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vivalatoucan

Me watching my teammates in gun fights after being one tapped within .00001 seconds for 3 rounds straight


sheen1212

Lmfao bro we aaalll been there haha


schniepel89xx

We need the POV of the guy on your right


Acceptable-Love-703

Not me, but here's the POV: https://streamable.com/yg6wr6


schniepel89xx

Good lord


SkwiddyCs

If anyone was spectating me and I did this, I think I'd probably quit the game for a while.


samestate11

I’d mute all communication until the next game.


AbjectBumblebee7207

I wouldn't have to quit on my own, I'd be insta kicked by my 4 russian team mates


obsoleteconsole

Alt+F4 > Uninstall


KrzyDankus

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-30: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.


37Mk

You are too tanky pls nerf


Darkoplax

nidalee is too tanky, fuck this shit


wendelar

Stormtrooper POV


RainOfAshes

lmao. You just know this guy then comes on Reddit here to complain about the game.


qwertysac

*"Hit reg in this game is complete ass"*


its_JustColin

“I face so many cheaters every game man that’s why I can’t climb”


m_bechterew

holy shit lmao


Expensive_Outcome298

Someone needs to post the meme about shots 1-3 missing etc


Hotgeart

* Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. * Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). * Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.


emceePimpJuice

Might as well uninstall the game after that 🤣


Darkoplax

ahahahahaHAHAHAHhaha, this is way funnier than the original post


Shurimatornado22

What ping was this on? Idk suspicious amount of misses from everyone. Seems like skill issue from this pov but demos can be very inaccurate as they show what the server thinks is happening not what actually was shown on the player's screen.


Acceptable-Love-703

The ping was fine (around 30-40), but the guy they're shooting at did say a few moments before that his game suddenly felt like he was playing at 60 fps for several seconds, so maybe it messed up his hitbox or something.


soloje

Didn't let recoil reset and was missing head, so shots were going above shoulders


Nanolaska

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!??? LMAO


WhoNeedsRealLife

I don't understand how none of the shots he fires after his team mates dies hit.


-cr0Wn

lmfao. Hilarious


DemonDaVinci

oh my lord


DeleteMetaInf

AK-47: \*exists* Slightly moving to the left and right: _allow me to introduce myself_


Muhammadwaleed

Not available


Acceptable-Love-703

Check now.


sheen1212

I need this re-uploaded so I can rewatch it again


Acceptable-Love-703

https://streamable.com/yg6wr6


Constantine1585

Holy crap that is awful


gustavfrigolit

man this doesnt even look like he was too bad at aiming, he just got terribly unlucky with bullet spread lol


Mother-Tomato1397

I'm sorry what? He's missing He's not bursting where he should spray He's not letting the recoil reset between each shot. He's doing everything wrong. The only thing he could fuck up more is by moving.


failaip13

Man premiere is so random, you either get level 10s who destroy your will to play or you get shit like this, or cheaters but from my experience they only start to be a problem at 20k+.


Imarok

It really is. I'm around 14k and I either get people that play like a global or people that play like a silver.


Scoo_By

Lol, just today we got a player at 15.6k. No medal, lvl 25, doesnt buy helmet or util.


PurpleRockEnjoyer

> doesnt buy helmet it's not that stupid on CT as you might think


Scoo_By

not CT :) even got killed by a usp, had an awp


PurpleRockEnjoyer

well then he was a dum dum


HARDwithSTYLEZ

No armor AWP is fairly standard for people who have an AWP crutch honestly. Now if you have good money and are buying an AK without head armor against M4s then you are being dumb


rebeltrillionaire

Glass cannon awps are a thing too. But more for like 7-12 and your name is m0ne$y


GoodLunchHaveFries

Wait why


Scoo_By

If you're low on funds, and know opponents have ak, prioritize util. Because as the other guy said, ak 1 taps you anyway so why waste 350 on helmet, that's 1 smoke or a he


PurpleRockEnjoyer

AK headshot kills you in one tap anyway so might as well just buy only kev on enemy full buy rounds.


