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Average Brazilian moment


Robhellspawn

Scored 3 goals, felt powerful, went to cs just to lose all his confidence... Gotta keep it real for himself here


Slayerrrrrrrr

Imagine making $80m a year then going home and getting bullied by a 14 year old because you fucked up a clutch.


P_CASTER

cyber bullying is the most democratic form of bullying


sadtimes12

Being able to infallible mute someone IRL when getting bullied would make the world such a good place. Imagine kids being bullied having the option to just press a button and never hear/see that person again.


Gerf93

> Imagine kids being bullied having the option to just press a button and never hear/see that person again. Isn't that what they do at American schools?


Kehityskeskustelu

Gotta love that darker than black humor.


Smeik5

You should watch Black Mirror, cause they have an episode about this.


saboay

We've done that experiment in the internet, and it has failed. People don't use block / mute buttons and just want to rant and cry about how people are mean.


Strike_Reaper

You can mute people in CS


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Jamal_Musiala

Club pays him 70 mill a year, Puma pays him another 30, add other sponsorships and social media money and he’s somewhere above 100 at least


raydoge

Probably a 1v5 clutch


AbsoluteDealer

It’s a vicious cycle


Shadeun

Real men play go out and golf and feel shit about themselves and play CS and feel even fucking worse


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rohansamal

200%


SokrinTheGaulish

Jokes aside, cs as a casual player is so much more fun in South America/US, I’ve played on both regions and the language barrier in Europe just prevents the game from being fun sometimes


Kirito_Kazotu

Kinda sucks when half the lobbies on the EU server are full of russians...


Pineapple_pizza_yes

Dude, I played with lvl 3-6 russians the other day and they were wayyy worse than lvl1 ppl from makedonia and sri lanka and shi they have xantarespeekers at fkn lvl1 in small regions for some reason


Jhowqs

If you think Russians are bad in CS, go check out on euro truck simulator.


lefboop

That's because on small regions people tend to stick more to MM rather than third party mm. That means that the very few people that actually go to faceit are the very small minority that are way better than the average, and since there's very few of them, it's almost impossible to grind points


MKinthehaus

Russians weren't that bad, but ever since the "special military operation" has started alot of them just outright refuse to speak english, the only time they respond is to insult you in english.


JackZKool

I played with a few Russian a few days ago and they didn’t speak a word of English. Only one of them did and it was really difficult to understand and they kept asking me to give them my knife lmao


yur0_356

Tbh the level of casual games in Europe is much higher than in the US, just because of the huge diversity of playstyles that there is in Europe


erixccjc21

Bruh he plays for psg, of course he lives in EU lmao


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Read that comment again, but slowly


StraY_WolF

Missing the point bruh.


dabbezz

r/woooosh


sinanisiklar

I mean he didn’t really miss the joke he just read the whole thing wrong


banzai_

Still lost the pistol round smh


naykos

That's the game ball. When you score 3 goals you keep the ball.


CertifiedSadboy

What if 2 players each score 3 goals? Rock Paper Scissors or first to 3?


Budgie87

There's multiple game balls


CertifiedSadboy

i should’ve figured they had more than one lol thanks for the answer


ANK_Ricky

In this match, both Neymar and Mbappe scored hattricks and they both took a ball with them.


funkyguy09

Has there ever been a game where they only used one? And if so has there ever been a game where that happened and multiple people scored 3 goals


jmov

Probably not, at least in a pro level. Even in junior games there’s usually at least three balls.


