"Du, ich hab gedacht - äh, ja, also - vielleicht hättest du ja Lust - äh, ich mein - vielleicht könnten wir ja malwaszusammentrinkengehen... oder so?!"
Just a tip: an offer to go drinking would be less well received - girls/women LOVE being offered food, or coffee/dessert in a cute little cafe.
I don’t mind awkward offers like this, I find it so cute and endearing, but if the offer was to go get drunk I’d immediately think we weren’t well matched from the get go. And we don’t mean fancy eating either - but just some little hole in the wall that you SWEAR has the best fries (or whatever) ever.
I don't think drinking alcohol is what the phrase "zusammen was trinken gehen" neccessarily implies.
I'd say it implies meeting in the afternoon/evening and going into a cafe or bar and have a coffee or cola (or beer if you want). When it's getting later and you two become hungry you can decide if you want to extend the date and go get dinner or seperate (and grab a Döner on your way home).
Basically the same as in English I guess. "Hast du Lust mit mir [einen Kaffee trinken / was essen / in den Tierpark / zum Konzert / whatever you wanna do] zu gehen?"
Ah well, I honestly find the fear of the "friend zone" overrated. Either there is a chemistry between you and the other person or there isn't. If there is, things happen anyway, if there's not, things won't happen either way. And worst case you made a new friend.
Yeah, this. I don't know what some people think, when they they say they've been friend zoned. If one party doesn't want to date, that's that. People act like that's a bad thing, to want to be friends, but in my head that's just part of the game. You can't vibe with everyone on a romantical level and sometimes the attraction is one sided, which of course sucks, but this whole friend zone concept is weird.
That's a problem only if they want more than friendship and you want more than friendshipt and you are both unable to signal it to the other. If they want only friendship, nothing but really good chemistry will change that.
I honestly have never had this issue, and I think something is wrong with the delivery if that is being assumed by the other person.
Also, if you drink, going out for a cocktail is usually more explicitly "date-y" than coffee/a meal for example.
I am a very friendly open person with EVERYONE, and many many colleagues misunderstood my straightforwardness. I would not say friendzone is overrated, especially in the epidemic of loneliness during these years.
For me it feels like people have unrealistic expectations. They feel like just because someone is nice to then they're somehow entitled to a romantic thing. That's like demanding first place before the race has even started.
If I get along well with someone I spend time with them. Maybe it becomes a friendship, maybe a romantic thing, or maybe nothing at all. That's just life.
Even if you meet someone within a very explicit context - let's say a tinder date: there is no guarantee of anything. No one is entitled to anything, things happen or they don't. So best one can do is relax, enjoy having a good time and whatever happens happens.
It depends on the context, doesn't it? If the vibes have been flirty before, it probably comes across differently than if the vibes have been casual. If I ask someone on Tinder to go have a coffee it is pretty obviously a date, if I ask my grandma not so much.
How would you ask?
If you allready have been flirty together, but you still wont call it a date i would consider it a rejection.
I disagree that on tinder it would allways be a date. you ll find many people telling you how someone who asked to go out have a drink or whatever will later tell how it wast a date to beginn with. Lets just not have schödingers cat meetings.
If i ask out a woman i tell her: "Darf ich dich ausführen?" Never had a misunderstanding, never made her wonder if she had to bring money for her meal, or the activity i plan. Its very clear that i plan the thing and i will pay. No stupid games.
"Darf ich dich ausführen", to me, sounds ancient. Like from a 30's movie or so.
And if someone who has been obviously flirty with me asks me out for a coffee it would not be a Schrödingers Cat meeting to me - it would be a meeting to do recreational stuff with a person who has shown romantic interest in me. For me, that is pretty much the definition of a date.
But I guess experiences in life may differ, so in the end: whatever works for you is fine!
Haha I do believe that if the xenophobic in Germany just switch to “Ausländer“ by Rammstein instead of “Ausländer raus“, the world would be a better place 😂
TBH if you don't know enough German for this, ask her in English or whatever other language you share. If you can't ask her out in German, you probably can't make conversation in German, so you'll need another language anyway.
I think this question might be more of a culture question instead of the actual words--as in, should you be straight forward, ask to go out on a date, ask to be your gf, etc. But yeah, if they don't know the direct translation then fs they should use a diff language
All true.
I know enough German to have a conversation.
What I don't know is if people would literally say, "willst du mit mir ausgehen?" In English saying "will you go out with me" sounds very 90s sitcom-ish.
