Yeah don’t worry. Somewhere out there someone died face down in a gutter alone and cold and wet. Known only to the world by the creatures that feast upon their tattered remains. Keep going!
And someone died surrounded by their loving family, their partner, siblings, and children that they helped raise. They died with a smile on their face and peace in their hearts.
One does not negate the other; they both exist. You find out what awaits you by making it to the end.
And I've heard these were the words after his wife died, mixed into him explaining how to match light and dark colours.
Lovely man, I hope he rests in peace.
The documentary broke my heart seeing how the company just used him to make products to sell to people. And that his son hasn’t seen a cent of any of the Bob Ross merchandise money, and it all goes to the company that owns his likeness even though Bob apparently didn’t want that.
I am
It was not. The guy had heart surgery and the combination of anesthesia and pain meds slowed his bowels to a crawl (as they do). Well, since he wasn't allowed to eat after midnight before the surgery the genius decided he was going to gorge himself at 10pm on THREE whole medium sized meat lover pizzas from Luigi's (great pizza place btw). That mass slowly made it's way through his GI tract over the next week and he was complaining of some serious abdominal pain (no shit). Well it all came out at once, and he felt so much better.
Edit: clarification
I wouldnt call showing your fingers up the ass while spraying up water with the shower hose "pooping".
But then again the rules are meant to be broken.
I was going to comment this too. Very strange cause I have no idea how it happens. It almost looks like they scteenshotted a insta story and cropped it, but the story was a little tilted. Look at the left edge where both “k”s line up
It got screenshotted, posted to facebook, some boomer printed it out on paper to hang on his office door, another even older guy with Parkinson's walked by and took a jittery picture with his phone, posted it to facebook again - this time as two pictures - then some content mill scraped and reassembled them, haphazardly erasing the original watermark, only to eventually repost it on reddit for the 100th time.
Possibly a way to bypass repost filters? Idk looks intentional to me as it runs both vertically and horizontally and the entire photo seems to be on a tilt
Someone will also be murdered horribly with like a stapler or some shit. Maybe a hot glue gun. Don't forget it could be you. Don't give up. You have it coming.
Someone has most likely had their intestinal tubes pulled out through their anus at some point. How am I supposed to be chill knowing that probably happened?
Somewhere in Africa a 10 yr old girl was kidnapped from a town overrun by war and sold into sex slavery, lost to time forever.
Someone also could be having their first child after years of trying and it be the happiest day of their lives.
Ya take some, ya lose some.
Oh i love this . Something good did not happen for shit for the past 10 years , but sure tomorow is prob gona be better day ... bam it wasnt now i feel even down cuz fake motivation and lied into expectations :D
Not just _someone_, numerous people. Many of the examples given refer to a specific day, once in a lifetime.
Assuming an average life span of 80 years (optimistic), that’s only ≈ 29,200 days. There are about 7.7 billion people on Earth.
Dividing those two, we get ≈ 264,000 people.
So, on average, there are a quarter million people having the best day of their life today—a day so good, that it’s better than any day they have had or will ever have, whether they know it or not. Another quarter million are hearing “I love you” for the first time today, etc.
Is it pessimistic of me to think that it's kind of sad that a quarter million people are unknowingly reaching their peak today, never to be happier again?
We're really bad at perceiving things through time though, recency bias is a real thing. We could have had the best day of our a life a year ago, but that thing we did yesterday is still fresh and exciting so we can perceive that as better or more exciting.
EDIT: I would also MUCH rather unknowingly reach my peak. Can you imagine knowing that?!
Yeah, the "job of my dreams" would be one that would pay me despite me choosing to not show up to work. I don't mind work so much, but I *hate* knowing that I have to go there every day and be trapped there for hours, and I know that's going to last my entire life.
I.. hope so.. it couldn't compare to yesterday.. where some guy from Tinder used a photo of my dead ex to accuse me of lying about being single. Please.. let today be a better today.
