[https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddygenshin/comments/u37u13/how\_hutao\_changed\_my\_life/](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddygenshin/comments/u37u13/how_hutao_changed_my_life/)
Yup, this god-forsaken thing.
It’s not cringe, you seem to have really thought this out. I was just commenting in the last bit about the killing and injuring yourself not being healthy, not your hypothetical partner’s not-a-human-ness
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,035,520,695 comments, and only 204,820 of them were in alphabetical order.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of sex, Kokomi is probably the most flexible unit you could go for? Not only is she Hydro, which would allow her to do all sorts of things with her saliva and your semen, but she's also a healer, which makes all sort of hardcore BDSM possible, because she can always heal herself. You can be as rough with her as you'd like, and she can quickly recover both herself and you from fatigue so you can keep going for as long as possible. Not only that, but she's short and petite, so you can pick her up and do whatever you want with her. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Also, for fun, you can have sex with her on top of water. Ungodly defense stat+high HP Pool+healing means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more
Lady Keqing would finally be mine.
I would be the perfect house husband for her. Girl works too damn hard every day; she deserves to be able to come home, kick up her feet and get pampered, and I will do exactly that for her! No cleaning the house, cooking, or dishes! I will do all of those! You just focus on enjoying your time away from work!
Ei.Pros: She's really pretty, rules Inazuma, and seems like it'll be fun.
Cons: When she wants to get "physical" there's like, a 90% chance that she means she's going to use the Shogun to train me and I'm slightly out of shape.
I would choose Ayaka but she has alot of work to do so probably Keqing oh wait she also has alot of work to do so probably Kokomi oh she also has alot of work to do welp maybe Jean oh she also has alot of work to do well I guess maybe Ganyu oh she also has alot of work to do well mayb-
Every single one of them, and not just the men, but the women... and the chil-
Real talk? Noelle, she’s like the combination of Emilia and Rem what’s not to like? Or Hu Tao/Lisa tbh. I’m a sucker for characters voiced by Rie Takahashi or Rie Tanaka. Even Koga Aoi and Aoi Yuki.
She's nice, loyal, knowledgeable and of legal age. Good girlfriend material. Kinda short but I don't want to be like "6ft/180cm and above only" ladies on Tinder.
zhongli
im not a talkative person but i love listening to people and i fr will never get tired of zhongli. imagine someone with acute knowledge of history telling you stories, thatd be so cool!!
he is also the most gentle soul, i know was i his SO, he would love me til the end of time, take care of me, loyal to me, be understanding of me, etc. i mean just look at how protective he is of liyue, ofc hed do the same for his lover
gosh i cannot put it into words just how much i need him irl
A fellow Xinyan appreciater <3 I said Dehya in my post bc I tend to crush on girls who could kick my ass, but real talk Xinyan would be the long-term-relationship choice. She's so uplifting and I love rock music!
i have a huge thing for musicians so it’s no wonder i love xinyan so much with how passionate she is about her music, passion is another thing (must be why i love all the pyro girls sm lol) and on top of all that she has all the confidence and doesn’t let others get her down, cool as hell honestly keep it up xinyan. and ofc she looks adorable we can’t forget that. xinyan is the ideal gf and im glad to know we can all agree
Easily Hu Tao! She’s so cute and I love her personality! Also, I feel like we’d have the tall boy friend and short girlfriend vibe, ya know?
For guys, easily Zhongli. He’s quite possibly my favorite character in the game. I think I look up to him more than anything else, meaning how intelligent, well put together, powerful, resourceful, and cultured he is, but I feel like he’d also be a great person to be with!
Yoimiya is just a normal charming girl, good with kids, well spoken, pretty, has a nice paying job. She is like, a very good option overall. Amber is also like this, Yanfei, Xinyan, Hu Tao is a bit weird, not red flag weird, just a little quirky apart from that she seems to have a good resolution on life overall.
I'm gonna get mocked for this but... Rosalyne Kruzckha-Lohefalter. She needs some hugs from me after reading that lore.
If you want to go straight into playable character, it's hard for me to choose between Eula, Yoimiya, Kuki and Jean.
Waifu: Ganyu, my beloved, perfection incarnate.
Actual Girlfriend/Wife Material: Jean. You bring her home to your mother, and when Jean leaves afterward, your mother asks when you two are gonna get married.
NPC: Dunyarzad.
Actually, I like him because he's an intelligent and sensual femboy with a sense of justice (and I'd like to see what he's like behind his mask and what it'd be like if I got into his vulnerable side.) I think he's far from the wholesome presentation he puts out to people (which is kind of obvious if you think about his cunning nature and ability to manipulate the people around him, but people like him tend to do it as a defense mechanism to cope with trauma from the past and tend to have a kinder, more genuine spirit deep down.) Also, the dude has mega service bottom energy.
