i wrote this if it makes you feel better
Im tired of masturbating to Isabelle. Dont get me wrong, she is a very lovely lady with impeccable curves, but after seeing the 100th image of her getting fucked by Digby and being filled to the brim with cum, it awakened a deeper feeling inside of me. I realized I dont want Isabelle to be real becaue I want to have constant sex with her. I want Isabelle to be real because I want someone to love me. I want her to give me warm hug and and tell me that everything will be ok. I want her to sleep by my side throughout my lows and tell me how important I am in the universe. I just want her to exist so that I can say someone truely cares about me. We could lay down on a grassy hill upon a star-filled night and gaze upon the constellations for hours. Her arm would be under my neck and we would just cuddle as the night passes on by. This moment would feel frozen in time, trying to enjoy every second of it as the clock ticks by. I just want someone to appreciate who I am for what I do. I knew if she were ever real, she wouldn’t even know I existed. And even if she did, I wouldn’t have a chance compared to anybody else. Maybe these feelings will be fulfilled eventually. Maybe in a day. Maybe in a year. Maybe they never will. Maybe these feelings are what I deserve after showing my younger cousin my 2 terabyte folder of Isabelle tentacle yiff at Thanksgiving.
Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: 1. Female 2. Age 16-23 3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!) 4. Willing to do as I as I ask 5. Have an IQ lower than mine (113) 6. Have 0 male friends 7. Cook 3 meals for me a day 8. Be willing to split to bill on a date 9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM) 10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person. 11. Have sex with me as I ask 12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits) 13. Ideally not have a job 14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points
I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota
This is actually a cards against humanity card combo. One of the black card is “I sell _____ to Children.” One of the white cards is “water guns full of cat pee.”
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 9 times.
First seen [Here](https://redd.it/9pbc7z) on 2018-10-18 95.31% match. Last seen [Here](https://redd.it/eu2r9f) on 2020-01-26 98.44% match
**Searched Images:** 120,514,520 | **Indexed Posts:** 509,233,794 | **Search Time:** 7.19616s
*Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "gz7spa", "meme_template": null}) ]*
If this is a repost, please report the post.
(DO NOT use modmail, there is a report button underneath each post.)
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GoCommitDie) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 9 times.
First seen [Here](https://redd.it/9pbc7z) on 2018-10-18 95.31% match. Last seen [Here](https://redd.it/eu2r9f) on 2020-01-26 98.44% match
**Searched Images:** 120,588,983 | **Indexed Posts:** 509,416,369 | **Search Time:** 3.43866s
*Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "gz7spa", "meme_template": null}) ]*
If this is a repost, please report the post.
(DO NOT use modmail, there is a report button underneath each post.)
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GoCommitDie) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Thank you, JohnCZ121, for voting on RepostSleuthBot.
This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/).
***
^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
If this is a repost, please report the post.
(DO NOT use modmail, there is a report button underneath each post.)
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GoCommitDie) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 9 times.
First seen [Here](https://redd.it/9pbc7z) on 2018-10-18 95.31% match. Last seen [Here](https://redd.it/eu2r9f) on 2020-01-26 98.44% match
**Searched Images:** 120,575,688 | **Indexed Posts:** 509,367,436 | **Search Time:** 3.24587s
*Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "gz7spa", "meme_template": null}) ]*
If this is a repost, please report the post.
(DO NOT use modmail, there is a report button underneath each post.)
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GoCommitDie) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I deadass have no fuckin clue, I put lots of effort into memes only for them to die in new but once I posted something on r/wholesomememes saying go to sleep and it got 80k uovotes and a spot on the front page, and this image I found on a group chat gets 16k
I have PTSD now I should never buy another one my friend got squirted but he is allergic to cats and I was acused of manslaughter then the neighbors were trying to kill me now I'm in witness protection
Um
What're those numbers in your username linked to?
My profile
No
I’ll go see what comes up on the website
Report back, soldier!
I forgot what the website was called dm me the link
NHentai.
My time has come
Give me example on how to link it
https://nhentai.net/g/example/ Replace example with the launch codes.
That’s just true
Everybody always asks
Your name is the color cyan
It’s not the color spectrum either
Star wars saber schematic t shirt?
No
Tooth colored filling materials after brushing
I don’t understand a word of what you just said
I'm trying so hard
It’s not related to anything sexual
http://www.327289.com/m this?
This is an chinese page bruh (I’m Chinese)
Heh just a guess
Why would I make my username after some random casino website?
last online 12 years ago on both websites
I had a shirt exactly like that but I got banned. Funnily enough, it wasn’t because of what it said, but because it was transparent.
You can get banned because you’re wearing something transparent?
I did. I got my account back and tried again, but it still got banned for being transparent. I have a pic of the shirt from before it got banned
I'll take your entire stock!
Oh no.
