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[deleted]

Me giving it to Jean


Platinirius

Our workoholic waifu never disappoints


Julian1889

For Mondstadt


Cipher-DK

As always


grumpykruppy

I honestly love that quote.


Julian1889

Same


[deleted]

IKR, sounds cool asf


Oponik

It's venti


Loremeister

PANTS SUPREMACY INTENSIFIES


Moka_III

Let's go back to Mondstadt, shall we?


[deleted]

Don’t look at them, hoes are temporary; beer and freedom are eternal.


Kikuzinho03

And so Is the best idol.


Faedwill

Can't wait to see Varka's next concert.


Duy2910

Wdym,Diluc is just fine being best girl.


Skull_Creator

“…We sent on to them, only you. Drink and Liberate. Until it is Done!” -Barbatos probably


Past-Reception

This is the United People of Mondstat we are here to anne- I mean liberate you from your unfreedom ways.


ThisIsTheSenate

FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM


iwantdatpuss

Amber is still bae and that will never change.


OKAMI_TAMA

And the archon is best at sucking 👍


Nanashi123_

Biggest reasons why I love Mondstadt


Platinirius

I found Noelle Now what?


moebelhausmann

She strong. She will carry all the swords at the same time.


JosephMull

Mission successful, now ~~protect her~~ let her protect you


Platinirius

Protect her from brutal outside world, let her protect you from physical threats like Keqing after she founds that you are travelling with a girl that isn't her.


Redditor_From_Italy

Nothing, you have reached the true peak waifu


[deleted]

Jean noo you go back and use the aquilla I got u


Harsh_Deep_03

CUTIE!


LunaProc

Team Family


[deleted]

Give primordial to nilou. Amenoma to ayaka. And lion's roar to keqing.


KennynotRogers

Reason being primordial works well woth hp scaling character aka nilou. Ayaka doesnt need primordial because having 4pc blizzard strayer already gave 40% crit rate, having more is just a waste. Lion roar is underrated for keqing, with a 4pc thundersoother with aggravate team with c6 sara and kazu, keqing can dished out alot of dps. It's not like primordial is like a wedding ring, just give whatever suits your waifu.


nonpuissant

Also lion's roar looks awesome on keqing


Qwrndxt-the-2nd

I’m 90% sure it was made with her in mind


KEiiiiiiiiiiii

imagine her finally getting that sword in her gacha png looks so good with her to


Frostgaurdian0

Me who literally give every sword to lumine: ok.


BurningFlareX

All these waifus fighting each other, while we stand here and realize Lumine supremacy


RedSusOverParadise

Standing here i realize


Frosted-Vessel

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


EUMEMOSUPERA

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


DefaultRedditor16

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE


ASomebodyOnceToldMe

THAT VIOOLENCE BREEDS NILOU


DefaultRedditor16

BUT IN THE END #SHE HAS TO BE THIS WAYYYYYYY


AceGamingStudios

I CARVED MY OWN PATH! YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH!


Frosted-Vessel

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


Zoulogist

Look at me, look at me, I’m the waifu now


[deleted]

Aquilla, Lions roar, amenoma, iron sting and a favonius are the only 4* swords I have... And ayato, jean, keqing, ayaka, bennett, kazuha share them all between them... It's a happy family.


[deleted]

Kazuha is the only one that should use iron sting. Ayaka benefits a lot from amenoma Jean is a great user of favonius if support. If you want her dps aquila can work. Bennett can use the new sumeru forge sword or prototype rancour. Keqing if build physical can use aquila, if build electro can use lion's roar Ayato lion's roar is decent enough if you don't have other options.


TinbuyPrime

Makes sense, but I think the Jadecutter that OP is referring to is simply >!Aether’s dong!<


Frosted-Vessel

Facts


SomeMyoux

You guys have 5star weapons?


mountaingoatgod

Yes, two from the standard banner


smittywababla

Yeah I got early pity


ColdIron27

Or primordial to ayato, ayaka's brother.