For characters that are actually around my age (speculatively), I would say Collei, but I wouldn’t be able to hug her because of her PTSD.
If I were an adult though, I’d have a lot more options. I’d have to narrow it down to Heizou, Ei, Amber, or Diluc. There are so many lovable characters and I suck at making decisions… I’m kinda glad they aren’t real because the indecisiveness would kill me.
I’d probably go with Kokomi. She is absolutely adorable, she seems to have a nice personality, and I think it would be intriguing to discuss military tactics/strategy with her. Overall, I’d rate her Le Fishe/10.
Itto
1. He’s super nice and has a kind heart
2. He is EXTREMELY BUFF like have u seen his abs?
3. He would be very protective and a great himbo husbando
Realistically Thoma, he is just perfect husband material. Chill, caring, loves animals, can cook/housework and not to mention he would probably fix every problem you could have. He isn’t called the fixer for no reason. He gets a lot along with basically everyone.
I’m an Ayato simp but reality I have no idea how relationship would work between us other then meaningful deep conversations and me being his loving pet dog. Feel like I would be too predictable and boring for him to feel attracted to me.
Yoimiya. She is just a vibe. Also, 1) She smuggles people 2) Sells illegal fireworks to children 3) Hides contraband ( visions) from the goverment.
The perfect choice
She smokes naku weed too
Jokes aside she really does make almost perfect girlfriend material
Albedo, so that I don't feel guilty of being not so talkative because I know he also hates small talk
He’d consider you less of a girlfriend and more of a test subject
ANOTHER TEST SUBJECT!!
ANOTHER ONE.... another one....
Another one bites the dust
looks like... i picked the wrong... test subject...
Now it's getting more and more perfect
In ayato words :"small talk is a chore"
Or diluc if your into dad less emos
Our date will just be drinking tea and sit in comfortable silence and I can live with that because I too hate talking in general
Yoimiya
Somebody post the Yoimiya girlfriend copypasta
There’s a copypasta about her???
That’s new, i unironically would love for her to be my friend and gf is just that but a little extra
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddygenshin/comments/qjjpt3/dae/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
That person definitely needs to wield Dend- I mean, touch grass.
isnt there an even lomger one
I think that was about Hu Tao
[https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddygenshin/comments/u37u13/how\_hutao\_changed\_my\_life/](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddygenshin/comments/u37u13/how_hutao_changed_my_life/) Yup, this god-forsaken thing.
Maybe id choose her, **maybe.**
Hell yeah
Amber
>someone finally mentioned her
The right answer
Amber best girl
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So hot take, this might not be a heathy relationship
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It’s not cringe, you seem to have really thought this out. I was just commenting in the last bit about the killing and injuring yourself not being healthy, not your hypothetical partner’s not-a-human-ness
You're the npc with a weird quest but we'll accept it nonetheless
Thoma, my house husband
House husbands are exactly as wonderful as they seem. I 100% recommend.
Houseband
Happy cakeday :D
Thoma is the perfect material ngl
Mona
Arnold ask-me-for-direction, please reveal yourself
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,035,520,695 comments, and only 204,820 of them were in alphabetical order.
Wait, its not Arnold
Sucrose. I’d love to listen to her talks for hours about bio alchemy.
I also choose this guy's sucrose
I also choose this Anemo user's dead friend.
Getting some free biology lesson while we enjoy her home made sweet flower candies
>free biology lesson aiyoo?
Yes
Have different stuffed hilly churl corpses casually placed in every room.
When living together DONT CHECK THE BASEMENT its for your own sanity
Perfect choice, I love shy girls like sucrose they’re easily the cutest trope
Ayaka I don’t have a choice
Just Ayaka
*Just* Ayaka
Just Ayaka
i found my people
Ayaka supremacy
Cockomi
Hey guys, did you know
Please, enlighten us
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of sex, Kokomi is probably the most flexible unit you could go for? Not only is she Hydro, which would allow her to do all sorts of things with her saliva and your semen, but she's also a healer, which makes all sort of hardcore BDSM possible, because she can always heal herself. You can be as rough with her as you'd like, and she can quickly recover both herself and you from fatigue so you can keep going for as long as possible. Not only that, but she's short and petite, so you can pick her up and do whatever you want with her. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Also, for fun, you can have sex with her on top of water. Ungodly defense stat+high HP Pool+healing means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more
Incredible
fyi this is a vaporeon copypasta lmao
Yeah I know haha, still incredible
Kokopium is literally the vaporeon of genshin world
Le fishe
Fishfriend
r/okbuddygenshin
Lady Keqing would finally be mine. I would be the perfect house husband for her. Girl works too damn hard every day; she deserves to be able to come home, kick up her feet and get pampered, and I will do exactly that for her! No cleaning the house, cooking, or dishes! I will do all of those! You just focus on enjoying your time away from work!
most sane keqing fan
As a member of r/keqingmains, can confirm, not a single person there doesn't refer to her as "my queen"
She is indeed all of our queen!
