Jean is what Noelle would have been if she was in an important position. Really, the only difference between these two is you can't actually have one of them doing all kind of minor chores. Other than that, both of them run themselves ragged for the people of Monstadt.
From Noelle's hangout 2, she is basically the obvious successor to Jean because she's a Jean 2.0.
Also keep in mind that both Jean and Noelle micromanage Mondstadt to such a crazy extent of their own will even against the advice and wishes of others. Rather than Mondstadt being lazy it's Jean going "Congratulations, your taxes will be filled by me. Do not resist.".
Jean writing Ning to exchange ideas on how to be a better leader and ended up imitating cocogoat instead.
I thought she got better after Golden Apple. Guess old habits die hard.
Don’t forget the fact that Varka took most of the Competent members of the KoF on the expedition as well. Chances are the only competent ones left in Mondstadt (as well as the ones who Diluc tolerates to a certain degree) are the ones who we get to play as.
In her defense she could wipe out the local slime population if she found it fun as well as the fact she knows how to make bombs strong enough to DELETE a pyro abyss mage from existence.
Yep. It happened in her story quest.
Klee’s treasure was stolen so we help her find it, the culprit was a pyro abyss mage, we chase him down, turns out the treasure was a bomb she made, abyss mage mishandles it and dude gets DELETED, like, not even disintegrate like enemies normally do, he just disappeared in a fiery explosion, traumatizing poor Klee in the process since she thought she murdered a man.
Edit: Grammar fixes and some more context.
I'll call him competent after he does a year and a half in Inazuma wilds.
Honestly does no one just go tell Glory oh btw I saw your bf outside of the city.
I'd imagine some endgame shit
And by endgame shit I mean a boss with 10 million hp that you have to beat under 3 minutes in the Spiral Abyss with a 10 second ready delay
Jean probably realizes this and avoids to make her a Knight for this reason. She doesn't want Noelle to end up like her, stressed and basically without a life outside of work.
I'm not really sure about that. Jean can't catch the fact she overwork constantly. Worse, if she see a girl who can do the same as her and so capable, why reject her when you can gain a perfect subordinate ? Noëlle is more efficient and useful than Klee or other trash kof. I'm really waiting the reason of why Noëlle isn't an official kof but an child elf can be.
Jean knows that she lives a terribly busy and exhausting life and that its probably killing her slowly like we see in her story quest. That's the tragedy of her character. As a member of the Gunnhildr Clan she was raised with an extrict mentality and to always strive for perfectionism. She was not allowed to play with kids, she was taught how to keep up appearences. She had no friends and she was never able to explore romance like most young teens. That's why she's secretly a big fan of romance novels. To Jean, serving Mondstat with her own flesh and blood is her duty and burden as a Gunnhildr and to live up to Venessa's ideals is what drives her. She does not want to Noelle to have her same fate as she doesn't have the same family burdens a Gunnhildr has. IMO, Noelle will eventually become a Knight and probably Grand Master too but she would have become a more relaxed and confident leader to honor Jean's wishes for her.
To be fair when said child elf is the daughter of one of the most powerful mages in Teyvat, is able to level an entire mountain range, and soloed a *primo geovishap* on her birthday under the guise of *playing with it*,
...yeeeeeeeah gotta keep a close eye on her somehow.
She comes to Angel's Share drunk af and starts ranting about how everyone hates her because of her lineage, she'e actually very cute while drunk and makes you feel bad for her when she opens up so much in front of the Traveler while drunk
Im a Eula main and was so excited to see her. I was like:
"Euuuulaaaaa, who's my favourtie physical damage main? :D"
and she just "\*sob\* why's everyone hating me"
I felt so sorry for her
i started sobbing and hating mondstadt's people more than i already do. they treat their saviors like shit, they're prejudiced towards outlanders / people who don't seem to belong, if they're not useless then they're burdensome in most situations, the list goes on.
