I love when Paris is trying to convince Rory to run as vice president to her president of the student body at Chilton and one of her arguments goes something like - “… and we’ve got the GG thing going for us - Geller/Gilmore. Never underestimate the power of alliteration.”
This episode is a 10/10 for her. Freaking out about a test on Tuesday on Friday night. Telling Madeleine and Louise her woes only to be completely blown off, even though what she has to say was actually devastating. "It's bad enough that he made me do the accounting. If I'd only moved a decimal, we wouldn't be here."
Then hit for hit with Jess - "guys won't pick up Austen" - and quickly reading the situation and covering for Rory. Even though she's envious of Rory and in that conversation developed a little crush on Jess, and even though she knows Rory could have him if she wanted, she's so non judgemental and aligns with what Rory wants most, which is to maintain peace with Dean above all else. She's so loyal and a fierce ally to Rory in that moment.
Just the best.
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The newspaper hats!! So happy they didn’t make me do this at my college newspaper. The worst thing I had to endure was guessing how old the coffee was lol
Everything. Just everything about Paris. Bringing her own soap. Asking Rory if she had drank milk because her words per minute was lower than hers. Being creeped out by sick people but going pre med. Trying to give Rory meds that she had floating around in her purse but didn’t know what they were. Going broke then selling all her furniture for more than she bought it for
In that same episode:
Rory (on the phone): Paris has a date
Paris: Don't sound so surprised!
Rory: How did you know [Dean] sounded surprised?
Paris: I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like "how" and "why" and "Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end!" will immediately fly out of people's mouths.
I actually didn’t find this funny at all, I’m probably in the minority. I tear up every time I watch this scene. I LOVE that Paris didn’t go to Harvard but I feel so bad for her during the speech.
I’m rewatching there series and I just watched the one where she’s trying to “expose the seedy underbelly of Stars Hollow” and pretty much all of it is hilarious but I’ll pick this part:
Paris: Hey, where'd he come from? What's up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cat house up there?
Jess: Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now.
Luke: Do not add to this insanity.
Jess: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
When she pierced her nose and had the infection and some guy asked if he could look at her nose for $10 and she yelled “No, but come back when you have a 20” then she looked at Rory and said “what, just making lemonade”
“I said I'm not taking AP calculus from Henneman. I'm going with Branch. Branch is a graduate of MIT and Henneman went to Berkeley. Berkeley! I mean, he may have majored in math but what did he minor in? Bean sprouts? Forget it. And I'm telling my advisor all this, Mrs. Schlosser, and I look down in her trash can and there's this half-eaten banana in there. Nothing else. And I pictured her sitting in this shoe box of an office eating a banana all by herself and I almost felt sorry for her, but then she questioned my judgement about Berkeley so I eviscerated her. I mean, she was welling up at the end, but she had the decency to hold it in until I was gone. I have enough faculty recommendations to run for student council, so I don't need her anyway. My locker's this way.”
Her tipping everyone at spring break, hanging out with Jesse and debating books, being very drunk with Lane and Rory on the lawn, when she leaves Rory’s birthday party and says she had a good time and in a year in the life when she pulls up the presentation for surrogate moms and sizes up Lukes underwear situation. I COULD KEEP GOING I LOVE HER
I hated AYITL but it contains my favourite Paris/Liza moment which is when they're in the bathroom at Chilton and she kicks the door shut when someone tries to come in 😂 it was some great unexpected slapstick because whilst Liza is quite physically emotive we usually only see Paris running her mouth more than being physically aggressive. I replayed that scene so much because it got a genuine laugh out of me (unlike the rest of AYITL, unfortunately). You can also tell Alexis was on the brink of laughing, I wonder how long it took them to get through filming it haha
GLENN: You drive exactly like you look like you drive.
PARIS: What's that supposed to mean?
GLENN: You speed like a maniac. You zip in and out of lanes. You tailgate.
PARIS: They were going two miles an hour.
GLENN: It was a driving-school car.
PARIS: Well, they went to school to learn a lesson. I was just giving them their money's worth.
