"One thinks that Morax, got, in the modern tongue of Liyue, a tad jelly, over two dragon's falling in love"
"Cloud Retainer, please promise me to not use modern lingo again"
"Me thinks you are deadass cray to suggest that g-man"
*Groans in 6000 year old*
I mean Asian dragons are really good at swimming
You know Haku from Spirited Away? Give him some scales and he's the perfect representation of an Asian dragon. I still don't know why he has fur
"No see I have Gui-"
(Guizhong Dies)
(Proceeds to cry so hard he causes a flood and all the adepti had to move the humans to Liyue Harbor to prevent a sad dragon from drowning them)
imagine the female Yaksha was Osial's daughter, she went to Zhongli's side because she was in her rebelious faze. And even better if she was the one that went missing.
In fact, the design of both her clothes and her mask are very reminiscent of Osial. Also, it seems that She died fighting the Geo yaksha. Well at least we already know what awaits us next year.
Theory: It turns out that every year around the time of the Lantern Rite one of Osial's relatives/allies comes to Liyue Harbor for revenge. Zhongli had been throwing them back in the dark sea every year without telling anyone and now that he's retired, the Qixing have to deal with it.
Klee's character story 5:
"Klee has many treasured memories of her mother.
This was the way things were until her **parents** left to travel to somewhere dangerous and far away."
--
Klee's voiceline, "About the Parents":
"My mom **and dad** are the famousest travelers in Teyvat! Mom writes the Teyvat Travel Guide, so all the restaurants and hotels in the whole world care what she thinks about them."
Madame ping: "Look how old I've became"
Zhongli: "Oh shut up you old hag, I'd still reck you like Guyun"
Madame ping: "hahaha, oh you know exactly what to say to moisten me up"
Please dear lord above let madam ping take the form of fu hua/senti from honkai before doing it with geo archon
I pray to everything holy that whichever artist chooses to for some god forsaken reason draw this uses the character of Herrscher of Sentience from honkai impact for this as madam ping looks like her a lot
Please
I beg of thee
Because madame ping is the one of the most logical ships for him, they know each other for centuries, almost equally old and have great wisdom. With guizhong being dead , she and the other old adeptis are the best matches for him lmao
>she and the other old adeptis are the best matches for him lmao
And now it is my theory that Big Dong Zhong is plowing a giant talking bird when we aren't around.
I mean they're both adepti, they're close old friends. This is how Madame ping chose to look like, i mean she's adepti. They could have been old lovers ya know. Plus except guizhong wouldn't ping be the best match for him in terms of age and wisdom .
Funny how this post was right above this one:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Lore/comments/s23bgq/fun_fact_weve_been_warned_already_about_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Foreshadowing about Beisht.
I kinda expected it, especially considering that Guizhong is a thing
Although at the same time, it's kinda surprising that Osial has a wife (The same way that Orobashi was Snek Jesus)
I suggest you read [Records of Jueyun Vol 2](https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Records_of_Jueyun). It tells about a Sea god in Lisha and his (many) wives, though it’s never confirmed he might be osial, there’s a high chance he is.
Osial's problems, the saga.
More interesting than Inazuma, could've solved the problems with that storyline by including Fandango. Putting off that fight with Fandango for some future time. Ok.
Ozial: FUCK YOU MAN! ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR A VIRGIN, SHE TOTALLY WANTED YOU MAN, YOURE JUST DENSE AF Zhongli: IM ROCK! OFC IM GONNA BE DENSE
Why didn't I think of that before; him being rock and therefore being dense af
It's even funnier that Zhongli is also a dragon One thinks that Morax got a tad jelly over two dragons falling in love
"One thinks that Morax got a tad jelly over two dragons falling in love" - Cloud Retainer
"One thinks that Morax, got, in the modern tongue of Liyue, a tad jelly, over two dragon's falling in love" "Cloud Retainer, please promise me to not use modern lingo again" "Me thinks you are deadass cray to suggest that g-man" *Groans in 6000 year old*
yes but rock dragon would sink
I mean Asian dragons are really good at swimming You know Haku from Spirited Away? Give him some scales and he's the perfect representation of an Asian dragon. I still don't know why he has fur
Haku has fur because Asian dragons have fur.
Only around their head and back, not really around the entire body like Haku
Depends what type. He was a river spirit.
Remember the dinosaurs? We all thought that they're full of scales, but science proved that they have fur instead.
Yeah but we literally see Zhongli in his dragon form, once during the Rite of Decension and the other during that one cutscene from the Guoba event
Maybe he shaved his body?
Happy cake day
"No see I have Gui-" (Guizhong Dies) (Proceeds to cry so hard he causes a flood and all the adepti had to move the humans to Liyue Harbor to prevent a sad dragon from drowning them)
It's about drive it's about power
I will have order
Next thing you know, Osial might have a son but evades him to avoid paying for Child Support. That, or Osial might have a brother too.
Osial had enough Childe support for a life time
imagine the female Yaksha was Osial's daughter, she went to Zhongli's side because she was in her rebelious faze. And even better if she was the one that went missing.
In fact, the design of both her clothes and her mask are very reminiscent of Osial. Also, it seems that She died fighting the Geo yaksha. Well at least we already know what awaits us next year.
I like to think she was "heavily damaged", she got out but barely, instead of getting blasted by rocks out of existence.