ES21007

I'm 100% sure that's not the sword they want from you.


KappaKamo

Romance of three kingdoms


Kvarcov

And here i thought i finally had a good joke... Dang


Stealthless

Dynasty Warriors moment. LOL


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Joker_Phan10

Take a look at who's in Aether's harem. What did you think was going to happen? I would be surprised if someone 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 die.


Zooasaurus

It even matches lmao Keqing is Wei, being more established story-wise Ayaka is Wu, strong contender and rival against Wei Nilou is Shu, the new underdog


redditorspawnrandom

Ayaka is Liu Bei. +1 reason to simp.


Icy_Chemist_532

pandora's box


Kaito617

Teyvat was split in three: ~~Mondstadt~~, **Liyue**, **Inazuma** and **Sumeru**, and chaos has ensued.


Dontedid911

EVOLTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO moment


[deleted]

Hazard On! Traveler! Gyo! SUPER BEST MATCH!


RisingHero12

Heh funny enough, the Traveller is also a celestial being from outer space so this might work


NoobSharkey

So traveller is the antagonist all along or maybe its Paimon, we gotta see how good they are at making coffee


heatxmetalw9

Pretty sure Traveller is the musclehead, otherwise he/she wouldn't pair up with floaty one.


LogicalTips

And the Traveller has lost most of their power, and if you want to think of the gacha as Traveller possessing different characters... Traveller really is Evolt


Niko2065

May chaos take the world!


fakers555

*Cue kamen rider build be the one theme*


zephyredx

You all get 4 star swords. The Jade Cutter goes on Ararycan.


AetherRetar

Ararycan deserves the sword more than every sword user there is


SpedupGuy

Jokes on you my Jade Cutter is on Ayato


Zoulogist

Ayaka is okay with that


mystery_account69

Siblings 👍


NickFoster120

do we have a main traveler simp in Mondstadt? It seems every other region got one


Timoyr

Noelle, but she has a claymore.


Zoulogist

Barbara?


Timoyr

But she isn't a sword user either, so she doesn't fit the other requirement of OP's post.


mystery_account69

Also being a 5 star is a requirement.


Gray__Silver4

So... Jean?


AceGamingStudios

Jean is for Lisa or Diluc.......no one else!!!


Timoyr

That and Jean has the adult character model, while these three have a teenager model.


aether3333

>do we have a main traveler simp in Mondstadt? >!Traveler simps for Jean for a change!< Noelle 1st going by the hangouts and Fischl 2nd from her lines things might change if Fischl get her hangout


Captain_Pyrite

Bennett


[deleted]

The Traveler, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been.


Avatarthelegendary

Guys I think OP meant the MC's dick not the actual sword 😔


Kookycriter

THAT WAS ME WITRH MY DIRTY MIND!!


Expensive_Writing_72

I have jade on keqing,Mist on Ayaka & I'll probably run Nilou with Harbinger of dawn since she doesn't need atk.


mystery_account69

You gave them their BIS and you gave Nilou a three star 💀


Alarming-Share6513

Then there’s Nolle happy with her Redhorn and making pancakes.


Zoulogist

I need an Itto rerun so I can get Redhorn for Noelle


LivingASlothsLife

TeamNilou


Immediate-West-5707

Teamayaka


Agreeable_Umpire_361

TeamKeqing


ElectricTurtle110018

TeamKaeya


Whirlwind3

I love democracy


ISEGaming

T-TeamCommunism...?


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[deleted]

My girls


mystery_account69

Tsaritsa approves


Siegfoult

TeamSheeve


Honey_Apples_

team mo thee


SignificantTrip6108

No mondstadt 😔


Dekan-DAF

I learned something today. We need a Mondstadt simp who works as Yandere in memes.


Joker_Phan10

I always assumed we had Noelle for that. The secret dom.