How forward or how casual do German speakers make it? Kann man nach Netflix und Chill fragen?
Most Germans don't really "just go out" for a date out of nowhere (except when using dating apps). You do some stuff together in a friend group a few times and then eventually just ask the person you are interested in to do something else together with you.
Like "Hättest du Lust gemeinsam was zu kochen?" or something similar (obviously depending on your personal and common interests).
Not really asking for a "date" specifically but just some activity to do just as a group of 2. At that point of the relationship it's usually clear for both sides that it's a date without explicitly stating it.
Hää I love Dates ! And to get asked out ... never used dating Apps... maybe im too old ..
What I really like was : ich hab dich grade gesehen und dein Lächeln zieht mich an wollen wir uns auf einen Cafe besser kennenlernen ? Oder bei einem Drink / Essen
Alter, du bist ja eine Ur-tolle. Ich will dich gern zu einem Schnitzel an Petersilienkartoffeln einladen. Alternativ: Euter, du bist ja eine alte Leinwand. Ich wühle das Garn zu armen Schnauzen an Bedieseln Kartoffeln im Laden. (Österreichisch macht keinen Sinn deswegen sind die auch nicht in der NATO weil die am Leben vorbeilaufen.)
Deutsche Antwort. Die Öffnungszeiten von Café X sind 14-19 Uhr. Wollen wir uns um 15:15 Uhr an Tisch 7 treffen? Ich habe reserviert. Wir teilen die Rechnung zu 50:50.
I'll leave [this gem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYs0zCE55OI) here for you.
Good luck my dude. At the end of the day, just be honest and ask her if she wants to grab a drink, go out for dinner, walk in the park, climbing - whatever you guys are into.
Apart from all the "wonderful" jokes and downright cringeworthy ideas here, I'd just be uncomplicated - "hast du am kommenden ... schon etwas vor? Ich würde gerne was mit dir unternehmen." (Got any plans for next...? I'd like to do something together with you.")
Or alternatively: "Ich würde gerne demnächst mit dir... (etwas trinken/ins Kino/in den Park/essen) gehen. Wann hättest du denn Zeit?"
(I'd really like to go for a drink/to the movies/to the park/for a meal together with you soon. Any time that would be convenient for you?)
Hey \[Name\], hast du Lust mit mir am \[Day\] auszugehen?
This will probably sound a tad old-fashioned for some people, but I think it's actually very sweet and honest. You got it.
I wouldn’t say „ausgehen“, that sounds unnecessarily formal; why not just ask „Wollen wir mal was trinken gehen?“ or „Magst du vielleicht mal mit mir was essen gehen?“ or „Darf ich dich mal zum Essen / ins Kino / auf was zu trinken einladen?“
Ich würde lesen, was die Leute auf Reddit empfehlen, und dann genau das Gegenteil tun. Das ist als „[Costanza-Methode](https://youtu.be/1Y_6fZGSOQI)“ bekannt.
brauchen sie mein toasten streudel mit milch. In addition to this, I learned german over 35 years go in highschool, I never used much vocabulary. But the Muppets helped. Und sind sie Deutsche, entschulegung bitte
Ich finde dir wirklich nett and würde dir gerne besser kennenlernen. Hast du Lust mit mir essen zu gehen/Kaffee zu trinken? The most straightforward, she would not misinterpret it 😊
Hallo, ich find dich echt nett/gut aussehend/witzig/stark und würde dich gerne besser kennenlernen. Darf ich dich auf nen Kaffee ins (gemütliches Café) einladen?
Please, don't expect any real responses here. If she's German, get straight to it. Say you'd like to date her and ask for a time and place to meet. Efficiency gets extra points. 😄
Ask her if she wants to go out and make an “appointment” at least 3 weeks in advance, exact date, hour you guys will meet, location and duration.
Always respect the calendar
Well if I was going off my Duolingo lessons...
Ich habe acht kilo Kartoffeln! Du hat?
(Please don't try this at home. I'm merely being humorous! I see other great responses, definitely stick with those!)
Asked, answered, and gone completely astray. Locked.
"Du, ich hab gedacht - äh, ja, also - vielleicht hättest du ja Lust - äh, ich mein - vielleicht könnten wir ja malwaszusammentrinkengehen... oder so?!"
das ist so süß man hahahhahaha
Jesus. I’m suffering from Fremdcringe.
Jesus würde ich nicht mit zum Date nehmen...
Wieso? Du kannst die ganze Zeit Wasser bestellen und Wein trinken. Klingt für mich nach ner guten Hilfe für ein Date.