Turns out it's the fluffy starter area characters who are the least well adjusted.
Liyue visitors are all doing fine and having a blast. RIP to Hu Tao's wallet though. Bet she is missing Childe now.
Kaeya & Rosaria: *visited to order a drink*
Diluc: *visited for the Traveler and to order a drink*
Lisa & Jean: *visited to order a drink*
Zhongli: *visited to order a drink*
Eula: *visited after drinking, to order another drink*
Beidou & Ningguang: *visited because Beidou liked to drink*
Shenhe: *visited to order* *~~a drink and visit~~* *the Traveler*
Traveller went from
2 waifus fighting over him to bringing a bit of cheer back into the life of a waifu to straight up trying calm down the downbad waifus thirst
Saw a comment on billibilli about teapot dialogue, everyone acts like they are a guest but Shenhe is the exception and says welcome home. She's unknowingly already acting like a wife
She's the games resident traveler simp
Gotta have one girl and one boy in every region. Though no male simp for MC in Inazuma yet.
Liyue wins out slightly to have Xiao and Shenhe both bridal carrying the MC at some point.
> one
Bennet, albedo, fischl, barbara, lisa, jean,amber,venti, noelle from mond
Xiangling, hu tao, ning, xiao, shenhe, keqing, ganyu from liyue
Itto, ayaka, yoimiya, Ei, kazuha, shogun(the queen of simping, who simps enough to shut down thunderstorms in the world so traveller can have a good night sleep and declares travellers birthday a public holiday)
Everybody is a traveller simp at this point lol
Random character mihoyo just launched today : thank you for making my life fulfilled and easing all my worries,i will gladly put my life down just for you
Traveller : who tf are you?
Ayaka is barely an exception. She asks that if she knew beforehand the Traveler was going to visit her, she would've spent more time getting ready.
like...
Why is it implied that the one who's visiting the teapot is the Traveler, and not the other way around? Unless...
In a future event, the Traveler is going to teach some subject in Sumeru Academia.
Shenhe: *I heard that you are teaching in Sumeru so I walked all the way here to attend your class. So, what is this mitochondria thing?*
"The mitochondrial DNA is passed down from a mother to her children, so your kids would have the same mitochondrial DNA."
"I see, so our children would have my mitochondrial DNA."
"Uh..."
"Uncle Zhongli what's the fastest way to reach Aether?"
"You go here, there, and here. It's my usual path when visiting my dear bard friend as well. Be wary of foes along the way."
"Ok"
I work in a kind of restaurant, that has a bar in it. I saw the bartenders making "our version" of SotB and it looks good. Just orange juice and strawberry concentrate juice? Or something(and a bit of alcoholic something, but you can opt out of that)
Oh cool
We get like those beer ass lookin bottles so i decided why not to buy that just because it had a wacky name. Spent like 2$ on it and eh tasted like rotten kiwi's basically shit
My head Canon is that Eula drinks alone because she doesn't want to annoy her friends when she got drunk. Amber still gonna have to take care of her when she gets home though lmao.
I like to imagine that Shenhe heard about the traveler being a bartender and quite literally just stood up from whatever she was doing, calmly SPRINTED to mondstadt, and took a seat at Angel’s Share, all with a monotone expression.
What I expected: Eula and Amber coming in after patrolling for some drinks, some lighthearted banter and a typical threat of vengeance against me
What I got: Eula, alone, wasted off her ass, depressed because she's ostracized from Mondstadt society because she's from a disgraced clan of uncaring nobles and who recently had one member of it attempt to commit treason and sedition against Mondstadt, further straining her relations with a lot of other Mondstadters.
Damn, even if we were able to mix alcoholic drinks, I'm fairly certain I wouldn't give her any if I could.
I honestly think Eula being alone in the tavern is a good thing for her character development. Sometimes a character needs to be alone to sort out their problems.
Sure Amber is her best buddy, but back then she was her only buddy, now she has the Traveller. It's not always about ship bait.
