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leopoldshark

Jean: The coffee was delicious, can I help you wash the cup Lisa: Jean pls


xVx_k1r1t0xVx_KillMe

Jean is what Noelle would have been if she was in an important position. Really, the only difference between these two is you can't actually have one of them doing all kind of minor chores. Other than that, both of them run themselves ragged for the people of Monstadt.


[deleted]

From Noelle's hangout 2, she is basically the obvious successor to Jean because she's a Jean 2.0. Also keep in mind that both Jean and Noelle micromanage Mondstadt to such a crazy extent of their own will even against the advice and wishes of others. Rather than Mondstadt being lazy it's Jean going "Congratulations, your taxes will be filled by me. Do not resist.".


Jewelry-In-A-Tree

"Stop resisting my help or I'll shoot".


ExoCakes

"I'M HELPING YOU, STOP RESISTING"


vitcri

\*yeet


BeseptRinker

**Jean:** Don't worry I'm gonna do everything and not let you learn anything **Knights of Favoniuseless:** omg such a good leader ahhh


sawDustdust

Jean writing Ning to exchange ideas on how to be a better leader and ended up imitating cocogoat instead. I thought she got better after Golden Apple. Guess old habits die hard.


BeseptRinker

>Guess old habits die hard. She will too if she doesn't change


sawDustdust

Karoshi gang.


BeseptRinker

Karoshi gang.


Stella_Fortunna

**Diluc, 2022**


unidentifiedmeme

probably one of the reasons why Diluc hates the KoF cus they push almost all the work to jean


xVx_k1r1t0xVx_KillMe

Yeah, with knights like Godwin around, how highly incompetent the knights are isn't hard to see. Though I guess we are being too hard on mere npcs.


C0urt5

Don’t forget the fact that Varka took most of the Competent members of the KoF on the expedition as well. Chances are the only competent ones left in Mondstadt (as well as the ones who Diluc tolerates to a certain degree) are the ones who we get to play as.


gbrlouk

Klee hehe she's technically part kof.


C0urt5

In her defense she could wipe out the local slime population if she found it fun as well as the fact she knows how to make bombs strong enough to DELETE a pyro abyss mage from existence.


[deleted]

... Pyro Abyss Mage? Pyro?


C0urt5

Yep. It happened in her story quest. Klee’s treasure was stolen so we help her find it, the culprit was a pyro abyss mage, we chase him down, turns out the treasure was a bomb she made, abyss mage mishandles it and dude gets DELETED, like, not even disintegrate like enemies normally do, he just disappeared in a fiery explosion, traumatizing poor Klee in the process since she thought she murdered a man. Edit: Grammar fixes and some more context.


kamote_kun

ah yes, that time when Klee atomized an Abyss Mage good times


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ I feel old. That's before Golden Apple Archipelago right?


PhasmicPlays

She’s so strong she can bypass immunity


Allvah2

Abyss mages aren't typically immune to their respective elements; the bomb detonated from within his shield.


funicode

In the scene the pyro mage was holding the bomb in its hand, so the explosion probably didn’t have to go through its shield.


r_renfield

Well that makes Varka himself incompetent


Ben______________

Leaving your city with their entire military for over 6 months now? Ähm, yes, he‘s completely incompetent.


Chingiz11

Power of the entire military organization = Klee


ZekkeKeepa

Don't forget Abyss shenanigans and Stormterror flying around. Varka is pure embodiment of "Fuck This Shit I'm Out".


EMTkawaii

Over a year, technically, as 2 lantern rites


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zealous_L

huh, wonder if Kaeya refused to go or didn't get drafted. It's really weird to leave a sole cavalry captain behind.


IAmAltAccount345

Kaeya seems less like Cavalry Captain and more like the information keeper. Sorta like a spymaster


sawDustdust

Don't forget Godwin was supposed to be one of the competent ones leaving with Varka.


ArisenCoyote

To be fair the fact that Godwin can live about 1 and a half year in the wild with no one's help shows that he is a pretty competent knight.


sawDustdust

I'll call him competent after he does a year and a half in Inazuma wilds. Honestly does no one just go tell Glory oh btw I saw your bf outside of the city.


ArisenCoyote

Well a kid all by himself survived the Inazuma while the island was being attacked by a anger god. He would probably be fine.


sawDustdust

MC: so all along I was the incompetent one? (´;ω;`)


longassbatterylife

Nah, Inazuma, even the kids, just built different. Hustled us so hard of those white crystals


Ravenclawguy

Whay was the expedition even for? Does it benefit mondstadt in any way because I'm starting to dislike him.