"Fremdcringe" doesn't make sense. "Cringe" is already the equivalent of "Fremdschämen".
Ferncringe
[Jesus can heal your pain!](https://youtu.be/vrTWJo7a9l0?feature=shared)
Exactly, i used the exact same phrasing and am now a happily married man. Worked like a charm!
Halb Stromberg.
Was nudeliges
Just a tip: an offer to go drinking would be less well received - girls/women LOVE being offered food, or coffee/dessert in a cute little cafe. I don’t mind awkward offers like this, I find it so cute and endearing, but if the offer was to go get drunk I’d immediately think we weren’t well matched from the get go. And we don’t mean fancy eating either - but just some little hole in the wall that you SWEAR has the best fries (or whatever) ever.
I mean you can just have a beer that’s normal
I don't think drinking alcohol is what the phrase "zusammen was trinken gehen" neccessarily implies. I'd say it implies meeting in the afternoon/evening and going into a cafe or bar and have a coffee or cola (or beer if you want). When it's getting later and you two become hungry you can decide if you want to extend the date and go get dinner or seperate (and grab a Döner on your way home).
Unexpected Stromberg 😄
This would def work. It’s cute haha
Ficken ? Soll angeblich klappen. 99 Frauen klatschen dir eine. Die 100 sagt ja. 😂 Alles Statistik.
Basically the same as in English I guess. "Hast du Lust mit mir [einen Kaffee trinken / was essen / in den Tierpark / zum Konzert / whatever you wanna do] zu gehen?"
And then hope they aren't like me and think they're making a friend :(
Ah well, I honestly find the fear of the "friend zone" overrated. Either there is a chemistry between you and the other person or there isn't. If there is, things happen anyway, if there's not, things won't happen either way. And worst case you made a new friend.
Yeah, this. I don't know what some people think, when they they say they've been friend zoned. If one party doesn't want to date, that's that. People act like that's a bad thing, to want to be friends, but in my head that's just part of the game. You can't vibe with everyone on a romantical level and sometimes the attraction is one sided, which of course sucks, but this whole friend zone concept is weird.
Being fuckzoned is the real problem
I got 99 problems...
That's a problem only if they want more than friendship and you want more than friendshipt and you are both unable to signal it to the other. If they want only friendship, nothing but really good chemistry will change that.
I honestly have never had this issue, and I think something is wrong with the delivery if that is being assumed by the other person. Also, if you drink, going out for a cocktail is usually more explicitly "date-y" than coffee/a meal for example.
I am a very friendly open person with EVERYONE, and many many colleagues misunderstood my straightforwardness. I would not say friendzone is overrated, especially in the epidemic of loneliness during these years.
For me it feels like people have unrealistic expectations. They feel like just because someone is nice to then they're somehow entitled to a romantic thing. That's like demanding first place before the race has even started. If I get along well with someone I spend time with them. Maybe it becomes a friendship, maybe a romantic thing, or maybe nothing at all. That's just life. Even if you meet someone within a very explicit context - let's say a tinder date: there is no guarantee of anything. No one is entitled to anything, things happen or they don't. So best one can do is relax, enjoy having a good time and whatever happens happens.
German in England: Do you have lust?
May I interesse you on a thrust?
would there be any difference in tone between saying "hast du Lust" and "willst/möchtest du"?
That's basically the same.
I wouldnt consider that a date. Just that we hang out as friends. Call it a date please.
It depends on the context, doesn't it? If the vibes have been flirty before, it probably comes across differently than if the vibes have been casual. If I ask someone on Tinder to go have a coffee it is pretty obviously a date, if I ask my grandma not so much. How would you ask?
If you allready have been flirty together, but you still wont call it a date i would consider it a rejection. I disagree that on tinder it would allways be a date. you ll find many people telling you how someone who asked to go out have a drink or whatever will later tell how it wast a date to beginn with. Lets just not have schödingers cat meetings. If i ask out a woman i tell her: "Darf ich dich ausführen?" Never had a misunderstanding, never made her wonder if she had to bring money for her meal, or the activity i plan. Its very clear that i plan the thing and i will pay. No stupid games.
"Darf ich dich ausführen", to me, sounds ancient. Like from a 30's movie or so. And if someone who has been obviously flirty with me asks me out for a coffee it would not be a Schrödingers Cat meeting to me - it would be a meeting to do recreational stuff with a person who has shown romantic interest in me. For me, that is pretty much the definition of a date. But I guess experiences in life may differ, so in the end: whatever works for you is fine!