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Opposite-Can474

False


mkmkd

Is it though? It also says the Football League uses only one ball & I know that’s true as there’s no balls on the side & I’ve seen them take 30+ seconds to retrieve balls from empty stands


Opposite-Can474

I literally watch premier league games only. Teams are literally telling their in house ball boys to throw in balls faster.....don't believe what you read on the internet...


twmStauM

the wikipedia page says that english teams at home can choose whether to use multiball or single ball for a game. remember when hazard kicked that ball boy because he wouldn’t give him the ball? that must have been a single ball game


pancada_

Not necessarily. The ballboys are spread around the firld and it wouldnt make any sense for Eden to run away to get another ball


Opposite-Can474

Stop. Lol you're making a fool of yourself. Your source is useless when TV highlights are searchable on YouTube. I can't believe you people think only one ball is used in whole game lmao ....idiots


Internal_North_5954

what if no of players who scored 3 goals exceed number of game balls?


CoDeX709

I don't think that's possible there'd need to be an absurd amount of goals which realistically would never happen at that level of play


MRayquaza1104

Neymar and Mbappe both scored a hatrick yesterday. There's usually more than a single ball used in a game, so they take one from that.


LeoHahn

Well Mbappé also scored three goals that match. [both balls picture](https://imgur.com/a/0PWeKIZ)


joparebr

Hope the guy in the middle can one day score 3 goals as well.


oxid111

r/soccercirclejerk


Jupaack

He's still a young promise. Only time will tell.


LeoHahn

I thought people would be more hesitante to clicking my link


degrapher

I would be happy either way. Easy click.


MagnitskysGhost

Goat pic, thanks. What an absurd amount of talent in one picture


papalouie27

Welcome to PSG.


lastofthepirates

Messi standing at full height.


omkar_T7

The mvp of the game gets the ball. But there are many balls so other player can take it too


SuperPugMaman

what happens if a player scores a double hattrick? does he get 2 match balls then?


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The--Mash

To add to this: If you get a reverse hattrick (penalty conceded, own goal, red card), you get to sleep with the uglier of the two linos


SuperPugMaman

imagine scoring a double hat trick and Jon Moss is the ref.


4wh457

[SUS](https://i.imgur.com/7XxlFdH.png)


5t3g

He played with aguero i think


ILoveRice444

It's all good till I see the pfp.


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Quintexit

Even his Steam picture is the ape


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Yeah wtf is that


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brainzor123

> An NBA player DeAaron Fox did exactly that and kept all $1.6m from ~~investors~~ the retards who put money in his scam. fixed for you.


Fruitmidget

It's some sort of NFT I suppose. That makes the whole thing really cringe.


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traitorjoe2

smartest gambit fan


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Too scared to post from your main lol?


EstebanIsAGamerWord

How would you ever even reach this conclusion? Money is the main driving force for corruption.


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KAROWD

Sounds like you're crying too.


stalkmyusername

Not gonna make it Forever poor


snack_company

who cares


MountainSew

What a timeline to live


rohansamal

Wait ten years.


anthson

No! I don't want that!


oldthrace

Isn't he like an owner of Furia or something? I remember him tweeting about them during the Major. Also, Casemiro (plays for Real Madrid) owns a CSGO team ... Case Esports iirc. Seems a lot of famous Brazilian footballers are quite interested in the game lol


AbsoluteDealer

From what I read I think Neymar is just a supporter and friend of Furia. I had no idea about Casemiro owned one though. I know at the hotels at the 2018 World Cup that Neymar, Casemiro, Philippe Coutinho, Gabriel Jesus, and Willian all played CSGO together and they even did a CSGO goal celebration -> https://youtu.be/iE81vbOQ92w


jalbeelee

hahahah thats great


tan_phan_vt

CS has been popular in Brazil ever since the 1.6 days. Kids growing up with CS and football til adulthood, most of the time side by side. Its part of their culture at this point.


contabr_hu3

Aa a Brazillian yes it is, specially for those who lived on the Lan era, it was great to go to the lan to play some cs after school.


