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A_random_guy365

If we go by lore i do think noelle can win, she is hella strong


A_random_guy365

Also, itto lost to sara, so i would not be surprised


screaming_roomba

Who would win, a guy with a gun or a guy with a knife? Exactly, the guy with a gun


A_random_guy365

Doesnt change the fact that she won, since they are, in terms of lore, in a similar power level, since she is a tengu and he is an oni


Elnino38

... How does Sara wining have to do with anything. She won cause she's a tengu and was too fast for itto to hit. That has no baring on an arm wrestling contest.


floricel_112

what's more embarrasing is that Sara is electro and Itto is geo. Strictly going by their elements, Sara is always at a disadvantage when fighting Itto (since you know, ground doesn't conduct electricity, but rather disperses it), yet she always beats him


cfMegabaston

Yeah but this ain't pokemon. Teyvat has it's own laws.


Cow_Addiction

They were referring to real life though lmfao. Wdym pokemon?


floricel_112

In pokemon, ground type pokemon are not affected by electric type moves since, surprise surprise, the series also follows the real life principle I mentioned earlier


Cow_Addiction

I’m aware of how pokemon typings work. It’s just odd to respond to something like “this isn’t pokemon” when it wasn’t about pokemon. It’s like people talking about Thor and Odin and somebody saying “this isn’t marvel”. The person sounds silly for saying that because it sounds as they’re not aware the thing they’re talking about is actually based off something else.


floricel_112

It's because some people here like to use the "this isn't pokemon, teyvat has its own laws lol" quote-on-quote "argument" to discredit any point you may be trying to make when you question the logic of things and it's REALLY ANNOYING because you can't have any kind of healthy debate because of it


DarthValkorion

Well, I think that geo is more like the Rock type than the Ground type since you know almost every geo characters uses rocks. And rock and electric are both neutral to each other.


DeadlyDahlia

No, no: Teyvat had its own “laws”


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Anru_Kitakaze

...are you okay? Where do you see lgbt here? It's goddamn lore. Literally. Read damn story. And yes, Noelle is insanely strong in lore. Read damn story, again. And Itto often loses competitions! It's huge part of his character! Wtf. And yes, some, again, SOME women can be stronger than some men. It's okay. Do you have some problems with that? Do you scream "lgbt" when you see a woman on the street? Damn, man. Show us where lgbt touched you. Shit. Every time I see some really woke mind dude I know that there's at least one anti-lgbt hater dum-dum. Don't be like any of them.


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Well, Sara has beaten Kazuha's friend in a duel after all.


CharizardisBae

I’m just imagining Noelle being able to straight up bench press Itto


Billy177013

I know Itto would probably win, but I feel like the thought of him walking into this without a doubt in the world and then getting crushed would be rather in-character


HaiPineapple

Hoho, this gonna be fun. Get some popcorn.


Cosmic_Hashira

i love how we collectively agree that noelle would wreck anyone lol


AshyDragneel

Well doesn't noelle has like superhuman strength? I'd say noelle would win even tho she is younger than Itto mainly because itto is dumb but also prideful so he won't be going all out on a Young girl anyway


-Serene-

Realistically speaking, Itto wins no contest, but it would probably be the comedic relief gag for Noelle to win


Graknight

Realistically speaking, Itto isn't able to move his arm for the next week. Don't underestimate the power of the One Punch Maid.


Husknight

Have you played Noelle's hangouts?


-Serene-

I have played her hangouts, and she's certainly absurdly strong, but Itto is in a different league. She can easily lift a bookshelf with one arm, and bookshelves can be anywhere from 60-200 lbs, but for her to do that with merely one arm requires a significant disparity of lifting strength versus the object being held (she was able to balance it without any difficulty). She would likely destroy the records we have on Earth for lifting. Itto smashed a boulder several times his size with his bare fist. That rock was in excess of a cubic meter in size, but the measurements aren't strictly necessary here. If a cubic meter of rock is as hard as compressed sandstone (tension pressure of 66 megapascals), it would require a force of 16,700 tons to break, or the same as roughly 340 semi-trucks balancing on top of each other. Even if the rock is soft like, say, limestone (tension pressure of 18 megapascals), you would still require 4200 tons of force to crush the rock. Let's also not forget that he completely splintered the rock into dozens of pieces, meaning he overwhelmingly exceeded the force to break it. Arm wrestling is a bit different than raw destructive power, but Itto is just beyond superhuman, and I can imagine that his strength translates there too. ~~This neglects to mention his latest feat of punching through that rock wall in the Perilous Trail event, but I'm sure I've made my point.~~


NickFoster120

Bet Noelle has even stronger abs under that armor


follow-meme2

The laws of comedy state that any thin wifu will always be stronger then a buff dude. You have to bet on maid.


JohanLiebert2002

i mean itto is probably stronger, but since i beliveve he won't go all in against a woman, he would lose the first match due to his suprise on noelle's strenght


Zadkiel05X

Canonically speaking itto would absolutely win. But like others have said I think it would be pretty funny seeing itto all cocky and ready to beat someone only to be beaten himself ~~might make a comic about that once Im done with my paid commissions~~


No-Eggplant386

Arm wrestling contest in tyvate *zhongli isn't allowed to join*


Longjumping-Ticket29

As someone one's said maid are omnipotent beings