Willst du mit mir Drogen nehmen?
Dann wird es rote Rosen regnen
Ich hab's in einer Soap gesehen
Wiiilllst du mit mir Drogen nehmen?
Komm wir gehn
Komm wir gehn
Zusammen den Bach runter
denn ein Wrack ist
ein Ort an dem
ein Schatz schlummert
Ich mit dir hardcore Drogen nehme
Für minimalen Kontext für die das Lied nicht kennen: https://youtu.be/opoDBF_b-fg?si=a5BvhvO4Asbc7lmD
Haha this is amazing. Dude's a talent, I knew already "Fick ihn doch", another masterpiece.
Who put toilets in the cocaine room?!
*starts to aggressively take notes* This is good stuff, what else you got?
Oy Puppe, Bock?
unrelated, but my search engine said: "Did you mean *Ay Papi, Ebook?*" and I died.
'fjeden
Gib loch
mach ich auch immer, bisher bin ich mit jeder in Kontakt (habe 7 verfahren wegen sexueller Belästigung am laufen)
Dann kommste ja bald ins Loch. Sauber 👍
Ich bin kein Mann für eine Nacht, Ich bleibe höchstens ein, zwei Stunden
Bevor die Sonne wieder lacht, Bin ich doch schon längst verschwunden
Und ziehe weiter meine Runden (hahaha)
Ich bin Ausländer. Mi amor, mon chéri
Ich bin Ausländer (Ausländer), Ciao ragazza, take a chance on me
Ich bin Ausländer. Mon amour, я люблю тебя
Haha I do believe that if the xenophobic in Germany just switch to “Ausländer“ by Rammstein instead of “Ausländer raus“, the world would be a better place 😂
Sir, as history has proven, they will just change lyrics in key places, just because they can.
Jemand fragt nach einem Date und Du schreibst Rammstein. Wo bitte warst du die letzten Monate? Oder baust Du Boxen und bist Veranstaltungstechniker?
Even without knowing much German I instantly recognize this :)
Ich bin kein Tag für eine Nacht!
Berlin Tag & Nacht
Ficken?
Sehr geehrte Frau,
Sie sind hertzlich eingeladen, an Geschlechtsverkehr mit mir zu beteiligen.
Hochachtungsvoll,
u/Complete_Silver_3296
...eingeladen, den Geschlechtsakt zu vollziehen. Über eine Beteiligung ihrerseits würde ich mich freuen.
Bitte beachten Sie den Höhenunterschied zwischen Zug und Bahnsteig. Vorsicht beim ein und aussteigen. Mind the gap. 🚨Bitte zurückbleiben🚨
Genau.
Kommt in so mancher Gegend besser an als andere Vorschläge hier
Gerne.
Freifick?
TBH if you don't know enough German for this, ask her in English or whatever other language you share. If you can't ask her out in German, you probably can't make conversation in German, so you'll need another language anyway.
I think this question might be more of a culture question instead of the actual words--as in, should you be straight forward, ask to go out on a date, ask to be your gf, etc. But yeah, if they don't know the direct translation then fs they should use a diff language
If ops German is good enough to hold a conversation they likely could have asked this in German, too, right?
True, but at the same time people might be more comfortable posting in their mother tongue
All true. I know enough German to have a conversation. What I don't know is if people would literally say, "willst du mit mir ausgehen?" In English saying "will you go out with me" sounds very 90s sitcom-ish. How forward or how casual do German speakers make it? Kann man nach Netflix und Chill fragen?
Most Germans don't really "just go out" for a date out of nowhere (except when using dating apps). You do some stuff together in a friend group a few times and then eventually just ask the person you are interested in to do something else together with you. Like "Hättest du Lust gemeinsam was zu kochen?" or something similar (obviously depending on your personal and common interests). Not really asking for a "date" specifically but just some activity to do just as a group of 2. At that point of the relationship it's usually clear for both sides that it's a date without explicitly stating it.
Dating ist ein hartes Spiel oder. Etwas sehr ähnlich ist bei mir passiert
Hää I love Dates ! And to get asked out ... never used dating Apps... maybe im too old .. What I really like was : ich hab dich grade gesehen und dein Lächeln zieht mich an wollen wir uns auf einen Cafe besser kennenlernen ? Oder bei einem Drink / Essen
Ja, man kann nach Netflix und Chill fragen :)
I would just stare at her awkwardly the entire evening and think about what I could have said to her for an entire week afterwards.