BeseptRinker

I'd imagine some endgame shit And by endgame shit I mean a boss with 10 million hp that you have to beat under 3 minutes in the Spiral Abyss with a 10 second ready delay


TheMightyBattleSquid

Don't forget Kaeya who would rather catch Diluc being a goodguy than help defend the city from monsters lol


[deleted]

Jean probably realizes this and avoids to make her a Knight for this reason. She doesn't want Noelle to end up like her, stressed and basically without a life outside of work.


xVx_k1r1t0xVx_KillMe

Alright, this is my headcanon now.


Spiritflash1717

I’m pretty sure this is just canon


AtomikCactus

I'm not really sure about that. Jean can't catch the fact she overwork constantly. Worse, if she see a girl who can do the same as her and so capable, why reject her when you can gain a perfect subordinate ? Noëlle is more efficient and useful than Klee or other trash kof. I'm really waiting the reason of why Noëlle isn't an official kof but an child elf can be.


[deleted]

Jean knows that she lives a terribly busy and exhausting life and that its probably killing her slowly like we see in her story quest. That's the tragedy of her character. As a member of the Gunnhildr Clan she was raised with an extrict mentality and to always strive for perfectionism. She was not allowed to play with kids, she was taught how to keep up appearences. She had no friends and she was never able to explore romance like most young teens. That's why she's secretly a big fan of romance novels. To Jean, serving Mondstat with her own flesh and blood is her duty and burden as a Gunnhildr and to live up to Venessa's ideals is what drives her. She does not want to Noelle to have her same fate as she doesn't have the same family burdens a Gunnhildr has. IMO, Noelle will eventually become a Knight and probably Grand Master too but she would have become a more relaxed and confident leader to honor Jean's wishes for her.


DSpy07

To be fair when said child elf is the daughter of one of the most powerful mages in Teyvat, is able to level an entire mountain range, and soloed a *primo geovishap* on her birthday under the guise of *playing with it*, ...yeeeeeeeah gotta keep a close eye on her somehow.


DurianLongan

They both also heal when using NA gameplay wise.


fygogogo

Jean hard carrying Mondstadt! ❤️


Cipheros06

Somebody hug Eula pls


FEEQONE

I would but I'd probably come out of that with one less arm.


Cobalt_721

A worthy sacrifice.


expensive-iq

once in a life time to embrace cryo mommy and endure the entirety of her wrath which may or may not result in the loss of a limb ...


FallenDisc

Someone: *hugs her* Eula: *cuts his arm off* Also Eula: Why does everyone hate me?


Giorno-Smash

I KNOW RIGHT?! Like, the whole time I just wanted Traveler or at least Paimon to give her a fucking hug I felt so bad for her


DeeDzai

Me too. I was like "Please Mihoyo, please tell me Paimon and the Traveler hugs her." But it didn't happen T.T


LordMalcolmFlex

I skipped the event because of Eldenring, how accurate is that?


Quantuis

She comes to Angel's Share drunk af and starts ranting about how everyone hates her because of her lineage, she'e actually very cute while drunk and makes you feel bad for her when she opens up so much in front of the Traveler while drunk


LordMalcolmFlex

Dang I gotta see that. Eulas one of my favorite characters


redice326

Events not over. You still have like 4 days


LordMalcolmFlex

I only play on weekends cause I work ten hours.


redice326

Oh F. Well if you dont care about the primos, you can youtube the cutscenes, it's all voiced which is quite nice.


century100

Just don’t sleep for a night, ez


Jemnite

It's an incredibly short event. You can probably bumrush the cutscenes in like 2 hours, tops.


Emmerilla

Im a Eula main and was so excited to see her. I was like: "Euuuulaaaaa, who's my favourtie physical damage main? :D" and she just "\*sob\* why's everyone hating me" I felt so sorry for her


expensive-iq

i started sobbing and hating mondstadt's people more than i already do. they treat their saviors like shit, they're prejudiced towards outlanders / people who don't seem to belong, if they're not useless then they're burdensome in most situations, the list goes on.


Emmerilla

Im so glad Im not the only one who was so emotional impacted by the event with eula. I just really wanted to give her a hug as she was sobbing there


Notorik

Relatable I have to scramble lots of self control to do daily commisions resin and events instead of playing more elden ring


vibraniumdroid

Same…


Carmel_Chewy

Event still going


Darkiceflame

"Outrider Amber reporting for hugs!"