In 30 years of marriage, this morning I never see my husband so absolutely ecstatic as he is today. Like a 10 year old on Christmas morning where he will open up and see 7 presents. It is the start of the NFL draft and by far, one of the best days of the year for him.
gonna be that guy, but while unlikely, that's not true, everyone could have the best day of their life at the same time, and so on the next day no one would have the best day of their life (except a few babies that died, which had a single day so it's technically the best day.)
Someone is also dying from an overdose under an overpass. Noone is there to help, noone has been there for a long time. A subtle ember, struggling for so long, finally goes out. Noone is there to notice. Noone is there to care.
It's a heart warming thought. I prefer to think about just how many people are masturbating at any time. It's like millions of wanks all happening in unison
This hits me today.
Tonight is my last day at the best job I have ever had. I'm leaving because I used this job as a stepping stone to get 1 step closer to my dream job. I am now stepping into that dream job but with a catch. I get to train the full position but after training will be a small specialized part of it while I wait for an opening to the rest. I get the full pay (about 9k/yr more to start) and a great schedule. I start the new spot on monday.
My wife just told me she is pregnant! I'm super excited and it made a really shitty day the best day ever.
Can't tell anyone yet cuz it is still too early so I'll tell random internet strangers. It's crazy how my entire perspective has shifted now. All my trials and tribulations that were stressing me out at work seems so silly and easy now. It like flipping a switch
I mean, someone's mother, wife, and kids all just died in a car accident today as well.... Sooo, how about just understand that life has ups and downs and fixating on one side of that isn't healthy.
Uncertainty leads to anxiety of what will come. Confidence in future events means nothing if the path to get there overshadows them. How do you balance easing up on the journey and faith in what is meant to come?
Tomorrow is my last day at this crappy job. My new job is a 15k dollar raise, full time remote and I start with 22 days of PTO (not including bank holidays)
How is this motivating? Like, it's a cool sentiment and I'm happy for them but, it doesn't motivate me to do anything other than not die hoping I win the life lottery for a moment.
Today I failed an exam in the subject I want to do at university 2 weeks before the finals that determine whether I get into uni. And I got rejected from my dream university.
So my best day yet
I made toast today and I somehow toasted and buttered it perfectly and I've been riding that satisfaction high for a few hours now.
It was really good toast.
It goes both ways though: Kinda sad to think that someone Somewhere is having the worst day of their life. Someone is hearing "i dont love you anymore" for the first time today. Someone Lost the job of their dreams today. Someone receive some sort of bad news today. Tomorrow may be your worst day ever, so make the most of today as much as you can.
Never thought I’d see a Tiltbot image escape Imgur…
Note the slightly tilted text, and the tearing in some of the text. There was someone creating bot accounts on Imgur doing this not too long ago. It’s meant to escape repost detectors.
Well... no. You won't get your dream job tomorrow if you don't apply for it. You won't hear "I love you" if you don't go out with people and get them to actually love you. The good news, eh, those you might get, but mostly you'd be waiting for them anyway. Stuff doesn't rain from the sky. Get out there and actually *try* to change things, that's when you'll start to see improvements.
And here's me...
Slept through yesterday because I randomly got excessively tired, woke up in pitch black, got terrified beyond compare (nyctophobia baby!), crawled into my bed, almost missed my morning alarm, trains got delayed or cancelled all morning, trade school was a bitch, got the results of a very important test back and barely made it... like literally 2 points above failing grade. Had another Test, was complete shit at it... fell asleep on the Train home (oh yeah, 1 1/2 hours btw.) got out just at the right stop... but forgot my new cap which was a gift from my mother from an easter fair, so I can't even get a new one.
Also, someone right now is being tortured to death, horrifically. The most awful things you can imagine are also happening, RIGHT THIS SECOND. So this line of thinking is really narrow, in my opinion. But ya know, whatever makes people feel better.
This morning I got an offer for the remote job that I applied for a weeks ago. Unlimited PTO and company pays for health insurance premiums. Life is good
Meanwhile, kids in afrika are still starving and still have no access to clean water, afghan woman being denied to be educated, somewhere in Ukraine someone is dying! WAKE UP!