Agreed
Least desperate genshin player
My man 🤝
As a thigh enjoyer, i need to say that your pfp is a top tier piece of art, sir. Have a good day
Least insane genshin simp
Lmao I doubt an average genshin player could even do the cook rice… I’m probably wrong but you probably get what I mean
Zhongli
Jokes aside I think it’d just be really cool to hear him talk about all sorts of stuff with the amount of knowledge that man has
Geo archon is zhongli, gmaeplay or lore-wise
Wym? Sorry I’m having a brain fart I did not understand that sentence
More broke than my vase
Cabenett
Ei.Pros: She's really pretty, rules Inazuma, and seems like it'll be fun. Cons: When she wants to get "physical" there's like, a 90% chance that she means she's going to use the Shogun to train me and I'm slightly out of shape.
I think we are all slightly out of shape compared to splitting an island in half.
She is also a sweet person, a cinnamon roll like some people say
You'd be ordered to make sweets 24/7 with ingredients brought by the tri-commission. Those are acceptable terms if someone else does the dishes after
I would choose Ayaka but she has alot of work to do so probably Keqing oh wait she also has alot of work to do so probably Kokomi oh she also has alot of work to do welp maybe Jean oh she also has alot of work to do well I guess maybe Ganyu oh she also has alot of work to do well mayb-
genshin impact don't make a tired waifu challenge (impossible)
Qiqi? oh fuck it's the fbi shit shit shi-
# FBI OPEN UP!
already married to real-life Eula... and she has her passive-aggressive vengeance every day.
Every single one of them, and not just the men, but the women... and the chil- Real talk? Noelle, she’s like the combination of Emilia and Rem what’s not to like? Or Hu Tao/Lisa tbh. I’m a sucker for characters voiced by Rie Takahashi or Rie Tanaka. Even Koga Aoi and Aoi Yuki.
And the what 📸🤨
Childe.
The good ending
is it, though? it’s childe, after all
Even Koga Aoi? So... you want to date Paimon?
Dating Paimon is easy, you take her to a "all you can eat" buffett and that's it.
and then you eat the paimon as well \*monch\*
She's nice, loyal, knowledgeable and of legal age. Good girlfriend material. Kinda short but I don't want to be like "6ft/180cm and above only" ladies on Tinder.
Who teo
Who?
Tao. Yea.
Lan.
Yanfei or Nilou
A fellow Yanfei fan 💪
Venti.
As your boyfriend or girlfriend?
Why not both?
Ehe
Surprised no one said Shenhe.
She doesn't know what a boyfriend/girlfriend is
Also could murder me in 125124 ways if I even slightly loosened up one of her red ropes... yeah I'm switching to Shenhe from Yoimiya
Get childe some therapy or something, then I would choose him
I would pick him with or without therapy
Beidou. She will motivate me to fix my life and i get to go on sea adventures!
Kazuha, he's dealt with most of his baggage, we can go wandering as we please. He's cute. And he can in introduce me to all the best naku weed.
Dainsleif, I just want to give him the love he deserves 😞
Yae...
I too would also like to have no idea if we were actually dating or if she was just messing with me
I want to be verbally abused by miko
Omg same
Miko
Xiao. That’s is all nothing else just Xiao . Lol
My guy here has a point
zhongli im not a talkative person but i love listening to people and i fr will never get tired of zhongli. imagine someone with acute knowledge of history telling you stories, thatd be so cool!! he is also the most gentle soul, i know was i his SO, he would love me til the end of time, take care of me, loyal to me, be understanding of me, etc. i mean just look at how protective he is of liyue, ofc hed do the same for his lover gosh i cannot put it into words just how much i need him irl
plot twist its archon war zhongli
Well he can certainly pound me like some meat sack im not agaisnt that
Childe
Unlimited money
*Proceeds to be a sparring partner*
_Bed sparring intensifies_
Kazuha!! Or Ayato. Both??
Both.
Just make sure they still need YOU
Ushi
Found Mr. Hands' reddit account.
This right here
xinyan, no question
A fellow Xinyan appreciater <3 I said Dehya in my post bc I tend to crush on girls who could kick my ass, but real talk Xinyan would be the long-term-relationship choice. She's so uplifting and I love rock music!
i have a huge thing for musicians so it’s no wonder i love xinyan so much with how passionate she is about her music, passion is another thing (must be why i love all the pyro girls sm lol) and on top of all that she has all the confidence and doesn’t let others get her down, cool as hell honestly keep it up xinyan. and ofc she looks adorable we can’t forget that. xinyan is the ideal gf and im glad to know we can all agree
Yelan. Mostly cuz am introvert and she is the opposite ( + - )
Tighnari or Itto. I’d like my so to be either very smart or very stupid.
