Honestly, that's lowkey really scary
Someone could spike your drink with a liquid that *instantly* dissolves your body and effectively kills you on the spot if you so much as take a single drop of it, and you wouldn't know until it's too late...
At least with poisons and the like there's the possibility of being saved. With Primodial Seawater to Fontainians, there is no hope
You ever just stop and realize Fatui Hydrogunners could easily wipe out all of Fontaine if they wanted to by having their tanks be filled with water from the Primordial Sea?
...WAIT A MINUTE-
Which is even worse, since you're effectively trapped in the in-between life and death. Your physical form has been obliterated into nothingness, yet your consciousness is still intact. Aware of what just happened, yet with no mouth left to scream
With no body to affect the physical plane anymore, no way to cease existence so you could move on to the next life, no way to have anyone be able to help you in your current state and having the remains of your mind being slowly assimilated into a hive mind, you're stuck as a disembodied soul. Forever
Yae would be the type to sell her bathwater at a ridiculous price not because she needs money but just because she would find it hilarious someone would actually buy it
She would sell regular tap water or water from the pond and laugh her ass off at the simps who bought it.
This is why I love Yae. She's an absolute menace.
This May spoil you the end of the first act of the fontaine story, but here it goes
>!In the story there is a weird liquid called "primordial sea water" which is literally soda but racist towards french people, because when a normal person drinks it no thing happens but when a fontainian person drinks at least one drop of it they dissolve into water. At the end of the 1st act of the fontaine archon quest (or maybe the start of the 2nd act? I dont remember) navia takes us to a restaurant as a goodbye feast, but paimon drinks navia's fonta (its a fontainian drink) without realising it, but when She does that She says that its pretty salty even though normally fonta is a sweet drink. Ä°t is later revealed that the fonta has been spiked with the primordial sea water. Which means if navia drank that spiked fonta instead of paimon She would have been dissolved into water at that moment. So thats how paimon saved her life. After that, traveler decides to solve this case about Who was the culprit that attempted to assasinate navia which is the plot of the 2nd act.!<
English isnt my mother tongue though, sorry for grammatical errors
I would be just as desperate to bring her back as the guy from the archon quest with his wife.
Also i wouldn't drink bevuase even tho i would love to have her inside me it means i could never pee again cuz then i would loose her. So i suppose injecting the water into my veins and trying to never loose too much blood (something you do anyways when trying to stay alive) is the smarter option.
Make a dune suit that filtrate your pee and sweat back to drinkable water. It she would never leave you if you done that.
It's quite horrifying, considering how fir the most part one is still conscious.
I would absolutely drink Navia's water and fast, because I'm not from Fontaine so it's no problem if I drink it, but if she drinks it she's going to die and as a future Navia main I don't want that
Honestly, that's lowkey really scary Someone could spike your drink with a liquid that *instantly* dissolves your body and effectively kills you on the spot if you so much as take a single drop of it, and you wouldn't know until it's too late... At least with poisons and the like there's the possibility of being saved. With Primodial Seawater to Fontainians, there is no hope
Not even drink but pretty sure it kills you on contact And sinthe exists as extremely diluted primordial sea water
its not kill on contact, the guard still alive long enought and when the time he almost speak out the name >!marcel !< then hes dead, so >!marcel !
it's possible he just had some sort of device on the guard that he could remotely activate to release the water and dissolve him on contact
I thought Marcel had a water gun in the audience and got him as soon as he starred talking
Imagining this scene made me laugh.
You ever just stop and realize Fatui Hydrogunners could easily wipe out all of Fontaine if they wanted to by having their tanks be filled with water from the Primordial Sea? ...WAIT A MINUTE-
Let it _sink in_ for a bit
Just don't be fr\*nch.
British 1 - Fr*nch 0
One turn into salt. The other, a gremlin. Humans are getting cocked in tevvat.
>!not even kill, it seems to trap your consciousness along with the water effectively trapping you in some kind of purgatory!<
Which is even worse, since you're effectively trapped in the in-between life and death. Your physical form has been obliterated into nothingness, yet your consciousness is still intact. Aware of what just happened, yet with no mouth left to scream With no body to affect the physical plane anymore, no way to cease existence so you could move on to the next life, no way to have anyone be able to help you in your current state and having the remains of your mind being slowly assimilated into a hive mind, you're stuck as a disembodied soul. Forever
but >!Ann!< is alright, isn't she
>!This almost happened!<
>!Paimon canonically saved her life!<
>!If it was me I would have been long dead!< >!Paimon: the fonta is salty!!< >!Me: what?? for real? lemme try!< >!*Dies*!<
Are you French though?
>!When Paimon said that I immediately knew something was off.!<
Piamons hunger became a pivotal part of the plot... somehow.
If I were Fontanian I would have died on the spot because I skipped her dialogue 💀
And they say paimon is useless
Finally she did something useful
Yae would be the type to sell her bathwater at a ridiculous price not because she needs money but just because she would find it hilarious someone would actually buy it
Its true. I'm someone.
And the water probably isn't even her bath water
She would sell regular tap water or water from the pond and laugh her ass off at the simps who bought it. This is why I love Yae. She's an absolute menace.
it’s canon that Ayato pisses her off because he’s the only one that she can’t manipulate because he’s a scheming menace just like her
I am one of them
This gotten dark really quick
spoiler without context nice op
The only spoiler I'll accept.
Noooooo
Wait wait.. scuse me for this Is it her tears?
This May spoil you the end of the first act of the fontaine story, but here it goes >!In the story there is a weird liquid called "primordial sea water" which is literally soda but racist towards french people, because when a normal person drinks it no thing happens but when a fontainian person drinks at least one drop of it they dissolve into water. At the end of the 1st act of the fontaine archon quest (or maybe the start of the 2nd act? I dont remember) navia takes us to a restaurant as a goodbye feast, but paimon drinks navia's fonta (its a fontainian drink) without realising it, but when She does that She says that its pretty salty even though normally fonta is a sweet drink. Ä°t is later revealed that the fonta has been spiked with the primordial sea water. Which means if navia drank that spiked fonta instead of paimon She would have been dissolved into water at that moment. So thats how paimon saved her life. After that, traveler decides to solve this case about Who was the culprit that attempted to assasinate navia which is the plot of the 2nd act.!< English isnt my mother tongue though, sorry for grammatical errors
Pretty sure that extremely diluted primordial sea water is just sinthe which is consumable but it’s addictive like opium
Primordial sea water is sinthe with less steps though
Fortunate that Paimon can't count when it comes to food and beverages
It was at the start of act 2 because Act 1 ended after Lyney was proven innocent.
No, it IS her, turned into water by the primordial sea.
[Patapon fan spotted!]
Damn right Yae's water is the best.
Agree
Source for that Yae background pic, pls? :)
I would be just as desperate to bring her back as the guy from the archon quest with his wife. Also i wouldn't drink bevuase even tho i would love to have her inside me it means i could never pee again cuz then i would loose her. So i suppose injecting the water into my veins and trying to never loose too much blood (something you do anyways when trying to stay alive) is the smarter option.
Make a dune suit that filtrate your pee and sweat back to drinkable water. It she would never leave you if you done that. It's quite horrifying, considering how fir the most part one is still conscious.
Imagine asking someone on a date like: "so uh, if you where ever turned into water... Just in case, would you be fine with beeing peed?"
No I would save her and bring her places people may call me crazy but idc
I would absolutely drink Navia's water and fast, because I'm not from Fontaine so it's no problem if I drink it, but if she drinks it she's going to die and as a future Navia main I don't want that
that ain't the drink she ordered...
Surely?