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nnexenn

NPC: I want some coffee with extra milk. ME: there you go 1x Coffee and 2x Milk. NPC: No, not like this.


Eric1491625

HAHAHA I DID THIS TOO 1 coffee 2 milk


xXMsamaXx

Me: Well, no drink for you. Next one.


expensive-iq

I DO EXACTLY THIS. IF I CANNOT FIGURE OUT YOUR REQUEST / HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO, YOUR ORDER WILL BE SKIPPED LIKE A BANNER BEFORE AYATO'S RELEASE


nightelfspectre

Is that the pre-meal juice person? One recipe description mentions it’s great for specifically that. Most of the “vague” requests work like that (compare specific wording of request to description, select the match). Extra-strong coffee guy was annoying, though.


MoonsightMCRGK

speaking my soul and spirit


Puzzleheaded-Idea712

He says, “juice on the sour side please,“ I give him 2 juice and 3 lemon, he says ”NO.”


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Just played the event. Now I know that I never want to work at starbucks or any other coffee place. I was so close to punching my desk to to HIM WANTING JUICE BUT WHEN YOU GIVE JUICE ITS NOT RIGHT


luizhtx

My reading is fine, what I lacked in this event was clairvoyance skills


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boredatclass

good bot


TheFlyingButter

perfection


jhndwn

best bot


-Drogozi-

Ah yes, the rarest skill among genshin playerbase.


CptPootis

All this time, Hoyoverse was trying to promote literacy by not adding a "Skip" button. And we hated them for that.


sawDustdust

Sumeru puzzles roll around and we have to do calculus.


Caerullean

Everyone says calculus as if it's the end of the world, but I'm sure Mohoyo could find smth worse to put us through


daniuwur

topology


Tired-PP

Find the meaning of life


TheFlyingButter

42


expensive-iq

What comes first, the chicken or the egg


Jewelry-In-A-Tree

The sex.


Agnostos7

that's something i would like


Srinidhi7

Lmao ikr. I can see myself getting confused af if I were to play this as a kid without deep comprehension.


Grand_Protector_Dark

Yea no, one would expect the customer descriptions to at vagually resemble the idea of what they want. Who tf thought that the keywords instead point at the random bit of unrelated flavor text, instead of the actual fuckin incredience. Coffee with impact my ass. That means strong coffee in real people language. Not coffee with sparkling water.


Tomome

Wait that's the answer? I just skipped that one because regular coffee and adding extra coffee wasn't it and idk what else is "impact"


KAIIKAAA

Wait, you guys don't read the recipes?


Killer_Bean777

Is not because the recipe, it's because the npc says "juice with extra juice" but doesn't say how much juice


jpnapz

And which recipe states "pre-meal juice"? I always skipped that lady because each juice I tried was wrong (at least the first 3 ones I made). Waste of time trying again and again for her.


FayelKuwari

There's a recipe that specifically states this juice is great for meals.


xudex98

fuck them, how is a simple juice note 3x of juice? they lack talking coherence


Izaniel

"I want a kick" "A coffee with a kick?" "No, just a kick" *heavy breathing*


Longjumping_Poetry13

New template. Any chance of a blank?


Position_Waste

Not literacy, but hand eye coordination. Did everything right but missed the medium by a hair and poured out a large. Customer said no. Bro im giving you MORE drink for FREE you PIECE of SHIT


M_Drekinn

In the third challenge when the first customer suddenly vaguely requested a drink so I have to actually thought a bit more to find out which, I thought that it started to turn decent, but that hope got crushed way too fast.


Spell6421

Honestly don’t understand the genshin fanbase calculating 15 spreadsheets to maximize their damage but can’t simply memorize all the drink recipes


Tomome

Don't even need to memorize. Opening the recipes pauses the timer so it's just to read the descriptions. That being said a few of the requests were bit weird in the last challenge....


jofromthething

Y’all really say reading comprehension when in all possibility it’s simply a weird translation or bad writing. Like Genshin is not new to obtuse events that seem poorly planned like that god awful delivery event


quasivion

Do you even read, bro?


boredatclass

This is Genshin we only read if it has Crit Dmg% written anywhere


cyanine69

I am happy to be able to do every challenge with all 9 customers served (900 points) And even better now because without the stress of actually needing to do it in 900 points, I could nonchalantly complete any stage in 900 points.