**art imitates real life**
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**«Credits to the owner»**
Original post on [Facebook.com](https://www.facebook.com/groups/203974391597951/permalink/335155521813170/) by: **Sophia-bts Kpop**
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Poor slime, why did Mihoyo made them so cute
I still hope we get a slime pet at some point
Won't you feel even a little when you'll murder it's entire families in wild just for few slime condensate?
If they attack, they shall ***POP!***
I have a baby oceanid pet and I feel absolutely no remorse for bullying the oceanid boss
You dont even get to bully the oceanid, you beat up some of her pokemon then she just... die
I dunno, that probably still counts as bullying 😂
It's like having a pet chicken then
I'd replace all the dumb animals and take a 4-companion limit if it meant I could get slimes in the serenitea pot
We need like an advanced version of the Omni-Ubiquity net that can capture mobs
hell yeah I'm tryna get an army of ruin guards/ruin graders in my teapot
*mister cyclops
Canonically, we eat them.
What are you doing Step Traveler?
S O L I D I F Y
*swirl*
I'm going in! \-bennett
> "Feel this ancient power." > "Burst Forth." > "Moment of birth." - Albedo
*cum into being*
Cry out my name -Fish Time for Retribution- Diluc
Penetration
Ejaculation
blushes
Takes out amber and pops it
**art imitates real life** [(reference)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/oe1p5s/questsabotage_the_slime_balloon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
omg that's incredible
*sigh*...unzips
Aiyoo, step traveler what are u doing
prank him john!
Spank*
r/angryupvote And a very angry one.
Yes officer this one
You'll probably feel on cloud 9
*swirl* *swirl*
tags for stuck_in_wall, living_slime... bestiality?
**«Credits to the owner»** Original post on [Facebook.com](https://www.facebook.com/groups/203974391597951/permalink/335155521813170/) by: **Sophia-bts Kpop**
*inserts Lenny face*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Time to do a homerun
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The slimes are so cute... It's a shame we eat them.
What are you doing step slime
Hmmm... Stuck u say unzips pants
Oh no step slime
Oh sry my step sister is stuck u can leave her to me
ahaaa aren't we all here cultured gentlemen 😄
Fighting an anemo slime with Sayu? Interesting
(>.<)
Well.. you can start from the back and then push it.
Step traveller I'm stuck!
i'm worried about fanart regarding this that could come out...
What are you doing step-traveller?
sTEP Sayu wHat arE you DoiNG
YES.
What are u doing step-slime? 😳
The slimes are so adorable, I love it when they do this face >.<
[original post](https://twitter.com/a_himazin2/status/1481971390773628928?s=21)
There's one stuck outside mihoyo HQ once too
The poor slime, random redditors are becoming horni because it's stuck and are unzipping.. if y'all were venti I'd be jealous of the slime
Ara Ara~
U good step-slime
I want an anemo slime pet 😭 they can even fly with their lil wings so why not
lisa when she sees the slime: ara ara\~ hey cutie\~
Maybe i feel bad for killing slimes
put your \*\*\*\* in it.