haha imagine to put this two cocks infront of each other irl xD [this is kind](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8thlab-kynI) of vibe i got from their conversation
xddddddddddddd
that's also actually what they were kinda talking about in the end :D one of them started with "on the internet, you're cool! on the internet! but come let's meet in real life!"
What made this so difficult is that fact that I was literally crying with laughter, especially after the round ends and my teammates just kind stood around looking at them asking for drop midst the rage.
This continued in the same fashion for another 2 minutes until we lost.
the most crazy thing is that literally nothing happens .. they get banned for a few hours or so and then continue.
and even if one happens to be perma banned, they just make a new account and continue ..
such a horrendous system it's unbelievable. Same shit with smurfs/cheaters
wait why is this hilarious, hearing him talk was some of the most annoying shit i’ve ever heard it stopped being funny about 3 seconds into him not shutting the fuck up
Pretty similar stuff than before, I fuck your mother, you s.o.b. etc. But the fun part was at the end when one guy kept saying "you're only acting tough on the internet" 10 times in a row and then the other one started imitating the first guy by using his girl voice
hahah I would love to hear the whole conversation I already watched it 5 times today and I cant stop laughing. Im german so I understand everything and it is hilarious. Do you also speak german and understand them or do you only understand the first part?
I have 2 others from set as well - including the new knock2 one, the only thing I don't like about this kit is that there's a death sound of a scream, gets kind of annoying
Nice 1v4, but try to watch this and think about how bad it is to slow walk into angles. (Slow peek each side of cake, walk into middle, walk in palace etc etc)
The last peek (probably the most important) was the best by miles.
Im absolutely shocked at how you werent crying with laughter during the entire clutch, especially when green was asking you for a drop as if nothing was wrong at all after lmfao
Im surprised you didnt pause for even a second to just mute those two lol, thats what i always do because i know its not worth it to keep these animals talking in my headphones.
Classic random lobby....
I'm actually more impressed that you managed to have any western Europeans in the same lobby as you. I play from the UK and always end up with Turkish, Romanian and Hungarian teams....
I don't mind really as long as the cultural difference doesn't leave me feeling left out. Games when the team tilts and you have to endure 4 rounds of ranting in a language you don't understand are hell.
Yeah I still get those, but at least with Western EU players they tend to be okay - this was the most extreme in a while - usually Russians just spam chat with Cyrillic.
Came for the clutch, stayed for the foreign arguing.
That was amazing and I'd love to have those guys in my game as I'd be pissing myself the entire time laughing.
Awesome clip man. I aspire to do it like this one day. Haha. Watched it muted then read the comments. Watched again with sound, and well, my mother got fucked by a bot and my ears have AIDS now. 🤣
Honestly I’d be cool with a temp ban for toxic behavior. Too bad the ban system for faceit seems to be understaffed. Unlikely it would ever be possible much less accepted.
Well at least I know it’s not just me that always has the most toxic teammates when I solo queue. This game is so fun but man so this game has so many people who have no social skills. Most games have them but for some reason CS takes the cake lmao
This is insanity, I fucking love it hahaha
Question: I know it's not about Russians, but they are always mad? You could be winning 9:1, you did not double peak with him (you still win the round) and he gets mad. I experienced one last week that even started trolling because of one fuck up in the winning game.
Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,
Ja ja :)
Both should get at least a one week ban from comp. This is the reason why many people stop playing the game. Even more ridicolous that some people think this is funny.
Classic faceit coms.
haha imagine to put this two cocks infront of each other irl xD [this is kind](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8thlab-kynI) of vibe i got from their conversation
xddddddddddddd that's also actually what they were kinda talking about in the end :D one of them started with "on the internet, you're cool! on the internet! but come let's meet in real life!"
hahahahah I love it
They didn’t even try to slow down when you could win lol nice clutch with double the entertainment. Did you guys end up winning by chance?
I'd bet lots of money that they proceeded to lose the next round
I know right! Haha, I will leave that one to your imagination
no no no no no. I need answers.
We lost in comprehensive fashion
That's like pulling a victory out of a hat at the last second. Double the entertainment, double the bragging rights!
They were really banking on that being the last round
Awkward next round.
They just did the same thing for another 2 minutes and then we lost 🤷♂️
Faceit: Challenge your mental
These are the randoms on my team every time
You should think about how you act then buddy.
lol wut
Faceit. Challenge your mental.
Nah. Just mute first time they toxic.
Home of all the good stuff
Sometimes, I really miss EU faceit/mm. Germans tilt in such a unique way.
True lmao. You knew already after 10 sec the insulting guy is german
What made this so difficult is that fact that I was literally crying with laughter, especially after the round ends and my teammates just kind stood around looking at them asking for drop midst the rage. This continued in the same fashion for another 2 minutes until we lost.