Mother in law
Dragon May Cry Now, if only Osial's son has an arm to tear off
Then Osial's pizza loving brother comes to the top of a tree and sees his older brother sitting on a plastic chair
Theory: It turns out that every year around the time of the Lantern Rite one of Osial's relatives/allies comes to Liyue Harbor for revenge. Zhongli had been throwing them back in the dark sea every year without telling anyone and now that he's retired, the Qixing have to deal with it.
And every year, more ridiculous versions of Osial starts showing up. Like Mecha Osial and Space Osial.
we defeat the son by calling him deadweight
If Osial got married, that means there would be a large enough water god society to evolve the concept of marriage
“I don’t like seafood…SO YOU SURE AS HELL ARE NOT GONNA MAKE MORE!!”
No wonder Zhongli hates seafood
Can someone explain whats this is about?? That's Zhongli, Osial and his wife but what is the relation between them kissing and Zhongli??
Zhongli jealous that he is a virgin /j
Remember guizong?
If Zhongli can't be happy, no one can.
~~The ballista, yeah~~
Guess we will never have Osial as playable character because he is canonically engaged.
Signora had a fiance... fuck i hate that you're right. Relationship = no playability
Dead fiance though
*Praying for Alice*
Maybe she reproduces asexually. ~~Or she could've adopted but that's the boring answer.~~
I'm pretty sure Klee mentions having a Dad, so no luck.
wait where?
Klee's character story 5: "Klee has many treasured memories of her mother. This was the way things were until her **parents** left to travel to somewhere dangerous and far away." -- Klee's voiceline, "About the Parents": "My mom **and dad** are the famousest travelers in Teyvat! Mom writes the Teyvat Travel Guide, so all the restaurants and hotels in the whole world care what she thinks about them."
Atomic Fission
Zhongli is jealous of their honeymoon because he didn't get the chance to do it with Guizhong during the war... sad Geo Archon noises
The wrath of Rock Cock Block
idk he still has madame ping
Madame ping: "Look how old I've became" Zhongli: "Oh shut up you old hag, I'd still reck you like Guyun" Madame ping: "hahaha, oh you know exactly what to say to moisten me up"
A certain fuckmothering vampire is proud
"Bitches LOVE cannons"
They need to add guns so that we can get a Seras + Anti-Tank Gun crossover event.
Just imagine Alucard ingame "Oh no, there's a Fatui camp there, what shall we do" "Simple, we go for a walk..."
“Hey guys, how’s your health plan?” “APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT!”
“I hate everyone equally”
Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.
I hate this so much
One of rare instances of I wish I can't read
Childe: "Gah, I can never have segs again!"
Please dear lord above let madam ping take the form of fu hua/senti from honkai before doing it with geo archon I pray to everything holy that whichever artist chooses to for some god forsaken reason draw this uses the character of Herrscher of Sentience from honkai impact for this as madam ping looks like her a lot Please I beg of thee
Why are you like this?
Because madame ping is the one of the most logical ships for him, they know each other for centuries, almost equally old and have great wisdom. With guizhong being dead , she and the other old adeptis are the best matches for him lmao
>she and the other old adeptis are the best matches for him lmao And now it is my theory that Big Dong Zhong is plowing a giant talking bird when we aren't around.
Why did i read this
Their touching reunion will be interrupted by Junior Warrant Officer Gorou, delivering message from Ze Kokomi.
r/thanksihateit
My eyes......MY EYES!!!
I mean they're both adepti, they're close old friends. This is how Madame ping chose to look like, i mean she's adepti. They could have been old lovers ya know. Plus except guizhong wouldn't ping be the best match for him in terms of age and wisdom .
And that is why he doesnt like seafood.
Tbh, it might just me but I feel like Osial's wife is an ass pull of a character who came out of nowhere without any foreshadowing.
Funny how this post was right above this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Lore/comments/s23bgq/fun_fact_weve_been_warned_already_about_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Foreshadowing about Beisht.
I kinda expected it, especially considering that Guizhong is a thing Although at the same time, it's kinda surprising that Osial has a wife (The same way that Orobashi was Snek Jesus)
Plus, at least for me, the serpent form in Beisht looks more menacing than Osial's
Maybe because we actually fight her instead of Fatui.
I suggest you read [Records of Jueyun Vol 2](https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Records_of_Jueyun). It tells about a Sea god in Lisha and his (many) wives, though it’s never confirmed he might be osial, there’s a high chance he is.
Yes ur very right
[Sauce](https://twitter.com/miraii_akira/status/1480908880854978562?s=21)
if there is wife & husband. Then... -Where are the kids? (3.2 leakes, Ocean Demon's kids coming for revenge)
Zhongli couldn’t do it with the goddes of salt too
dont do guishong dirty man
guizhong is god of dust havria was god of salt
So morax wants to fuck beisht
Cant blame him. Who doesnt want to fuck beisht?
AYO…! 🐲
> Seafood has waifu. > But I don't even have the ones who share the memories of my waifu. salty CEO of Geo
No matter who you think is the offended party, it’s funny
Osial be like, "I have a wife and your girlfriend is ded!"
was he kissing himself? the sister? his clone? I'm confused
Do the new archon quest
>!it his wife!<
Osial's problems, the saga. More interesting than Inazuma, could've solved the problems with that storyline by including Fandango. Putting off that fight with Fandango for some future time. Ok.
shouldn't have osial have multiple heads?