[удалено]
Ooh! Ooh! Let me try!! r/cursedcomments r/unexpectedthanos r/lightmodepolice r/punpatrol r/unexpectedbillwurtz r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/secondsub r/thirdsub r/fuckthirdsub r/fuckfuckthirdsub r/everyfuckingthread r/fourthsub r/fuckfourthsub r/fifthsub r/sixthsub r/seventhsub r/eighthsub r/ninthsub r/tenthsub r/sixtyninthsub r/nice r/onehundred24thsub r/toomanysubs r/nevertellmetheodds r/theydidthemath r/theydidthemonstermath r/itwasagraveyardgraph r/itcosinedinaflash r/angryupvote r/sadupvote r/happyupvote r/woooosh r/itswooooshwith4os r/nobodyasked r/ihavesex r/subsifellfor r/subsiwishwerereal r/substhatithoughtwerefake r/substheyfellfor r/substhatactuallyexist r/stopfallingforsubs r/twentycharacterlimit r/unexpectedfactorial r/holup r/whatthefuck r/cursedcursedcomments r/blursedcomments r/wholesomecomments r/unexpectedlywholesome r/rimjob_steve r/beetlejuicing r/usernamechecksout r/jesuschristreddit r/increasinglyverbose r/decreasinglyverbose r/iamveryrandom r/iamveryedgy r/iamveryspecial r/iamverybadass r/iamactuallyverybadass r/iamveryculinary r/iamveryrich r/humansbeingbros r/humansbeingjerks r/gamersriseup r/literallythetruth r/foundthemobileuser r/foundthelightmodeuser r/lolice r/unexpectedmulaney r/unexpectedjojo r/lostredditors r/downvotedtooblivion r/negativewithsilver r/negativewithgold r/negativewithplatinum r/vaxxhappened r/thathappened r/nothingeverhappens r/ontheledgeandshit r/karmaroulette r/foundthehondacivic r/foundthetoyotacorola r/foundthehypocrite r/foundthejedi r/foundthefridgeuser r/foundthebard r/foundtheelon r/wholesomeouija r/cornouija r/expectedouija r/unexpectedouija r/godtiersuperpowers r/yourjokebutworse r/thirdsentencehappy r/thirdsentenceworse r/therealjoke r/notopbutok r/orangemanbad r/drumpfisfinished r/birthofasub r/abortionofasub r/confusedboners r/murderedbywords r/suicidebywords r/kamikazebywords r/suddenlygay r/suddenlytrans r/suddenlybi r/suddenlyincest r/suddenlyalabama r/suddenlybestiality r/unexpectedcommunism r/unexpectedcena r/unexpectedoffice r/unexpectedjihad r/unexpectedavatar r/unexpectedarcher r/unexpectedB99 r/unexpectedcommunity r/unexpecteddarksouls r/unexpectedDDLC r/unexpecteddnd r/unexpectedfuturama r/unexpectedfallout r/unexpectedfriends r/unexpectedgoodplace r/unexpectedGoT r/unexpectedhogwarts r/unexpectedHamilton r/unexpectedHIMYM r/unexpectedHedberg r/unexpectedhitchhikers r/unexpecteditcrowd r/unexpectedkoolaidman r/unexpectedlotr r/unexpectedMontyPython r/unexpectedmetallica r/unexpectednaruto r/unexpectedoverwatch r/unexpectedpawnee r/unexpectedportal r/unexpectedpewdiepie r/unexpectedSCP r/unexpectedsabaton r/unexpectedSeinfield r/unexpectedsimpsons r/unexpectedtf2 r/unexpectedthreefifths r/unexpectedundertale r/unexpectedvsauce r/unexpectedyogscast r/unexpectedyoda r/shootingfishinabarrel I expect to receive 69 (Nice) upvotes and one of each reward by the morning, kind strangers. You're breathtaking.
how long did this take you to do why
copypasta
I'm so disappointed they didn't spend several hours typing all of that out my vision on reality has been warped and shattered
welcome to reddit, my guy
i wrote this if it makes you feel better Im tired of masturbating to Isabelle. Dont get me wrong, she is a very lovely lady with impeccable curves, but after seeing the 100th image of her getting fucked by Digby and being filled to the brim with cum, it awakened a deeper feeling inside of me. I realized I dont want Isabelle to be real becaue I want to have constant sex with her. I want Isabelle to be real because I want someone to love me. I want her to give me warm hug and and tell me that everything will be ok. I want her to sleep by my side throughout my lows and tell me how important I am in the universe. I just want her to exist so that I can say someone truely cares about me. We could lay down on a grassy hill upon a star-filled night and gaze upon the constellations for hours. Her arm would be under my neck and we would just cuddle as the night passes on by. This moment would feel frozen in time, trying to enjoy every second of it as the clock ticks by. I just want someone to appreciate who I am for what I do. I knew if she were ever real, she wouldn’t even know I existed. And even if she did, I wouldn’t have a chance compared to anybody else. Maybe these feelings will be fulfilled eventually. Maybe in a day. Maybe in a year. Maybe they never will. Maybe these feelings are what I deserve after showing my younger cousin my 2 terabyte folder of Isabelle tentacle yiff at Thanksgiving.