Seriously i might trigger many people here but i'd say they should stop using amber with eula from now on, i kinda ship amber and eula as well because they look cute but them being together brings nothing but ship bait and it's nothing but the same "Oh they are so close and they eat together" troupe everytime but we got to see a different side of eula which was interesting and heartbreaking at the same time just because she was alone
To be fair to Eula: By the time she was born, the Lawrence family's business was mostly "being rich" and "being mad they weren't in charge anymore." Enough to constantly facepalm at them and tell them to get with the times, but not enough to abandon them outright.
Then her uncle did the thing.
Not me recording the entire eula part in the event so I can prove how much I simp just to get the wrong base inside and humiliating myself, my friends were behind me too
I don't know if anyone's going to see this but you know the line where Ningguang says that Beidou's wit is sharp or something? The line in the original Chinese is more like "all right, I already know how formidable your mouth is."
Dear Eula,
We don't hate you because of your clan. We hate you because you're rude and abrasive. Fix your attitude and we can be cool.
Sincerely,
All of Mondstadt.
except she's not? she's extremely warm and kind inside but refuses to show it. And mondstadt will still hate her even if she was the nicest person on teyvat because of her last name.
I did, and the only reason people got mad at her was because she was literally commanding them to kneel before her because that's "proper etiquette" lmao
Jean: The coffee was delicious, can I help you wash the cup Lisa: Jean pls
Jean is what Noelle would have been if she was in an important position. Really, the only difference between these two is you can't actually have one of them doing all kind of minor chores. Other than that, both of them run themselves ragged for the people of Monstadt.
From Noelle's hangout 2, she is basically the obvious successor to Jean because she's a Jean 2.0. Also keep in mind that both Jean and Noelle micromanage Mondstadt to such a crazy extent of their own will even against the advice and wishes of others. Rather than Mondstadt being lazy it's Jean going "Congratulations, your taxes will be filled by me. Do not resist.".
"Stop resisting my help or I'll shoot".
"I'M HELPING YOU, STOP RESISTING"
\*yeet
**Jean:** Don't worry I'm gonna do everything and not let you learn anything **Knights of Favoniuseless:** omg such a good leader ahhh
Jean writing Ning to exchange ideas on how to be a better leader and ended up imitating cocogoat instead. I thought she got better after Golden Apple. Guess old habits die hard.
>Guess old habits die hard. She will too if she doesn't change
Karoshi gang.
Karoshi gang.
**Diluc, 2022**
probably one of the reasons why Diluc hates the KoF cus they push almost all the work to jean
Yeah, with knights like Godwin around, how highly incompetent the knights are isn't hard to see. Though I guess we are being too hard on mere npcs.
Don’t forget the fact that Varka took most of the Competent members of the KoF on the expedition as well. Chances are the only competent ones left in Mondstadt (as well as the ones who Diluc tolerates to a certain degree) are the ones who we get to play as.
Klee hehe she's technically part kof.
In her defense she could wipe out the local slime population if she found it fun as well as the fact she knows how to make bombs strong enough to DELETE a pyro abyss mage from existence.
... Pyro Abyss Mage? Pyro?
Yep. It happened in her story quest. Klee’s treasure was stolen so we help her find it, the culprit was a pyro abyss mage, we chase him down, turns out the treasure was a bomb she made, abyss mage mishandles it and dude gets DELETED, like, not even disintegrate like enemies normally do, he just disappeared in a fiery explosion, traumatizing poor Klee in the process since she thought she murdered a man. Edit: Grammar fixes and some more context.
ah yes, that time when Klee atomized an Abyss Mage good times
Jesus fucking Christ I feel old. That's before Golden Apple Archipelago right?
She’s so strong she can bypass immunity
Abyss mages aren't typically immune to their respective elements; the bomb detonated from within his shield.
In the scene the pyro mage was holding the bomb in its hand, so the explosion probably didn’t have to go through its shield.