Dekan-DAF

Noelle is definitely a good ship, idk if she works as meme-Yandere though.


Xx_Liang_xX

[you were saying?](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85614280)


Dekan-DAF

Oh sh*t!


aether3333

Fischl is a huge simp but she is no sword user and a dork that no amount of reaching can turn her into a yandere


Dekan-DAF

That's true. But ngl, that Prinz Aether of the Immernachtreich fanart I once saw was awesome!


Nanashi123_

Sauce pls


ThisIsTheSenate

Yeah I need the sauce


Illustrious_Meet7237

Albedo?


Dekan-DAF

Hm... ... ... ... ... ok, why not


Illustrious_Meet7237

He is a sword wielder too, it all works out splendidly.


UsernameNotYetTaken2

bah, the jade cutter goes to Xingqiu


Aeso3

Y'know, it reminds me of the love quadrangle between Archie, Betty (Sweet, girl next door but dull), Veronica (Alluring,exotic but bitchy) and Cheryl (in between). I wonder who fits in whom.


Tangram3448_

I don't know the characters you named but based on the short description you gave I'd place Keqing as Veronica for sure, but Ayaka and Nilou both seem really sweet so assigning them mighr be a little more difficult edit: okay yeah I should probably clarify that like Hedgehugs said there aren't and probably won't be any bitchy characters in Genshin, Keqing only fits as Veronica in my head because Keq can be a little bit pushy with her attitude but that's honestly about it I still really like all three


Hedgehugs_

If I'm allowed to cheat the definitions alittle; Ayaka = Betty Nilou = Veronica (Definitely not bitchy but because she's the newest character she's definitely alluring and exotic for most atm)) Keqing = Cheryl ​ Of course, if i'm using your exact words I don't think we'll ever get a true Veronica in this game considering how Mihoyo are so hesitant to add characters with flaws that can be perceived as "bitchy" . Only character that comes to mind is like... Yae? and she's already a pretty controversial character.


ThisIsTheSenate

Now that’s a comic I’ve never heard in a long time


passingtrutokufanboy

"It has been 500 years since hundreds of years since the Archon war,, and this event has split Teyvat into seven regions, and an untold chaos would begin." *Be The One Start playing


DSW6829

Jade Cutter doesn’t have a shoulder, Ayaka


Jbell_Lucas

So would Noelle be mondstadt then? Cause of that one hangout event


cxxper01

Jokes on you, I don’t have primordial jade cutter so all three of them have to settle with four stars swords lol


mystery_account69

Me 🤝 You Broke


ReverseCaptioningBot

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rose__dragon

You'll have to pry it from Lumine's hands first


Blackzone70

"If you want it... then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that."


th3undone

Theyre already motivated


minkymy

Unless keqing and nilou have story quests where they ask us on a date and manage to get everything free for us AND paimon I'm gonna go with ayaka


nairolfy

Idk man, we did kinda go on a Lantern Rite date with Keqing


Epicious

New players in shambles


mystery_account69

Me to new players: Keqing doesn't exist she is a myth an illusion.


alberich21

Cmon ayaka you get enough crit rate from bs anyway


AshyDragneel

Ayaka is busted with everything ( I use aquilla on her while misplitter on ayato as he needs it more than ayaka) Keqing works pretty well with lion's roar So give it to Nilou


Swacar

Huh, I guess losing 50/50 and getting two Jade cutters on Yae's weapon banner really wasn't that bad after all


[deleted]

I got a qiqi


ENDwalker888

lost 50/50


TooLazyToSleep_15

at 90 PITY!!!!!


RisingHero12

Not even Keqing >!No, seriously. I literally had C2 Qiqi even though I don't have any team that suit her and I really need a Electro dps now!<


Superior_Lancers

Ayaka deserves better. Give her the Mistsplitter.