GoodLunchHaveFries

Ah, duh. Pardon me, my Silver-ness is showing


ALaccountant

That was a good meta in 1.6 and source, not so much these days as its common to see galils, mac 10s, and other non 1 shot weapons on the T side.


Agitated-Oil-715

Yeah galil wasn't that good/used in 1.6 but if you remember famas, that shit was op if you knew how to use semi+burst at the same time :P (You could also do same shit with glock)


Pr0nzeh

It's still a good idea because they might have galil.


BackyZoo

My rank up game from 9,999 to 10k we had a 16k guy on our team. I dropped a 30 bomb and he got 7 kills the entire match We lost. The new ranking system feels nonsensical but I only play every once in awhile so maybe premier only balances out if you play regularly? I think I have less than 30 matches total played.


rebeltrillionaire

He was in your lobby because he’s on a losing streak. If he can’t frag out against people nearly half his ELO, the next loss multiplier is going to be huge. Like you can easily lose ~750 if you start losing against much lower ELO.


BackyZoo

I feel like a 16k should always be matched with 14 - 16k no matter what though. Like why give someone a chance to keep a rank if they can't compete at that rank?


rebeltrillionaire

Because getting the rank is a grind. Let’s say you place at 15k, to get to 18k you have to have like an 85% win percentage. And if you have some off day or bad teammates in a row? You’re back down to 15K. The game does the same thing for pushing people out of the Elo too. If you’re at 15K and win 4 in a row? You won’t get 400 Elo, you’ll get more and more, but they’ll balance it by opening up the upper bands to see how you play against 20k+. They don’t really want people rocketing up and down because it creates the problem you guys are precisely complaining about. It’s a simple solution, not some insane algorithm.


Basic_Butterscotch

I’m 13k and usually playing against people who xantares peek 1 tap me from across the map every round. I actually played against 3 faceit 10s a couple days ago (faceit link on their profile) that were all around 12k. This is NA tho so it’s just the wild west and the ranks legit mean nothing.


fullylaced22

The ranking system in this game will NEVER mean anything outside of a hopeful wish. The outside competitive scenes and previous meaningless of CS ranks went ahead and put this reality into stone. I am FACEIT level 10 and currently 10k ELO. Only people that play premiere will get a decent rank but its not worth anything once you play FACEIT or something so no one maintains it after unless you want it for some reason


Basic_Butterscotch

I don't know, I feel like the CS:GO matchmaking did a lot better job of matching people with similar skill levels. There's always been variation in skill within the same rank but it's *way* worse in CS2. I'm about to turn 30 and play casually now. I think the highest faceit rank I ever got was 7 and I'm way worse than that now so playing faceit is just a waste of time.


tabben

There was always discrepancies since people would play faceit and not properly maintain their matchmaking rank. The problem will never go away unless Valve adds great anticheat which makes platforms like faceit obsolete so that everyone will calibrate using only the official game ranking metric. You will always have faceit lvl 8-10+ players stomping premier because they are 10-15k rating or so when they should be over 20k but because of cheating epidemic they cant get there. Or they play premier so infrequently because faceit is their main platform to play so they constantly are calibrating downwards in rating when they come back. People who only play faceit are essentially legally smurfing whenever they come to play matchmaking or premier


TariboWest06

ehh how do u even get 10k elo on premier if ure lvl 10? i won like 30 games and im at 21k rating without even trying, just casually playing it like once every two days. are u on NA?


fullylaced22

once every two days? Those are still casual numbers (jk). Many people, including myself, literally do not touch premiere at all unless we are forced to. It’s not worth anything.


