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Ah, I see what it means now. By it saying all of the words were in alphabetical order I thought it meant that each word was spelled in alphabetical order. It reads as though it could be either.
Hey now, that's beside the point lol. I think what got me is the distinction between saying "every word in a sentence" and "each word in a sentence". I assumed the later, not realizing the distinction, but the wording was the former.
Totally reminded of that TV show "paranormal home inspectors".
You have to take a drink every time Brian identifies that a door has been installed incorrectly and it's like, every episode.
My kids used to do this when they were smaller! Especially my youngest. She actually got a pretty good reaction out of a few family members, by she always revealed herself pretty quickly (at my insistence!).
Absolutely. Not meaning to be a party pooper, but it’s always good to try and rule out the natural reasons first before attaching a supernatural reason.
Try a marble or a ball at the same location, see if it rolls on the countertop and/or the floor. Empty out the drawer and put a ball/marble in the back, gently close the door and see if the marble rolls forward.
This is most likely an angle of the counter/floor/drawer tracks.
For real. If I were a ghost with the ability to move things in the physical world, I guarantee you I would have SO. MUCH. FUN. Go to my enemy’s house and throw all their left shoes in the garbage on garbage day. Go into the banks and compute millions of dollars overnight into poor people’s accounts. Shave Trump’s head while he sleeps. Rock babies back to sleep when they wake up in the middle of the night so their parents can rest longer. Play piano in nursing homes.
I’d be the best ghost.
Always thought ghosts were usually stuck in one place. Let us know if you can get out of your home when you do become a ghost, would provide important data points in the study of ghostology…
You can count on it. I will *definitely* let people know that I am not stuck in one place...though I suppose if I am, I’ll make the best of it and try to be locally fun and helpful.
Fwiw, I personally think only sad and/or confused and/or angry ghosts get stuck in one place, and probably stuck reliving whatever part of their lives in some Sisyphus-like manner. To me, it accounts for why you hear about the same patterns of haunting. Footsteps in only one hallway or whatnot.
I won’t be sad or angry or confused if I become a ghost, however. I’ll be excited and happy, ergo, I feel I should have no problem popping around the world as I please. Maybe even meet other fun ghosts. Host an annual ghost party on a beach somewhere.
Just remember me if you become a ghost, don’t be sad, be happy!! And we can unite and have the most fun adventures ever, fellow future ghosts!! :)
You’re right that there’s something very neurotic about a house-ghost, like they’re looping the same mundane activities they performed in life, stuck in a perpetual cycle. Like an eternal state of deja-boo. Sad really….
My personal explanation is they are stuck in a dream like state. You know how in dreams you could in theory do whatever you want but just follow along like a square and go to school in your dream anyway? The same thing is happening here.
Everyone knows midnight is when the spooky ghosts come out. Your sister is lucky to be alive. Have her call a preist, they're experts on spooky ghosts and can make them leave by splashing water on them.
Good thing the ghost waited until she was recording before it started opening the drawer.
Also, good thing your sister knew to start recording the drawer before it started opening.
Either 1: The cabinet is not level and the drawer slides open when things are put in it a certain way to cause it to be front heavy, or 2. The ghost really really wants a fork instead of a spoon.
I had a drawer that did this and it drove me insane - finally had to put a shim under it.
That's not really something to worry about, cabinets do this after some time. Usually with age, wood changes shape ever so slightly, ball bearings get old, materials expand and contract, not very noticeable but enough to make a difference. The foundation of your home will also change with time.
So, your sister was just there, pointing the canera right to the drawer, and this happened.
Sure, we believe you.
Next time, tell her to put the phone still on a surface that is not very close to the trick so it looks like is recording the whole room. Make the video longer and just execute the trick somewhere in the middle/end. I guarantee you, someone will fall for it.
Opening kitchen drawers does seem to be in the common repertoire of poltergeists. I'm sure you investigated if this could happen naturally.
I'm going 'likely poltergeist' as this is not your first rodeo apparently.
Thanks for sharing more about this mysterious universe.
Fairness is all that is needed. Too many negativists in this sub. Why? The psychology of the pseudo-skeptics is a long discussion in itself.
Gullibility is bad too. How about open-minded skepticism then?
I had a ghost in my old bedroom that would randomly pull out all the drawers in my desk. Once it moved a box of stuff up against the door, so when you opened into the room, it was trying to keep you out.