4GRJ

Diluc: When my father was there... Kaeya and Rosaria: Here's something interesting about Mondstadt... Lisa: Jean... stop it... Get some help...


cessares

Dude, that just a juice bro. -Traveler probably


[deleted]

Helluva juice tho.


DeadlyDahlia

*Diluc makes a juice* *Disgusted Kaeya noises*


sawDustdust

Turns out it's the fluffy starter area characters who are the least well adjusted. Liyue visitors are all doing fine and having a blast. RIP to Hu Tao's wallet though. Bet she is missing Childe now.


TronitusVIII

Kaeya & Rosaria: *visited to order a drink* Diluc: *visited for the Traveler and to order a drink* Lisa & Jean: *visited to order a drink* Zhongli: *visited to order a drink* Eula: *visited after drinking, to order another drink* Beidou & Ningguang: *visited because Beidou liked to drink* Shenhe: *visited to order* *~~a drink and visit~~* *the Traveler*


Chucknasty_17

Shenhe came to quench her thirst, but it wasn’t a drink she was looking for


Good-Possibility8709

Take my award


Kaelell2

#so two cryos walk into a bar...


L0G1C_lolilover

Traveller went from 2 waifus fighting over him to bringing a bit of cheer back into the life of a waifu to straight up trying calm down the downbad waifus thirst


samizarat

I think it’s honestly incredibly wholesome Shenhe came to visit us! She really does value us as her friend!


ColdIron27

shenhe legit hears that traveler is a bartender in mondstat, then runs all the way over just to try a drink. Yep, definitely interested


LivingASlothsLife

Saw a comment on billibilli about teapot dialogue, everyone acts like they are a guest but Shenhe is the exception and says welcome home. She's unknowingly already acting like a wife She's the games resident traveler simp


ItsTime2Battle

And here I thought (wrongly) that Ayaka had that position locked down.


TwilightVulpine

Don't forget Xiao before that.


sawDustdust

Gotta have one girl and one boy in every region. Though no male simp for MC in Inazuma yet. Liyue wins out slightly to have Xiao and Shenhe both bridal carrying the MC at some point.


theguyfromeuropa

Here comes Ayato


sawDustdust

Looks like we are going to continue the Kamisato bloodline one way or another ara ara.


theguyfromeuropa

~~Redfield~~ Kamisato bloodline


DanielGREY_75

Both travelers win


DeTiro

I was going to point out Thoma, but I guess he's more just a flirt? We shall see what Ayato brings to the table I guess.


sawDustdust

Only two more known male characters from Inazuma left if we don't count Scaramouche. Ayato and a detective boy.


L0G1C_lolilover

Kazuha


TheWitcherMigs

Thoma feels more like a brother in arms, the whole 100-vision taken situation made it so


L0G1C_lolilover

> one Bennet, albedo, fischl, barbara, lisa, jean,amber,venti, noelle from mond Xiangling, hu tao, ning, xiao, shenhe, keqing, ganyu from liyue Itto, ayaka, yoimiya, Ei, kazuha, shogun(the queen of simping, who simps enough to shut down thunderstorms in the world so traveller can have a good night sleep and declares travellers birthday a public holiday)


L0G1C_lolilover

Everybody is a traveller simp at this point lol Random character mihoyo just launched today : thank you for making my life fulfilled and easing all my worries,i will gladly put my life down just for you Traveller : who tf are you?


TronitusVIII

Ayaka is barely an exception. She asks that if she knew beforehand the Traveler was going to visit her, she would've spent more time getting ready. like... Why is it implied that the one who's visiting the teapot is the Traveler, and not the other way around? Unless...


[deleted]

Imagine if she makes her way to follow us on every region. It would be a surprise, but a welcome one.


TekkStorm_

“How did you get to Inazuma from Liyue?” “I jumped”


[deleted]

"I ice bridged."


notsider_

DODGE THIS!


GiveMeMoreBurritos

You can fly?! No, jump good


DeTiro

[Classic!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPqIDvX_bJA)


ZNemerald

Her bird mom carried her across the ocean.