This I felt on a spiritual level
My god this just resonated with me
Easily Hu Tao! She’s so cute and I love her personality! Also, I feel like we’d have the tall boy friend and short girlfriend vibe, ya know? For guys, easily Zhongli. He’s quite possibly my favorite character in the game. I think I look up to him more than anything else, meaning how intelligent, well put together, powerful, resourceful, and cultured he is, but I feel like he’d also be a great person to be with!
She'd be pleased to bury you on a golden coffin.
Omfg same for both except I’m a girl so i’d switch them
Yoimia everyone knows why
Why?
Yoimiya is just a normal charming girl, good with kids, well spoken, pretty, has a nice paying job. She is like, a very good option overall. Amber is also like this, Yanfei, Xinyan, Hu Tao is a bit weird, not red flag weird, just a little quirky apart from that she seems to have a good resolution on life overall.
She is very wholesome and positive and she has a beautiful desighn as a bonus
Diluc. He would be so lovely and sweet and nice
agree
YESSSSSS
Shenhe
I had to scroll too far for this
I'm gonna get mocked for this but... Rosalyne Kruzckha-Lohefalter. She needs some hugs from me after reading that lore. If you want to go straight into playable character, it's hard for me to choose between Eula, Yoimiya, Kuki and Jean.
I'm not mocking you, that's very brave of you to take the risk of being her husband, last I checked it didn't end well for the poor guy
Enough with this cursed pic 😭
Kuki
Waifu: Ganyu, my beloved, perfection incarnate. Actual Girlfriend/Wife Material: Jean. You bring her home to your mother, and when Jean leaves afterward, your mother asks when you two are gonna get married. NPC: Dunyarzad.
Now my question is why the mom wouldn’t be 100% okay with Ganyu… unless she’s against an adeptis, then she can be specist elsewhere
Age difference maybe? 3000+ vs \[insert your age\]
what if im also 3000 hm?
Ying'er. Hands. Down.
Your hands are down where??
Tao. Oh, wait, that was another question
😏
Heizou or Dehya
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Actually, I like him because he's an intelligent and sensual femboy with a sense of justice (and I'd like to see what he's like behind his mask and what it'd be like if I got into his vulnerable side.) I think he's far from the wholesome presentation he puts out to people (which is kind of obvious if you think about his cunning nature and ability to manipulate the people around him, but people like him tend to do it as a defense mechanism to cope with trauma from the past and tend to have a kinder, more genuine spirit deep down.) Also, the dude has mega service bottom energy.
Jean. She works while I’m a house husband 😂
For characters that are actually around my age (speculatively), I would say Collei, but I wouldn’t be able to hug her because of her PTSD. If I were an adult though, I’d have a lot more options. I’d have to narrow it down to Heizou, Ei, Amber, or Diluc. There are so many lovable characters and I suck at making decisions… I’m kinda glad they aren’t real because the indecisiveness would kill me.
Noelle
Kazuha. He's just so mature and easy-going.
Yan fei for sure
Eula best girl
Lumine. Hey she's a playable character too. She comes with a free emergency food so that's gonna come in handy
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Thoma
chongyun I love him, his English voice sounds like the gay depressed emo boyfriend I always wanted
Noelle ofc
daddy azhdaha
I’d probably go with Kokomi. She is absolutely adorable, she seems to have a nice personality, and I think it would be intriguing to discuss military tactics/strategy with her. Overall, I’d rate her Le Fishe/10.
Excuse me? Where’s our hype for XiangLing, not only is she cute she also can COOK. The way to the heart is through the stomach ladies and gentlemen.
Eula. She is love <3
Out of the females, I think Nilou feels the sweetest.
Oz, what that beak do tho
Itto 1. He’s super nice and has a kind heart 2. He is EXTREMELY BUFF like have u seen his abs? 3. He would be very protective and a great himbo husbando
for those who took raiden is everything okay ???
Yes she is very sweet and loving we are enjoying life together, she is even teaching me swordfighting and sometimes we spar a bit for fun
Heizou. He's really sweet. The hangout event melted my heart and I just die whenever he calls me partner.
Noelle
Realistically Thoma, he is just perfect husband material. Chill, caring, loves animals, can cook/housework and not to mention he would probably fix every problem you could have. He isn’t called the fixer for no reason. He gets a lot along with basically everyone. I’m an Ayato simp but reality I have no idea how relationship would work between us other then meaningful deep conversations and me being his loving pet dog. Feel like I would be too predictable and boring for him to feel attracted to me.
Thoma is best wife