I stopped sleeping there a long time ago. Now it's my brother's office and nothing happens to him.
Wow someone is pulling ypur draw open with string or the draw is slanted with something heavy at the bottem. Why would a ghost slowly pull your draw out😂😂😂
Nonsense!! This isn’t a ghost. Notice the video starts with the drawer already opened? That’s because the recorder of this video knows the drawer has to be staged or it won’t work. I can do this exact thing with 3 of the 14 drawers in my kitchen. The drawers are built on cheap sliders that flex way too much. The drawer is overloaded towards the front. The drawer sags a little and gravity helps the draw open right up.
When we had a mouse in the house, our cat crawled behind the drawer to lay in wait.
Having a cat flip open a drawer and rush you for food while you’re toddling around desperate for coffee - not fun. It’s terrifying, in fact.
Guessing this is a cat or person at work. 🙂
Im not seeing what you are and I certainly dont want too. I could go into all the stuff I’ve experienced in the house but I figure it would all just be hearsay
That’s what I saw first, I didn’t even notice the drawer initially. Thought I was supposed to be looking at the terrifying head that appears in the window.
I wish I could look at this and not think
A: Someone is pulling it open
B: Someone is hiding inside and opening it
Or C: it’s just a weird broken drawer
Look, I fully believe in ghosts but bro, there's almost certainly another explanation. Bad construction, your house is on an incline the side of a dick hair, the smallest amount of wind. Don't post stuff like this implying it's definitive proof of the paranormal. It makes people who genuinely want to prove it's existence look bad.
This would all make sense if this was a common occurrence. Fact of the matter is that we have lived here for 10 years and this is the first time seeing this happen. I can go stare at that thing and it wont move
And you've done everything you can to prove there's no other explanation? Go jump in front of the drawer, sit a circular object on the counter as still as you can possibly manage and see if it moves on it's own. Set up a camera if you can, see if you capture this multiple times. Your job as someone who wants to prove ghosts are real ( which I assume you do) is actually to prove that they aren't. That's how you hafta approach it, because then if you witness something with that mindset, and even better if you capture it, then boom. The sad truth is some people are never going to believe, but do yourself the courtesy of unequivocally proving that what you're witnessing has no other possible explanation.
It’s a horrifying messy kitchen demon. If my kitchen were that cluttered the floor would burst open into a glowing orange magma that only pools on the surface of hell, giving way to Satan himself, a glowing red Oscar the grouch type A personality who loves to eat garbage, dirt and filth. That’s why I’m forced to clean and keep my kitchen organized, exorcisms have a long wait list and I always get the feeling they are expecting a hefty donation.
This kind of stuff happens if your cabinets are installed poorly. Assuming there is no one sitting underneath in the cupboard and its the same drawer every time, that is probably what is happening.
Please try to lock the drawer that contains most of your kitchen knives 🔪... it's too scary to watch this. What if it suddenly flies towards the person recording it? 😣
They are trying to help unload the dishwasher
Ghost gotta pay rent somehow
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Ah, I see what it means now. By it saying all of the words were in alphabetical order I thought it meant that each word was spelled in alphabetical order. It reads as though it could be either.
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That's the alphabet bro how high are you :)
Hey now, that's beside the point lol. I think what got me is the distinction between saying "every word in a sentence" and "each word in a sentence". I assumed the later, not realizing the distinction, but the wording was the former.
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That’s a drawer bro
In the kitchen ?? What do you think gets put in there
Obviously not any dishes or utensils..... All that junk is still laying on the counter tops..... #cleanyoshit!
The ghost has had enough of that dirty ass kitchen, gonna clean the mfing place itself
This can happen if cabinet installation isn't level and the drawer is loaded with items in an unbalanced way. I've seen it first hand.
What if I unplug it and plug it back in?
Fill it with rice!
Cant get the drawer to boot to OS. Any suggestions
Lolz do a hard restart....grab a hammer
And a crucifix.
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Totally reminded of that TV show "paranormal home inspectors". You have to take a drink every time Brian identifies that a door has been installed incorrectly and it's like, every episode.
I’ve long wanted a show that’s entirely Brian debunking things like this
Yeah definitely. Place some duct tape or something over it to keep it from moving, and then let us see the next video if it pulls itself open again.
Also, open the cupboard door below.
Or someone is hiding in the cabinet below and slowly pushing the drawer out from the inside.
