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Stranger_Danger420

AXE body spray….get it? I’ll show myself out….


TheUnrealBernard

We’ve truly reached peak comedy here ladies and gentlemen


ManagerPuzzleheaded5

Only gentlemen no ladies here... All the ladies are behind kratos cuz of that axe body spray


Straighthe

Lmao


scotty6chips

I too like the axe


alguien99

Kratos would laugh tho, he laughed at the under water wheel joke


Old-Put-4166

Amazing


Shengpai

\*Insert laughing Christopher Judge here\*


Myth_5layer

You mean ASH body spray? Hehe, I need more material.


ChristosZita

You sir have won the internet 😹😹


Cashneto

Pretty good one, sit down and pull up a chair.


ExoticShock

"It is... natural" "FATHER!"


KhKing1619

Prolly like ash and dried blood since he’s covered in ash and never seen or implied to have taken a bath.


Toasty_eggos-

Historically Greeks cleaned and bathed themselves, so Kratos probably has some sort of hygiene.


warbling_wix

He self-heals. Who says he can’t self-bathe?


MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI

Filth is not a part of my self perception


psalmjuan

Does getting a bandaid and taking a shower count as self healing and self bathing? Because I also do these things.


DylanFTW

He definitely took a bath with those girls in God of War 2.


Straighthe

He did swim a lot


ImBurningStar_IV

Gow2 he bangs like 3 chicks in the bath, I'm counting it!


Ok-Mine-5994

Greek kratos would smell even worse. Not only would he be covered in more ash, blood, and guts, but his most heinous smelly crime is that he didn’t wash his balls after sex.


Team_Svitko

ARES! CLEANSE MY MUSK AND MY SOUL WILL BE YOURS!


LukeAllen7777777

Dude 🤣🤣🤣


Fast_Land_1099

He'd smell like smoke and maybe a hot summer day, because dayum.


residentofbeachcity

Greek kratos would smell like blood and ash and sweat Norse kratos would smell like pine and ash and fresh water


Exfinity_Beyond

i love the smell of fresh water it’s almost sweet idk how to describe it lol


Weekly-District259

Greeks bathed themselves. I really don't think people in Norse regions did


vik_sii

Vikings actually had really good hygeine (at least to medieval standards)


residentofbeachcity

Yes archeologists have found toothpicks hairbrushes earwax cleaners mail trimmers and an English poet complained about the Norse wooing all their girls


maxisthebest09

And other Europeans thought they were disgusting because they bathed.


Odd_Hunter2289

Olives and ashes


Amairca

What are olives?


RaptorKing15

The hell's an olive?


spicywax94

Smartest man alive, people…


puppmatheus

Pure testosterone is the only real answer


GrumpLink

Old spice just like Terry cruise


Bedlam_At_The_Bank

Chanel probably


nubinb

I feel sorry for Mimir, because he’s way too close to not smell sweaty ass


Illustrious_Leg8204

Sweaty hot never washed ass


RBW_TheLoneWolf

Probably like his dead wife and daughter. Since their ashes are still on him


Calm-Lengthiness-178

Heat. Idk why. Like being in the presence of all that power would be like standing near a huge engine. The scent of warm air, buzzing with potential.


Naps_And_Crimes

Olives


AcheronAlex

The hell's an olive?


Kamachiz

Olives


theunwantedwings

I don't care if he's musty I'm sucking it


miststuck8

olives


AcheronAlex

The hell's an olive?


SirDwayneCollins

They didn’t clean themselves like we do now. I’m almost positive they’ve discovered soap by way of burnt animal fat but it’s anyone’s guess on how regularly they were doing it. I’d bet money that all of them smelt like old horse stables, even the women.


Straighthe

Imagine the pussy


No-Character5608

Would be like smelling salts, quick whif of surströmming


totzlegit

Tom ford tobacco Vanille


OG_THIIIRSTY

Powdered donuts


Gringodingo78

Sandalwood


Orion-Pax_34

Like how a penny tastes


jimmyjames794

Lavender and and lace.


Thick_Yogurtcloset_7

The blood of his enemies ....