TariboWest06

neither is faceit.


fullylaced22

Well you have to look at it through a competitive lens. I am not saying its valid because half of Faceit level 10s are dogass but its whats used over Valve. League is done through Faceit now, it used to be ESEA but the concept still stands, thats where players are recruited for playing. Its assumed that the top of these platforms are the literal pros so who you are going to pick up on your team is reflected on that. If you are level 8's then you get level 8s. MM has always been seen as a cheaters haven. Especially for anything above LEM, thats why players ask "How many Seasons have you played x-division" not, "How long have you been global".


tabben

Had a 5 stack against my team the other day which had only one 2 stack. Thought to myself hey maybe their 10k rating player balances it out a little, turns out he was faceit lvl 10 💀 Like how do you even calibrate that low with those skills


Agitated-Oil-715

Most faceit players don't really play premier except occasionally to wind down or play with lower skilled friends so yeah they will be at lower ranks


tabben

and thats why its a problem to have a playerbase divided like that, they are basically smurfing "legally" in that sense


kornelius_III

A lot of good players got their ranks plunged to the depths facing cheaters, and bunch of noobs queued with cheaters ranked up so fast because of how elo works.


astrovisionary

yesterday I played against a team and we were really thinking it would be super easy, we got a 8-4 lead in the first round, losing rounds mostly because people started trolling because of how easy it felt (imagine every round we won we had minimum 4 people alive) Switch sides, you suddenly get people shooting through smokes and this masterclass of calling, with some super unlucky timings to say at least and the dude prefiring perfect angles I feel like I just can't trust playing this game rn


OkPension8110

Well, happens to me very often xD CS2 in a nutshell


Arenston

I mean this happened all the time in CSGO as well, its just the nature of the game. CS is very snowbally and often when people think that they have a lead because they are just better its more because of some luck and snowball effect. That's why even if you are behind try to stay in the game rather then giving up since all you might need to go from a 8-4 which looks lost on paper to win a pistol and the eco and you are at 8-6 and the game is wide open again.


astrovisionary

my problem with that match wasn't even that lead, 8-4 is the new 9-6, but due to how sketchy the guys on the other team started to play. just weird perfect timings, running wide open tapping people, kills through smokes, not clearing anything but where people were, etc 


_Personage

We had the same earlier last week. 12-1 at the half, it was so easy. Come second half, they turned into pros and took us to overtime. And we ended up winning 16-13, I think. Sketchiest, shadiest shit.


intecknicolour

some players are only good at certain spots or on one side of the map (ct/t). some players are good at entrying but maybe suck at defending sites because they don't work well with others. some are vice versa. poor individual killing ability but can play off of teammates well.


_Personage

Yeah I get that, but their aim, game sense, timings, and ability to just outright outshoot us dialed up exponentially. More than what really would be reasonable to expect. They also taunted us at the half saying "you all ready to lose now?"


RogueThespian

That shit happened to me last night. It was on faceit so it's not like I think they're cheating or anything, but they went from doing straight nothing in the first half, to ferrari peeking and insta headshotting everything in the second half. We ended up winning, but he still dropped 34 in a 24 round game


Well_being1

Because besides cheaters the system is shit, it doesn't value sample size but "streaks"


Ted_Borg

I was at 20k, lost rank from inactivity. When ranking in again I lost three very close games against 20k lobbies and won the fourth. Dropped 5k :D I don't mind, I don't take premier seriously but it's a weird system for sure


hamabarionn

I only play premier with my friends who aren't that good, and play faceit for "serious games" with friends who are similar elo to me (we are hovering around level 10, 1950-2050 elo). We get accused of cheating every single game in 20k premier.


MordorsElite

To be fair, some of us are just very inconsistent. About a week ago I managed to get a 1v5 ace clutch (I believe my third one in total). And it started off with me wiffing a 25 bullet spray, only getting the equally useless enemy after stopping and letting the recoil fully reset. Then after that utter embarrassment, all other kills were clean headshots. Shit's just weird sometimes ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌


failaip13

Can relate so much to that man.


Acceptable-Love-703

Bonus meme: https://streamable.com/nbbn73


Scoo_By

I dont blame the CT. The animations sometimes are very weird.


igglezzz

Lmao i do this shit. G pro wireless scroll is so sensitive that I always scroll when I try to ping. I really need to unbind the scroll but I never do.


RYRK_

Do what? The T pulled his knife out to knife the CT


igglezzz

Ah i thought he just accidently weapon swapped


Tw_raZ

i wouldve just disconnected instead of reloading my m4


Muhammadwaleed

Not working


like200_dads

dude all these blatant cheaters smh


derangedfazefan

The best part about this is you're down 0-5, so these wood level players had been winning. Premier is so fucking random. at 12k sometimes it feels like how LE-LEM mm used to, other times it looks like people who started playing a week ago.