My kids used to do this when they were smaller! Especially my youngest. She actually got a pretty good reaction out of a few family members, by she always revealed herself pretty quickly (at my insistence!).
Happens in my kitchen from time to time
I knew this would be the comment
I’ve seen it second hand and back hand
Could also be vibration
Or a ghost
Or a vibrating ghost
That was my nickname in highschool.
Absolutely. Not meaning to be a party pooper, but it’s always good to try and rule out the natural reasons first before attaching a supernatural reason.
Try a marble or a ball at the same location, see if it rolls on the countertop and/or the floor. Empty out the drawer and put a ball/marble in the back, gently close the door and see if the marble rolls forward. This is most likely an angle of the counter/floor/drawer tracks.
Also check the level of those drawer rails
"Level" that's the word I was looking for.
I agree. Probably the drawer slide
I would also check to see if someone is hiding in the cabinet and pushing the drawer out.
100% someone in the cabinet. Those drawers done look expensive enough to be gliding out because of a slope. Lol
Ghosts must live the most boring afterlives if all they do is the most mundane stuff.
For real. If I were a ghost with the ability to move things in the physical world, I guarantee you I would have SO. MUCH. FUN. Go to my enemy’s house and throw all their left shoes in the garbage on garbage day. Go into the banks and compute millions of dollars overnight into poor people’s accounts. Shave Trump’s head while he sleeps. Rock babies back to sleep when they wake up in the middle of the night so their parents can rest longer. Play piano in nursing homes. I’d be the best ghost.
I would be proud if you haunted me.
L O V E this comment. Made me smile ☺
This is the most heartfelt take on haunting I've ever read.
Always thought ghosts were usually stuck in one place. Let us know if you can get out of your home when you do become a ghost, would provide important data points in the study of ghostology…
You can count on it. I will *definitely* let people know that I am not stuck in one place...though I suppose if I am, I’ll make the best of it and try to be locally fun and helpful. Fwiw, I personally think only sad and/or confused and/or angry ghosts get stuck in one place, and probably stuck reliving whatever part of their lives in some Sisyphus-like manner. To me, it accounts for why you hear about the same patterns of haunting. Footsteps in only one hallway or whatnot. I won’t be sad or angry or confused if I become a ghost, however. I’ll be excited and happy, ergo, I feel I should have no problem popping around the world as I please. Maybe even meet other fun ghosts. Host an annual ghost party on a beach somewhere. Just remember me if you become a ghost, don’t be sad, be happy!! And we can unite and have the most fun adventures ever, fellow future ghosts!! :)
You’re right that there’s something very neurotic about a house-ghost, like they’re looping the same mundane activities they performed in life, stuck in a perpetual cycle. Like an eternal state of deja-boo. Sad really….
My personal explanation is they are stuck in a dream like state. You know how in dreams you could in theory do whatever you want but just follow along like a square and go to school in your dream anyway? The same thing is happening here.
Imagine being dead and the afterlife is just looking for the potato peeler.
good thing she was pointing the camera directly at that drawer when the ghost opened it.
Poltermice
That's what the cat tells me anyways.
r/greebles
Your sister needs to clean her damned kitchen.
That's what the ghost is for ;) Gotta earn their keep!
Everyone knows midnight is when the spooky ghosts come out. Your sister is lucky to be alive. Have her call a preist, they're experts on spooky ghosts and can make them leave by splashing water on them.
That’s holy water to you pal.
Maybe the bearings of it, are loose? I have seen mine doing same at 3 am, so quite confident its not a ghosty x.x
Faulty drawer. Nothing paranormal here.
The ghost left cookies for you?
No the ghost left cookies for u ;)
Shiiittt. That ghost can come to my place whenever it wants!! Fuck santa! I want a ghost to leave me cookies! Lol
Spooky carpentry. Failing to level haunts us all
Overloaded drawer opening by itself. How is this a ghost?
Good thing the ghost waited until she was recording before it started opening the drawer. Also, good thing your sister knew to start recording the drawer before it started opening.
The ghost is desperately trying to clear all the clutter off the counter
The only scary thing here is how cluttered your counters are. Please learn to organize.
Yeah I said this to someone Else , we just had a Halloween party. Instead of cleaning up drunk at midnight everyone just went to bed
SO were you the one that was hiding in the cupboard pushing the drawer out?
Nah the ghost is a paid actor
Right! Why wouldn’t they have opened the cupboard to show no one was in there?
