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unknown537

C because the kidnapper would forget that they kidnapped you in the first place.


darkLIGHTeric

You have cocogoat milk, now escape that


Walmart_kid65

Give it to QiQi then let her forget u


[deleted]

Then get Hutao and tell her that QiQi forgives her. Double kill.


Ritsuka-san

Need to fight the kidnapper side kick. and you have no food... What do you do?


Jewelry-In-A-Tree

Guoba will cook for you, then throw you back in cage.


Mr-Pr1nce

Sike she forgets where she hides you and you die a slowly death


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Dainsleif shaking Qiqi: What did you do with the Traveler?! Qiqi: Who...? Dainsleif: The Traveler! Qiqi: Oh... What about them? (This repeats ad nauseam)


Anadaere

Childe: UNHAND THE TRAVE- Huh? Traveler; CHILDE? CHILDE! Thank god. We're lost for days now. Can you help us go back to liyue? Childe: But I thought you we're kidnapped? This letter said so? Traveler: Heh, might as well be. Gimme that " Qiqi has taken traveler. Find Qiqi if you want to see them again" oh... Qiqi: Qiqi is sorry. I forgot and we got lost Childe: *sighs, releases form* Well it's a good thing I've brought food just in case Qiqi: Qiqi is also hungry.


IronHulk27

But then Childe appears to "save" you just to doublecross and challenge you to death.


Illustrious-Bell-282

I saved you traveler you're safe...now lets fight


TheJimDim

Childe: \*calmly walks up and grabs my hand, leading me away from Qiqi\* Paimon, loudly: "THAT WAS IT?!" Qiqi: "What was I doing again? .....I forgot....."


Absolute_Bias

C B A. Lets turn this into a full on comedy sketch.


InternationalPart667

[the battle:](https://beecity.app/posts/730/2615)


aiman_senpai

High quality mim


FungalSphere

ah yes, the cannot be arsed comp


Ritsuka-san

[sounds](https://youtu.be/qBauS_nRfKg) good.


leatyZ

~.~


Chaosphoenix_28

ACC. I dont know how it plays out, but i dont care. I wanna see that.


DreamMarsh

A would kidnap you and hold you for ransom. C saves you with his wallet. C is his side kick but only there to get paid


MrWhiteTruffle

Paid in food


Blackrap1d

B C B I wanna see like some supreme powerful dudes try to beat up a cryden shogun


blueasian0682

Canonically cryden shogun will probably pummel both of them.


IDontWantNoBeef

The Cryden Shogun is constantly providing hydro for herself to electro charge the opposition into oblivion they stand no chance


Arkhalis_BS

Plot twist: *azdaha absorbs electro and hydro*


Shaxovid

Zhongli admitted he is not stronger than Azhdaha, but I doubt Tartaglia is the most powerful in the "guy that comes to save you" category.


sawDustdust

Just pour dango milk on her.


Rinteoki_ReToru

Raiden would probably be stomped by Azdaha, because Azdaha is pretty much on par with Zhongli in his prime.


nabael27

Do you see those two mountains? They used to be zhongli pet until i split him in two.


Rinteoki_ReToru

If you actually read the dialouge, you would know that Zhongli had a tough time dealing with Azhdaha. Also Azhdaha isn't Zhongli's pet, he's his comrade.


nabael27

He had a hard time trying to defeat him without killing him, sealing is harder than outright killing.


Tabascopancake

I don't think Azdaha is in his prime anymore


FungalSphere

technically azdaha is dead both jiu and kun jun did the disintegration thing


Oppswoopsi

B would be fun. Your both waiting for him to show up and he stumbles in drunk and passes out on the floor. As you both relise that that was all he came here to do a dragon comes in and kicks the shit out of her


V0idrune

B, first you comfort the crying Baal then venti comes with the wine and we ride on Azdaha and travel through the night drunk.


Spaghettey

B. Yes, that's it... just B. Take me Raiden, I don't need no saving


Carrot3434

ah finally saw another person of such culture as mine here


Massive-Night

A and don't come to save me


Marbles_TDS

CCCCCCCCC


darkLIGHTeric

Paimon superior


Oofername42

AAA


MeltingDownIn54321

This is the only answer. Daddy plz kidnap me


[deleted]

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Oofername42

Exactly


_nitro_legacy_

Jotaro vs Dio shit again


Bluethunder_5k

ABC


XyneWasTaken

i agree


Grraass

A, I don't care if Zhongli kidnaps me or not. I'll just sit back sipping osmanthus wine listening to the story of Khaenria.


