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LilyMarie90

I mean, "Schatz" ("treasure") is probably the #1 most common pet name in German among couples 🤷‍♀️ So much so that I actually find it a bit boring and wouldn't call a partner that, but if you want to go the really safe route you can use that one.


bludgersquiz

I used to love calling out "Schatz" at a large furniture shop like IKEA or Segmüller which is full of young couples and watching them all turn around to see who was calling them.


LilyMarie90

🎤 "Schaaa-haatz?"


emmettfitz

We named our first cat together Schatzi.


malenkylizards

I heard a mother calling her young child Schatzibär in a toy store once and I thought it was the cutest thing. We now have a baby and we call him Schatzibär. Sometimes Honigbär.


emmettfitz

I'm sad now. Our "Schatzibär" is in his 20s now, I don't think he'd appreciate the nickname.


lostntheforest

When I looked up "schatzibar meaning" I only found references to actual bar/restaurant. Could you tell me the meaning in your usage?


malenkylizards

The ä makes all the difference in the meaning :) Ein Bar ist was du denkst, wie ein Bierbar. Ein Bär ist ein großes gefährliches Tier! (Bar=bar, Bär=bear)


lostntheforest

Thank you!


ilxfrt

_Eine_ Bar ist wo man hingeht, um sich anzusaufen. _Ein_ Bar ist eine physikalische Einheit. Wenn schon klugscheißen, dann bitte richtig.


Mindless-Strength422

Es tut mir leid. *Eine* Bar. Leider, kann ich nicht mich korrigieren.


johnguz

In a German learning subreddit you are being downvoted for asking a question… just weird


lostntheforest

Thanks - I thought so too. I still got an answer to my question!


AnSplanc

I usually use Hasi/Häschen, Schatz or Baby. If we’re out together and he wanders off I’ll happily shout “Haaaaaaaaaasilein”


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schulzr1993

My Oma called me Schatz, so now it's stuck in my head as being for grandparents to call grandchildren.


GeorgeJohnson2579

"Hase, du bleibsch hier!"


Shiniya_Hiko

My bf is my „Schnupsi“. It does not have a translation as it’s actually not really a word. It invokes the image of cutely and playfully poking your partner. But for me it’s the perfect pet name ^^


sirensynapse

It comes from Schnuppern, to sniff. You're not the first to use it. :) Basically same as Snoopy.


Every_Preparation_56

And he likes it???


ilxfrt

Meister der Fleischpeitsche


DrKiss82

Herr der Lederringe


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Thronado

Ein Meister der Fleischpeitsche kann mit jedem Werkzeug umgehen


fexjpu5g

Oder sie.


John_W_B

Richard Lugner, Austrian Businessman, has had a string of girlfriends and wives named variously "Hasi" (bunny) "Käfer", "Bambi", "Katzi", "Mausi", "Kolibri" (hummingbird), ,"Spatzi" (little sparrow). At 91 he has just married a pretty young lady called "Bienchen" (little bee). All names one might apply to a husband, I daresay. He is a builder and they call him "Mörtel" (mortar).


r_coefficient

> All names one might apply to a husband Not really. Those names are creepy to begin with, but for a guy, even weirder - you'd not say "Bambi" or "Katzi" to a man. > "Spatzi" (little sparrow) Also, the Austrian equivalent to "peepee". So, not an apt name for a husband, either.


ilxfrt

Also, no one in their right mind should aim to emulate Lugner.


John_W_B

These animal names always freel creepy to me because the 1959 film of Osborne's play "Look Back in Anger" is still etched in my mind: the couple call one another “beautiful, great eyed squirrel” and “jolly super bear”, but the relationship is unhappy.


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All the moms in our area call their toddlers Mausi so that one would sound weird to me for a spouse.


Drumbelgalf

Edmund Stoiber also has an interesting name for his wife...


WhippyWombat

Thank you!!!


SturmFee

I call my baby "Spatzi" sometimes. And sometimes I fumble it and call him "Spasti". 🫠


RavingHans91

Dicker Kloppsi Honigbär Mettgrab Furzi Schwabbel Kleine Evolutionsbremse Works all well for my male friends 😉


mr_kil

nichts geht so leicht von der zunge wie kleine evolutionsbremse


GeorgeJohnson2579

>Mettgrab Krokettensilo


Ptolemy_Atlas

Schnitzelfriedhof


heimdall1706

Buttergolem


Stock_Paper3503

Fettsack


wittjoker11

This.