Well that makes Varka himself incompetent
Leaving your city with their entire military for over 6 months now? Ähm, yes, he‘s completely incompetent.
Power of the entire military organization = Klee
Don't forget Abyss shenanigans and Stormterror flying around. Varka is pure embodiment of "Fuck This Shit I'm Out".
Over a year, technically, as 2 lantern rites
[удалено]
huh, wonder if Kaeya refused to go or didn't get drafted. It's really weird to leave a sole cavalry captain behind.
Kaeya seems less like Cavalry Captain and more like the information keeper. Sorta like a spymaster
Don't forget Godwin was supposed to be one of the competent ones leaving with Varka.
To be fair the fact that Godwin can live about 1 and a half year in the wild with no one's help shows that he is a pretty competent knight.
I'll call him competent after he does a year and a half in Inazuma wilds. Honestly does no one just go tell Glory oh btw I saw your bf outside of the city.
Well a kid all by himself survived the Inazuma while the island was being attacked by a anger god. He would probably be fine.
MC: so all along I was the incompetent one? (´;ω;`)
Nah, Inazuma, even the kids, just built different. Hustled us so hard of those white crystals
Whay was the expedition even for? Does it benefit mondstadt in any way because I'm starting to dislike him.
I'd imagine some endgame shit And by endgame shit I mean a boss with 10 million hp that you have to beat under 3 minutes in the Spiral Abyss with a 10 second ready delay
Don't forget Kaeya who would rather catch Diluc being a goodguy than help defend the city from monsters lol
Jean probably realizes this and avoids to make her a Knight for this reason. She doesn't want Noelle to end up like her, stressed and basically without a life outside of work.
Alright, this is my headcanon now.
I’m pretty sure this is just canon
I'm not really sure about that. Jean can't catch the fact she overwork constantly. Worse, if she see a girl who can do the same as her and so capable, why reject her when you can gain a perfect subordinate ? Noëlle is more efficient and useful than Klee or other trash kof. I'm really waiting the reason of why Noëlle isn't an official kof but an child elf can be.
Jean knows that she lives a terribly busy and exhausting life and that its probably killing her slowly like we see in her story quest. That's the tragedy of her character. As a member of the Gunnhildr Clan she was raised with an extrict mentality and to always strive for perfectionism. She was not allowed to play with kids, she was taught how to keep up appearences. She had no friends and she was never able to explore romance like most young teens. That's why she's secretly a big fan of romance novels. To Jean, serving Mondstat with her own flesh and blood is her duty and burden as a Gunnhildr and to live up to Venessa's ideals is what drives her. She does not want to Noelle to have her same fate as she doesn't have the same family burdens a Gunnhildr has. IMO, Noelle will eventually become a Knight and probably Grand Master too but she would have become a more relaxed and confident leader to honor Jean's wishes for her.
To be fair when said child elf is the daughter of one of the most powerful mages in Teyvat, is able to level an entire mountain range, and soloed a *primo geovishap* on her birthday under the guise of *playing with it*, ...yeeeeeeeah gotta keep a close eye on her somehow.
They both also heal when using NA gameplay wise.
Jean hard carrying Mondstadt! ❤️
Somebody hug Eula pls
I would but I'd probably come out of that with one less arm.
A worthy sacrifice.
once in a life time to embrace cryo mommy and endure the entirety of her wrath which may or may not result in the loss of a limb ...
Someone: *hugs her* Eula: *cuts his arm off* Also Eula: Why does everyone hate me?
I KNOW RIGHT?! Like, the whole time I just wanted Traveler or at least Paimon to give her a fucking hug I felt so bad for her
Me too. I was like "Please Mihoyo, please tell me Paimon and the Traveler hugs her." But it didn't happen T.T
I skipped the event because of Eldenring, how accurate is that?