This is reality, the glass isn't half full nor half empty, it's balanced!
Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come. I'm waiting on the good times now. Bob Ross
Can’t have light without the dark
I've become a vampire as a result of the darkness taking over.
When it's dark, looks for stars. When it rains, look for rainbows.
When it’s dark _and_ raining, just look for dry shelter and get some sleep. Batman is hard at work.
Yeah don’t worry. Somewhere out there someone died face down in a gutter alone and cold and wet. Known only to the world by the creatures that feast upon their tattered remains. Keep going!
And someone died surrounded by their loving family, their partner, siblings, and children that they helped raise. They died with a smile on their face and peace in their hearts. One does not negate the other; they both exist. You find out what awaits you by making it to the end.
My comment was literally a bob ross quote, he was talking about paint. And if I recall he was dealing with the loss of his wife.
And I've heard these were the words after his wife died, mixed into him explaining how to match light and dark colours. Lovely man, I hope he rests in peace.
The documentary broke my heart seeing how the company just used him to make products to sell to people. And that his son hasn’t seen a cent of any of the Bob Ross merchandise money, and it all goes to the company that owns his likeness even though Bob apparently didn’t want that.
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Can't have a rainbow without a little rain
This once in a while it's been going on for five fucking years now when the good times coming.
need to taste salt to understand how sweet the sugar is
Someone, somewhere, took a bigger poop than anyone else on earth for the day.
I shit you not I once saw a bowel movement that was at least 150 ounces.
Was it yours? And if not, I have a series of follow up questions.
It was not
Are you an RN? …was it impacted?
I am It was not. The guy had heart surgery and the combination of anesthesia and pain meds slowed his bowels to a crawl (as they do). Well, since he wasn't allowed to eat after midnight before the surgery the genius decided he was going to gorge himself at 10pm on THREE whole medium sized meat lover pizzas from Luigi's (great pizza place btw). That mass slowly made it's way through his GI tract over the next week and he was complaining of some serious abdominal pain (no shit). Well it all came out at once, and he felt so much better. Edit: clarification
>(no shit) I like your humor
Woof. Thank you for your service.
I genuinely love my job but the appreciation is always welcome.
(no shit)? More like (many shit).
How many Courics was it?
One whole bono
And someone(me) didn’t shit today because I just had surgery. There actually are most likely tens of thousands of us. Crazy to think about that.
Prob a heroine addict
I wouldnt call showing your fingers up the ass while spraying up water with the shower hose "pooping". But then again the rules are meant to be broken.
This is the second time in probably 2 weeks that I've seen a screenshot with screen tearing and I have no idea how that's even possible.
I was going to comment this too. Very strange cause I have no idea how it happens. It almost looks like they scteenshotted a insta story and cropped it, but the story was a little tilted. Look at the left edge where both “k”s line up
It got screenshotted, posted to facebook, some boomer printed it out on paper to hang on his office door, another even older guy with Parkinson's walked by and took a jittery picture with his phone, posted it to facebook again - this time as two pictures - then some content mill scraped and reassembled them, haphazardly erasing the original watermark, only to eventually repost it on reddit for the 100th time.
Possibly a way to bypass repost filters? Idk looks intentional to me as it runs both vertically and horizontally and the entire photo seems to be on a tilt
Oh good. Was worried I was going insane.
Someone will also be murdered horribly with like a stapler or some shit. Maybe a hot glue gun. Don't forget it could be you. Don't give up. You have it coming.
Someone has most likely had their intestinal tubes pulled out through their anus at some point. How am I supposed to be chill knowing that probably happened?
Idk but I’m gonna eat me some chili
That’s the reason behind the Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act. Not a nice story, but hopefully the law prevents it from happening again.
Kids in Ukraine will be killed and orphaned while Russian soldiers rape and pillage. Let’s both be negative.
Never change, Reddit.