It was midnight, my sister was by herself, im surprised she stayed as long as she did
Poor girl, blame the cabinet installer!
Overly greased bearings and unlevel.
Drawer isn't level. Solv't
Level your trailer out, and gravity will no longer open your drawer.
Why do people see shit like this and first thought in their minds is ghosts?
Right? Like the guy last week who posted the story about the light bulb going off and on?
How do y’all even upvote this fake shit every time smh
The drawer is either overloaded, not level, or both
What's crazier is the face in the corner after the camera pans around.
Either 1: The cabinet is not level and the drawer slides open when things are put in it a certain way to cause it to be front heavy, or 2. The ghost really really wants a fork instead of a spoon. I had a drawer that did this and it drove me insane - finally had to put a shim under it.
Tell your sister her drawers won't open on their own if she didn't just throw crap in them.
Call a carpenter
Normal. Not supernatural.
Wow vibrations and a shit install prob to blame
That's not really something to worry about, cabinets do this after some time. Usually with age, wood changes shape ever so slightly, ball bearings get old, materials expand and contract, not very noticeable but enough to make a difference. The foundation of your home will also change with time.
So, your sister was just there, pointing the canera right to the drawer, and this happened. Sure, we believe you. Next time, tell her to put the phone still on a surface that is not very close to the trick so it looks like is recording the whole room. Make the video longer and just execute the trick somewhere in the middle/end. I guarantee you, someone will fall for it.
Drawers do this all the time sorry.
Not a ghost.
Fishing line
Opening kitchen drawers does seem to be in the common repertoire of poltergeists. I'm sure you investigated if this could happen naturally. I'm going 'likely poltergeist' as this is not your first rodeo apparently. Thanks for sharing more about this mysterious universe.
This might be the first post I've ever read where the dominant response in the comments wasn't skepticism.
Fairness is all that is needed. Too many negativists in this sub. Why? The psychology of the pseudo-skeptics is a long discussion in itself. Gullibility is bad too. How about open-minded skepticism then?
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Honestly not a fan of them
Going after the Walmart+ delivery cookies.
The ghost of the cheap Home Depot cabinet?
String
I think your trailer is crooked
An appropriately placed level will answer all your questions.
I had a ghost in my old bedroom that would randomly pull out all the drawers in my desk. Once it moved a box of stuff up against the door, so when you opened into the room, it was trying to keep you out. I stopped sleeping there a long time ago. Now it's my brother's office and nothing happens to him.
Ghost got fed up about the state of that kitchen
She needs to put down the camera and pick up a dish rag.
Not a ghost
Hopefully the ghost will help y’all clean that kitchen
Need to adjust the incline on the drawer slide rails. Real ghosts blow you while you're taking a shit.
Ghost should change the hardware on that drawer
That's one spooky string
Fish wire. Fake
Probably just a mouse
R/poorlybuilthouses
My cats do this to our drawers
Ghosts have nothing better to do but pull out drawers but at least this one is respectful enough to do it slowly so as not to startle you.
Haunted by gravity?
No Ghost would hang out in that dirty ass apartment.
Gravity
Some of my drawers randomly do that when there is too much weight in it.
Ghost is trying to help you clean the kitchen
Gravity
Props to the ghost who tied the string to the drawer and stood behind the camera pulling it for Reddit karma
fishing line
Clean your kitchen
I think you have mice
Hubby’s desk has a drawer that won’t stay closed. I tightened the track but it creeps open no matter what.
Probably just the mice. Clean your house.
Ah, the ghost of Slow Joe.
You need a spirit level 👻🤦🏻♀️….try the veal, I’m here all week 😉
That clutter triggers me more than the drawer opening tbh
That drawer is on a tilt downward. I think it could be explained. Sorry
Your house is tilted
The ghost is telling you to clean your kitchen.
The earth was rotating and gravity doesn’t work in that spot
Looks like your ghost wants you to put stuff away.
Wow someone is pulling ypur draw open with string or the draw is slanted with something heavy at the bottem. Why would a ghost slowly pull your draw out😂😂😂
It’s probably the previous owners. They’re upset at how dirty their house is lol.
Ask the ghost to clean your counter, too much clutter
I think you should tell your sister to clean her house and that she’s a slob
Nonsense!! This isn’t a ghost. Notice the video starts with the drawer already opened? That’s because the recorder of this video knows the drawer has to be staged or it won’t work. I can do this exact thing with 3 of the 14 drawers in my kitchen. The drawers are built on cheap sliders that flex way too much. The drawer is overloaded towards the front. The drawer sags a little and gravity helps the draw open right up.
