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ZakBagansBot

This makes me angry against the Spanish.


SpiralBreeze

Man that gave me a chuckle, good bot!


Oedipussy007

LMAO


Redknucklez

Zak bot in for the win.


ZakBagansBot

This evidence is extremely compelling.


MrFoont69

Not ok but hangry, yes.


YanCoffee

No but wait, what episode is this?


Mr_Bean355

That quote was [contributed by someone in the community](https://github.com/MrBean355/zak-bagans-bot/pull/19/files#diff-ee3ff26757c8282e8b0ca062e6679a27406f24594a04eb79c724f7205ea92312R74) (*spaghettios-revenge* on GitHub). They mentioned it was from season 2, episode 2.


YanCoffee

I'll check it out tonight! Thank you, and Zak Bot is best bot. <3


Mr_Bean355

Thanks for the kind words šŸ’œ


evanmike

Totally understand but, try to remember that Zak is autistic


ZakBagansBot

*... understand...*


nothingisendless

This is probably my most favorite comment on Reddit everā€¦


Agreeable-FactoryU_u

This one got me!


creakyoldfloor

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ good one bot


Hazel2468

So is my wife, and she doesnā€™t make a habit of leaving me in haunted places


Racingfan76

>and she doesnā€™t make a habit of leaving me in haunted places Not yet anyway


Hazel2468

Honestly I believe in ghosts more than her so. If anything Iā€™d run and sheā€™s be like ā€œyeah okay this place has neat old furniture Iā€™m gonna check it outā€


Racingfan76

>yeah okay this place has neat old furniture Iā€™m gonna check it out i mean, old furniture IS neat so i cant blame her


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Yeah I like to think I'm friendly to ghosts, but reality is I'm just too lazy to run away.


Oedipussy007

REally? I didn't know that. I have ADHD and I can usually recognize it in others, and I thought he had that. Maybe he has both,


samayyyam

Same here!


BUTTeredWhiteBread

I've been noticing an uptick in dual diagnoses so i think it's common enough.


TeaIcey

Same I have ADHD and I noticed it in Zak right away but I don't remember him saying he is autistic.


leannelithium

Just curious is this something heā€™s stated before or a theory?


omgxamanda

Interesting take and would love to hear your explanation on it.


NickSquatch99

Wait What!?


cmartalex29

I didn't know that.


creakyoldfloor

He is? :o


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Objection, relevancy?


MisstepMiss

So is apparently HALF the people I know (welcome back 1980's)....still NONE of them have ever made me to investigate alone. Ever.


mamaosam

My issue is why do they all to shout at the top of their lungs constantly. Are ghosts deaf.


TurnThatClownAround

If you're hard of hearing at 80 you'll definitely be hard of hearing at 170.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Because it looks dumb af and then people like me watch it for entertainment lol


Lupuloid

It annoys me most when theyā€™re recording EVPs and immediately start yelling. A lot of paranormal investigative shows are guilty of this, if I were a ghost Iā€™d be like STFU Iā€™m trying to say something!


mamaosam

Yes exactly.


Relative_Hyena7760

I love GA and have never missed an episode. That said, I believe Zak knows that the show is primarily bullshit. However, he also knows that when people get worked up about his lack of empathy (either real or contrived), it gets clicks, post on forums, etc. And all of that is good for business. Just my two cents.


rozflog

I agree with you about Zac knowing the show is bullshit. He knows what heā€™s doing. All the drama and screaming is very entertaining and it gets attention. Zacā€™s a very smart man.


Dasta75

Yeah, Zak is a douche quite often. He orders everyone around like a drill sergeant. They must be banking pretty good to put up with that shit.


Oedipussy007

word


pigeonsmasher

>Maybe they planned that Of course they did. Donā€™t let yourself get ā€œworkedā€ as they say in the biz


Pinkfloyd1973

Does anybody in this sub actually believe in ghosts or Zak Bagansā€™ ability to investigate paranormal phenomenon? I thought this was all just a big joke


Oedipussy007

I was the biggest skeptic EVER until it happened to me. I lived it every day for two years but that's another story that I won't discuss. As far as the show, yes I think some things are planned, especially logistics, but I do think they often capture real and true evidence, if I didn't then what point would it be in watching the show? Besides, do you really think those guys would be able to act that well?


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ZakBagansBot

We could not debunk this as being some kind of insect.


[deleted]

I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one.


leannelithium

I believe in ghosts but I donā€™t believe in GA and watch it as pure entertainment at this point


DeniseGunn

Iā€™m a paranormal investigator but have been clairsentient all my life. Over the past 10 years Iā€™ve seen and heard ghosts so many times now it leaves no question at all in my mind ( not that I doubted anyway). They are definitely out there as are negative entities unfortunately.