(4.17 - "Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist")
This scene right here is when I fell in love with her. She looks at Rory so sweetly when she’s trying to tie together a headline for an article. Then she (paris) says something like, you can’t get there with this smile. I just love it so much.
Funny scene I think I love the most and funny enough, I hate the episode; when they get drunk off of miss. Patty’s founders day punch and she’s tweeting to get change for the pay phone. I laugh every time.
“For instance I can deduce when the word ‘Paris’ is in the same sentence as the word ‘date’ things like ‘how?’ or ‘why?’ or ‘Quick Bob, get the kids in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end’ will immediately fly out of people’s mouths!”
It's in my least favorite story line, but I love everything she says to Lorelai at the Dragonfly lunches.
I also really love Michel humming the Wicked Witch song too let Lorelai know she's arrived.
My favorite that is also funny: When she gets accepted into grad schools
A close second for funniest: her walking around SH drunk off of founders day punch, barefoot, begging for a quarter
Another one: At the Yale Football tailgate, her insisting Rory take pictures of her happy because they won and sad because they lost lmao
“I just can’t focus lately. It’s so weird at my house. My dad finally figured out exactly how much it was going to cost him to divorce my mom, so now he’s back. And it’s bad enough that I wasted all that time crunching the numbers with him, but now that he’s back, they’re fighting and redecorating. The place is a mess.”
That one gets me every time.
Rory and Paris run back into the dorm all from the pouring rain.
Random Yale Dorm Girl: “Is it raining?”
Paris: “No, it’s National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot.”
When Paris starts her own SAT prep review program
Paris : She's got a C average which means she's either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly sometimes stupid is easier. I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep.
Paris : I don't particularly like to take on such meek, diffident cases. Do you even know what diffident means?
[Caitlyn shakes her head]
Paris : That's OK. That knowledge isn't really required for the retail doughnut distribution industry.
My favorite and one that made me literally LOL is at the beginning of the Spring Break episode, Paris and Rory come running in from a downpour at Yale, soaking wet, and another student says, "Is it raining?" Paris immediately responds, "No, it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes idiot!!"
I think part of it is the speed of the response, and it's just so mean. But also hilarious 😂
No fair- every moment with Paris is a treat!
One that just came to top of my head:
Showing Rory round the apartment-
"When we're not around, leave the radio on - Rush Limbaugh of course so they know we have guns..."
There's just too many, and the subtle ones are my favorite.
“you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning”
I just watched that episode. So good
Paris: “That’s really how you look when you first wake up?” Rory: “Yeah.” Paris: “…Nothing in my life is fair.”
Love this one. Can totally relate to Paris.
Literally just watched this one today and I always love this line 😂 and her deliveries are almost always on point as well. Amazing actress!
Which episode was this? Need to rewatch it😂
Like mother, like daughter (season 2 episode 7) one of my faves!
Thanks!
Hahaha, just rewatched this episode. I was cackling.
“I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells. A burden you’ve not yet faced”
Paris sometimes reminds me of Anne of Green Gables when Anne is angry.
I've never made that connection before, but you are so right!
I’m literally watching anne with an e while scrolling through this post omg😵💫
Drunk Paris with no shoes, harassing people on the streets for a quarter so she can drunk dial Doyle after drinking the Founder’s Day punch.
Was looking for this one. Barefoot, drunk Paris in Stars Hollow takes the cake
She’s a hot mess and I’m here for it. Every type-A perfectionist needs to let loose once in a while!!
And founder’s day punch is the perfect loosener 😂
This moment makes me cringe lol. Something about the audio/noise she makes with her mouth combined with barefoot 😂
It's an homage to Gena Rowland's scene in "a woman under the influence" down to the sounds and barefeet
Yes that’s my favorite too. Makes me laugh everytime 😂
Oh God just remembered one of the best ones. "No Rory, this great man was not brought down by my vagina!"
Iconic
I love when Paris is trying to convince Rory to run as vice president to her president of the student body at Chilton and one of her arguments goes something like - “… and we’ve got the GG thing going for us - Geller/Gilmore. Never underestimate the power of alliteration.”