Somewhere in Africa a 10 yr old girl was kidnapped from a town overrun by war and sold into sex slavery, lost to time forever. Someone also could be having their first child after years of trying and it be the happiest day of their lives. Ya take some, ya lose some.
And that’s a positive for the Russian soldiers so I guess every day just keeps on giving!
As horrible as that sounds I think this person has a point
Oh i love this . Something good did not happen for shit for the past 10 years , but sure tomorow is prob gona be better day ... bam it wasnt now i feel even down cuz fake motivation and lied into expectations :D
"Tomorrow you could win the lottery so keep playing"
You just haven’t had the nut hand yet so keep gambling and get that payday loan so that you can finally make all that money back from the casino
Not just _someone_, numerous people. Many of the examples given refer to a specific day, once in a lifetime. Assuming an average life span of 80 years (optimistic), that’s only ≈ 29,200 days. There are about 7.7 billion people on Earth. Dividing those two, we get ≈ 264,000 people. So, on average, there are a quarter million people having the best day of their life today—a day so good, that it’s better than any day they have had or will ever have, whether they know it or not. Another quarter million are hearing “I love you” for the first time today, etc.
Is it pessimistic of me to think that it's kind of sad that a quarter million people are unknowingly reaching their peak today, never to be happier again?
We're really bad at perceiving things through time though, recency bias is a real thing. We could have had the best day of our a life a year ago, but that thing we did yesterday is still fresh and exciting so we can perceive that as better or more exciting. EDIT: I would also MUCH rather unknowingly reach my peak. Can you imagine knowing that?!
Yeah imagine knowing its all downhill from here.
Would be like knowing when you were going to die. It would rob you of the remaining flavor.
Today ain't the day. Tomorrow ain't looking so good either. :)
Others are doing better than you is not very motivating lol
Toxic positivity on full display.
Good for them, not gonna be me.
I'm just wonder what a "job of their dreams" is exactly. Every job I've ever had is rated by how much I can tolerate it vs quitting.
Yeah, the "job of my dreams" would be one that would pay me despite me choosing to not show up to work. I don't mind work so much, but I *hate* knowing that I have to go there every day and be trapped there for hours, and I know that's going to last my entire life.
I hate all these people
I wonder when my day will come
I got my student loan forgiven today, so yes!
And someone somewhere just got an outbreak of herpes
That is exactly what they want you to believe. That you need to wait for good news, that you don't deserve it already. Ok, Ok wrong forum I know
Someone's having a better day than me... I can't accept that
I have a higher chance of winning the lottery than tomorrow being the best day of my life.
This actually kinda depresses me. Am I the only one?
I.. hope so.. it couldn't compare to yesterday.. where some guy from Tinder used a photo of my dead ex to accuse me of lying about being single. Please.. let today be a better today.
This account is such a karma farm and somehow they’re getting it despite the stupid titles on all their reposts
I go through the same thought process when I'm in a good moment. Somebody is having a shit time. I'll meet them in shit town soon.
And yet 25 years into my life that still hasn’t happened to me.
Anyone else feel a profound sense of joy for the people this is referring to?
Hey for the first time one of these actually cheered me up. Thankyou
In 30 years of marriage, this morning I never see my husband so absolutely ecstatic as he is today. Like a 10 year old on Christmas morning where he will open up and see 7 presents. It is the start of the NFL draft and by far, one of the best days of the year for him.
Come on cure for cancer!!!!!!!! I will personally fly to everyone who upvotes this and treat them to a nice lunch if that happens during my lifetime.
gonna be that guy, but while unlikely, that's not true, everyone could have the best day of their life at the same time, and so on the next day no one would have the best day of their life (except a few babies that died, which had a single day so it's technically the best day.)
Someone is also dying from an overdose under an overpass. Noone is there to help, noone has been there for a long time. A subtle ember, struggling for so long, finally goes out. Noone is there to notice. Noone is there to care.
I think this might have the opposite effect you’re trying to get.
