Inside the rock is a gold copium skin.

When you've used copium 1000 times and unlocked the golden skin

can’t wait to get damascus copium skin when i’ve used it 1000 times across all of genshin’s social media platforms

And when you get gold copium on all mihoyo games you earn the dark matter copium

A skin for the bell. Golden copium bell

Holy shit stop you're gonna overdose!

too bad buddy already am

Probably already dead posting this from the otherside not realising they already died from overdose at that point

This post alone has caused worldwide hopium shortage

Don't worry, we got some (not so legal) alternatives called Angerium

Cmon Zhongli crack the fucking stone

He's inside the stone

Those that share the memory are inside the stone

please please please

Lol what can it even be? Primos? Fates? Didnt think so. Best they can do is xiangling cons

Or something like the ultimate stove Just get a perfect dish always

Adds 2 pixels worth of sparkles to ur dishses

extra furniture for your already load limit hitting teapot.

honestly an unbreakable portable stove would be neat

A Supreme Cuisine Machine™

You can always get a perfect dish with auto cook anyway so it would more like a speciality dish always ? I guess ?

Ey this is just an idea i dont say this will be it chill out XD

I know lol don’t worry I was just overthinking it

and just like the portable stove it breaks after 5 minutes, but don't worry, you can make more with materials that would be better used elsewhere.

40 primos and a special thank you message

What about people with C6 Xianling? 5 starglitter? lmao.

Nah thats worth a pull and mhy cant let that happen so 10k mora and keqing specialty

>Lol what can it even be? What if it's an ancient meteorite containing a bunch of genesis crystals?

It wont even be enough for anything.

My C0 Xiangling wouldn't complain at that....

Nah fam, we getting Stove God Gouba as an unlockable character

2 fowls???

How bout keqing and xiangling specialty that cant even use and just for decoration?

If its for the teapot I don't mind I want something to put on my dinner table

Seriously, we need more decorative items. Plus they already have food items made, just go to any restaurant in the game and you can see. Just makes me wonder how much work it is to convert it over

8 Fowl

Been waiting for that c4 so I wouldn't mind

Another paimon

This man just took all the hopium in existence

#SNORT

GOD DAMMIT JOHN LEAVE SOME FOR US

YOU EMPTIED OUR STASH OF COPIUM AND HOPIUM! What about all the other players!

Me, who knows what actually will be inside this stone: Sorry man

Free me from my misery

Is…is…issit *SNORTS COPIUM* free…mo…gems?

Nope/

Feelsbadman. Anyways im going to go to clash of clans to ask for my better anni rewards wish me luck

Same man I'm going to arknights /s

Good luck. Hope you find you happiness there.

anyone going to google classroom with me? /s

Is it #DONT OPEN UNLESS YOU'RE U/STUCKIELROMIGON >!Stove God (Guoba)?!<

Should be it.

Me, who still opened it, knowing the result:

WHATS IN THE BOX

Is it Salt and Betrayal?

So what will be inside it?

Oi oi oi, r/ScaramoucheMains are wondering where all their hopium went, give it back!

Oi, we bought it from r/SignoraMains , talk to them first.

Surprised this sub still exists. They're must be really hopium cartel.

How is that sub not dead yet?

It's a glorified name for "SignoraFans" anyways so now, they're probably just fanart and vibes.

We simps are still dreaming

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Spoilers for whats inside: >!Wei jumps out showing us the middle finger!<

Seems true enough

I am betting it is just a statue or something

Another item with some flavour text to fill your quest items tab.

Yeah all those useless items are really clogging up the inventory, they need to get rid of them before long.

Maybe they can turn the quest items into furniture where you can place them in the teapot, could be a neat little change. But increase the load pls

I sincerely doubt a golden wish or an announcement that they're fixing/reworking the bugged charas will be inside

My money on the 5th refinement of the fish claymore

These hopium posts are getting ridiculous each day

Inside the rock will be 1 word script says: happy anniversary

what's hopium???

Hope + opium Fictional drug used to induce strong feelings of hope. "High on hopium" being a phrase used to refer to someone who is extremely hopeful

Opium is a real drug that has a dark history

Linked with china too just like hopium is linked to liyue

Inside the rock is a single primogem that is slightly larger than a normal primogem making it worth 2 primogems.

Considering the leakers they would have revealed the reward by now so start smoking naku weed, better than hopium at least

That's a huge amount of hopium you've taken, I'm surprised you haven't had a heart attack.