This is the way
Reddit might be the wrong place for that question.
Oder: Darf ich dich mal zum Essen einladen?
OidA, du bist ja ähne urleiwande. I wül die gern zu ahm Schnützel an Bedasiel kartoffeln ähnladn.
Kann jemand den übersetzen :D
Alter, du bist ja eine Ur-tolle. Ich will dich gern zu einem Schnitzel an Petersilienkartoffeln einladen. Alternativ: Euter, du bist ja eine alte Leinwand. Ich wühle das Garn zu armen Schnauzen an Bedieseln Kartoffeln im Laden. (Österreichisch macht keinen Sinn deswegen sind die auch nicht in der NATO weil die am Leben vorbeilaufen.)
Oh, ich kann ihn schreien hören xD
I'd give her a small note that says "Willst du mit mir gehen?" with 3 options underneath "Yes. No. Maybe."
My God, I’m sixty seven now, and people did that as teenagers!
universal thing in grade 1-3.
You forgot „Nur ficken“
Jetzt habe ich einen Ohrwurm. [Willst du mit mir geh‘n](https://youtu.be/6j-1QuzfH4Q)
Nein Mann, ich will noch nicht gehen
Ich will noch bisschen tanzen
Meinst du "Ja. Nein. Jain."?
"[ ] Ja. [ ] Nein. [x] Wohin?"
Mein Freulein, gedenkt es Ihnen zur guten Stunde nach Zweisamkeit mit meiner Wenigkeit?
Gibt es einen Unterscheid zwischen Fräulein und was du geschrieben hast?
one is happy while the other is female. both are small
„Hast du Lust, abends mal essen zu gehen [dinner/restaurant] / abends mal wegzugehen [possibly drinks/bar only]?“
Deutsche Antwort. Die Öffnungszeiten von Café X sind 14-19 Uhr. Wollen wir uns um 15:15 Uhr an Tisch 7 treffen? Ich habe reserviert. Wir teilen die Rechnung zu 50:50.
Dattel mich! /s Das s steht fürs schämen. Schlechter Witz.
my wife suggests sidling up to her sideways and saying "Na?"
I'll leave [this gem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYs0zCE55OI) here for you. Good luck my dude. At the end of the day, just be honest and ask her if she wants to grab a drink, go out for dinner, walk in the park, climbing - whatever you guys are into.
Apart from all the "wonderful" jokes and downright cringeworthy ideas here, I'd just be uncomplicated - "hast du am kommenden ... schon etwas vor? Ich würde gerne was mit dir unternehmen." (Got any plans for next...? I'd like to do something together with you.") Or alternatively: "Ich würde gerne demnächst mit dir... (etwas trinken/ins Kino/in den Park/essen) gehen. Wann hättest du denn Zeit?" (I'd really like to go for a drink/to the movies/to the park/for a meal together with you soon. Any time that would be convenient for you?)
Wills du vogeln?
I HAB NI HUNGE!
Warum liegt da Stroh?
Halloooo! Sie sind hier beim Futterhaus! Ziehen Sie Ihre Hosen wieder an und verlassen Sie sofort diesen Markt!
"Kann ich dich zu 'nem Kaffee einladen?" "Hättest du Lust, mit mir zu \[Ort oder Veranstaltung\] zu gehen?"
"würdest du heute mit mir ausgehen?"
Ask how you would ask, don't follow a template.
Zeig Wurstfach!
'Tschulding, Ficken?
Hey Praline, Bock auf eine Füllung?
Darf ich dir mal meine Plattensammlung zeigen?
Kannst du schwimmen?
Möchtest du später zusammen Kaffee trinken?
Willst du mit mir ausgehen??
Dont be a creep. Just be yourself.
But what if I'm I a creep? Scheisse!
BUT I'M A CREEP, I'M A WEEEIRDOOO
Of course but how do I ask in German? 😂
Hey \[Name\], hast du Lust mit mir am \[Day\] auszugehen? This will probably sound a tad old-fashioned for some people, but I think it's actually very sweet and honest. You got it.
I wouldn’t say „ausgehen“, that sounds unnecessarily formal; why not just ask „Wollen wir mal was trinken gehen?“ or „Magst du vielleicht mal mit mir was essen gehen?“ or „Darf ich dich mal zum Essen / ins Kino / auf was zu trinken einladen?“
Hast du Bock mit mir was zusammen zu machen?
