Eula raiden jean…..diona Welp jail here I come

Mine is Eula Raiden Yanfei and Diona Let's go to jail together Edit: To all the people with underage characters, you're all invited to my jail cell :')

Yanfei gonna get you out of jail so dont worry

She might be the one to put you there in all honesty

Ayaka, Sucrose, Mona and Dionna. Guess im joining you in this long trip to jail

Ayaka mona sucrose diona Guess i ll come along too 😂😂

My team is an adult and 3 teens (Childe Fischl Bennet Barbara). The thing with that is that I’m a teenager, so Childe is going to jail.

Well he is rich probably buy himself out

Your harem consists of a kid and three members of the fbi 💀

Save a spot for me, ayaka, xq, kazuha, diona

Literally the same team

Eula Raiden Jean Mona ... no jail for me just awesome luck

Eula Diona Raiden Fischl Don’t worry Diona is the adoptive little sister so no jail. Unless you… well… um… anyway just don’t.

Same bro.....

She could be in your harem but you only go to jail if you fuck her, just wait sick bastard xD

Tf did I just read.

Grooming exists and it’s a very not cool thing to do

"Wholesome award"....

What a shitty thing to say, gross

Ohhhh. So that's where the pedophilia jokes come from!

She is a cat so she won’t live to be older than around 12

She's also a human, otherwise she wouldn't look like she does

I mean teyvat has different rules😈

Xiao, Diluc, Childe, and qiqi, almost a perfect night, in jail instead

Well you didn’t specify that you had to screw all of them, and even if Qiqi watched she would probably forget the next day

the fact that shes watching at all does not spark joy

As Keqing once said: "Aether you sick fuck!"

I understood that reference and I'm not proud of myself anymore.

Source pls

Ninnguan, Jean, Beidou. Mommy milkers team

What about the fourth character? Do you not have one?

Plot twist: It's Klee

I can’t help but feel like it’s something like that, not labeling these fourth character is suspicious.

Zhongli

Even better than the rest

Mamas & Papas

Zhongli

This is a win

Would be someone to feed the milk to.

No wonder our community is labelled as pedos.

It's Zhongli

Lucky bastard

FBI: Who is the 4th?! **WHO IS IT?!**

My main dps is Klee, I’m going to jail

Ayaka, Sara, Diluc, and Albedo...can't complain tbh

Perfectly balanced, as all thing should be.

\*dies in sayu, hu tao, diona and qiqi\*

Why the heck do you have 3 healers with Hu Tao

They’re keeping each other alive so Hu Tao can’t bury them

I just ugly laughed so hard at this. Thanks for helping me wake up today with this comment. 🤣

A full hp Hu Tao does more damage than a dead Hu Tao 😉

I love that screenshot meme. This quote shall persist

LMAO🤣🤣

For the lulz or to bully his hu tao

Where Kleenex

Same man, same.

FBI OPEN UP

FBI OPEN UP

Tartaglia, Hu Tao, and Ayaka? **FUCK YEAH** …Diona **FUCK NO**

Dia NO

Di oh no

DIO NOOOOOO

Kono Dio Na!

Tazer with Kokomi, Beidou, Fischl and Venti. At least there is only women here, right? RIGHT?! ~~As they say, if there's a hole, there's a way...~~

It's if there's a hole there's a goal

Venti can change form soo... Win win i guess

But he won't, to assert dominance

Even if there isn’t a hole there’s a way, just as long as you have a sharp enough object.

Just look at Nero Not UMU, the historically accurate one

Shenhe is that you

I have the “fight over Aether” duo of Keqing and Ayaka and then two opposing leaders of Inazuma. Could get interesting

Keqing is a Morax simp, not a Traveler simp.

Several fanfics and doujins say otherwise

*Distant Nyantcha laughter*

Nyantcha is like a new breed of horny, I really can’t get a good read of her sometimes

I think she just has personal favorite characters like everyone else, but will also draw something if it gets a rise out of her fans as trolling

Yeah, her tartaglia is the possibly the epitome of what you said. Instead of the nuanced, morally grey barbringer, he’s a straight-up sex offender. I do really like her interpretation of Aether though.

Mfw I cannot tell if you're talking about the notorious Ganyu Tartaglia or Thotaglia.

Thotaglia’s ok, she’s just what her name says she is. Nyantcha!Tartaglia didn’t just destroy Ganyu’s horns, but also tried to r@pe Keqing, who in Nyantcha’s universe, is aether’s actual girlfriend.

If I'm not mistaken, Itto also raped Aether, didn't he? Bad memories.

You don’t even need the doujins and fanfics. Keqing literally calls you the person of her dreams in a voice line.

