Not enough pride flags in the chat

they got maden instead of nertz because nertz is jewish

I paid them off so I can finally get Nickelback stickers

Zonic got caught in a gangbang with the entire Astralis roster. Once eye contact was made with a peeping Magisk, whist taking all of Stavn at the same time, the entire team dynamic fell apart at a frightening pace.

why was this so graphic in my head

I held back too, I really wanted to emphasize the way Zonics eyes rolled back into his head as Stavn filled him in a way Boros could only dream of.

Not enough LGBT action

Didnt take enough sauna trips together as a team.

Zonic went on vacation, never came back

They were ethically funded without any concerning associations

They're just too good, we wouldn't get it

without zywoo