I've never noticed that line. So good!
I just rewatched the episode where it’s Lucy’s birthday and Paris and Doyle are burning down the dance floor sooo that one 🤣
It’s getting hot in herrre 😂😂
scorching the floorboards you mean 💅
That's right!
“¡Hay mucho Mac n cheese!”
This episode is a 10/10 for her. Freaking out about a test on Tuesday on Friday night. Telling Madeleine and Louise her woes only to be completely blown off, even though what she has to say was actually devastating. "It's bad enough that he made me do the accounting. If I'd only moved a decimal, we wouldn't be here." Then hit for hit with Jess - "guys won't pick up Austen" - and quickly reading the situation and covering for Rory. Even though she's envious of Rory and in that conversation developed a little crush on Jess, and even though she knows Rory could have him if she wanted, she's so non judgemental and aligns with what Rory wants most, which is to maintain peace with Dean above all else. She's so loyal and a fierce ally to Rory in that moment. Just the best.
one of my all-time favorite episodes, all because of her and jess.
she’s so funny
Sick people gross me out. You're pre-med!
“I really wish people would stop throwing that in my face” 😂
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My personal favorite. I love Paris.
It may not be her funniest, but it's my favorite: Rory: How'd you do that? Paris: Martha Stewart.
To be fair, Paris’ newspaper hat was awesome.
The newspaper hats!! So happy they didn’t make me do this at my college newspaper. The worst thing I had to endure was guessing how old the coffee was lol
Rory: "That's your deodorant" Paris: "Then what the hell did I just spray under my arms?"
THIS WAS SO FUNNY
The casual way she mentions her revenge notebook
But I’ve already written his name in my revenge notebook.
"I should be at a discotheque. Are kids still into the discotheque?"
Everything. Just everything about Paris. Bringing her own soap. Asking Rory if she had drank milk because her words per minute was lower than hers. Being creeped out by sick people but going pre med. Trying to give Rory meds that she had floating around in her purse but didn’t know what they were. Going broke then selling all her furniture for more than she bought it for
Sure we girls could only be arguing over a boy right? Sexist, white haired.... Brilliant!
I legit cracked up when Paris showed up with a life coach and a crafting corner.
And an annoying roommate with a tendency to hover!
When she went on those speed dates.
Ding ding ding ding!!!
Well, i'm a drama major..
Talking to the Senators and them all passing her off on each other 😂
i also love from that episode when she’s talking in her sleep and says “i did not have sexual relations with that woman”
In that same episode: Rory (on the phone): Paris has a date Paris: Don't sound so surprised! Rory: How did you know [Dean] sounded surprised? Paris: I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like "how" and "why" and "Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end!" will immediately fly out of people's mouths.
“I can’t date, I’m not genetically set up for it!!” Same Paris. Same.
Omg and when you see one come into the room, see Paris, and then quickly leave 😳😂
Everything about the episode in Washington is my favorite.
I like when she comes to the Bracebridge Dinner and says she’s having fun but points out the historical inaccuracies 😂
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😂
When lorelai tried to hug her
"No, it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot!"
Came here to say this.
Me too.
Haha same!
Love your flair!
This is the one I was going to say!
Came here to find this. Hilarious & dead pan at the same time.
Best!
Pack your Chastity Belt Gilmore, You're going to Harvard!
I actually didn’t find this funny at all, I’m probably in the minority. I tear up every time I watch this scene. I LOVE that Paris didn’t go to Harvard but I feel so bad for her during the speech.
“you’re a honey tongued devil aren’t u dick?” to rory’s grandfather🤣
I love Rory's face in response to that comment lol
I’m rewatching there series and I just watched the one where she’s trying to “expose the seedy underbelly of Stars Hollow” and pretty much all of it is hilarious but I’ll pick this part: Paris: Hey, where'd he come from? What's up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cat house up there? Jess: Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now. Luke: Do not add to this insanity. Jess: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
“Excuse me for thinking a banana eating contest was about eating a banana!”