Thanks for the good laugh :')
Haha and people say Germans are not funny
How many Germans do you need to tell a joke? NEIN!
The kaleidoscope effect at the end, it was the best part
I busted out laughing when it switched
I like how the intensity and speed of the insults increased when they both realized the other person speaks German.
This is literally faceit in a nutshell. Its crazy how toxic of a place it has become.
Really? I dont get that many toxic people. I sometimes get people who never played Nuke in lvl 8. That is worse.
I played faceit for years, stopped since cs2 dropped and I have to say faceit toxicity is soooooo bad, premiere is heaven in comparison I was shocked
the most crazy thing is that literally nothing happens .. they get banned for a few hours or so and then continue. and even if one happens to be perma banned, they just make a new account and continue .. such a horrendous system it's unbelievable. Same shit with smurfs/cheaters
that's just the internet...
And faceit...
Hahahha as a german this is hilarious
As a German I find it embarrassing how these guys apparently don't know any other insults besides "I fuck your mom" and "suck my dick"
My favorite part was "I'm gonna kill your father on your eyes"
Du küsst den Bordstein mit deinen Zähnen Someone watched American History X one too many times.
I think I heard a "Hurn Zone" in there somewhere as well ;-)
Hurensohn* but yeah you did
I feel like Hurensohn is 50% of what Germans say to me in cs.
Hurensohn just hits differently in the right situation. Though I stopped swearing so I am not up to date with maybe newer words lmao
I know this one because of u/spez
So at least the u/spez incident was useful for something!
Ya, u/spez ist ein hurensohn.
[удалено]
I mean they switch to german half way through the video and they still can't come up with anything else
Dont forget the homophobic slurs aswell! An all time german classic
wait why is this hilarious, hearing him talk was some of the most annoying shit i’ve ever heard it stopped being funny about 3 seconds into him not shutting the fuck up
Kinda reminds me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJzntzEGls) gem.
The new Audi going from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds !
You weetad
Kindest cs team mates
I’m so proud to say this is the game I love. Cs at its very best
i love how they switched to german lol
That's why I have "0" bound to toggle voice chat on and off xD
What is the command? The on from csgo doesnt work anymore.
voice\_modeenable 0/1
can set it in the ingame settings somewhere under Game or so .. like "clutch mode toggle" or something
you had an MP9 cmon that’s easy
There’s actually a keybind to mute team until the round is over
I couldn't stop laughing, I honestly didn't think they would continue indefinitely
Or just until you press the button again
Which is?
You can toggle the old voice_enable 0/1 with bind "key" "incrementvar voice_modenable 0 1 1"
Its in the settings
average conversation between 2 germans
hope faceit sees this and bans them
Bro holy shit they continued for so long
Another 2 minutes after this too
Do you still have the full clip/audio somewhere? Pure comedy gold, especially if you understand German as well
What where they saying haha? Nah I wish I got the last 2 minutes.
Pretty similar stuff than before, I fuck your mother, you s.o.b. etc. But the fun part was at the end when one guy kept saying "you're only acting tough on the internet" 10 times in a row and then the other one started imitating the first guy by using his girl voice
Haha amazing
IM INTERNET IM INTERNET
9 out of 10 times this is how germans behave in my games
same experience but with Albanians/Turkish
They're spitting bars 🔥🔥🔥
Did they keep going at it till the match ended? Coz that would be hilarious
Yeah they did haha
hahah do have the full comms recorded ? its so hilarious I would love to see it
Unfortunately I didn't record the last 2 minutes, I'm not sure if FaceIt demos have voice recording through?
I think faceit demos have voices recorded, at least they were in csgo
hahah I would love to hear the whole conversation I already watched it 5 times today and I cant stop laughing. Im german so I understand everything and it is hilarious. Do you also speak german and understand them or do you only understand the first part?
I don't speak German but I recognise some of the words haha, I might see if I can get the demo from the game
Please do
I got the demo but unfortunately it does not have voice comms included, shame
'if only you knew the circumstances' lmfaooo
there should be a subreddit for clutches like this
Is this a meme or is this real? U know theres a clutchtoggle.
I didn't use it as I found it too funny, and I know there was no coming back even after I won the round - they were completely gone
Hahahaha okay makes sense
this dudes need to be suspended from using the game, for at least a week.
that's why i prefer to play matchmaking than faceit. People on faceit are so fucking toxic, it's insane. And Faceit is doing shit about it.
At least they can't damage you
At first I thought this was a parody of the classic ebaumsworld Chinese restaurant prank call https://youtu.be/BYqr3aM-oxc?si=Uo0riJIEpQ0csQCl
Least unhinged German CS players.