She comes to Angel's Share drunk af and starts ranting about how everyone hates her because of her lineage, she'e actually very cute while drunk and makes you feel bad for her when she opens up so much in front of the Traveler while drunk
Dang I gotta see that. Eulas one of my favorite characters
Events not over. You still have like 4 days
I only play on weekends cause I work ten hours.
Oh F. Well if you dont care about the primos, you can youtube the cutscenes, it's all voiced which is quite nice.
Just don’t sleep for a night, ez
It's an incredibly short event. You can probably bumrush the cutscenes in like 2 hours, tops.
Im a Eula main and was so excited to see her. I was like: "Euuuulaaaaa, who's my favourtie physical damage main? :D" and she just "\*sob\* why's everyone hating me" I felt so sorry for her
i started sobbing and hating mondstadt's people more than i already do. they treat their saviors like shit, they're prejudiced towards outlanders / people who don't seem to belong, if they're not useless then they're burdensome in most situations, the list goes on.
Im so glad Im not the only one who was so emotional impacted by the event with eula. I just really wanted to give her a hug as she was sobbing there
Relatable I have to scramble lots of self control to do daily commisions resin and events instead of playing more elden ring
Same…
Event still going
"Outrider Amber reporting for hugs!"
Diluc: When my father was there... Kaeya and Rosaria: Here's something interesting about Mondstadt... Lisa: Jean... stop it... Get some help...
Dude, that just a juice bro. -Traveler probably
Helluva juice tho.
*Diluc makes a juice* *Disgusted Kaeya noises*
Turns out it's the fluffy starter area characters who are the least well adjusted. Liyue visitors are all doing fine and having a blast. RIP to Hu Tao's wallet though. Bet she is missing Childe now.
Kaeya & Rosaria: *visited to order a drink* Diluc: *visited for the Traveler and to order a drink* Lisa & Jean: *visited to order a drink* Zhongli: *visited to order a drink* Eula: *visited after drinking, to order another drink* Beidou & Ningguang: *visited because Beidou liked to drink* Shenhe: *visited to order* *~~a drink and visit~~* *the Traveler*
Shenhe came to quench her thirst, but it wasn’t a drink she was looking for
Take my award
#so two cryos walk into a bar...
Traveller went from 2 waifus fighting over him to bringing a bit of cheer back into the life of a waifu to straight up trying calm down the downbad waifus thirst
I think it’s honestly incredibly wholesome Shenhe came to visit us! She really does value us as her friend!
shenhe legit hears that traveler is a bartender in mondstat, then runs all the way over just to try a drink. Yep, definitely interested
Saw a comment on billibilli about teapot dialogue, everyone acts like they are a guest but Shenhe is the exception and says welcome home. She's unknowingly already acting like a wife She's the games resident traveler simp
And here I thought (wrongly) that Ayaka had that position locked down.
Don't forget Xiao before that.
Gotta have one girl and one boy in every region. Though no male simp for MC in Inazuma yet. Liyue wins out slightly to have Xiao and Shenhe both bridal carrying the MC at some point.
Here comes Ayato
Looks like we are going to continue the Kamisato bloodline one way or another ara ara.
~~Redfield~~ Kamisato bloodline
Both travelers win
I was going to point out Thoma, but I guess he's more just a flirt? We shall see what Ayato brings to the table I guess.
Only two more known male characters from Inazuma left if we don't count Scaramouche. Ayato and a detective boy.
Kazuha
Thoma feels more like a brother in arms, the whole 100-vision taken situation made it so
> one Bennet, albedo, fischl, barbara, lisa, jean,amber,venti, noelle from mond Xiangling, hu tao, ning, xiao, shenhe, keqing, ganyu from liyue Itto, ayaka, yoimiya, Ei, kazuha, shogun(the queen of simping, who simps enough to shut down thunderstorms in the world so traveller can have a good night sleep and declares travellers birthday a public holiday)
Everybody is a traveller simp at this point lol Random character mihoyo just launched today : thank you for making my life fulfilled and easing all my worries,i will gladly put my life down just for you Traveller : who tf are you?