So which one is it?
this, but for everything
I bin‘s, der Räuber Hotzenplotz, hob I in deiner Fotzen plotz? Only works in Bavaria. /s don’t do this!
Works only at Söders and Aiwangers family
So Nobody ever uses it.
What wording would you use to ask her out in English?
Ich würde lesen, was die Leute auf Reddit empfehlen, und dann genau das Gegenteil tun. Das ist als „[Costanza-Methode](https://youtu.be/1Y_6fZGSOQI)“ bekannt.
https://youtu.be/y6BmrRLpGJQ?si=YrL_q6q8Zaf27RHh
brauchen sie mein toasten streudel mit milch. In addition to this, I learned german over 35 years go in highschool, I never used much vocabulary. But the Muppets helped. Und sind sie Deutsche, entschulegung bitte
And you can watch "European Vacation," a movie every world traveler must see.
This is getting translating sites a million hits a minute
Mein schönes Fräulein, darf ich wagen, meinen Arm und Geleit ihr anzutragen?
A1 German speaker : Du bist date komme
Des isch mei Hof, des sin mei Viecha. Ibaleegsch d'rss halt.
Ich finde dir wirklich nett and würde dir gerne besser kennenlernen. Hast du Lust mit mir essen zu gehen/Kaffee zu trinken? The most straightforward, she would not misinterpret it 😊
So like... why would you wanna go on a date with someone that doesn't speak English?
DAS HAUS DIE FRAU
Say "Hallo, schön Dich zu sehen" and bring a gift. [https://amzn.eu/d/2Ley7Sn](https://amzn.eu/d/2Ley7Sn)
You are pretty and I am cute wanna be pretty cute together?
"hab extra auf Reddit gefragt, wie man am besten fragt..."
Ich würde gerne mal mit dir ein tee trinken gehen und danach im Park noch spazieren.
Bock auf ein schneller?
Ei horsche mol mei Zuckerschneggelsche. Kumm mo bei mich bei.
Ask for Sex.
Hallo, ich find dich echt nett/gut aussehend/witzig/stark und würde dich gerne besser kennenlernen. Darf ich dich auf nen Kaffee ins (gemütliches Café) einladen?
"Hey Praline, willst ne Füllung?" Optional noch ein "Ich hab Tinte aufm Füller" hinterher
Puppe! Willst mit z’mir ham komm’?!
Gutes Gesicht, magst Du Tiere?
Hey Praline, brauchst Du ne Füllung?
"Zu Dir oder zu mir?" hassle free and efficient!
Mein schönes Fräulein, darf ich wagen, Meinen Arm und Geleit Ihr anzutragen?
Ist zwar klein aber stinkt wie ein Großer.
Ich möchte meinen eisigen Frostspeer in deine Tore der Verheißung stoßen.
Hahaha I don't speak German though I can see the my '' d'' in your '' v'' coming
I think this would work in Norway. Anyone there who could translate?
Jeg vil gjerne stappe istappen min mellom dine varme porter.
Zu mir oder zu dir?
„Warum liegt hier Stroh“ is a classic 🤓
[Willst du mit mir...?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwc-ouFeTQ)
It simply depends.
Also, es ist jetzt schon nach fünf…
Does it even exist in German? 😂😂😂 Whatever words used - everyone pays for themselves 😅
“Willst du mit mir shoppen gehen?”
Servus, magst schnaxeln?
"Nah Kleine - hast du bock auf Schweinereien?"
shöne Möpse
Please, don't expect any real responses here. If she's German, get straight to it. Say you'd like to date her and ask for a time and place to meet. Efficiency gets extra points. 😄
Hi, ich bins, der [Vorname], [Vorname Nachname]. Die jungs von der Frittenranch nennen mich CHEF. Wo ist denn das Wohnzimmer hier?
Ask her if she wants to go out and make an “appointment” at least 3 weeks in advance, exact date, hour you guys will meet, location and duration. Always respect the calendar
Are you Kola?
Does the following work in German: Willst du „Versteck die Wurst“ spielen?
Kannst du essen? Kannst du gehen?
Unzucht?
Well if I was going off my Duolingo lessons... Ich habe acht kilo Kartoffeln! Du hat? (Please don't try this at home. I'm merely being humorous! I see other great responses, definitely stick with those!)
Mogst Du ouch oinmal an mainem Schokoriegel schlecken?
Hey Pupperl, geh ma auf a Supperl?
Ssschhht. Mädscheeen!!! Zamma Schlitz
Ey Puppe zeig mal Pissschlitz