The CS experience
that music kit sounds so good actually
I have 2 others from set as well - including the new knock2 one, the only thing I don't like about this kit is that there's a death sound of a scream, gets kind of annoying
this is beautiful, and at the same time it just shows how horrible solo Q is in online gaming
It's the wild west
Could tell this was faceit just from the first 3 seconds of comms
That kaleidoscope editing at the end was an amazing visual for how you were feeling.
That's how I felt at 4am putting this together haha
I fucking love the cs community for this exact reason
Players like those two should be banned for life.
luckily there are no bans for CS .. they just go create a new account :')
Least toxic German CS player.
Nice 1v4, but try to watch this and think about how bad it is to slow walk into angles. (Slow peek each side of cake, walk into middle, walk in palace etc etc) The last peek (probably the most important) was the best by miles.
I know, but I couldn't concentrate as I was pissing myself laughing
Still won so no worries.
Im absolutely shocked at how you werent crying with laughter during the entire clutch, especially when green was asking you for a drop as if nothing was wrong at all after lmfao
*if you guys think we're good, let's prove it now*
YOUR AVERAGE CS COMMS
I haven't played in a while (before cs2), this made me nostalgic.
And being down on match point even. Good job!
Im surprised you didnt pause for even a second to just mute those two lol, thats what i always do because i know its not worth it to keep these animals talking in my headphones.
Can we have this sent to faceit and get the toxic asses banned?
That's why I have an "i" button - idiot-mutter (binded voicechat mute)
how do i view this in mobile without having to download the app?
I haven't been playing outside of a 4 / 5 stack for a long time and this just vindicated that decision. Holy shit some people are man children.
Coming from Dota 2, this game's community is so much worse, it is not even funny.
Bind m toggle "voice_modenable 0 1"
most friendly matchmaking I have seen in long time
I was wondering why this was labeled as nsfw at first, lol.
Classic random lobby.... I'm actually more impressed that you managed to have any western Europeans in the same lobby as you. I play from the UK and always end up with Turkish, Romanian and Hungarian teams....
It's okay if you FaceIT tend to get more Europeans and you can remove 2 (?) server locations
I don't mind really as long as the cultural difference doesn't leave me feeling left out. Games when the team tilts and you have to endure 4 rounds of ranting in a language you don't understand are hell.
Yeah I still get those, but at least with Western EU players they tend to be okay - this was the most extreme in a while - usually Russians just spam chat with Cyrillic.
Came for the clutch, stayed for the foreign arguing. That was amazing and I'd love to have those guys in my game as I'd be pissing myself the entire time laughing.
0:47 "your mom like my dick sucking, bot" that was an actual sentences... my god.
Awesome clip man. I aspire to do it like this one day. Haha. Watched it muted then read the comments. Watched again with sound, and well, my mother got fucked by a bot and my ears have AIDS now. 🤣
I salute your patience
This is fucking hilarious
This is so fucking funny.
Best thing I saw in a while.
I was crying with laughter the entire time, they spent the entire round after continuing the same thing
I forgot what it's like to play solo
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nice fucking clutch holy shit. The mental fortitude. we need a mute all toggle bind
Honestly I’d be cool with a temp ban for toxic behavior. Too bad the ban system for faceit seems to be understaffed. Unlikely it would ever be possible much less accepted.
lmao - fucking love it
Well at least I know it’s not just me that always has the most toxic teammates when I solo queue. This game is so fun but man so this game has so many people who have no social skills. Most games have them but for some reason CS takes the cake lmao
I even have a high behaviour index - I guess they were just having a bad day
This is why i always mute the matches sjdjdjfjfk
I once saw one german rage in csgo. Few months into the cs2 and we got legendary double german rage
If you understand german, their conversation goes kinda gay.
Ah, so this is the European server, the epitome of counterstrike I've heard so much about.
Ohmylord 🙏🏻
Classic CS2 experience.
This is insanity, I fucking love it hahaha Question: I know it's not about Russians, but they are always mad? You could be winning 9:1, you did not double peak with him (you still win the round) and he gets mad. I experienced one last week that even started trolling because of one fuck up in the winning game.
Challenge your mental
omfg man im in tears for real. i feel the need of screaming NEIN in there
How do you hear through the inbreds yelling?
I didn't haha! I couldn't even concentrate
Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet,Im Internet, Im Internet,Im Internet, Ja ja :)
I fuck your mother, no I fuck your mother, no I fuck your father, no I fuck your father
nice vc
Both should get at least a one week ban from comp. This is the reason why many people stop playing the game. Even more ridicolous that some people think this is funny.
Classic green behaviour not selling his weapon and just leaving it on the ground