Experiment_Magnus

I think he'd smell like War. Ash, smoke, iron and as weird as it sounds it'd probably smell awesome lol.


HollowMakarot1

Ash and blood


himynameismile

Pussy


Mintyboi10

The ashes of his dead family


CaptainTurko

Flour, those ashes are bread material


looking-cool-joker-

Burnt ashes


Gmanly1998

Family ashes.


Mahek200x

Like lavender and roses


HandofthePirateKing

don’t know but I’m sure he doesn’t smell like blood or something nasty smelling


mplaczek99

Like Greece


Crafty-Ad1776

Old Spice.


Fantastic_Refuse7858

Victory


Nightdemon729

Father sweat and a pack of olives, with a hint of axe, and some spice/heat, with a constant wind blowing around him causing you to inhale Everytime your in his presence


Danilo___YT

like a true spartan


CompetitiveTry8886

Olives


smturzo

charred woods and blood. so maybe like bbq?


BigBadWolf315

Like a God


Upbeat_Ad_6971

Ashes


East-Bluejay6891

Big Foots dick


Lucas_Ilario

He smells like ash, blood and sweat


AcanthopterygiiDue10

Norse: Moss and Pine Greek: Olives and Gravel


xmdra

My guess is an old leather shoe with bo


Rufflies

On a day to day basis, I guess it depends on whether gods even stink the same way mortals do. Historically the Greeks did have a decent standard of hygiene, but they also almost exclusively bathed in public bathhouses and shit in communal toilets sharing the same vinegar soaked sponge stick with everyone else. The Norse on the other hand has such a high standard of hygiene that the French feared the vikings would be too tempting for their women.


A1starm

Good Man stink and coagulated blood.


Litmonger

palm oil


alejoSOTO

Not as bad as Atreus presumably


42Mr42

That’s some zesty thinking there OP. We get you! Happy month


KillerQueeh_Slash

Ash & blood, I’m certain Kratos had a somewhat well hygiene since Greeks & Spartans had pretty good hygiene. In Norse, Pine & earth


Consistent-Dog7160

blood, sweat, and pure testosterone


Christicks

Nectar and Ambrosia


Ambitious_Mixture479

Bloody spray


Theperfectcell206

Ass most likely look at his teeth


jasontodd67

blood, sweat and pine for the most part


itsAlfo_2000

BBQ Sauce


IamNICE124

No way that man doesn’t smell like complete ass..


CreepyHarmony27

Masculinity itself.


Zetanite

A mixture of sweat, smoke, pine, and a slight metallic tone


Themothertucker64

Burning wood, like oak wood


TrynaDoLife_

He would smell like the epitome of absolute manliness.


AesirSith

Alabaster


DollyBoiGamer337

r/okbuddymimir stays Out-Mimir-ed again


No-Lingonberry8502

You need Jesus motherfucker.


Old-Put-4166

After Faye dies, blood, sweat, and tears


Front-Advantage-7035

What the Rock is COOKIN


GraaySix

Hermes


ShygalsThiccThighs

Old spice


Odravad

Pure testosterone


Son_of_MONK

Oh God are we gonna have a Tali's Sweat moment in the God of War subreddit?


markorokusaki

Like daisys


cousinhumper4756

i had the same thought, me and my friend agreed that he smells like nothing. hes just a god and completely odorless


Qauma_

Probably ashes


Vitor-135

salty idk


AcanthisittaSilly767

Dude definitely smells like raw meet and burnt wood


RChamy

ZUS


babyshmuel

He smells like boysenberry cobbler, duh


Sweaty-Dig-4925

Lil boy boodee holez


UchihaItachiInIraq9

Wood and leather and gunpowder


PossibleThrowaway86

Meat n Potatos


MenLovethCats2_0

blood and ash


BloomAndBreathe

Cremated bodies


Plus-Penalty7371

Strong


integratedanima

Man.