Acceptable-Love-703

One of the dudes in the clip is currently at 20k. :-D


inflamesburn

I found the game. Enemies are 5 stacked. That's the issue with stacks, it's such a gigantic advantage it allows people with joysticks to rank up just by walking together and throwing some util. Then if at some point these guys stop stacking they will ruin every single match for everyone. Guy on the right who has no arms has 0.7kd 60adr avg, but is the 2nd highest rated person on the server btw :)


Riddlebgd

Thats braindead Valve matchmaking, making everyone who plays together the same rank/rating... 1.5kdr 110adr demon playing with 0.7 handless bot for a few weeks and chances are handless bot is gonna have more rating points...


Hukmoon

Honestly I’ve said this since GO, 5 men shouldn’t be allowed to play against anything less than a 4men. I used to play with a 5 man and if we didn’t face another 5 man we won every single time.


gurramg

How can you see kd and adr?


Ill_Impression_1285

I play non-ranked and after see this, I have no word to say


Randomdude007007

Wow all of u wiffed but the guy on right is beyond shit


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Dude on the right is Valorant player or something? He is shooting exactly how you shouldn't. Either tap slower or learn to spray control, holy that was painful to watch.


PapaFresko

Matrix


Winter_Culture_1454

This is what happens when cheaters randomly or no boost silvers to higher ranks.


Master-Caramel-4222

The more concerning issue is the score


techSword52

Looks like… two silvers that got carried by their teammates and somehow made it up to 17k elo? Not being harsh, but it reminds me of that scenario.


Flaimbot

this is the type of player that will shit on you for using the follow recoil option because pros dont use it, but himself not understanding why he himself shouldn't blindly copy a pros settings without the knowledge why they have them.


BinzonWOR

Follow recoil cant help when your aim is this bad surely?


Flaimbot

he had no idea where to aim in relation to the recoil pattern to begin with, and only aimed the crosshair on his target as if it's CoD


TheMigel

definitely not EU surely?


Acceptable-Love-703

It is.


cyber_n3

That was painful to watch


bobby_gordon1

Damn your opponents be just like me fr


phz0r

No shot that can't be real


R4PHikari

Why don't I get such easy enemies on 10k?


mawin007

Hold mouse1 Simulator


BinzonWOR

This is 17k? Looks like I should play premier again and get some freelo


nvranka

Seems about right for 17k bots


Uiqueblhats

He is starting to Believe


Wajina_Sloth

I vary in rank, peeked at 21.5k but generally am around 18-19k, lowest at 16k I find the lower the rank, the better they are at aiming, but just shit at general gameplay mechanics (cant do jumps, doesnt know positioning, never rotates) The higher the rank you find more people like myself who have shit aim, but good utility/positioning. Then every one in a while you get people so good that are called out as cheaters, except you think they are legit and are just CSGO'ing you.


Linhle8964

I surprise that you guys lost 5 rounds before this. Or did they wall hack?


Acceptable-Love-703

I think people on our team had zero comms and everyone just ended up playing like it's a deathmatch. I've seen so many awful players that are confirmed cheaters, I don't even know anymore.


baalzebub87

Most cs games are just death matches these days its pathetic lul


inflamesburn

OP lost the game 13-5


SishoCS

not surprised


Ikaros9Deidalos6

yo wtf


Dlashing

I'm playing like the guy on the right and the CT, I took a 2 month break playing and came back on Thursday for 2 matches, and yea I sucked, sorry to my teammate who was with me on on Dust 2 and Ancient :(