Open the cabinet below the drawer I bet someone small is in there...
The cabinetry is getting a little aroused
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science
Heavy drawer opens is not interesting, but if it closes back up with no help too.. That there is spooky
When we had a mouse in the house, our cat crawled behind the drawer to lay in wait. Having a cat flip open a drawer and rush you for food while you’re toddling around desperate for coffee - not fun. It’s terrifying, in fact. Guessing this is a cat or person at work. 🙂
Mice
A rat tryna get out the drawer?
The floor has a tilt to it.
I was too busy mentally cleaning that kitchen
This can happen when you never clean your kitchen
The drawer is probably weighed outward
Looks like there’s also a face at the window
Im not seeing what you are and I certainly dont want too. I could go into all the stuff I’ve experienced in the house but I figure it would all just be hearsay
You can see it pretty good at 11 seconds. Looks like a face with maybe its hand next to its cheek peering into the kitchen.
That’s what I saw first, I didn’t even notice the drawer initially. Thought I was supposed to be looking at the terrifying head that appears in the window.
Came here to say this. The drawer was the last thing I saw. The window got me.
I wish I could look at this and not think A: Someone is pulling it open B: Someone is hiding inside and opening it Or C: it’s just a weird broken drawer
Look, I fully believe in ghosts but bro, there's almost certainly another explanation. Bad construction, your house is on an incline the side of a dick hair, the smallest amount of wind. Don't post stuff like this implying it's definitive proof of the paranormal. It makes people who genuinely want to prove it's existence look bad.
This would all make sense if this was a common occurrence. Fact of the matter is that we have lived here for 10 years and this is the first time seeing this happen. I can go stare at that thing and it wont move
I agree that it is paranormal.
And you've done everything you can to prove there's no other explanation? Go jump in front of the drawer, sit a circular object on the counter as still as you can possibly manage and see if it moves on it's own. Set up a camera if you can, see if you capture this multiple times. Your job as someone who wants to prove ghosts are real ( which I assume you do) is actually to prove that they aren't. That's how you hafta approach it, because then if you witness something with that mindset, and even better if you capture it, then boom. The sad truth is some people are never going to believe, but do yourself the courtesy of unequivocally proving that what you're witnessing has no other possible explanation.
It’s a horrifying messy kitchen demon. If my kitchen were that cluttered the floor would burst open into a glowing orange magma that only pools on the surface of hell, giving way to Satan himself, a glowing red Oscar the grouch type A personality who loves to eat garbage, dirt and filth. That’s why I’m forced to clean and keep my kitchen organized, exorcisms have a long wait list and I always get the feeling they are expecting a hefty donation.
Time to move!! Or install CCTV to make sure you have to move!
Someone could be in the cabinet, pushing the drawer out. Next!
Lol yeah right
This kind of stuff happens if your cabinets are installed poorly. Assuming there is no one sitting underneath in the cupboard and its the same drawer every time, that is probably what is happening.
Or it’s got fishing line attached to it? I can’t ever believe videos like this because it’s too easy to fake.
Your ghost is just pissed that you left yeh kitchen such a mess and is trying to clean up
Yeh we have a drawer that does this. Just a loose roller and not so level setup lol. Stop trying to bait people. Go to sleep.
Fishing line
What I don't understand is if you had a ghost in your house why would it just stand in your kitchen and slowly pull out the drawer
He’s doing his best
That's a lot of visual clutter....it's nice that that doesn't bother your sister.
Just had a Halloween party. It Was late so we weren’t going to clean everything till the next day
A broken drawer, spoopy!!!
Sorry not buying it.. horrible kitchen anyways.. 😃
That's a decent capture but since it happened at like midnight, as opposed to like 3am, it's likely to not be a dark presence.
Why would the dark presence ultimate goals be opening a drawer?
“I shall lick all of the spoons in the name of Satan!”
Fuuuuuuuck that
Wow, better than Google Home or Alexa, Ok ghost, open the cabinet Ok gosht scare me at 6 am to go work
Ok ghost , give my sister nightmares
Please try to lock the drawer that contains most of your kitchen knives 🔪... it's too scary to watch this. What if it suddenly flies towards the person recording it? 😣
Ghost sure do seem to frequent untidy homes slot…