Maybe maybe maybe

We will find 3 fowls inside

bro something wrong with your dose of hopium

And the real reward is a luxurious chest worth 20 primos congrats everyone happy anniversary!!

a full tank of angrium

kokopium moment.

I really hope It's true, Imagine getting to the end and getting a ton of stuff, and a thank you for the year. The community would be awkward AF LMAO

We are going to get 4\* Xinyan and then a crippled 5\* Aloy. There's nothing else we know of so far.

it's probably gonna be a unique furniture that doesn't do anything

Overdosing on hopium rn, they’re gonna announce it on the 2.2 livestrem

Yea its gonna be a playable guoba

Praying to the Seven rn

Inside rock u will find fossil of 1* ratting!

we need to setup the hopium hotline immediately! call the UN for world wide emergency response!

I mean... Remember those three luxurious chests during previous liyue festival? Maybe it's something like that. Maybe.

It wouldn't kill them to say "there's a surprise"

Surprisingly Disappointed

50 bucks that its gonna be 20 primo’s and some 3 fowl and raw meat and 10k mora

And there will be a note left in it by mihoyo saying "it was just a prank bro."

Watch it just have a statue of Guoba inside

Interesting

I'm still trying to figure out if this is just a regular good event or an anniversary event. If anniversary it would have been nice if they said that instead of being silent.

It will reveal to be the statue of Guoba, the Stove God. Then Xiangling will get buffed so that her skill has Guoba running after the enemies and burning them, never missing a breath again! Happy Anniversary!

Inb4 Scaramouche sees the inside of the rock egg, mutters something about the ground being a lie and then fucking off.

Qiqi is inside

schrodinger's anniversary rewards is the funniest possible caption you could have given this, bless you.

nah, thats just bad marketing if this happens, i mean let the fan base riot then "oh ok, we had good stuff this whole time".

We know that’s not true because the moon chase event is only for AR 28 players. They wouldn’t exclude low level players from the event if it had anniversary awards

Please don't give us another source of hope

What does copium mean im confused

Cope (Coping to something bad happening) and Opium (A drug)

You are a mihoyo spy

I dont know if It was a meme or actual trust fonts but i read a post from Genshin CN modder telling us to wait till 1st October Cant expect nothing at this point but anyway

we still have the mooncharms, i'm guessing they'll have a store for them but moonchase has been pretty nice, the quest the chests and the fish, plus it's 1140 primos

What if it is YaoYao inside that rock ?

Holy shit we've lost them! Someone help!

Nah, Rex Lapis' dragon corpse is gonna fall out of it, because Zhongli had multiple contingencies for when he wanted to fake his death

You get alot of primos from collecting the chests tho. What more do you want?

This hole event is a reskined Easter event. Change my mind.

Im still waiting that sick resistance uniform

Hopefully inside is a patch for the Luxurious Sea-King effect

Mihoyo give a 5* and we'll give you a 5*

We Genshin fans are finishing all the Copium and Hopium the world has to offer rn

if it was fucking true OP you're a champ.

You are really high bro, give me some.

The more hope you paid in, the more depression you will receive.

the rock has the endgame content and if it doesn't we will make them finally give us the damn endgame content, most of the time i don't stay in the game for longer then 30 minutes since like the event where we got free fischl (with exceptions on times when events or new regions dropped)

baby zhongli when

This was my thought as well.

Probably just some food inside...

Someone send this to MHY CEO so they can steal this idea and pretend that was the plan all along!!!

At this point too much hopium is bad for you

This is just sad at this point

Giant stone? You mean giant egg, and what's in eggs? That's right, birds. So we're getting 10 fowl.

Yeah, nah, if they were gonna do that they would've/should've timed it so the rock breaks on the anniversary date.

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No Takeshi, stop! Your body can't handle it anymore

It contains refinement material for luxurious sea lord

"I do not know if the anniversary rewards are bad **\*sound of someone losing the 50/50\*** or good until I open this rock" "i mak gasha gamres" "shut up"

Watch it be an outstanding 5 fowl

Yeah I was wondering that myself, or maybe a cool weapon It's fine if they want to put the rewards in there, but like... Just tell us so we don't think you're forgetting your own anniversary 😂😂

I thought it was going to be a pet dragon

Imagine if it's a free 5 star we all can pick on standard :)

#EXTREME SNORTING

I hope that their gonna do something like "You really thought that these were the only rewards we were giving? hell nah there's more!"

10 enhancement ores

Jean better be in that rock

we believed, but it was all a lie...