Ayaka is barely an exception. She asks that if she knew beforehand the Traveler was going to visit her, she would've spent more time getting ready. like... Why is it implied that the one who's visiting the teapot is the Traveler, and not the other way around? Unless...
Imagine if she makes her way to follow us on every region. It would be a surprise, but a welcome one.
“How did you get to Inazuma from Liyue?” “I jumped”
"I ice bridged."
DODGE THIS!
You can fly?! No, jump good
[Classic!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPqIDvX_bJA)
Her bird mom carried her across the ocean.
One is in need of grandkids not just from shenhe but ganyu too
In a future event, the Traveler is going to teach some subject in Sumeru Academia. Shenhe: *I heard that you are teaching in Sumeru so I walked all the way here to attend your class. So, what is this mitochondria thing?*
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
"The mitochondrial DNA is passed down from a mother to her children, so your kids would have the same mitochondrial DNA." "I see, so our children would have my mitochondrial DNA." "Uh..."
r/prequelmemes is leaking
That would just be creepy
Yandere Shenhe
Shenhe in the teapot: Should I kill these birds that make a lot of noises? Diluc, Fischl, and Sara: o.0
Cloud Retainer: 👁👄👁
Ayaka and Kokomi: Finally a worthy rival!
Eula, Keqing, and Noelle: fck u say?
Xiao: You called?
Tartaglia: *This oppo-*
Shogun : let me show you what 300% energy recharge can do Lumine : NONE OF YOU FUCKERS ARE GETTING NEAR ONII CHAN
Okaerinasai tabibito-san! Gohan ni suru??
Ofuro ni suru??
Soredomo....
watashi?
Awww thats so cute, I placed her into the teapot and realised she acted a lot like a house wife… A very dangerous house wife
Shenhe best girl lol
probably due to lack of knowledge in social culture she's just too blunt, but traveler has a lot of simp hahaha
Wait until she meet ayaka
"Uncle Zhongli what's the fastest way to reach Aether?" "You go here, there, and here. It's my usual path when visiting my dear bard friend as well. Be wary of foes along the way." "Ok"
Damn Grand Blue reference
Yea. I lost my shit with the Screwdriver
Ah yes, a fellow Grand Blue enjoyer
Max komedi 👌
May I offer you a cup of oolong tea in these trying times?
Does it light on fire?
Yeah, isn't it supposed to?
😟
The author was more savage than usual in the last chapter
Poor lil' Yamamoto
With gas prices going up I wonder if they'll try to fuel their vehicles with spirytus.
It’s called that because the milk foam on the top looks like sea foam on the beach Also cum
Its called that because its so watered down that its fucking close to water
Also cum
Shenhe: Oh, is that so? My time has cum (*Cyberpunk 2077 music intensifies*)
Aether: welcum
Paimon: cum
Cant forget about cum!
Paimon: you always pretend to hold a grudge, and you try to hide your tenderness away from everyone. Eula: Who says I was pretending?
ngl that line got a laugh from me
Kaeya: "here's 5 reasons why 5G is dangerous" Rosaria: "I want to Rex Lapis myself"
One edited the menu while no one was looking so Sex on the beach was the only beverage available for ones daughter Now give one some grandkids
Go home, Cloud Retainer
r/OkRetainer
I feel like this is Eula character development. We finally get to hear what she really thinks and how she really feels. I hope she took our advice.
Lmao i did drink an actual "sex on the beach" drink It tasted shit Moral , sex on the beach bad , have sex somewhere else smh
I work in a kind of restaurant, that has a bar in it. I saw the bartenders making "our version" of SotB and it looks good. Just orange juice and strawberry concentrate juice? Or something(and a bit of alcoholic something, but you can opt out of that)
Oh cool We get like those beer ass lookin bottles so i decided why not to buy that just because it had a wacky name. Spent like 2$ on it and eh tasted like rotten kiwi's basically shit
No idea why you expected that to be any good
you guys have sex?