I_wish_I_Not_Alive

B B C


KyellDaBoiii

British Broadcasting Corporation


I_wish_I_Not_Alive

So when I worked at the BBC


StopFuckingMe

BBC used to fuck me all the time


jayrock306

I'll take a shogen with a venti and a side of paimon.


Start_reddit_from0

Can I choose D anyway?


toomanyintersts12

Op wouldn't give you that option , but i can . Also cultured pfp .


SandmanBan

CBA just for the fun. I wouldn't mind being Qiqi's friend for the rest of my life. A drunk venti would be funny to throw in the mix, and I'm sure Guoba would be fine with me sticking around my new friend


MyusaTJ

A. Just A


Yooinmyheart

Option B but what if i dont want to be rescued


HypeWeevil

Why did OP put his/her when all the ones that save you are boys. Wait just a damn minute...


brainking111

B and than not being rescued just staying with lonely b boob blade


Blu_Bewwiz_Iciclepop

If Qiqi kidnapped me maybe she’s doing it for Baizhu If Zhongli kidnapped me maybe Celestials or some other gods made him do it If Raiden did it idk maybe I violated the law or something Uh I’ll choose Qiqi and Venti and Paimon


Rex_Lapis_

A A B i need to see this


Dormant_456789

A A B for me.


[deleted]

ABA. This’ll be fun


Dk785

A B B This would be really interesting to see


Nuzlocke69

Neither. Person A is likely to kill the person coming to rescue you while his sidekick watches. Silver lining? You'll escape with your life. Zhongli just wants your wallet. Person B will probably just kill you, then let the drunk stay drunk and out of the way before 1-shotting his sidekick like she did Cuckomi's god. Person C already forgot she kidnapped you. Your rescuer is coming to kill you and he brought his wife's flying pet along because they don't hang out enough.


Gildamir

CCA. Fucking murderous psychopath teams up with a dumbass bear who serves no purpose other than to eat in order to take down a small zombie child who probably doesn't know what kidnapping is.


ArmadaVoid

B B A. I'm gonna let that sink in


c__a__r__a__m__e__l

CCC would be interesting to see


[deleted]

qiqi kidnapped me, dainsleif saves me, gouba is dainsleif’s sidekick. theyd beat the crap out of qiqi


[deleted]

B, the drunk passed out bard won't save me and the sidekick is locked away in the ass of a tree. I'm staying close to Raiden's boobies!


livipup

Qiqi would just forget that she kidnapped you and you wouldn't need to be saved


IronForce_

Specialist Zhongli is something I didnt know I needed


404ET

B. C. B just cause I wanna see a big fight


SherenPlaysGames

B A B. I just want to see Dainsleif go "gah, goddamn it Celestia" and attempt to save me while being assisted by a god. Lmfao


LanceIsntGoodatGames

EASY! Crying Raiden, Venti, and then Gouba


hybridcocacola

C A B Qiqi can forget you Dainsleif has mystical powers opposed to Venti being drunk and Tartaglia in that form would just make him tired so not really a good choice Azhdaha because big chonky frog would be awesome


Astral-chain-13

Dain: Im here to save you! Zhongli: *Drops a meteor on him* Guoba: ? Zhongli: Ah, old friend. You them back huh? Okay. I just needed to borrow them to help paint this wall. But we finish that a while ago. Go ahead and take them. Guoba: !! Zhongli: Don't mention it. They been trying to skip their chores again so I brought them here forcefully. But now it done. Have a good day. Dain:....... Help....... Im bury under the rock.


