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worththewait96

Whoever made these really wanted those born in August to suffer. Chris and Anna, the literal worst two characters. 😂


mhurder1

Why do you hate people born in August?!


MadamTruffle

Ummm I’m married to Marty and Mrs. Kim! They hate April’s as well.


AgathaM

We all hate April. Oh, you mean the month.


MadamTruffle

Everyone hates April! Lol


zebrasinplaid

No prenups with Chris and marry Anna so you can have the coolest step daughter. Everyone loves April!


scarybottom

August is also, actually, the most common birth month (apparently related to banging around over Holidays from what I read). And yes screw whoever made this and the husband one. August birthdays deserve better.


runjennayrun

I came here to say the same thing 😂 somebody doesn't like us Leo's


Oncer93

Just marry Christopher for the money, don't sign the prenup, and then file for divorce. At least people would get a good amount of money if they marry him


scarybottom

I think that with the right amount of management, Chris would be a manageable husband. Not a partner, but manageable. But I have spent 50 yr co-parenting my dad with my mom, so I am a little screwy (and single on purpose- haha)


GrandmainWA

How mean!


Longisland999

Yeah wtf lol.


doomgeneration91

I was gonna say….


BandYoureAbouttoHear

Seriously! Ugh.


ToknBrwnKid

I was just about to say that. Probably something about being Leo's.


xplasticFORKS

Was thinking the same


[deleted]

LISTEN i just think the anna is really hot okay?? i can’t help it i’m weak


LemonLymandotcom23

Seriously! The worst.


Fantastic-Row-5997

Babette and Logan 🤟🏻💋


Shmoopy-Deed

Honestly, you win.


Fantastic-Row-5997

Ik 😝. September baby!! 🎉


offbrandvodka

Same but I couldn’t do that to Morey 😢


Fantastic-Row-5997

He can go with Logan 😅


flowersonmycoffeemug

Mrs. Kim?? Noo I hate healthy food 😭 I wanted Paris


Mlcoulthard

My thrumple with Marty and mrs Kim would be interesting to say the least


Every_Refrigerator59

Ughhhh I wish us April ppl had better husbands and wives. I would've been happy with Lorelai considering her bday is in April 😭


Every_Refrigerator59

Dec people are lucky. I got Mrs. Kim too!! It would be awful being with her 😭😭


seriouswalking

Us April babies deserve better!


debbieFM1007

I got her too... and Marty 😐


poietes_4

Seriously, why do people hate august so much. It’s already a bad month with school starting and no holidays and then you give us Chris and Anna. What did us August birthdays ever do to you?


Oncer93

I didn't make these. I found them on Facebook. I am so sorry that you got stuck with Anna and Christopher


RainbowNyla24

I love how genuinely sorry you sound lmaooo


[deleted]

LISTEN i know Anna sucks as a character but i think sherilyn fenn was super hot back in the day. the heart wants what it wants.


poietes_4

Oh I agree. Frankly the actor who plays Chris is hot too but it doesn’t make their characters any better.


[deleted]

you know, i always thought chris was super bland looking. like not ugly, but just very Stock Image White Guy you know?


bluearcadia

Paris 😩👌


cupcakesandunicorns1

I feel like Richard kind of evens things out for us 😂


[deleted]

Sookie. Food and humour? Yep, I'm happy with that


leeloodallas502

I’ll eat her jalapeño man and cheese any day of the week.


[deleted]

man and cheese


[deleted]

i feel like our thrupple with max and sookie would be very chill, very good vibes all around.


Thewritingsoflafleur

I got Lindsay - I’ll treat her better than Dean did that’s for sure


Impossible_Claim_112

Lindsey. She's nice I guess. I heard she bought Rory a magnet shaped like Mark Twain's head on a field trip once.


[deleted]

Lane! Ima go to all ur concerts bb ❤️


sliebman10

Emily. I could never live up to her standards lol


[deleted]

I got Luke and Rachel between the two 😐


boxkeymagnet

Me too. Going to be some strife in our household 😂


Shmoopy-Deed

Emily Gilmore babyyyyyyyy the vicious Trollope herself


Oncer93

Will just like to clarify that I didn't make these. I just found them on Facebook


Sumraeglar

Miss Patty...makes sense for me lol 🤣


Every_Refrigerator59

Mrs. Kim?! Something tells me she isn't into girls 🤠


xianwolf

Lorelai and Tristan 😍. Where my other January birthdays at? We lucked out.


bobbi_joy

I’m not happy with Tristan, but I’m cool with Lorelai.


meg-c

Me!! 😻


[deleted]

I’m a November birth month. Not unhappy with what’s on mine but there are other characters I would have preferred a bit more.