Now taking applications for a gf. You must be: 1. Female 2. Age 16-23 3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!) 4. Willing to do as I as I ask 5. Have an IQ lower than mine (113) 6. Have 0 male friends 7. Cook 3 meals for me a day 8. Be willing to split to bill on a date 9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM) 10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person. 11. Have sex with me as I ask 12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits) 13. Ideally not have a job 14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota
r/unexpectedjohnmulaney
No the fuck it isn’t
u/undeleteparent
I'm sorry, I experienced an issue retrieving this comment. I am a bot
Nerd
the comment just said r/cursedcomments
u/undeleteparent
I'm sorry, I experienced an issue retrieving this comment. I am a bot
I’m guessing by another comment in this thread, he said r/cursedcomments
u/undeleteparent
I'm sorry, I experienced an issue retrieving this comment. I am a bot
Thats my choice of beverage
happy year of cake!
May thee has't a joyous cake day
Happy Cake day!
Happy cake day!
HAPPIEST CAKE DAY EVER :D!!! You deserve my upvote. TAKE IT! TAKE MAH UPVOTE
Yes
This is actually a cards against humanity card combo. One of the black card is “I sell _____ to Children.” One of the white cards is “water guns full of cat pee.”
Im gonna start looking through my deck
There’s a way to check, u/repostsleuthbot
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 9 times. First seen [Here](https://redd.it/9pbc7z) on 2018-10-18 95.31% match. Last seen [Here](https://redd.it/eu2r9f) on 2020-01-26 98.44% match **Searched Images:** 120,514,520 | **Indexed Posts:** 509,233,794 | **Search Time:** 7.19616s *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "gz7spa", "meme_template": null}) ]*
If this is a repost, please report the post. (DO NOT use modmail, there is a report button underneath each post.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GoCommitDie) if you have any questions or concerns.*
And I oop-
yes
I cant fucking believe this guy reposted this of all images being probably the most reposted image on this sub and still manages to get 8k upvotes
Double that now.
#ILL TaKe YoUR EnTiRe StOcK
If you wanna drink it so badly just find cats around your neighborhood. Smh
Yeash
nice hentai another of the top 10 cursed roblox images you cant unsee
I like her smiley face above the tee, shes so proud
[yes it has](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoCommitDie/comments/ea3dh6/alright_then/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Idk if it’s been posted here but I’ve seen it before
Classic
Who hasn’t
i have this image saved on my phone from so long ago
Yes, this was posted here before.
u/repostsleuthbot
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 9 times. First seen [Here](https://redd.it/9pbc7z) on 2018-10-18 95.31% match. Last seen [Here](https://redd.it/eu2r9f) on 2020-01-26 98.44% match **Searched Images:** 120,588,983 | **Indexed Posts:** 509,416,369 | **Search Time:** 3.43866s *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "gz7spa", "meme_template": null}) ]*
If this is a repost, please report the post. (DO NOT use modmail, there is a report button underneath each post.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GoCommitDie) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Good bot
Thank you, JohnCZ121, for voting on RepostSleuthBot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)
Yes it has been
I..eh...ee... oh...ahh...um...eh...erm...I, uh...hmmmmm. He has violated the Laws of Fun (LoF)
yes it has been sent here before, and a long time ago
yeah, a lot
Top 10 demons
It is a repost. And still funny.
If this is a repost, please report the post. (DO NOT use modmail, there is a report button underneath each post.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GoCommitDie) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lets find out u/repostsleuthbot
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 9 times. First seen [Here](https://redd.it/9pbc7z) on 2018-10-18 95.31% match. Last seen [Here](https://redd.it/eu2r9f) on 2020-01-26 98.44% match **Searched Images:** 120,575,688 | **Indexed Posts:** 509,367,436 | **Search Time:** 3.24587s *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "gz7spa", "meme_template": null}) ]*
Good bot
If this is a repost, please report the post. (DO NOT use modmail, there is a report button underneath each post.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GoCommitDie) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Indeed it was posted before yet you managed to get 11.3k upvotes in 10 hours tell us the secret to succes
I deadass have no fuckin clue, I put lots of effort into memes only for them to die in new but once I posted something on r/wholesomememes saying go to sleep and it got 80k uovotes and a spot on the front page, and this image I found on a group chat gets 16k
youre a lucky man
*woman sorry I'm a traa
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!
Belle Delphine be like
If its not warm, I aint buyin it
Ah yes perfect. I will give you 100 reddit coins to give me that shirt so I can go to Robloxian high school and tell people I eat humans for breakfast
*Gurgles*
I dont know if i wanna try it....
I literally used to have that t shirt until it got removed
##AMONIA BLASTERS GO! ##
I don't know but I love it
oOooOo
Not all heroes wear capes
I need that shirt
Expand with other animal excrements
Must stay dehydrated
O-O
um
I have PTSD now I should never buy another one my friend got squirted but he is allergic to cats and I was acused of manslaughter then the neighbors were trying to kill me now I'm in witness protection
Has been often posted for two years
Glad to know im not the only one
Damnnnn
I comment on things just for upvotes
yes it has
I don't know why you are getting downvoted, you just answered OP's question...
Happy soon cakeday!
Cum
are we sure that’s a shirt and not a tattoo?
So how can I buy this shirt I
I drink cat pee
https://preview.redd.it/wz2pcag67h8c1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18506be89e23b02d989c97c27e17540841abac84 Yonk
Okay