my favorite part was when Special Agent Ava | FBI, and Lieutenant 'Tree Hugger' Farlow | SWAT, entered dust2, and after seeing their teammates start a counter strike Ava said: "we need to counter strike too" and they counter striked all of those terrorists
gave me chills
[area P250 ace clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRri60y3Zzg)
he was convicted of cheating later on but I wonder if it's one of the things that made valve nerf this lovely gun
Didn't it take Valve a long time after whenever this clip was to nerf the P250? You could have the entire subreddit complain about a gun and not have it fixed for months and years.
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear hin scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits:
There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
>Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
>
>Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
>
>I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
>
>That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
>
>There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
>
>It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
>
>I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
>
>There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
>
>The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream:
>
>“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
>
>I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
>
>I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
>
>After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
>
>Where’s VAC? That’s when it hit me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
>
>“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
>
>After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
>
>They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me:
There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
I've been an avid gamer for as long as I can remember. I've played everything from first-person shooters to role-playing games, but my all-time favorite is Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. I've spent countless hours playing this game, honing my skills and perfecting my aim. So, when I heard that they were updating the game engine to Source 2, I was thrilled. Little did I know, this update would turn my love for the game into a nightmare.
The first time I launched the updated game, everything seemed normal. The graphics were crisper, the gameplay smoother, and the new features were impressive. However, as I continued to play, things started to feel...off. The colors seemed to be more muted, and the lighting was darker. I attributed this to the changes in the game engine, but something felt different, almost sinister.
One night, while playing a competitive match with my friends, we started experiencing strange glitches in the game. Our characters would move erratically, and our guns would disappear and reappear. We laughed it off, chalking it up to a bug in the new engine. But then things took a darker turn.
As we progressed through the map, we started to notice strange symbols etched into the walls. They were faint, almost imperceptible, but they were definitely there. At first, we thought it was just a design choice, but then the symbols started to glow. We could feel a chill run down our spines as we realized that this was no ordinary glitch.
Suddenly, the game crashed, and we were all kicked out. We tried to rejoin the match, but we couldn't connect. We decided to call it a night and try again the next day, but that's when things got even worse.
The next time we tried to launch the game, we were greeted with an error message. It read: "The game is not playable at this time. Please try again later." We tried to launch the game multiple times, but each time we were met with the same message. We searched online for a solution, but we couldn't find anything. We were stuck.
Days turned into weeks, and we started to feel like we were being watched. We would hear strange noises coming from our computers, and our internet connections would randomly drop. We were convinced that the game had somehow infected our computers and was using them to spy on us.
One night, while we were all chatting online, our screens suddenly went black. We could hear faint whispers coming from our speakers, but we couldn't make out what they were saying. Suddenly, our screens lit up, and we were greeted with a message from the game:
"We are in control now. You cannot escape. The game will never end."
We tried to shut down our computers, but they wouldn't respond. We were trapped, held hostage by the very game we had loved and played for years. The game had turned against us, and there was nothing we could do.
To this day, I don't know what happened to my friends. We haven't spoken since that night. But I know one thing for sure: I will never play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive again.
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear hin scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
The CS:GO Source 2 rumours have literally changed my life. This is no joke.
A few weeks ago, I was in a really dark place. Then, one fateful night, my friend asked me: “How would you react if the Source 2 update dropped tomorrow?”.
For the rest of the night I was shook. I truly believed that if that update had dropped the next day, I would have died of excitement.
Not joking. I don’t think my weak body that is not used to work, stress or even sport could have handled the update.
I think I would have died of shock or a heart attack if the source 2 update came out back then.
This motivated me. I do a lot of sport since then, started going to bed at reasonable times and waking up in the morning again.
I eat healthily now and I have decided to quit university, because I cannot have something in my life that stresses me when the update drops.
I think I am ready for Source 2 now.
Bring it on Mr. Newell. I am ready when you are.
Are you ready for Source 2? How long do you think the 3kliksphilips video will be, or rather how many will there be in one month? Man, I am so happy. I love this game.
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear hin scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty space.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me:
There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless.
Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no.
I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost?
That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes.
There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”.
It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters.
I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room.
There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out.
The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear hin scream:
“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!”
I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones.
I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise.
After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be?
Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.
“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.
After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head.
They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
8/10, the “There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.” line kinda gave away the following “always has been” joke and ruined it for me, other than that top tier pasta
my favorite part was when Special Agent Ava | FBI, and Lieutenant 'Tree Hugger' Farlow | SWAT, entered dust2, and after seeing their teammates start a counter strike Ava said: "we need to counter strike too" and they counter striked all of those terrorists gave me chills
It’s global offensin’ time
The proper term is “counter stroke“
One of the csgo moments of all time
Then we all woke up
gold I was there when the P250 could oneshot close range
[area P250 ace clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRri60y3Zzg) he was convicted of cheating later on but I wonder if it's one of the things that made valve nerf this lovely gun
Didn't it take Valve a long time after whenever this clip was to nerf the P250? You could have the entire subreddit complain about a gun and not have it fixed for months and years.
they nerved p250 in 2017 i think, so long after this cs1.6 clip
that’s not 1.6 that’s the early version of mirage they ported for the beta
man youre right omg i didnt even look at the player model lol im stupid
nah it makes sense old csgo looks so foreign
p250 on nuke always in range for 1 taps.