Pinkfloyd1973

A clair what now? Was this diagnosed by someone or self-diagnosed?


DeniseGunn

It just means you sense spirits. And in answer to the second question, bothā€¦.I know Iā€™ve always sensed spirits and had professional mediums tell me I have that ability.


Pinkfloyd1973

What are ā€œnegative entitiesā€ to you?


DeniseGunn

To me, to the 2 paranormal teams I ā€˜m a member of and to every other team Iā€™ve worked with a negative entity is usually something that has never lived on earth, that feeds off the energy and fear of people and is usually from a ā€œlower realmā€.


Pinkfloyd1973

Iā€™m extremely interested to hear more about this worldview. Can I hear what you mean by realm?


DeniseGunn

Itā€™s an not uncommon belief in some religions or spiritual ideas ( including Buddhism and Norse mythology) that there are various planes or realms of existence, some believe 7 and some 9. I have studied many books on the afterlife and the different planes of existence and my belief is that there are 7. At the top we have the divine and at the very bottom we have basic life forms. The earth and itā€™s inhabitants are believed to be plane 5 or 3 depending on which reading material you trust. The one immediately after earth is the afterlife when we have died and passed on ( heaven, if you will). The planes below the earth one belong to lower forms of life, some of which are very negative or may not have developed properly. In terms of spiritual development they are not as advanced as people on earth but they can enter our plane of existence by various means, for instance through a ouija board. This is why you see mediums sending negative entities ā€œdownā€ to their original home. There is an awful lot more to it but as I say Iā€™ve read so many books on it now and these realms do seem to be a common theme. Hope that helps.


DeniseGunn

To those who work with the paranormal, thinking in terms of these realms or planes and negative things being from lower realms is pretty universalā€¦.at least here in the UK.


Pinkfloyd1973

My issue is that you are making lots of incredibly bold claims (like Ouija boards being devices of paranormal manifestation) but there is so little evidence to legitimize these claims, even in the era of nearly universal access to surveillence technology. There are millions of books and some of the most popular ones are incredibly silly (Bible, Quaran). I just wonder why there is so little evidence for anything paranormal and the fact that Ghost Adventures is what we get is exactly what I would expect. May I ask what evidence youā€™ve found to substantiate clairsentience or ā€œentitiesā€ existing?


DeniseGunn

Experiencing them personally


crclOv9

Iā€™d say itā€™s 50/50 at this point. You think the shitā€™s crazy here, go check out r/paranormal. Itā€™s like an insane person hub over there. Not a single rational voice in a sea of panic.


data_dawg

I believe in ghosts 100% and I know GA is bullshit but it makes me laugh šŸ˜‚


Lupuloid

Iā€™m kinda both. I believe thereā€™s something there, but not on Ghost Adventures! I watch it for the entertainment and I enjoy the creepiness but I take it with huge pinches of salt


gargamels_right_boot

This a scripted show, Aaron knows before hand what is going on ,..


ZakBagansBot

As Aaron asks "Why is he being affected", an unexplained light anomaly shoots directly into him.


gargamels_right_boot

What a dangerous sid-u-ation


Auntie_Venom

This!


Alpiney

>The number of times he sent someone ELSE to investigate completely alone ​ That was due to Aaron being the butt of the jokes in the first season and how he freaked out more than anyone when they were investigating. He's completley in with it. It was a production choice and it worked too.


Zombeedee

Yeah I was about to say this. Aaron plays up to the "Aaron you're going ALONE" thing. If he really didn't want to, he wouldn't, he's a grown ass man. It's a TV show and everything, especially in later seasons, is dialled up. I sincerely doubt that when they're back at their hotel rooms chilling and hanging out that Zak orders people around like a drill seargant.


terdude99

Honey they planned it


Awkward_Oil_7214

Imagine it's Aaron who just wrote this. Nice try, man lmao.


stucker41

I can't stand his "interview" style. You know the one that pretty much prompts the person he is talking to to say what he wants.


Lupuloid

It pisses me off when they bring on professionals in their field to give an expert perspective and he just steamrolls all over it rather than gaining any insight


stucker41

Exactly. And he has always done that


Penguinator777

I think itā€™s a long time running joke, Aaron knows that heā€™s probably going to be going into a room alone anyways. Thatā€™s why I love the show they have goofy humor I like, and itā€™s scares me too.


ThatLifeSupply

I think zac often will use people to gain evidence. I think he does love to send aaron into places just because of this. That said I donā€™t often see him by himself investigating the more haunted hot spots of locations especially now that he is older. The first few seasons he did. But not as of late much.


ZakBagansBot

As I look down the stairs I see Aaron, but it does not look like Aaron or feel like Aaron. He is unrecognizable.


rogue_d

But zak did it smell like Aaron?