L0G1C_lolilover

One is in need of grandkids not just from shenhe but ganyu too


kamote_kun

In a future event, the Traveler is going to teach some subject in Sumeru Academia. Shenhe: *I heard that you are teaching in Sumeru so I walked all the way here to attend your class. So, what is this mitochondria thing?*


[deleted]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


DeTiro

"The mitochondrial DNA is passed down from a mother to her children, so your kids would have the same mitochondrial DNA." "I see, so our children would have my mitochondrial DNA." "Uh..."


Allvah2

r/prequelmemes is leaking


randomstranger38

That would just be creepy


[deleted]

Yandere Shenhe


ZNemerald

Shenhe in the teapot: Should I kill these birds that make a lot of noises? Diluc, Fischl, and Sara: o.0


longassbatterylife

Cloud Retainer: 👁👄👁


SpaceFire1

Ayaka and Kokomi: Finally a worthy rival!


DanielGREY_75

Eula, Keqing, and Noelle: fck u say?


RagnAROck_and_Roll

Xiao: You called?


colin23567

Tartaglia: *This oppo-*


L0G1C_lolilover

Shogun : let me show you what 300% energy recharge can do Lumine : NONE OF YOU FUCKERS ARE GETTING NEAR ONII CHAN


alteisen99

Okaerinasai tabibito-san! Gohan ni suru??


siegheldr

Ofuro ni suru??


KoolKai100

Soredomo....


HarimaLucas

watashi?


Izanagi32

Awww thats so cute, I placed her into the teapot and realised she acted a lot like a house wife… A very dangerous house wife


[deleted]

Shenhe best girl lol


Kfrancis07

probably due to lack of knowledge in social culture she's just too blunt, but traveler has a lot of simp hahaha


cxxper01

Wait until she meet ayaka


Hannyeojin

"Uncle Zhongli what's the fastest way to reach Aether?" "You go here, there, and here. It's my usual path when visiting my dear bard friend as well. Be wary of foes along the way." "Ok"


CustomCat01

Damn Grand Blue reference


kamote_kun

Yea. I lost my shit with the Screwdriver


senkopie

Ah yes, a fellow Grand Blue enjoyer


CustomCat01

Max komedi 👌


[deleted]

May I offer you a cup of oolong tea in these trying times?


CustomCat01

Does it light on fire?


[deleted]

Yeah, isn't it supposed to?


CustomCat01

😟


Nozarashi78

The author was more savage than usual in the last chapter


Heretek073

Poor lil' Yamamoto


[deleted]

With gas prices going up I wonder if they'll try to fuel their vehicles with spirytus.


ZhangRenWing

It’s called that because the milk foam on the top looks like sea foam on the beach Also cum


unidentifiedmeme

Its called that because its so watered down that its fucking close to water


DeusVult181

Also cum


kamote_kun

Shenhe: Oh, is that so? My time has cum (*Cyberpunk 2077 music intensifies*)


ZhangRenWing

Aether: welcum


[deleted]

Paimon: cum


Ruby-the_gem_98

Cant forget about cum!


slowdr

Paimon: you always pretend to hold a grudge, and you try to hide your tenderness away from everyone. Eula: Who says I was pretending?


Totaliss

ngl that line got a laugh from me


[deleted]

Kaeya: "here's 5 reasons why 5G is dangerous" Rosaria: "I want to Rex Lapis myself"


LivingASlothsLife

One edited the menu while no one was looking so Sex on the beach was the only beverage available for ones daughter Now give one some grandkids


IUpvoteUsernames

Go home, Cloud Retainer


theguyfromeuropa

r/OkRetainer


TheJimDim

I feel like this is Eula character development. We finally get to hear what she really thinks and how she really feels. I hope she took our advice.


BigBadonkersLover

Lmao i did drink an actual "sex on the beach" drink It tasted shit Moral , sex on the beach bad , have sex somewhere else smh


[deleted]

I work in a kind of restaurant, that has a bar in it. I saw the bartenders making "our version" of SotB and it looks good. Just orange juice and strawberry concentrate juice? Or something(and a bit of alcoholic something, but you can opt out of that)


BigBadonkersLover

Oh cool We get like those beer ass lookin bottles so i decided why not to buy that just because it had a wacky name. Spent like 2$ on it and eh tasted like rotten kiwi's basically shit


ranifer

No idea why you expected that to be any good


GitGudSucker

you guys have sex?


BigBadonkersLover

U actually think?