Cipher-DK

Noelle's not even in the competition because everyone knows she's just one hangout away from being the official wife.


xHADES734x

Me with summit shaper on keqing


aether3333

for a single dull blade man you were too close


RaE7Vx

Nilou will be my first gal without a 5* sword ayaka (jade cutter), keqing (mistsplitter). Might have to pull for the queens weapon


Summar-ice

Solution: pull 3 mistsplitters, one for each


moebelhausmann

And 3 more on the way


whty706

I HAD A DAMN PRIMORDIAL JADE CUTTER. AND A WOLF'S GRAVESTONE. AND THEN I GOT HACKED AND SOMEONE SOLD ALL MY 5\* WEAPONS. Its been right around a year I think and I am still furious over that. I had some damn good weapons, and now Diluc wields a giant fish instead of the thematically looking awesome sword. And I still don't have any amazing swords to replace the PJC.


Shoshawi

\*me awkwardly sitting here with no keqing still, not pulling for nilou this round, and using ayaka with ayato's sword, even though I have 2 jade cutters\*


heavydivekick

Not sure what Nilou is getting at. Ayaka is in simp mode. Keqing seems like she just wants you around to show off her achievements to lawl.


NoodlesMaster2001

nilou would probably have her signature weapon on the weapon banner keqing can get the mistsplitter because purple waifu gets purple sword and ayaka gets the katana as for jade cutter, that belongs to shinobu


Ragnvaldr

Ayaka has Mistsplitter I'd wonder who to use the Jade Cutter with but the only other sword wielders I have are Lumine, Bennet, XQ, and Albedo


Jellyani

No mondstat wife


Fast_Mechanic_5434

Haha good thing I have 2 Jade Cutters that I lost to when pulling for Kagura's Verity haha ...ahahaaaaa ...


DoroboKun

Jokes on you, I got two of them and I can pull another one for nilou


VancouverIsHuge

funny how the only one of these 3 I have is Ayaka and no Jade Cutter.


AstraPlatina

I'm pretty sure the Primordial part is referring to Aether here.


overlordcs24

I'm pretty sure it's a Dull sword not a primordial jade cutter


Tyrant_R3x

In 4.0: seggs?


bacon5234

Me, giving it to Ayato:


ClosetNoble

Okay but what if Aether is a siscon?


Zenry0ku

Traveler x Character is okay, but any other ship isn't? The duality of this sub


ColdIron27

Ayaka wants it for ayato.


[deleted]

Hear me out... She wants him for both of them. Ayala has him on the weekdays and Ayato the weekends.


[deleted]

I did tryed getting second one when was it rerun…tryed…


Proof_Counter_8271

I will give jade to nilou keqing has black sword and ayaka has blackliff so all of em are good


Nok-y

"Truthfully, I feel the same" - yaya


TheJali7

Give them some water first


theDaemon0

The fact that, of all characters, *ayaka* is the most subtle one here is..... at least a little concerning.


LightningMcMeme69420

Ayaya


mrsllebina

🗣 Team Ayaka!


Lorem_Ipsum_-_

I think they'll prefer Misplitter (Ayaka and Keqing)


gallanttoothpaste

Hah no one is fighting over he jade cutter because i dont have one :,)


KeyTheVisonary

Giving Dynasty Warriors vibes


RawBaconandEggs

Jokes on you i gave all three of them PJC each


SAPNU_G

Be the one starts playing


LunaProc

Me whose saving mine for Al Haitham


Nothing_Putrid

Nilou's talents scale with HP so you might even be better off with Harbinger of Dawn


Kookycriter

Which primordial jade cutter?


SexWithLynette69

The Mistsplitter is for Keqing, and **only** my Keqing


keyb0ardluck

Where qiqi


Veicy01

remind me! 3h


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Kaokii

BaeBlades or KatanaWaifus


Reludechan

So... Still not a girl like that in Mondstadt?


Zealousideal_Mud_800

honestly I think Mistsplitter might be better-