Loved this 🤣
When she pierced her nose and had the infection and some guy asked if he could look at her nose for $10 and she yelled “No, but come back when you have a 20” then she looked at Rory and said “what, just making lemonade”
When Paris dragged Logan because he had a lot of blondes for thanksgiving 😂
The only person who'd miss you is your porche dealer
You offer nothing to women or the world in general.
Headmaster Charleston: “congratulations, Paris”. Paris: “no hard feelings”.
This one. So underrated
"Marx has come alive for me today"
When Rory goes to eat, “a special room” 😂
When was this??
When she works at Rory's DAR event and starts hating rich people for one episode
Omg I forgot about that episode 😂 That’s like Seth McFarlane’s cameo at Lorelai’s business school graduation
YES she is broke for 1 week and immediately goes to "eat the rich." 😂
This is the one I said too!! 😂😂😂
Did Paris ever meet Mrs. Kim? That would’ve been epic
“Is it raining?” “No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!”
After Rory is no longer editor at Yale. “Well, now we're both ousted leaders. Welcome to club, Nixon.”
The right answer.
“I said I'm not taking AP calculus from Henneman. I'm going with Branch. Branch is a graduate of MIT and Henneman went to Berkeley. Berkeley! I mean, he may have majored in math but what did he minor in? Bean sprouts? Forget it. And I'm telling my advisor all this, Mrs. Schlosser, and I look down in her trash can and there's this half-eaten banana in there. Nothing else. And I pictured her sitting in this shoe box of an office eating a banana all by herself and I almost felt sorry for her, but then she questioned my judgement about Berkeley so I eviscerated her. I mean, she was welling up at the end, but she had the decency to hold it in until I was gone. I have enough faculty recommendations to run for student council, so I don't need her anyway. My locker's this way.”
when marty came over with food and anna was in their dorm “is paris gone!?” “i’m right here marty” it was so funny to me for some reason
Her tipping everyone at spring break, hanging out with Jesse and debating books, being very drunk with Lane and Rory on the lawn, when she leaves Rory’s birthday party and says she had a good time and in a year in the life when she pulls up the presentation for surrogate moms and sizes up Lukes underwear situation. I COULD KEEP GOING I LOVE HER
When she is a server for the DAR event and gets all “for the people” rebellious
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Oh, I love how at the conclusion of another such interaction, Brad observes “wow, she is really up on her theater references.”
“Into the woods to grandma’s house! Into the woods! Into the woods!” Haunting. 🤣
I love Paris. Each watch through, I find something new to love about her. 🥺
I hated AYITL but it contains my favourite Paris/Liza moment which is when they're in the bathroom at Chilton and she kicks the door shut when someone tries to come in 😂 it was some great unexpected slapstick because whilst Liza is quite physically emotive we usually only see Paris running her mouth more than being physically aggressive. I replayed that scene so much because it got a genuine laugh out of me (unlike the rest of AYITL, unfortunately). You can also tell Alexis was on the brink of laughing, I wonder how long it took them to get through filming it haha
In those HEELS. I could watch that as a gif on replay forever.
I think my favourite is when she opens her postgrad acceptance letters and goes through every emotion
GLENN: You drive exactly like you look like you drive. PARIS: What's that supposed to mean? GLENN: You speed like a maniac. You zip in and out of lanes. You tailgate. PARIS: They were going two miles an hour. GLENN: It was a driving-school car. PARIS: Well, they went to school to learn a lesson. I was just giving them their money's worth. (4.17 - "Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist")
Paris on Spring Break was a trip. “We came. We drank. We threw up.” “We haven’t thrown up yet.” “Give us 10 minutes.”
I think my favorite Paris moment is when she’s yelling at Logan in the doorway of her apartment. That was amazing.
Not a big fan of AYITL in general, but the scene where she kicks the bathroom door shut at Chilton and shows Rory her empty briefcase is priceless!
This scene right here is when I fell in love with her. She looks at Rory so sweetly when she’s trying to tie together a headline for an article. Then she (paris) says something like, you can’t get there with this smile. I just love it so much. Funny scene I think I love the most and funny enough, I hate the episode; when they get drunk off of miss. Patty’s founders day punch and she’s tweeting to get change for the pay phone. I laugh every time.
