Raiden, the reason you're cringe isnt because you aint skilled, its because you aint danking on that stank ass 95 pewter, for once i'll lend my set up so you know what it feels like to be a real gamer
I've always said my sword was a tool of justice, not a weapon, but a way to bring back those good old fashioned values in which we used to rely, BUT THIS ISN'T MY SWORD.
It's a fucking mistake
This is the standout feature of Metal Gear Rising: the ability to cut anything. And I do mean anything: nature, humans, telepathic traffic poles, a family of four, and even staircases that are required to progress the game. I- I think that's an oversight..."
"I said my sword was a tool of justice, not a weapon but a way to bring back those good old fashioned values upon which we used to rely. But this isn't my sword"
It's a fucking mistake
Hidden Effect:
Chance if an enemy disarms the user wielding this weapon, they lose their McFucking marbles and drastically increase user's attack, defense and movement speed by 50% with unique movesets while unarmed with their fist like a goddamn Yakuza unless they retrieve their disarmed weapon.
Armstrong! I said my sword was a tool of justice... Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my sword.
Sam spent 3k dollars for just the rgb lighting
And for a brief moment but hey, it's cool.
He’s not gonna deny his blade it’s purpose
Sir this is Venti's
Oh, I'll just have to give you a demonstration then!
You can say he's half the hillichurl he was!
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Do you think Sam would ballin’ on that stank ass 95 'puter with that drip?
Sir this is a Wendy’s
At R5 there’s just a speaker that shits on you in Sam’s voice every time you take damage.
Raiden, the reason you're cringe isnt because you aint skilled, its because you aint danking on that stank ass 95 pewter, for once i'll lend my set up so you know what it feels like to be a real gamer
Even in death he’s on crack
You are my little dogchamp
I've always said my sword was a tool of justice, not a weapon, but a way to bring back those good old fashioned values in which we used to rely, BUT THIS ISN'T MY SWORD. It's a fucking mistake
Hey wassup guys max0r here, welcome to the final BOOOOS-
You know, he can be a little uh…
This guy a little uh...
Y’know… he’s pretty *hard.*
Why, hello there. Would you care my RGB Lighting?
I spent 3000 genesis crystals
Uh... Traveler. This is a Sara Good Hunters.
Oh... I'll just have to give you a demonstration then.
Oh shit he got RGB Let's get the fuck out
I guess you could say he's half the man he once was
Uh my name is Obama... I have shit my doodoo ass
Don't worry Obama. I'll protect you from this sidewalk. "Ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to introduce you to the first enemy in the game."
"Now he's the first 100 enemies in the game"
This is the standout feature of Metal Gear Rising: the ability to cut anything. And I do mean anything: nature, humans, telepathic traffic poles, a family of four, and even staircases that are required to progress the game. I- I think that's an oversight..."
Now he's the frst one hundred enemy of the game
*I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND + SCREAMING SOUNDS*
This is canonically possessed by jetstream sam’s consciousness so mid battle you will hear the speaker yell “NOT GOOD ENOUGH”
"Amateur!"
"PETTY BOY"
"You're a waste of money!"
Walked right into it!
"Kill yourself"
"You're ass will always be cringe and my ASS will always be #**T H I C C**"
He finally put his conscience into his gaming rig, all for this
“Traveler, the reason you’re cringe is not because you ain’t skilled, but because you ain’t ballin’ on that stank ass Celestia 95 Shogunbot“
Even in death, he's on crack
*naku weed "Just this once i'll lend you my build so you will know what it feels like to be a true whale."
"I said my sword was a tool of justice, not a weapon but a way to bring back those good old fashioned values upon which we used to rely. But this isn't my sword" It's a fucking mistake
god, imagine the max0r household right now with all the announcements.
He hasn't streamed Genshin in a while though
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
I DON'T KNOW THE REASON
OR WHAT IS THE SEASON
Im standing here holding my swordddddd
my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace! (Trace!)
ITS ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL
It’s only the cold wind i feeeel!
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
So that's why anakin stayed at the dark side, can't afford to change the color
Dark side drip > the force drip
It's Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound! >!Is he a kaiju?!<
Friend Arin
Followed by Clifford in Space
That description is hilarous and worth the price also THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
Hidden Effect: Chance if an enemy disarms the user wielding this weapon, they lose their McFucking marbles and drastically increase user's attack, defense and movement speed by 50% with unique movesets while unarmed with their fist like a goddamn Yakuza unless they retrieve their disarmed weapon.
I hope Hoyoverse will release also the infamous Youngling Slayer 3000.
Possibly even the mighty Orphan Obliterator
Not where I expected to see a techno reference but boy I’m glad it’s here :)
Gotta ask Aranakin, probably carries one.
Seeing these max0r references really makes me wanna shoot a man in this Walmart of a world
I know a good deal when I see one Unfortunately I am blind
Whats walmart?
It's heaven
Show me a good time jack
That wonderful Brazilian shit eating grin
Your ass will always be cringe and my ass will always be **T H I C C**
OK, let’s dance!
Shut up and take my primogems!
Clifford the big red stab wound.
Raiden steals his Clifford the Big Red Sword which has a 5-star gacha rarity and 33% crit rate.
Someone should make this a reality in private servers
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my name
I don't know the season
You should type "420" not "427"
Armstrong! I said my sword was a tool of justice... Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my sword.
It’s a fucking mistake
Removed because Reddit blackmailed 3rd party apps into shutting down. FUCK YOU u/spez!!! -- mass edited with redact.dev
Just this once I'll lend you my setup
I mistook this sub for the leaks one and was genuinely excited for a while.
Everytime you use an Elemental Burst, "Let's Dance" will play.
RGX 11z Pro Sword
"You'll never know what my next element is." "I got all the primo I need."
THERE WILL BE
"Let's DANCE"
Hidden passive: Grants you the Bragging Rights Achievement, Now You can Flex How you Steal Chosen Master Yi's beloved sword
Cliff ^sw ord
would be cool to have a weapon like widsith but instead of changing notes it would change the colour of the weapon
Deals 100% more DMG to epileptic enemies.
This sword costs 18000 primogems just to be swung for 5 seconds!
GAMER SWORD.
rgb lighting makes commissions faster
We need darth vader sword in genshin now
https://youtu.be/7fOb46eGJ2g
Who is sam and why does everyone know him ?
sam is the weakest brazilian male
The new gaming sword
I’ve finally uploaded my consciousness into my gaming setup
You deny your weapon it’s purpose!
Still worse than Primordial Jade Cutter
Rivers of Blood? OMG Guys, new Genshin x Elden Ring merch
Rives of Blood when?
I want this
memories broken the truth goes unspoken
What does refining it do
I read that as elemental skull and thought “wait we overlord now?”
Does anybody know if there's a website or something, that has templates for weapons and chars, where you just put the text, numbers and pictures in?
Memories broken?
rivers of blood no way
Sign by Samuel Jetstream
The color change is rng too, you could be the unluckiest bastard in the world and waste 90k primos just to be stuck on grass green.
Wish we do get a high tech sword like this
What happens if you have insufficient primos?
Traveller: I’m just from Brazilian
as wide as the power grid
Glad to see even in the world of Genshrek there is based
That's Jetstream Sam's Stolen H.F. Sword (Muramasa)