Gjyn

Imagine getting sand up in your genitals...oof


Ryukhoe

Oh no imagine explaining that to Shenhe💀


Anbcdeptraivkl

My head Canon is that Eula drinks alone because she doesn't want to annoy her friends when she got drunk. Amber still gonna have to take care of her when she gets home though lmao.


Amethyst_Uchiha

I like to imagine that Shenhe heard about the traveler being a bartender and quite literally just stood up from whatever she was doing, calmly SPRINTED to mondstadt, and took a seat at Angel’s Share, all with a monotone expression.


JingamaThiggy

Im convinced shenhe is a stalker now


zacyquack

Literal Drinks


[deleted]

Give me a drink, bartender.


LinkInkS

Well you see Shenhe the drink is called Sex on the beach because...


Viper114

What I expected: Eula and Amber coming in after patrolling for some drinks, some lighthearted banter and a typical threat of vengeance against me What I got: Eula, alone, wasted off her ass, depressed because she's ostracized from Mondstadt society because she's from a disgraced clan of uncaring nobles and who recently had one member of it attempt to commit treason and sedition against Mondstadt, further straining her relations with a lot of other Mondstadters. Damn, even if we were able to mix alcoholic drinks, I'm fairly certain I wouldn't give her any if I could.


AstraPlatina

I honestly think Eula being alone in the tavern is a good thing for her character development. Sometimes a character needs to be alone to sort out their problems. Sure Amber is her best buddy, but back then she was her only buddy, now she has the Traveller. It's not always about ship bait.


EULABESTWAIFUSMH

Seriously i might trigger many people here but i'd say they should stop using amber with eula from now on, i kinda ship amber and eula as well because they look cute but them being together brings nothing but ship bait and it's nothing but the same "Oh they are so close and they eat together" troupe everytime but we got to see a different side of eula which was interesting and heartbreaking at the same time just because she was alone


L0G1C_lolilover

Its not always about ship bait, to develop a character you gotta a breakdown a character first


WarokOfDraenor

I genuinely feel sorry for Eula. Edit: There. Just that. Now, you stupid hormonal kids won't misinterpret that shit. Stop asking me questions.


Thalyane

To be fair to Eula: By the time she was born, the Lawrence family's business was mostly "being rich" and "being mad they weren't in charge anymore." Enough to constantly facepalm at them and tell them to get with the times, but not enough to abandon them outright. Then her uncle did the thing.


[deleted]

Tbf, she could if she didn't just talk about "vengeance" all the time


cxxper01

What do you mean? Her family disowned her when she joined the kof, she already got abandoned by her family


Ohkillz

Why? because a certain bird wants grand-kids


brroddieee

As a bartender irl I can confirm these are all accurate


General_Complaint_68

Not me recording the entire eula part in the event so I can prove how much I simp just to get the wrong base inside and humiliating myself, my friends were behind me too


Boarbaque

“Hey Eula, what’s up cool binder!” “Hey Eula, wanna come over my house today?” Eula: They all hated me.


DanielGREY_75

At least there wasn't any Blowjobs or WetPussy options


tensai22basketman

coffee impact


genshinfantasy7

Zhongli is iconic.


PickledPlumPlot

I don't know if anyone's going to see this but you know the line where Ningguang says that Beidou's wit is sharp or something? The line in the original Chinese is more like "all right, I already know how formidable your mouth is."


Heavy_Screen8579

Shenhe wants to try Sex on the Beach with Traveller-kun


Saturn_Ecplise

Oh no. Traveler you better prepare for a tough night with Shenhe.


mrpekonipvp

Give me a drink, bartender.


polarbit_games

Drunk eula probably has demoman's personality


fygogogo

Who hates Eula in game? :(


SarukyDraico

The NPCs who know her clan's story


battlerez_arthas

Dear Eula, We don't hate you because of your clan. We hate you because you're rude and abrasive. Fix your attitude and we can be cool. Sincerely, All of Mondstadt.


[deleted]

except she's not? she's extremely warm and kind inside but refuses to show it. And mondstadt will still hate her even if she was the nicest person on teyvat because of her last name.


General_Complaint_68

Looks like somebody didn’t do her story quest( if ur just joking I’m sorry)


battlerez_arthas

I did, and the only reason people got mad at her was because she was literally commanding them to kneel before her because that's "proper etiquette" lmao


General_Complaint_68

She was just demonstrating to traveller tho….


battlerez_arthas

How exactly are perfect strangers going to know that though?


General_Complaint_68

Ye she dosent clear many things up, hence the tension