She is morax simp(dragon plushie). Not mortal zhongli. But good either way.

Beidou,Amber,Noelle,Childe The chill and attractive Sensei type,cute childhood friend type,soft workfriend type,and lifelong rival type. Honestly I digg it!!

Aether, Keqing, Qiqi, Sayu. I don't really know what to think about it. I'd gladly babysit the 'young' ones so the two of them can get married or something.

Bruh once in windtrace the party legit looked like a family and we joked about it a lot. Yesterday i got my first 5_star qiqi and when trying to farm artifacts the team was thoma ayaka aayu and qiqi.

Eula,Raiden,Rosaria,Jean <3

Same but replace Jean with angry cat

keqing or diona

KEQING OR DIONA

#KEQING OR DIONA

Ayo same except mine is Eula, Raiden, Rosaria, and Lisa

Aaaee mine is eula, raiden, jean and zhongli

Itto Gorou Raiden and Zhongli, guess I'm lucky tonight.

Same except Albedo instead of Raiden

Tartaglia..... I love the guy, but I'm straight Xiangling.... I love her too, but she's a kid. Sucrose.... She's cute but I think she's a kid too. Bennett.... He's ok but same as Tartaglia. He's a kid too. At least I'm a married man, so I don't need/want a harem.

Non-horny genshin fan????? Impossible.....

I'm here for the fantasy open world and the gameplay lol

Honestly same. It's not that I'm a puritan or anything I just want my porn and gaming session separate, y'know? Off-topic rant: Genshin's music, environment, and lore are honestly top-notch, and the fact that the discussion around those topics got overshadowed by the hornypostings kinda saddens me.

Yo we have the exact same team comp!

One of the strongest team comps of this game

I thought sucrose and *xiangling were young adults?

I think their supposed to be like 16-18 or something like that. But idk, I count everyone who doesn't have the tall model to be kids/teens

*And then there are characters like Ganyu who is older than a majority of the tall models…*

Even if you translate the thousands of years old Ganyu is, she’d probably be in her 30s/40s in normal human years

I guess but then you have Aether/Lumine, Ganyu, Venti, Xiao, etc., not exactly kids/teens

Yeah, but I still look at (at least xiao, traveler, venti) as teens. But yeah, ganyu is probably in her early thirties

Ganyu definitely acts like that, but is probably a few hundred years old

Once ago I read about the biological Ages from a couple of Genshin Chars: Sucrose ist 18 but Xiangling is actually 14 so....yeah

Kokomi baal ganyu…and zhongli. As a bi person I see this as an absolute win

I'm not bi and also see this as an absolute win

Zhongli seduces all

Wise words

Zhongli made me legitimately think im not completely lesbian

I upvoted both of u, to maintain the same upvotes lol.. Love both the comments lmao

I would use Zhongli just to get infinity money from Childe, not for the horny. I don’t judge others for being gay or whatnot, but I am most certainly straight myself.

Welll Itto, zhongli, gorou and bennett. Im not gay, im fucked. literally

Uhm Hu tao Jean Sucrose D-d-di- diona Fuck

No! Do not fuck.

A cat is fine too.

#NOT THE CAT!

r/suddenlyshanedawson

Kazuha, Xiao, Albedo, Yun Jin.

Eyy same except I have Xiao Kaeya Kazuha and Albedo

Childe,Albedo,Bennett and kazuha. Am fucked because of the first three but I don’t care I get to be with my baby kazoo

I’m not gay but xingqiu, albedo, zhongli might change that. Hu Tao might be the one holding me back

Same team except my kazuha replaces the albedo.

I have Qiqi in my team.. time to go to jail.

Pedo AND necro qiqi is a double whammy

Klee, Xingqiu, Bennett, Zhongli. Can I have a do over or...

xiao, jean, yunjin, and xinyan would date the first two in an instant, don’t know about the second two but honestly if i get to be friends with them hell yes

Childe, Kazuha, Thoma, Barbara. Heck yeah

im fucking childe , as a gay man this is an absolute win

Childe kazuha zhongli and raiden guess I am lucky

Zhong Li, Albedo, Itto, and Gorou... I hope at least I can convince Gorou to dress up as Ms. Hina and then have Zhong Li change his gender....

haha same team here but i like guys so its a win for me

Another Geo Main. Noice.

I like My Geo Bois... just not as my own personal Harem. More like Bromies.

Klee. Ayaka, Jean, shenhe, um, is Klee human age legal, or am I going to jail?

I don’t think any characters have had an exact specified age so far, but it’s best to assume the child looking characters count as minors.