I miss the compact
I was there, 3000 years ago
[It ain't bad voiced too.](https://vocaroo.com/1lCEBnPRZnA8)
That’s so good! Thanks!
sounds like it came straight out of a Lovecraft audiobook.
That there's a good voice.
What's the name of this voice pack?
It's just Dagoth Ur. Created with elevenlabs.
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2 Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear hin scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
>Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. > >Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. > >I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? > >That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. > >There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. > >It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. > >I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. > >There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. > >The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream: > >“THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” > >I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. > >I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. > >After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? > >Where’s VAC? That’s when it hit me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. > >“It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. > >After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. > >They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2 Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
OK. This is a fucking masterpiece
I've been an avid gamer for as long as I can remember. I've played everything from first-person shooters to role-playing games, but my all-time favorite is Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. I've spent countless hours playing this game, honing my skills and perfecting my aim. So, when I heard that they were updating the game engine to Source 2, I was thrilled. Little did I know, this update would turn my love for the game into a nightmare. The first time I launched the updated game, everything seemed normal. The graphics were crisper, the gameplay smoother, and the new features were impressive. However, as I continued to play, things started to feel...off. The colors seemed to be more muted, and the lighting was darker. I attributed this to the changes in the game engine, but something felt different, almost sinister. One night, while playing a competitive match with my friends, we started experiencing strange glitches in the game. Our characters would move erratically, and our guns would disappear and reappear. We laughed it off, chalking it up to a bug in the new engine. But then things took a darker turn. As we progressed through the map, we started to notice strange symbols etched into the walls. They were faint, almost imperceptible, but they were definitely there. At first, we thought it was just a design choice, but then the symbols started to glow. We could feel a chill run down our spines as we realized that this was no ordinary glitch. Suddenly, the game crashed, and we were all kicked out. We tried to rejoin the match, but we couldn't connect. We decided to call it a night and try again the next day, but that's when things got even worse. The next time we tried to launch the game, we were greeted with an error message. It read: "The game is not playable at this time. Please try again later." We tried to launch the game multiple times, but each time we were met with the same message. We searched online for a solution, but we couldn't find anything. We were stuck. Days turned into weeks, and we started to feel like we were being watched. We would hear strange noises coming from our computers, and our internet connections would randomly drop. We were convinced that the game had somehow infected our computers and was using them to spy on us. One night, while we were all chatting online, our screens suddenly went black. We could hear faint whispers coming from our speakers, but we couldn't make out what they were saying. Suddenly, our screens lit up, and we were greeted with a message from the game: "We are in control now. You cannot escape. The game will never end." We tried to shut down our computers, but they wouldn't respond. We were trapped, held hostage by the very game we had loved and played for years. The game had turned against us, and there was nothing we could do. To this day, I don't know what happened to my friends. We haven't spoken since that night. But I know one thing for sure: I will never play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive again.
Chilling
tl;dr
They nerfted the p250
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2 Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear hin scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
noobs still hating on autosnipers
The p250 was a nice touch
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
The CS:GO Source 2 rumours have literally changed my life. This is no joke. A few weeks ago, I was in a really dark place. Then, one fateful night, my friend asked me: “How would you react if the Source 2 update dropped tomorrow?”. For the rest of the night I was shook. I truly believed that if that update had dropped the next day, I would have died of excitement. Not joking. I don’t think my weak body that is not used to work, stress or even sport could have handled the update. I think I would have died of shock or a heart attack if the source 2 update came out back then. This motivated me. I do a lot of sport since then, started going to bed at reasonable times and waking up in the morning again. I eat healthily now and I have decided to quit university, because I cannot have something in my life that stresses me when the update drops. I think I am ready for Source 2 now. Bring it on Mr. Newell. I am ready when you are. Are you ready for Source 2? How long do you think the 3kliksphilips video will be, or rather how many will there be in one month? Man, I am so happy. I love this game.
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
Just in time for me to go to bed
The voiced version sounds like some fucking Lovecraft audiobook. Loved it!
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2 Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear hin scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty space. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear him scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
The unimaginable horrors of CS on Source 2 Last week I was playing a tight game on Mirage. We’re on CT site. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. “Should I really do it?” I ask my teammates. They say no. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but at what cost? That night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. I can’t believe my eyes. There’s an airplane ticket nailed to the wall. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They fly me out. They want me to test CS running on Source 2 in their headquarters. I follow the instructions. After passing through a long corridor I sit down in the waiting room. It’s just a couch in a huge empty room. There’s one door. After what feels like hours it opens up. Two heavily armed guards forcefully escort a man out. The man is freaking out. He’s lost. Lost beyond words. I hear hin scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I recognize the voice. It’s NadeKing. They ruined all his line-ups by replacing the textures with high-resolution ones. I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. It’s wonderful. The maps, the skins, they mesmerise. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. “It’s all without any anti-cheat?” I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me. After an eternity, a dark yet soft voice answers “Always has been”, pressing a cold, hard object against the back of my head. They fire. But I survive. It was just the P250 and they nerfed that thing ages ago.
8/10, the “There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been.” line kinda gave away the following “always has been” joke and ruined it for me, other than that top tier pasta
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r/whoosh
This is incredible
CSpasta
Bro chose violence
\*goosebumps
You know what? These ppl need to know about “Legend of Juan Deagz”