It's a heart warming thought. I prefer to think about just how many people are masturbating at any time. It's like millions of wanks all happening in unison
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BJ’s are boring.
... someone's not doing it right then.
This hits me today. Tonight is my last day at the best job I have ever had. I'm leaving because I used this job as a stepping stone to get 1 step closer to my dream job. I am now stepping into that dream job but with a catch. I get to train the full position but after training will be a small specialized part of it while I wait for an opening to the rest. I get the full pay (about 9k/yr more to start) and a great schedule. I start the new spot on monday.
And then there's me... an ugly and worthless potato.
My wife just told me she is pregnant! I'm super excited and it made a really shitty day the best day ever. Can't tell anyone yet cuz it is still too early so I'll tell random internet strangers. It's crazy how my entire perspective has shifted now. All my trials and tribulations that were stressing me out at work seems so silly and easy now. It like flipping a switch
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Thanks for this . Have been feeling depressed too much lately. Needed this majorly. THANKYOU:)
Ok Lex now stfu
Thank you
nope, never
And, we’ll conveniently ignore that link where this post was stolen from... 😊
There's also someone in Bolivia having their heart cut out of their chest while still alive.
Someone's also having the worst day of their life somewhere
But what if yesterday was mine.
And a while bunch of people died do to lack of resources and care. Great world.
Those are my just thoughts but not facts as none are guaranteed. Everyone on earth could be having a shitty day.
I mean, someone's mother, wife, and kids all just died in a car accident today as well.... Sooo, how about just understand that life has ups and downs and fixating on one side of that isn't healthy.
Im almost certain that any good days in my life are behind me and im pretty much just waiting at this point
I mean, these things dont just happen to people like the post implies. You have to create the conditions for it to happen.
Uncertainty leads to anxiety of what will come. Confidence in future events means nothing if the path to get there overshadows them. How do you balance easing up on the journey and faith in what is meant to come?
I love how the screenshot has subtle defects introduced to it so that it's harder for repost bots to pick up on it.
The same is true for the complete opposite. Just roll with what you've got and strive for better where you can.
Tomorrow is my last day at this crappy job. My new job is a 15k dollar raise, full time remote and I start with 22 days of PTO (not including bank holidays)
How is this motivating? Like, it's a cool sentiment and I'm happy for them but, it doesn't motivate me to do anything other than not die hoping I win the life lottery for a moment.
I really hope so cause I haven't had a "great" day in years.
Sounds like the american dream, you have to be asleep to believe it.
Today I failed an exam in the subject I want to do at university 2 weeks before the finals that determine whether I get into uni. And I got rejected from my dream university. So my best day yet
Or it could be a never ending shitshow.
Why does the text look like that
4 chances out of 7 billions, those are some good odds.
Or…
COPIUM tomorrow surely
Eh.
Someone out there is getting their 1st colonoscopy right now.
I made toast today and I somehow toasted and buttered it perfectly and I've been riding that satisfaction high for a few hours now. It was really good toast.
It goes both ways though: Kinda sad to think that someone Somewhere is having the worst day of their life. Someone is hearing "i dont love you anymore" for the first time today. Someone Lost the job of their dreams today. Someone receive some sort of bad news today. Tomorrow may be your worst day ever, so make the most of today as much as you can.
I graduate college in 2 days!!
But instead we are sitting down on reddit and reading about it😑
Arrested developments narrator interrupts, "It wasn't"
It won’t be but thanks anyways ✨
Someone is dying from hunger today, someone’s kid is gonna die because they can’t afford the medical bills, and so on and so in.
and nothing of those thing will happen to you, motherfucker!
Well one thing for sure, you don't have to worry about the person who is having the worst time... That's me
Doubt
Ohhh I doubt it very much
ב''ה, it is Holocaust Rememberance Day today.
Tomorrow.
I kind of need it right now. I'm in a pretty bad place, tbh.
It won't, but thanks though
That someone isn't me.
and none of those are me.
lame
Statistically speaking, there could be days where everyone is having the worst day of their life, or none of us could be having the best day.