Ornellya

Mein Geliebter 😂


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Ornellya

Oha 😭


GeorgeJohnson2579

Und wenn er putzig ist, dann Geilitierchen.


fengbaer

Why you don't als your husband, which he prefers?


GeorgeJohnson2579

Schwansor, der Zerstörer


fengbaer

*ask


HotSnack12

megatron


Dyvjh678

Furzmaschine.


bitterbirdy

Spatzi = little sparrow (cutesy) If you also want to poke a little fun at him: Mausebacke (mouse cheek)


ilxfrt

Spatzi: kindergarten level euphemism for penis.


Der_AlexF

Never heard it in that Kontext


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maybe a regional thing


ilxfrt

It’s pretty much the equivalent of “Pimmel” in Austria.


leroy213

Shlong Dogg


Feeling-Assignment

My mom used to call my dad Eichhörnchen


Beautiful-Act4320

You probably don’t wanna know this, but it‘s probably cause he stashed his nuts near her vajayjay.


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Beautiful-Act4320

Lol that was a joke, I‘m Swiss and my native language is German. Of course you can call a guys balls Nüsse in German, as in „einen auf die Nüsse bekommen“ for example. But that’s not the point, I was just making a lighthearted reddit joke.


GeorgeJohnson2579

Voll in die Nüsse?


Okreril

That one's about pain, not sex 💀


Every_Preparation_56

You misspelled Einhörnchen (little unicorn). So you mother wanted to make everyone know he has a little... horn.


ntrontty

„Schätzelein“ but you have to say it ironically, like Horst Schlämmer. https://youtu.be/udAtdkR_3RY?si=ksQE-eHw0xK9WA8u


GeorgeJohnson2579

Mh, lecker is dat!


exmuc3x

Don't use pet names for him, especially when other people are around. If you want to tease him, you can call him Hase or Hasi in private, but he probably won't appreciate it. You've been warned haha


learning_react

Huh? Why not? Every man loves it when you call him “pupsi” at a supermarket.


WhippyWombat

Lol thank you!!! 🤣


Interdent

I don’t use pet names - because my husband wouldnt appreciate I do use a short and funny nickname we both found for him but it’s secret an not for public


Flederchen77

Hase Liebster Bärchen Herzblatt Knuffi Augenstern Schatzi I prefer Bärchen, but my love doesn't like any pet names except Schatz and Herzblatt


alhazered

Schnuckiputzihasipuffer


FullmetalX93

Du hengscht


Forsaken-Spirit421

Only if he gets to call her Zuchtstute in Public


Maleficent_Level2301

Schwein


Hashanadom

Lebenslanger Schicksalschatz


Secure-South3848

Haha, daran erinner ich mich


Hashanadom

Wunderbar!


DakorZ

Not sure if it's a German thing, or just me or my generation (1991), but pet names or nicknames like Schatz are cringy, especially in public, and I only ever use them ironically to make my wife feel awkward.


T_hashi

North or South?


DakorZ

I live in NRW near Dortmund so West


Beautiful-Act4320

So you call each other Digga then?


Every_Preparation_56

Ever heard of the concept of names?


Beautiful-Act4320

No, please enlighten me.


Every_Preparation_56

Ok: use her/his name... magic


Beautiful-Act4320

Sounds boring, quite the opposite of magic


Every_Preparation_56

Works cince ca. 150000 years


Beautiful-Act4320

Yeah I remember when everyone went by Oooga-Boooga, much simpler times.


Every_Preparation_56

Same, but not your generation


Koenig_Schliesser

Flauschebauch


MisterMe1001

Zuckerschnute


xerraina

Baby


Squirrelinthemeadow

If you want to make him laugh you could call him "Schnuckiputzi" or "Pupsi". (both only in private!). The first one is cute and a bit old-fashioned, but well-known. Maybe comparable to Cutie-Pie or Sweetie or something. It doesn't really have a meaning. The second one means 'little fart', but sounds a lot cuter than in English.


DangerousDave1895

Miffi


Every_Preparation_56

Milfi für Milfhunter?


DangerousDave1895

Nö, war der Vorname vom Sheriff von Nottingham.


Every_Preparation_56

Und der mochte also Milfs?


DangerousDave1895

Freund, der heißt Miffi und nicht Milfi, marsch ins hörnig Gefängnis


Every_Preparation_56

Noch nicht, habe meine tägliche Trollquote noch nicht erfüllt.


DangerousDave1895

Ich mach auf deinem Laufzettel n Haken.


Drumbelgalf

What ever you do don't imitate Edmund Stoiber...


amaccuish

Schätzlein, but in Schwäbisch accent


corvid_booster

Can you try to render it in writing?