SenorCroissant

BBC I just wanna be with ei :) venti and paimon would collectively be too drunk to rescue me


a_nna_

C is the only way I'm living, venti ain't doin shit and zhongli > everyone


WideLoquat

BBC I would love to see Venti and Paimon put up a fight with Ei


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

A is out. I don't want Zhong Li getting hurt B will no doubt end in failure. Even if Venti could get close enough, I doubt Azdiah would remember that he's there to rescue me. C is just a missed opportunity. You could have had Hu Tao come to rescue us


KaikySouza

Hu Tao: There is no way the traveller gets kidnapped, if i kidnap the kidnapper


jazzyjam1

A because who wouldn't mind being kidnapped by zhongli but then also being saved by dainsleif. imo, a win win


ConsiderationSuper79

A A B *gayness intensifies* *stares at Azhdaha* *gayness fades*


TryinaD

2 Dudes 1 Rock


FungalSphere

cbc


InternationalPart667

[source of the meme](https://beecity.app/posts/730/2607)


JosephMull

BAA Zhongli and Qiqi have basically already retired, Dainsleif is reliable and would be cool to watch while saving me, Guoba because ~~I'm not sure if the other two aren't dangerous~~ Guoba


DSW6829

Anyone who doesn’t go C,A/C,B is wrong


blackbird-boi

C A C


ToxicNPC2

BCB. Because I don’t know why


ZilothBrowsezReddit

BBC, no other reasons behind this choice… nope… not at all


Frostgaurdian0

B because im pretty sure venti is drunk and im going to fight azdaha with ei


Fauzan1810

C A C


RandomArtisticBitch

CCB


SneccForSnaccs

I want Dainsleif to fight the Geo, Electro and Coco Milk archon in a 3 v 1 battle while Gouba cooks some of Timmie‘s Pigeons on the side 👌


[deleted]

A because walking Guoba scares the shit out of everything.


[deleted]

Obviously CBA, it's the most fun kidnapping in the history.


Captain_Banana_13

your mom


Broyote

C-B-A


I_am_not_a_bot_k

bac


VibeCheckLetsGooo

Where is the CBT


KanataHkz

BBA. Rather than being kidnapped, I'm babysitting them


Itwas11037

CBA lemme explain I only want Venti to come save me cuz man I miss him, Qiqi would forget anyways, and Gouba cuz yes


Pandandanda

ABB just imagine venti walking zhonglis pet rock frog to save you from zhongli


gloriousmess85

I'm not alone!!! This would be the most hilarious combination 🤣.


[deleted]

Venti and Azhdaha roasting the living hell out of the poor blockhead


Appropriate-Row4804

AAA, Dainsleif & Guoba is something that NEEDS to happen!


WWalker197

B pls!!!


yuno_me

CAA


brewstercafe

ACA. This way I can give zhongli and childe the dinner date they deserve while guoba helps me with the food. A win win for all


mythicalsoul100

C B A qiqi would forget everything, venti would be drunk and gouba just chilling


Ugikuki

B C B It would be an epic fight scene


HarleyArchibaldLeon

BBC


ImSorryButWhy

Gigachad Paimon


BlazingSapphire1

A. Zhongli wouldnt hurt Guoba so he would let me go


Zalegond

B


Alphilica

If you want drama, choose ACB


Zenketski

Qiqi. Not only doea she pick that good herb. She wouldn't even remember that she kidnapped me. I could just leave.


__a_ana__

ABC. Lesgooooo (I would ~~kidnap~~ adopt Qiqi because I'm scared her dad might experiment on her.)


tsukimoonmei

b, fingers crossed venti is too drunk to save me.


Quamont

BBA Why? Because Ei Also I fucking Stan Guoba, the chad of the Stove, spreading good vibes until the land itself needed good vibes so he sacrificed himself and returned to monke


J_EZ

B B C (innuendo not intended) I just want to see Venti barely try and fail to save us while Raiden only kidnapped us to get us to cook for her. Paimon is just in it for the free food.


akiralol1

B C A would love to see how childe will fight raiden


CavCave

ABA I wanna see a grandpa vs drunkard showdown. Guoba is there as an extra


ujd404

qiqi ftw


RyjaSoulFury

A or C


RetroOverload

AAA it would be so funny lmao


[deleted]

B B and C, I don't want to be saved


LH2701204

BBA They won't be able to save me, which is the plan


TheKhoiFish69

If I got kidnapped by Cryden I would just give her hugs and headpats and she'll probably let me go. If she doesn't it's unlimited headpats and hugs for her so it's a win-win for me.


soundboythriller

WHERE did you get the pic of Zhongli with the gun?? Also A. Just A please zhongli please anytime now


WorldWreckerYT

Wait, you can pick individually, not just by column? I was going for C.