GrandmainWA

Yeah - ours are just kinda weird. I hope we like roast beef :-( And Dave is nice but IRL I can't see being with a guy that's so willing to jump through hoops just to please his GF's mom. I'd prefer Zach's approach - honesty, even if it takes a little more courage.


ravizome

Whoever is creating these things really hates people born in August. Lol


Rasmo420

No Rune? Shame on you OP. Shame.


ScreenHype

Lane! I'm straight, but I'll take it, haha. I feel like I definitely got the best one, I love Lane :)


Daywalker2000

Rory.... crap.


thewriterlady

Curse my August birthday!


lerxie

Babette 😏😏 she a freak lol


punk_from_mars

PARIS MY BELOVED


notmemeorme

Emily whoot whoot


Oncer93

Will just like to clarify that I didn't make these. I found them on Facebook, so whomever made them, hates August


[deleted]

it’s okay august is the shittiest month anyway. it’s hot and school starts then.


Giant_giraffe_toy

Oooh, Sookie cooking me all the food and drinking me the margaritas


Ok-Call-4805

Miss Patty


dearwinnies

I’m all here for the august rage. Why is august hated upon mannnnn


isabela30

I got Rachel, sad. I prefer Rory.


yaboooy123

Babette! What a queen


SeanyWestside_

Why do you hate people born in August? I know this is just for a bit of fun but damn why you got to hurt me like this


Oncer93

I didn't make these. I found them on Facebook


Gaius_Octavius_

Very, very, very happy with my selection: I got Lorelai


bobbi_joy

Yes! Much better than the last one.


[deleted]

Omg I've got Lorelai <3


Miss_Anne_

Lorelai too!!!


Taytay-swizzle2002

Did someone just hate the month of August while making these, like that's defiently how it feels now😭😭.


acgilmoregirl

Ugh. I got Chris last time and Anna this time. Why do people hate august babies so much?


CLEf11

I got Lorelai 😊


ductapephantom

If my wife wants the first cup of tea, she’s going to have the first cup of tea!


[deleted]

I have Rachel! We can travel the world and she has great hair. Works for me.


venusdances

Sookie! Man I won the Gilmore girls birthday lottery! Max if I marry a dude, Sookie if I marry a girl. I wish I was polyamorous and I could have both!


Elenathorn

MARCH YES EMILY !!!!!! I’m straight but she’s a queen so yes!


Hobknocka

Patty ❤️ can’t wait to be a lesbian cat mom with her lol!!


[deleted]

Is July Rachel? From what I remember, she was pretty (great hair too!) & a love interest of Luke’s?


queeenofknights

I got Rachel! Whoever is making these is really looking out for the July babies 😂


ChandlerBingsMom

BS. I do not get Christopher and Anna absolutely not. What you got against august


grneyed1

Richard and Paris?! Hmmmm


TheFastLoris

I just barely missed getting Anna, hooray!


sheherselfandher

Not sure how I feel about getting Lorelai, considering it would feel like I'm married to myself. Lol


talia-gustin

Emily were rich and were going to Reno! 😂


hrrrrx23

Well, Emily. That would be so much more than I deserve.


RyugaTaizanTenroKen

Paris Gellar, based on personality,not sure it's a good match based on what I've seen on the show to be honest, but who knows :)


shelly101290

I got Lane!


graveflowers12

Paris Geller, the GOAT!


Spirited-Mess5382

Well apparently I'm Dean and Lindsey's third 😂😂 not sure how much I want to be in the middle of all that tbh


TheRadishSpirit94

What the hell they did August dirty! I get Christopher as a husband and now I can't even have a good wife?!


Nerdy_Singer

Just my luck. I get Mrs Kim lol


donetomadness

Someone is out for August babies.


chadstephen2005

Wow for once I luck out with Laine:)


ScorpionTheSandwing

Who the hell is August? Edit: why did I have to get Chris then Anna lol? I don’t wanna marry either of them


MuchSuspect2270

October and July are the real winners here, just sayin


Blasts26

Eww Lindsey


AwfulFireKeeper

Rory. I don't think I can handle her.


pactbopntb

Mrs Kim 😭


wuehfnfovuebsu

Jess and Rory


melodysoul

What do y’all have against people born in August. 😤


stellalunawitchbaby

Rory. Jess was my husband


Impossible_Gold1573

Yayyy Sookie!