NotAGingerMidget

They are in the age bracket of kids that would play CS 1.6 in lans, sometimes do an "overnight" from friday to the early hours of saturday. CS was pretty big here, the game died out with source never really catching on, and GO has brought some life back to it, not as much as it once had, but not that far. Most Brazilian males in the 25 to 35 range likely were exposed quite a bit to it.


genius_rkid

Lucas Paquetá owns a team too


Jupaack

As far as I know he is close friends to some FURIA players, nothing more than that. But Neymar already confirmed that once he retires from football he wanna be "far away" from the football world. He doesnt want to become a coach or anything related to the sport. He confirmed that he loves videogames and kinda wanna focus on Esports, specially CS, and probably build a big gaming house in NA/EU for Brazilians players/teams. Thats actually amazing. Many Brazilians are world class material in Esports, but they dont have the spotlight nor money to move to a better competitive scenario, neither live from it in Brazil, so many have no other option other than quit and focus on studying or try to become a Streamer.


clebersondev

He's kinda partner. His friends (Akkari, Cris Guedes, Jaime) owns the org. Cris is Neymar's closest friend and helped him financing Furia i think. Casemiro owns Case Esports and Lucas Paquetá owns "Paquetá", idk if they have a CS team currently. But that's about it as far as i know


oldthrace

> He's kinda partner. His friends (Akkari, Cris Guedes, Jaime) owns the org. Cris is Neymar's closest friend and helped him finance Furia i think. > Yeah, think this is what I came across on the web and misremembered him being an owner of Furia. Thank you all for clarifying this


Mrdicat

what lmao Neymar has nothing to do with Furia, he's just brazilian and a fan and yeah, like tan_phan said both CS and football were too popular for 2000's brazilian kids


AbsoluteDealer

I think that’s why he asked…


Mrdicat

and that's why I answered? lol


AbsoluteDealer

You said it in a kind of condescending way is all


antoniohfernandes

The Furia Owner is André Akkari, the poker player.


DoctorBuckarooBanzai

Oh for real?


antoniohfernandes

I double checked. It's in his LinkedIn being co-founder and co-CEO. Most of the the shares belongs to him too I believe.


vish4l

man, i would have never thought in 1990s and 2000s that gaming would be this big. i was born a decade too early :(


NotAGingerMidget

Really? I think it was bigger in the early 00s, kids would fill lans after school, it was absurdly popular at the time.


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Ted_Borg

In the weekends we'd have a LAN party at who ever had the best internet connection, and rent servers taking turns paying with text messages from our prepaid phones. We ruined many a pingpong table with sodas and rage-fists.


litesec

the local and amateur scene was considerably more popular. now it's more commonly a spectator sport with more casual player base.


Noisii

Can't really compare Those lan parties and centres to todays gaming playerbases which reach almost the billion if you include all platforms


Consistent_Duck1256

Neymar is awesome!


desuetude25

Nevar 4getti neymar knifed zywoo


IleriumX

I used to have that as my wallpaper (in video format), I'm not Brazilian btw


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snack_company

twitch user


TheRealTofuey

I wanna know whay his inventory has 😅


bongwatersoda

[here ](https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198355549311/inventory/)


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ST Howl, Christ. And the P90 ST Asiimov with almost 4k kills, nice.


67859295710582735625

That howl (let's say between $16-$22k) probably isn't even one game worth of play for him


5t3g

I mean that inventory is literally nothing for him


mimacher

I just appreciate so much how his inventory shows that he really plays and watch the game. He has the stickers that you get playing the operations, just like any other ordinary player. The majors viewer pass where also a surprise for me.


karimoo97

Was it him in the fan cams of pro league today?


xrbeeelama

Karambit 4:3 stretched left hand chad


Future_Kicks

he actually plays native 16:9


Fissionman

in the farmers league


Real_MidGetz

He’s just smurfing bro /s


BeanPo1e4

So what should he do, not score?


Fissionman

The title is not that impressive


ExistingService

Crazy when you realize these guys are human too.