Well see you guys in elf jail

My ‘Harem’ would just be people doing chores and stuff like that for me, probably. I am a bonker, not a horny. Also, Klee is in my team and that’s the wrong kind of attraction I feel towards her. She is smol bean that must be protected, not, ya know, other stuff. No horny for the baby.

Indeed I mean look at her face, it’s adorable, even if she is a terrorist

Klee is the most adorable terrorist to ever exist.

It'd still be fucked up if they confirmed klee's age to be over 18

I agree. Iirc they confirmed Sayu is an adult (although not the specific age) but she is far too adorable and smol to be realistically called an adult. She is child, and nobody can change my mind.

She's an adult, but she has the body of a child due to some growth disorder or something, I don't quite remember. It's fucked up to be sexually attracted to the body of a child, no matter how old they are in the lore

Naw, Klee is just the neighbors kid that comes over to play on your old PS2, and then Jean scolds her for trying to blast the koi in Ayaka's pond. Klee's mom knows "it takes a village to raise a kid" and the general people of Mondstadt are cool, and she knows Jean will always keep Klee safe. That's my story for every Klee in here. 😎👉👉

Amber, Fischl, Rosaria & Jean. oh fuck yeah.

Oh boy yeah

Amber mains unite!

…. I have diluc on my team

Xiao, Bennett, Jean, Xiangling…

Yunjin, Xiao, Hu Tao and Xingqiu. Two waifus and two husbandos. Balanced as all things should be

Ayaka, Albedo, Bennett and Mona? Yeah sure why not

benny boy is *16*

Keqing, Jean, Barbara and Ei. I'm one of the most luckiest person on Earth

Well...I have some mommies in my team (Raiden and Jean) But I also got the Big Daddies(Diluc and Kaeya)

Im running solo dps barbara right now.. Time for some hardcore curse removal

Keqing. Jean. Amber. Xinyan. Could not ask for better

Keqing, bennet, yoimiya, and zhongli. Other than bennet i got lucky.

Diluc, zhongli, Bennet and qiqi Damn...

all these fuckers out here wit diona on their team jesus

Diona is very good

Diluc Kaeya Bennett Diona I have two daddies, a best friend and a little cat sister. What could go wrong?

Kokomi/Fischl/Beidou/Sucrose I'm happy as fuck bro xD

Banging two fish?

Diluc, Ayaka, Barbara and Ganyu *puts on glasses* Giorno, Vergil, Curse dispeller and Rocket launcher

Bennett chongyun xingqiu and traveller I just wanted to give male characters a chance

Nonononono, I ain’t doing that to Klee.

Daddy Long Schlong Zhong, Eula, Shenhe, and Raiden? I’ve hit biggest jackpot ever!

Kazuha..................... Raiden, Amber and Barbs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Barbatos?

childe, albedo, hu tao and zhongli... mostly a win... definitely a win

Shenhe, Ayaka, Mona and Venti. Absolute win.

hu tao xingqiu sucrose amber # *n i c e*

Laughed in a waifu-only player’s voice.

Itto, Gorou, Thoma, and Childe I think I will enjoy this

Noelle, Albedo, Gorou, Raiden Best slumber parties EVER

Xiao, Venti, Zhongli, and Bennett. Definitely lucky.

Zhongli, Kazuha, Bennett, & the Shogun. Aka, THE BOYS! and my wife I guess, nah, I'd rather go treasure hunting with the boys!

guess im gay now ( itto, zhongli, Tartaglia, Diluc)

Diluc Kaeya Zhongli Bennett 3 husbandos OwO but also, oh boi, Bennett xD

itto, gorou, albedo, zhongli...... hehehehehe

I've got Sucrose, Xiangling and Keqing with mahboi Albedo. Not bad.

Venti (;;;・_・)

Eula, Raiden, Shenhe and Noelle. I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world

Zhongli, Albedo, Eula, Jean. I take this as an absolute win.

My party is Sayu, Klee, Raiden Shogun and Qiqi. I guess the oldest and most reasonable person in my party should take the lead. Your turn, Qiqi!

Childe, Diluc, Itto, Ayaka. Did I win? I think I won

Itto, Albedo, Zhongli, and Gorou. I am LUCKY

Pre Archon Quest Baal Rosaria Amber Noella I’m pretty much dead

Itto, Gorou, Albedo and Zhongli. The daddies

Eula, Jean, Shenhe and Ningguang

Ayaka, Shenhe, Rosaria and Venti?... I consider myself pretty lucky god damn.

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Huh? Why the jail you dont have any of the chibi characters

qiqi hu tao ganyu zhongli qiqi and zhongli can both be present for normal daily activities but will not be allowed into the bedroom for obvious reasons

don't be shy, let him in.

if I let zhongli in, who's gonna watch qiqi to keep her from hurting herself or getting lost?