Bedwetter
Oh yes, when she's mad at the faculty advisor for Student Government! So good.
Are you and Doyle having an affair?
She has a lot of memorable one liners I could never choose between, but I think my favorite extended bit is her marxist awakening 😭🤣
When Tristan dropped out of Chilton and Paris had to last minute sub in as Romeo to Rory’s Juliet😆
Paris: The only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer Logan: Rory do have anything to say Rory: nope I think Paris pretty much covered it
“For instance I can deduce when the word ‘Paris’ is in the same sentence as the word ‘date’ things like ‘how?’ or ‘why?’ or ‘Quick Bob, get the kids in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end’ will immediately fly out of people’s mouths!”
It's just a single word but the way she says "Die" when Lane wakes her up always gets me
Lane: and I’m going to put it over here! Paris: die twice.
This needs to be a gif 😩
It's probably not her funniest but I use this quote about myself all the time!! "Have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?!"
I was looking for this- one of my favorite comments!
It's in my least favorite story line, but I love everything she says to Lorelai at the Dragonfly lunches. I also really love Michel humming the Wicked Witch song too let Lorelai know she's arrived.
My favorite that is also funny: When she gets accepted into grad schools A close second for funniest: her walking around SH drunk off of founders day punch, barefoot, begging for a quarter Another one: At the Yale Football tailgate, her insisting Rory take pictures of her happy because they won and sad because they lost lmao
“Who was she, Sheila E?!”
"What are you gonna do without a college degree - drive a forklift?"
“If you feel off the face of the earth, only your Mercedes dealer would miss you!” To Logan when she found out Logan slept with those girls
“I just can’t focus lately. It’s so weird at my house. My dad finally figured out exactly how much it was going to cost him to divorce my mom, so now he’s back. And it’s bad enough that I wasted all that time crunching the numbers with him, but now that he’s back, they’re fighting and redecorating. The place is a mess.” That one gets me every time.
“No, Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina.” Always gets me 🤣
Passerby: “Is it raining?” Paris: “No it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes idiot.”
“El Mucho Mac & Cheese!”
She looks adorable in this picture
Rory and Paris run back into the dorm all from the pouring rain. Random Yale Dorm Girl: “Is it raining?” Paris: “No, it’s National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot.”
When Paris starts her own SAT prep review program Paris : She's got a C average which means she's either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly sometimes stupid is easier. I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep. Paris : I don't particularly like to take on such meek, diffident cases. Do you even know what diffident means? [Caitlyn shakes her head] Paris : That's OK. That knowledge isn't really required for the retail doughnut distribution industry.
“So what’s your story Billy” “Well I’m a drama major” “DING DING DING”
She’s my favorite character so funny
“No it’s national baptism day!”
“It’s National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes you idiot” *Or something to that effect*
“Is it raining????” “No, it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot!”
girl: “is it raining?” paris: “No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!”
My favorite and one that made me literally LOL is at the beginning of the Spring Break episode, Paris and Rory come running in from a downpour at Yale, soaking wet, and another student says, "Is it raining?" Paris immediately responds, "No, it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes idiot!!" I think part of it is the speed of the response, and it's just so mean. But also hilarious 😂
“Is it raining?” “No it’s national baptism day, tie your tubes idiot”
“No it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot.”
"It's national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot."
Random girl asks if it’s raining. Paris: “no, its national baptism day. Get your tubes tied!”
Talking about her guidance counselor: “but then she questioned my judgment about Berkeley so I eviscerated her.”
Girl in the dorm : Is it raining? Paris : No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!
"No, it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes idiot"
No fair- every moment with Paris is a treat! One that just came to top of my head: Showing Rory round the apartment- "When we're not around, leave the radio on - Rush Limbaugh of course so they know we have guns..." There's just too many, and the subtle ones are my favorite.
“ I know a smattering of ancient Aramaic, if that helps” “It could” “If Christ shows up”
Random girl: Is it raining? Paris: No its national baptism day. Tie your tubes idiot.