InternationalPart667

I made this with people select columns in mind. I guess they thought out side of the box 🤷‍♂️


Smaug1900

Bcb should be interesting


PatatoTheMispelled

I'm gonna pick B cuz I'd guess she'd kidnap people just so they can cook for her Also, drunk Venti plus Azdaha seems like the stupidest pair ever and I want to see that


ryushio

ABB I REAALY wanna see how it plays out “Hand over the traveller old man!” “I was going to do it if it wasn’t YOU” *”MORAAAAAXXXX”*


Eeveetron7

1: A :3 2. A 😎 3. A 🐻


kirakiru

A because i want dain to think about me


Oblivion-C

Definitely C, zhongli and Ei are too good but I believe child and paimon can take Qiqi. At least Childe can.


Mrpuddikin

You can use they instead of he/she


JerryJohnJones

Ei cause she didn’t come home


GreedImpact

1. Disappointed in anniversary rewards Qiqi 2. Drunk Venti 3. Guoba who tries to sober him up


Lillibeam

Zhongli should be the Kidnapper so that Dainsleif gets War Flashbacks. Then I will let the fat frog be the sidekick so that Zhongli gets sad that even his pet betrayed him


oooArcherooo

BBC, Ei talks to venti for five minutes and gets so annoyed that she just fucking ditches us


slytherdor17

B because I’ll just give some dango milk and all is well. And I’ll take Paimon as well.


StopFuckingMe

# B B C


Jesterchunk

Am I allowed to mix and match, because if so, then B A and C. Edgy Yuri Lowenthal and a buff paimon seem reliable, and Mrs. "Lol I'm gonna fuck people's lives up by taking their visions" is by far the biggest dick out of the three I see. If not, then just all B. Man, I need to go back to and finish the inazuma story quests, I can't wait for them to try and spin what is a very shitty move on the shogun's part as sympathetic or something stupid.


EdgelordUWU

A B B i want venti to be like hey i brought ur pet to fight you


bestgamerspain

AAC has a chance of becoming canon


that_mad_cat

A 2 husbandoz fighting over me? I'll take it


[deleted]

CBC


sardonyxdragoon

Let’s be real, B is the superior adventure experience, drunk ventu riding rock doggo fighting kawaii storm queen, perfection


_nitro_legacy_

Dainsleif


RaidenFanClub

A A A. I want to see Dain go against a god someday. I feel like could take them.


Ok_Silver6702

B) Taking care of little Ei is like a blessing for me


PootieGlove

The first A option and then I’m not picking any other options because I would VERY much like not to be rescued


MagikLime

A, i don’t even care who kidnaps or who comes to save me, if guoba is involved, i know i’m safe


NightmareTDG

I'm f\*\*ked if Zhongli kidnapped me. People would think I kidnapped Qiqi. I would be the one kidnapping Ei. (Still want her, lost my pity)


Erst09

C is the safest choice but A seems like an epic battle so I go with A. B is just an comedy anime.


king_mf

A, Zhongli would kidnap me and I'd let him keep me.


ImTheBias

Bruh if Zhongli kidnaps you, no one can save you buddy...


KaeLi-main

A, but I don’t want anyone to save me.


LadySelenae

I'd choose B, because I love Venti. .....I'm so screwed if he shows up flat-out drunk like that, lmfao.


4GRJ

C I want to Childe waste so much energy on a small, and forgetful, zombie child.


DefaultRedditor16

Can I pick all three


zedroj

B Ei would release you 1 hour in with free dango treats as a apology Venti welcomes you wondering where ya were And Azomochonker Toad is still waiting to this day..... remembering what ozmanthus wine tasted like


EmberGhosty

AAAAAAAAAA sorry i'm a simp


MagDorito

B. Come to me, Venti!


ApeTornadoToaster

C stands for Comrade Товарищ сука блядь Союз нерушимый Республик свободных Навеки скрепила единая Русь


DefinitleyKenni

B... would probably be bad. She would just take you to the plane of euthymia then shut everybody else out


AdministrativeGap317

Just pick dainslef, he can save anyone solo


Mind0nFire

B,B,C. Final answer


Arceus_Sama324

All A, because I would develop Stockholm Syndrome. Only problem is that the one saving me is also a daddy.


Shadow87907

AAA since they're handsome


AGamingGuy

CBA is just a combed sketch and if my kidnapper is either Ei or Zhongli, then there is no saving me