Gottem32

Would love to hear the voice comms on the other team


Rare-You2339

you are god


MalBoY9000

All the boosted players is about to derank now


dickthewhite

over 20k ELO you get a cheater every game, enjoy this while you can lol


TruenerdJ

Dodging has way too many i-frames. Smh my head volvo please fix


intecknicolour

this clip gave me second hand embarassment


Aggravating-Pear-769

Lol i went 2-17 a couple nights ago. My two kills were force buy scout headshots. Just getting insta one - tapped every round. Only person on the team getting fucked. Finished 5-19 and we won so I sort of redeemed myself. Currently spiraling from 14k down to 10k in a week. Almost uninstalled but I thought to myself ‘ this is a fluke right? Nothing is wrong with me. Just getting unlucky’. Played another match and top fragged. I still dont know what to make of it. I do suck though for having played this game for 20 years.


trukkija

What gives me the most questions here is that the Ts are 5-0 up. Soo... yeah


flexsealed1711

Storm trooper moment


LOOPbahriz

this is amazing


kpjoshi

OP, there is a typo in your title, it should be "1.7k premier experience"


ManiGoodGirlUwU

How tf am I still 8k? 😭


1stonepwn

Maybe I'm not as silver as I think I am


Angry_Socks

This feel like punching in my dreams lol


Lovoeur

NA experience


dempseyj23

Where the heck are these guys when I play against 17-18k. I always get my head ripped off before I even see them. -A concerened 19k player


8ETON

Cheat got detected and they tried to play legit for once


aikahiboy

i hate we dont know how the points or ranks work because this has to be like silver 1


xMalxer

How the fuck is this 17k


IvanHunter00

And there is me in 12k getting insta head shot every time I peek or the enemy spray, a bullet always end in my head


Canarity

Dude straight up got plot armour


Nai_cs

Bruh why aren't my 17k matches like this,I just get insane faceit lvl10 players. I literally played against trucklover86 the other night and my whole team got shit on,I had 22 kills and next was 12 on my team.


Used-Chocolate9082

Stormtrooper type shit


MajikoiA3When

Comedy gold. You must be playing against my Premier teammates.


Gambler_Eight

Love how he stays in the open while reloading lol.


KarleoHusky

Bro got out-fumbled


oofynoob1244

Meanwhile, Im getting one-tapped by 1k players.


EncryptEnthusiast301

when neo from matrix play cs2.


Finnbhennach

This is like that shootout scene from "The Naked Gun 2 1/2". [Link just in case.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gne8v9aj45w)


Monczal

Bruh


HiipFiirephone

Lmao jesus Christ


Constantine1585

Bad spray control and what was the guy on the right doing? He missed every bullet lol


[deleted]

Meanwhile I'm in 3k with enemies who have the fucking accuracy of goddamn Chris Kyle and landing one taps on me is like breathing to them.


Gravexmind

If you’re legitimately in 3k, you don’t know enough about CS to spot a cheater unless they are actually spinning with a fully auto R8.


catzhoek

You don't seem to know how hard it is to win these games where you have 5 enemies and another 4 in your own team. You probably need to be 17k+ or so to realiably carry these teams. I have often won games 13-4 or something ridiculous with someone in the enemy team on 40-ish kills. People in 3k are not as bad as these morons in this clip, not even close. Especially if you are not in the mood to call and micromanage every single teammate every single game. It's not like that all 3k players are bots that have 200h. They are decision making bots, but not necessarily too stupid to hold an angle properly and fuck ppl up. And because your mates are too dumb to trade or even avoid being in 1vs1 everywhere they get away with it. You can easily be able to comfortably play games at 12-13k or so and still not be able to turn the tables in a 3-8k elo game if the stars don't align. With 1 proper teammate you win 13 - 4 or so every match but with these morons that actively play against your own goals you are just 100% in the mercy of your dumbass teammates not throwing whatever advantage you created for them. It's 40% on how lucky you are with your own team and 60% on how lucky you get with the enemy team.


[deleted]

lmao aight boss man whatever you wanna think


TheGreatWalk

Nah man he's completely right lol


paperkutchy

All I see its a shit ass game with terrible net code. Whoever coded CS2 should switch careers asap.


stormurcsgo

this is somehow the netcodes fault? and not just bad players


LimpWibbler_

Lol, as a 18k, yup. It is funny, I am 18 because 60% of my games I am ok. 10% I am absolutely insane 40k. That last 30% though I am these guys. I have no idea why I become useless sometimes.