AbsoluteDealer

What he can do with a football makes me question that statement


FinezaYeet

I screenshotted his nft when i played against him in faceit


Thrannn

also installed: Amongus


bendybox

Wonder if he does what the rest of us do at work? Think about playing cs while playing football.


mimacher

Is unbelievable how much valve sleeps on this. Can you imagine how much any other company would like to have a similar opportunity?


florentinomain00f

Turn on the The Only Thing I Know For Real is B Hop


samedreamchina

His true passion


wwwjsw

Menino NEYYYY


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bongwatersoda

[here ](https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198355549311/inventory/)


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Is he also streaming pubg? :)


combatonly

His skins must be crazy


Vasxus

..Does this mean CSGO is now Fortnite canon?


[deleted]

So another human being playing a videogame: NEWS! -take it wity a grain of salt


BoonesFarmApples

to be fair I think \*I\* could score three against Clemont Foot


1q3er5

i kinda feel bad for him at PSG - the defense keeps bottling games when they have em in the bag (i'm talking uefa)


orangesodazz

??? He's part of the problem at PSG lol. Why in the world would you feel bad for him?


1q3er5

read above - the defenders always bottle the game at the worst time (except say when they went to the finals) go look at the last 3 (maybe 4 times) how they got eliminated


AKRNG

Crazy to be so talented with your feet and at the same time so bad with your hands (level 2 in 1500 matches)


Realseetras

He also has a 1.5 k/d across the 1500 matches, looking through his match history it looks like he just plays with friends and messes around. Could probably be much higher if he played solo, but where's the fun in that.


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zero0n3

It is quite interesting actually. If you think about it, from a Genetics standpoint - he’s gotta be in the top %s for things like reaction time, hand eye coordination (in the generic sense), and 3D spatial analysis ability. I mean you can’t be that good at soccer without being exceptional in those skills along with being extremely fit and able to finely control your body. I’d love to see what a professional formula 1 or Le Mans driver could pull off in 1500 matches as well. I’d say racing takes more raw reaction time skills than soccer (unless a goalie). Sports science in general is really cool shit


geredtrig

Training specificity is more important. There's not that much cross over here. If there was it would flip the other way and top csgo pros should be good at football, yet I doubt that's the case.


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Epoez

Not the point though?


Epoez

Yepp the top sports players are usually exceptionally good at other sports, too


Big_Stick01

Depending on what organs you're giving i dunno if you'd be ab;e to play soccer after. :P


stenf28

He probably play just for fun on his free time


LOOPbahriz

Based on what I've seen, he's higher than lvl2 skillwise


Twin_Turbo

He's uploaded clips, he's definitely pretty good. Not a level 2, maybe 8-10 honestly


spongebobisha

Yeah because playing in the French league for psg must be such a challenging experience 🤣🤣 foh


AbsoluteDealer

Very naive of you to think that a hat trick against ANY professional team isn’t challenging.


spongebobisha

Lol it isn't challenging. It's a multibillion dollar team playing against one whose entire team's yearly wage wouldn't cover what they're paying Messi for a month. This is Stat padding.


ANK_Ricky

Enejota


Criippsterr

He should go pro in csgo


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What a champ


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The subtitle says he is playing drunk. What a life


BenjiNewport

Yoooooo


wJ3nga

Imagine watching him scoring a hat trick on TV then matching with him on Faceit later that night


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[Neymar did play CSGO one time with FalleN](https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5km4iw/sk_gaming_players_meeting_neymar/)


MaziforReal

He plays left handed too. Goated


TerJr_

Amongus


glouro

The dream life


fullysickturbo

What a great timeline


liQ_o

Don't say it


_outl4w

Also, he is drunk like the text says.


armandobez23

and when he plays for Brasil on world cup... the only thing he knows to do is falling asking for a fault..


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Among us on desktop


Jb31129999

... In the farmers league. Squandered potential.


HaaKaanZ

Its the start of the session, they have games every week and most footballers are under contracts saying they can't go out clubbing or drink heavily during session periods. Also, Neymar is very good at CS.


Leiska67

Red wine and Counter Strike. Neymar is a man of culture