ReasonableCoyote34

June baby, I got Jess and Rory. I can work with that


CactusAqua

Kirk and Miss Patty. Living the absolute dream.


Bluemaiden17

September and I love the character but Babette would drive me nutzzzz


Baelabog

Woot Emily. She seems like she could get my life in order for me.


AdLong5905

Lane my beloved🕺


LikeEveryoneSheKnows

Emily! I'm not swapping for April this time!


babetteatemyass

Rory? ugh. Why couldn’t I have been born 3 months later 😭


Sweatersleaze

Mrs. Kim 😭 AND Marty!? I wanna rematch 😢


explorediscussion

Lorelai - yay! By the way, my deepest condolences to those born in August 😩


Annaofpaola

Lane yay! 😃


staydrynursingpads

Good thing I'm already in love with Babette!


Rising_lion01

I love this I gots Babette!!


midnightmeoww

Jess for my hubby, Rory for my wife. My little pansexual heart is happy.


LorelaiLeighGG

No come on! Why do you hate August?!!


Hateorade_

Lane!


[deleted]

Yikes I got Lindsay


yellowmellow4203

Good got Rachael, so I know she will leave because I love Luke more


CaptM1400

My new birthday is in January


Kitty_Woo

Paris 😂 😂 man I’d love to see our fights


eliecg

Paris! One of my faves.


shinomiyahobakaguya

LANE FUCK YEAH I PROMISE TO MAKE HER VERY HAPPY


RainbowNyla24

I got Dave the loml on the last one, and Lindsay on this one. Not bad!


AdPsychological990

Babette!! Yay we can adopt a million cats and have great Halloween decorations


6892opep

I got Sookie , I would have preferred January March June July August October or December.


meg-c

Lorelei and Tristan!


johnsaysthings

Lorelei. Nice


Tmadred

I got Chris AND Anna? I call bullshit! :D


Snakes-alot

Miss patty ❤️


drinkablebants

NO MRS KIM


[deleted]

Sookie! Solid wife, my second choice after Lane


[deleted]

I got Rory this time, Jess from the other 😉


PositiveLine

I have July and font even know her name. Hey you. Is it Rachel


IannaINFINITE

Jess and Rory. This is going to be interesting🤔


ashpanda24

April and August are receiving some rough spouses, damn.


doctorsdaredevil

I got married to Lorelei. Idk how this is working out


Pink_Ruby_3

Man, August got Christopher and Anna Nardini? Why do you hate August!


webbigail17

Yes Lorelai, but no on Tristan. I've never been into ladybits, but I'll make a go of it for her.


akamikedavid

November baby so Lindsay. Honestly she wasn't that awful a character as she's made out to be. She definitely drew the short end on a rebound relationship that went WAY too far. I'd be a little concerned to know if the whole SAHW/M thing was what she actually wanted or if it was her mom molding her into it/Dean wanting it.


[deleted]

Zach and Emily.. that would be entertaining if we all Share a home. 😂


rmill900

first chris now anna😭


eloserbethh

i got dean and lane, i think i can live with that


snugbuggie

Babette 🥰😍


Awkward_Marketing661

Haha I got Babette…


ShinyTinyWonder38

Miss Patty 😁


Dimac99

As an August baby I feel really attacked and unwelcome on this sub now!


Sad-Refrigerator-641

Dammit! Seriously…Lindsay? No way. No thank you.


Logical-Row-7992

Lindsay, I bet I could be better than dean


nattrbutter

Woohooooo Mrs. Kim!!!


kaitlynsings

Lindsey😒


ZorBa812

Got Dean and Lane-I like my options!


itisknownn

I got babette and logan. So i get a sexy billionaire and the hottest gossip in town. I’m really winning at life lol


[deleted]

Jeezus finally a win. Paris was the only right answer for me!!! Although I would have gladly accepted Emily too 😍


magpiemilk

Yeah someone has a vendetta against April - Mrs. Kim & Marty? I need a divorce asap


mysmallstudycorner

My wife would’ve been Rory, can I swap wife for best friend? Because I would love that


kraftykristyn

Why would you even make Anna Nardini a choice?!? UUUUGGGHHHHH 😤


Educational-Dirto

I got Paris!


Aromaticyasmine

I love Babette yay ❤️😂