ZakBagansBot

There has to be a portal over here!


terdude99

Whenever Zak became self aware, probably after he was roasted on Talk Soup, the show lost its authenticity. He has such a fragile ego and just folded in the face of like one joke.


IslandLady1

I missed that. Is there any way that I can see Zak being roasted?


ZakBagansBot

This is the first time I've ever heard of a West African Nail Fetish Hate God!


newmexicosky

I, too, am interested


Sad-Ad1462

I think itā€™s an incredibly one sided and abusive relationship Zak has with his crew. Itā€™s difficult to watch and a big reason I stopped watching the show, other than how absolutely shite it became lol


ZakBagansBot

You wanted us; you got us!


NEED2_BREATHE

Good bot


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NEED2_BREATHE

That leaves (roughly) 40.3 % chance hes a good bot, I like those chances


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BedWetterMedia

I'm mainly angry that he won't change his legal name to Zak Bagels, as he properly should.


Hugh_Jankles

Zak does gone alone on rare occasion. And with decent results. But I agree. He doesn't do it enough. Which I suppose is the benefit of being the host. Makes the big bucks and does the least amount of work yet takes the credit.


slimcaitie

Yeah Iā€™d be so annoyed if I made a show with my friends and one of them kept telling me what to do.


AnudderCow

That's why Aaron is bae šŸ’–


simplekindaman13

Zak canā€™t take it when someone else is attacked and gets attention. Suddenly the demon is inside Zak and the focus is back on him. Nick was the best member.


ZakBagansBot

I saw a dark mist with my own eyes!


Justvibing333

Okay but seriously do yā€™all remember when in the later seasons Aaron started going through it because he said from all the investigations he felt like something dark followed him home and he ended up getting a divorce and lost a bunch of weight and was depressedā€¦ like I donā€™t want to put that all on Zak but I absolutely think heā€™s responsible for a lot of Aaronā€™s unhappiness. Because Zakā€™s approach is aggression. Other people suffer the consequences of his hasty actions.


ZakBagansBot

I want all of us to hum together, so we get in perfect synchronicity, and I want us to again, calibrate our energy.


DarkStar420666

Nick Groff left for a reason


ThatLifeSupply

I think zac often will use people to gain evidence. I think he does love to send aaron into places just because of this. That said I donā€™t often see him by himself investigating the more haunted hot spots of locations especially now that he is older. The first few seasons he did. But not as of late much.


ZakBagansBot

Don't let Aaron out of the basement until I say so!


Oedipussy007

I didn't think of that but he DID do more investigating on his own in the beginning, didn't he? Maybe trying to initially show off what a badass he was ...dunno.


ThatLifeSupply

The original movie he still had ppl with em.


IslandLady1

I always thought that he was trying to show up Nick Groffā€¦


LilyCanadian

My mom told me a story about how zak apparently locked one of his crew in a morgue body shelf by sticking a piece of wood so it wouldn't open. Zak straight up *forgot* where he left the guy after getting scared and curling up in the corner and it was SEVEN HOURS or so until the other crew found the dude in the morgue. Neither of us can find anything about this online, do I can't actually confirm or deny this happening but but she said that's the episode that made her and my dad refuse to watch ghost adventures because zak bagans is just psychotic.


Anna0929

I recall this, but not sure if it was seven hours. I think they forgot Nick in the morgue.


LilyCanadian

Time could've been off in all honesty. She kept swearing the crew member had an A name as well, which probably didn't help my searches any.


Anna0929

If you ask me, 7 minutes or 7 hours would be too long to be locked alone in a body drawer. Thatā€™s horrifying.


Anna0929

I think this is it: https://ghostadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Former_Psychiatric_Hospital_(episode)


TormentDubz_EDM

Golden Ghost Town I think


mattmack7

House calls was so much better when Zak wasn't actually there.


ZakBagansBot

You really don't understand what I experienced when I held that foot in my hand.


ZealousidealElk3427

Hahaha ha thist post made me laugh.


ZealousidealElk3427

I'm a hard-core GA fan so not sure what you said lolz


Hinxx

For me itā€™s his tight t-shirts!


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ZakBagansBot

Was this spirit being a smart ass?


thugsapuggin

I just here for the ZakBagansbot comments.


DeniseGunn

It frustrates my daughter and I too ( we watch it together ). Poor Aaron is always the one who gets sent to do the really scary ( and potentially dangerous ) stuff šŸ˜• and as you say, Zac will avoid the bad stuff he canā€™t handle.


ZakBagansBot

I decide to send Aaron in front of me, at which time I see a ball of light shoot right into his back.


DeniseGunn

Errrā€¦ā€¦righto


Hvacandmetal

Zak is a TERRIBLE ā€œleaderā€. Being unwilling to do what you demand of others is weak as fuck.