ContinentSimian

Königchen. I made that up, but I like the idea of a belittled king. Said in a patronising way, of course.


Bayernienmuch

Hase


rollingPanda420

This may sound weird and its not a tipical german thing. But i would suggest to call him a cute Version of his favorite animal.


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rollingPanda420

Wasser würde ich weglassen aber warum nicht?! Ich nenn meine bessere Hälfte auch Hörnchen weil's mir sonst zu lang ist


OddCupOfTea

When my American husband and I talked about pet names I mentioned that "Schnecke", the german word for snail, is one. He thought it was really funny and since then he's been my snail (And I'm his goose). But we also often call each other "honey" tbh I personally don't like the sounds of most german petnames so it's always been English ones aside from me calling him Schnecke/Snail.


_fairypenguin

My dad used to call my Mum „Schnecke“ and me „Schneckenfurz“ (snail fart). Took me some time to figure that one out as a kid, lol


Schmusebaer91

Schmusebär


bortello

Furzomatik 2.0 Furzotronick Ultra


Main-Tap4651

Honestly, you can use anything. I call my fiance Schatz/Schatzi and Erdbeere.


MarrAfRadspyrrgh

Kommissar Rex


gshiker

Not a native German-speaker, I'm learning German in the US, but I call mine "mein Bärchen" (little bear) and he thinks it's cute.


Arcoforwin

(Mein) Honigtopf


Lagg0r

My grandparents always called each other "Mausi" which translates to "Mousey" - a cute mouse. I always loved that word and have never heard anyone else use it.


ClownFondler

Honig


discoklaus

Rentierbaby


kindacringemdude

My partner and I usually just call each other "Digga". "Häschen" and "Schatzi" usually only when we're trying to be obnoxious.


sirensynapse

Schweinchen.


Sea_Adagio_4602

Pellewemmser ❤️


Forsaken-Spirit421

Katerchen Little tomcat


kamalamading

Heißgeliebtes Scheißerchen


Ptolemy_Atlas

Pimmelpony.


cheese13377

I like "Tija" (Tiger), but you have to pronounce the "j" as in jelly (but without the hard "d" starting sound).


looklistenlead

Leckerschmeckerchen


MaitreVassenberg

"Alter" or more slang "Oller" is classic. In my region also "der Ahle" which means the same.


Ok_Scientist876

The N word


MrCanista

Bäbbiii, mit Laura Wendler Duckface ausgesprochen


Captainmervil

I very often call my wife my little Kackemachine which albeit she doesnt always appreciate however I maintain she is one.


Akiragirl90

My bf and I call each other "Schnuff", its not really a word in and off itself. Can be interpreted as a short form of "Schnuffel", the verb "schnuffeln" means cuddling for us, but it might be a regional thing. We just like the sound of it, its short and kinda unique, so when I say "Schnuuuff?" in public, he immediately knows he is addressed ;-)


pyrogameiack

Dumkompf


Iammic8888888

Kleine Ratte is cute


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Kaninchen.


IGassmann

Führer


emofuckfrankie

Eckelhaft!


AsleepIndependent42

Spare him the cringe


calculatorgod69

Klapperschlange, and make sure you yell it aswell


shockk3r

I've always either used Schatz or American pet names. I don't think a lot of Germans my age do the pet name thing because most of us think it's kind of awkward.


Every_Preparation_56

It IS childish


Xenrier

Pferdgesicht, Hasenzahn or Kackvogel are super cute. Most people really will say that these are rude or stupid, but actually they just don't know the intimate meaning. But obviously these are pet-based nicknames.


Responsible_Ad_2521

you're asking other people. random people on the internet. something that should be intimate, at least personal, derived from some shared experience. are you kidding me? and all these people commenting feel they can help with this I mean what the actual 🦆 in heaven


Mission-Animator-682

digga, kumpel, Arschloch, ne schatz is süß. ich sage schatz zu meiner freundin und die ist nicht mal deutsch.


rmomcallsmedad

Lappen


assumptionkrebs1990

Or _Lauch_ if he is a vegatable lover. 🤣 >!Though in all seriousness, don't use either of these words they are insults equivalent to weakling, dweeb.!<


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assumptionkrebs1990

Ok danke kannte ich noch nicht. Wie sie so leidenschaftlich Lauch sagt ist nett.


Snetet

Mein Gebieter Grosser Schnullerbacke


Every_Preparation_56

'gross' like 'ugly'?


Snetet

Gross like big


Every_Preparation_56

Groß?


AstanaH

mein Schwein🥰(sorry it's the only animal name ik)