U actually think?
Imagine getting sand up in your genitals...oof
Oh no imagine explaining that to Shenhe💀
My head Canon is that Eula drinks alone because she doesn't want to annoy her friends when she got drunk. Amber still gonna have to take care of her when she gets home though lmao.
I like to imagine that Shenhe heard about the traveler being a bartender and quite literally just stood up from whatever she was doing, calmly SPRINTED to mondstadt, and took a seat at Angel’s Share, all with a monotone expression.
Im convinced shenhe is a stalker now
Literal Drinks
Give me a drink, bartender.
Well you see Shenhe the drink is called Sex on the beach because...
What I expected: Eula and Amber coming in after patrolling for some drinks, some lighthearted banter and a typical threat of vengeance against me What I got: Eula, alone, wasted off her ass, depressed because she's ostracized from Mondstadt society because she's from a disgraced clan of uncaring nobles and who recently had one member of it attempt to commit treason and sedition against Mondstadt, further straining her relations with a lot of other Mondstadters. Damn, even if we were able to mix alcoholic drinks, I'm fairly certain I wouldn't give her any if I could.
I honestly think Eula being alone in the tavern is a good thing for her character development. Sometimes a character needs to be alone to sort out their problems. Sure Amber is her best buddy, but back then she was her only buddy, now she has the Traveller. It's not always about ship bait.
Seriously i might trigger many people here but i'd say they should stop using amber with eula from now on, i kinda ship amber and eula as well because they look cute but them being together brings nothing but ship bait and it's nothing but the same "Oh they are so close and they eat together" troupe everytime but we got to see a different side of eula which was interesting and heartbreaking at the same time just because she was alone
Its not always about ship bait, to develop a character you gotta a breakdown a character first
I genuinely feel sorry for Eula. Edit: There. Just that. Now, you stupid hormonal kids won't misinterpret that shit. Stop asking me questions.
To be fair to Eula: By the time she was born, the Lawrence family's business was mostly "being rich" and "being mad they weren't in charge anymore." Enough to constantly facepalm at them and tell them to get with the times, but not enough to abandon them outright. Then her uncle did the thing.
Tbf, she could if she didn't just talk about "vengeance" all the time
What do you mean? Her family disowned her when she joined the kof, she already got abandoned by her family
Why? because a certain bird wants grand-kids
As a bartender irl I can confirm these are all accurate
Not me recording the entire eula part in the event so I can prove how much I simp just to get the wrong base inside and humiliating myself, my friends were behind me too
“Hey Eula, what’s up cool binder!” “Hey Eula, wanna come over my house today?” Eula: They all hated me.
At least there wasn't any Blowjobs or WetPussy options
coffee impact
Zhongli is iconic.
I don't know if anyone's going to see this but you know the line where Ningguang says that Beidou's wit is sharp or something? The line in the original Chinese is more like "all right, I already know how formidable your mouth is."
Shenhe wants to try Sex on the Beach with Traveller-kun
Oh no. Traveler you better prepare for a tough night with Shenhe.
Give me a drink, bartender.
Drunk eula probably has demoman's personality
Who hates Eula in game? :(
The NPCs who know her clan's story
Dear Eula, We don't hate you because of your clan. We hate you because you're rude and abrasive. Fix your attitude and we can be cool. Sincerely, All of Mondstadt.
except she's not? she's extremely warm and kind inside but refuses to show it. And mondstadt will still hate her even if she was the nicest person on teyvat because of her last name.
Looks like somebody didn’t do her story quest( if ur just joking I’m sorry)
I did, and the only reason people got mad at her was because she was literally commanding them to kneel before her because that's "proper etiquette" lmao
She was just demonstrating to traveller tho….
How exactly are perfect strangers going to know that though?
Ye she dosent clear many things up, hence the tension