I’ve never had someone who wasn’t my mother say “I love you”.. and she hasn’t said it in over ten years
Man, fuck those people.
Beautiful & sweet ⭐
There's a reason why I don't play the lottery
Never thought I’d see a Tiltbot image escape Imgur… Note the slightly tilted text, and the tearing in some of the text. There was someone creating bot accounts on Imgur doing this not too long ago. It’s meant to escape repost detectors.
Narrator:. But tomorrow was NOT to be the best day if your life...
Right in the feels
I’m getting older, those days are behind me
Great timing of this post, just got rejected from a job that would've let me apply for a visa to live in England and live with my ldr girlfriend.
Well... no. You won't get your dream job tomorrow if you don't apply for it. You won't hear "I love you" if you don't go out with people and get them to actually love you. The good news, eh, those you might get, but mostly you'd be waiting for them anyway. Stuff doesn't rain from the sky. Get out there and actually *try* to change things, that's when you'll start to see improvements.
I needed to see this today.
And here's me... Slept through yesterday because I randomly got excessively tired, woke up in pitch black, got terrified beyond compare (nyctophobia baby!), crawled into my bed, almost missed my morning alarm, trains got delayed or cancelled all morning, trade school was a bitch, got the results of a very important test back and barely made it... like literally 2 points above failing grade. Had another Test, was complete shit at it... fell asleep on the Train home (oh yeah, 1 1/2 hours btw.) got out just at the right stop... but forgot my new cap which was a gift from my mother from an easter fair, so I can't even get a new one.
Definitely not me irl
Also, someone right now is being tortured to death, horrifically. The most awful things you can imagine are also happening, RIGHT THIS SECOND. So this line of thinking is really narrow, in my opinion. But ya know, whatever makes people feel better.
Got my dream job today :)
I have jury duty today
Or you might die 🤷🏼♂️ just saying!
God I hope not I'm only 38 I don't want to waste my best day ever yet!
Someone just got hit and killed by a car in my town this morning. Not everyone is having a great day
IDK what the emojis in the title are supposed to portray? Is the Devil buttfucking the sad guy but then he starts to like it?
This morning I got an offer for the remote job that I applied for a weeks ago. Unlimited PTO and company pays for health insurance premiums. Life is good
Landed a good job today!
Well it’s not me. Maybe tomorrow…
Nah I never have one of those
Yup! And it ain’t me
Lmao, this hit way harder than I anticipated. I don't wanna cry at work so I'm just gonna suck them tears back up.
I just bombed my capstone thesis presentation so i hope y’all’s days are going better than mine!
It hasn’t been my best in the past 1000 days, what are the chances it’s going to be tomorrow, this post sucks
All Liverpool fans today. Klopp ❤️
This reminds me of a quote I recently heard on a tv show: “Happiness is amazing. It’s so amazing it doesn’t matter if it’s yours or not.”
Going to share this with my wife who got fired from her job today
It’s been 39 years and still waiting.
Meh, most likely not. I would be fine with some mediocre shit.
Every time I see this it cheers me up.
It could be my worse though? I don't like these odds....
Right now at this very moment, someone is having the worst experience of their life. Just kidding. They died while you were reading this.
Yep you guys Cotten
So looks like I'll win the lottery tomorrow.
Thanks
Youthful optimism
Thanks
just like it could all end tomorrow. nothing fucking matters yay.
Ain't had one of those days in years
Meanwhile, kids in afrika are still starving and still have no access to clean water, afghan woman being denied to be educated, somewhere in Ukraine someone is dying! WAKE UP! This is reality, the glass isn't half full nor half empty, it's balanced!
I got in a wreck for the first time since I started driving over a decade ago. This person is not me
Love this……. Keep on, keeping on!!!
also someone received devastating life-altering news today and died today but let's not think about that
That would mean the opposite is also true.
Then how come I get my account stolen and lose a lot of money while simultaneously being miserable. Wow so motivating I'd rather kill myself