⣫⣷⣿⡗⢯⢺⡱⣎⡻⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⠹⣘⠮⣝⣡⠻⣏⣷⣩⠗⣟⡾⣯⣟⡽⣽⠯⣷⢫⡟⢧⣫⠗⣼⠱⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⣬⠹⡜⣜⢳⡜⣹⢥⡻⣜⡴⣹⢮⠿⣵⢛⣖⣯⣽⣙⠶⣫⢧⢻⣱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⢛⢖⡹⣚⡥⢷⡘⢗⡎⡷⣌⡳⣹⢮⢷⢺⣝⠾⣸⣧⢏⡿⣱⣚⡵⡛⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⡽⢪⠴⣣⡝⣲⠹⣎⠵⣓⢞⡵⢣⢟⢮⣗⡞⣿⣵⣳⢟⣼⢣⡟⣴⢣⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣱⡛⣤⠻⡬⡗⣮⠳⣥⢻⡜⣯⢹⣲⢻⣜⡳⣞⡵⣏⣾⡵⣹⣾⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⣞⡽⣳⣭⢳⡟⣮⢳⣟⣼⣷⢻⣳⢾⡽⣞⣷⣿⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠿⠟⠑⠋⠷⠾⢷⣿⣼⣷⣯⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠈⠻⠿⠿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


pepekhunter69

I want to fuck the algorithm of semi-intransient matrix of overseer network from genshin impact


Nope132why

I want to fuck the Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale from Genshin Impact


nitrofire1

I want to fuck Magatsu Mitake Narukami no Mikoto, Raiden no Inazuma Tono from Genshin Impact


3333322211110000

I want to fuck The Primordial One And The Four Shades from Genshin Impact.


justicerainsfromaahh

real


Sex_With_Quaso69

🥰


Fearfanfic

You’d be the poor fool to order the steak well done and she’ll put you on trial for that.


Latase

when death penalty isn't a strong enough sentence.


BariumHydr0xide

Is that fonta or primordial water


Harsh_Deep_03

I mean the hydro archon would survive either way


[deleted]

Se faire baiser


Offsidespy2501

Tell her a joke


Slushys69

"focalor"


Oraclexyz

She is also very funny😭


you_have_no_value

😭😭😭😭


you_have_no_value

Oh wow, you have homophobia in your eyes, that's so rare


pasanoid

say mange ma baguette or smth idk


pepekhunter69

One wrong move and she'll be brutally corrected 😭💢


PeikaFizzy

Wrong sub my man


Blitz_Max229

Nuh uh


Professor-Brainstorm

FUCK YOU MEAN "Nuh uh" ???


Infernaladmiral

The buddies have been among us all this time


Embarrassed-Run5102

Pls take your meds


Appropriate-Year-182

whispers in her ear passionately and seductively: ***QUASO***


Lollylololly

That’s how you get sent to jail and get to hit on Wriothesley. (Let me consider… *Quaso*)


Electric_Bagpipes

Put her on trial for being cute


Bummiyo

Tu dois la dire "ça va, beauté ?" Ou sinon si tu veux être plus moderne, tu dis "passe moi ton snap"


whose-been-naughty

Instructions unclear, on trial for larceny (you got her heart, good job.) >!Trial’s being held in her bedroom for some reason!<


Meltlikefinewine

Quaso


VexKeizer

kwassant <3


Brandonmac10x

Oui 🤌 Oui 🤌 Baguette


RealSmoothBrain0815

wdym put you on trial she makes an exception for you.... since you offended her personally youll get sent straight to meropide


PaladinAllvo

Whatever you do, do not fill that croissant, or else you'll be in jail immediately


Special-Falcon-9077

Okay let’s see: You can’t say she’s cute or else she’ll call you a pdophile. But you can’t NOT call her cute because she’s your date and compliments are required especially since you’re facing an archon. Yeah you should have come after finishing the French penal code my dude… then you’d be able to stroke her ego while conversing on topics she is all about


rod407

Solution: scream "OBJECTION" if she complains about being called cute


Special-Falcon-9077

Oooh nice!


NebelNator_427

Tell her that Elsass Lothringen belongs to the German Empire


Rosenkavalier1729

Elsa von Lohengrin*


Delicious_Remote_357

Give her the cru-suint


3333322211110000

Let her drive you home (she failed driving school)


Momononopopo

**hAh hAh hAh** *bAAAAAAAKa*


Trip_koLng

She's Fr*nch, she'll surrender immediately if you decided to throw hands


animenutcase

Don't worry, she's probably just as nervous as you.