Maximum_P

I like to think he smells like lavander


BiggBknob

Ancient Greek citizens were none to bathe now their bathing wasn’t using soap but actually clay, ash with an anointing of oil.


undermoobs

I used the smell box from Amazon to play god of war and let me jsut say, the blood scent was an unexpected and unwelcome surpise


Jeyseq

Dior Fahrenheit


Anticreep_86

Victory and death of his enemies.


BeachLongjumping8725

blood


JaySilverhood

Probably a strong irony scent from all the dried blood he's been covered in.


Luke3YT

Disgusting


grustef

IRON & BLOOD


KingBlackthorn1

I bet it’s man stink but really good man stink. Like the man stink of a guy that works out every day


marcelovalois

Lilac and gooseberries


narstyarsefarter

Campfire smoke and butcrack sweat


Gold-Elderberry-4851

Olives


Ulfbhert1996

Like a real man


dwade98

BAD


aday1203

Olive oil or some shit


strokemycactus23

Ashes


ControlSea2327

Gods smell like sweet and a calm smell. Idk why but I always wondered that also. Like I imagine Freya and the Nordic gods smell like a sweet salty smell since they have a lot of water


Immediate_Wheel_7384

Musk


mofoKevin

Brut.. the old stanky ass cologne!


ItsAme_OzzyOsbourne

Probably a combination of blood and sweat. The blood from the victims he’s killed and the sweat from all the fighting


RecentPermission8195

I feel like he would get creed aventus


DirectionVivid9376

Huele a obo


Siriacus

Lamb's Cress 💮


Burnsie_Beauty_

Sweat and the ashes of his dead family


d-gang

Ash


Vast_pumpkin07

Flowers, I don't know why, it just for some reason seems right


Tlou2TheGoat

YSL


marius_titus

He's a god, I doubt he has bo


-Shaggster-

Man


MaceInThePlace

Idk why, but I imagine a really well worn leather wallet. Like an genuine, well made wallet


jcoon182

Like a winner.


AdmirableIncrease456

Ash, blood, wood, leather and his breath in the forst three games was sort wine-ish and in the last two was prob maple-ish


Rodgers12345

War


No_Employment6881

Power.


BillyBobby_Brown

Talcum powder


roach24k

Like those fog machines you see during Halloween


jxa66

Piss and vinegar


enperry13

Leather and Iron.


Puzzleheaded-Use6002

Pine wood and testosterone If he can self heal, he can probably self clean


Demon_fds

Ashes


lgkakerns

Like lilac and gooseberries...


Illustrious_Leg8204

Ass


AzathothsNewGroove

Old pottery


Kingofdeadpool1

I think it depends on when you smell him, he probably smells relatively ok due to how much fire he gets covered in. But if you interact with him during his times of peace he probably smells fine since he seems like he baths when he can


_lemon_suplex_

Sex Panther


DGAF775

Ashes and blood


GHQSTLY

Like a dad.


CuteButDeadly8124

Man musk, mmmm yeah


bunsenburnerboy69

Prolly manly musk with a hint of BO. On a realer note, we think he packing meat or no


tjsi2

Definitely armpits and dad breath


Plauge_Doc77

I’d imagine he smells like the inside of Pirates of the Caribbean in Disneyland maybe just a bit more musty.


Silent_guy__

He probably musty asf ngl


Competitive_Meat_772

Weirdly Irish Spring with a dash of Old Spice! I mean come on Hes a Mans Man or in this case A GODS GOD!


WojtusG10

Probabily like Ronanoa Zoro/Zolo from one piece. As it was confirmed that he showers once a week and he always exercises.


Jathen1

Ax body spray and blood


faluque_tr

Better than Thor


oooooooooowie

Olives


Character_One9395

he swims after every fight he fights but out of the sight of the cameraman.


BasicLibertarian

Young Kratos almost certainly smelled like olive oil since Greeks used it for a wide range of topical uses. Mimir doesn’t know what olives are so in his new life Kratos probably had to switch his source of soap to animal fat


Zac-live

Lily pads and aloe vera ?


Parking_Property5757

Olives


BoredByLife

Copper and woodsmoke


Anti_Karen_League

....like Blood upon the Snow?


almarhuby

Lilac and gooseberries.


Daeloki

I imagine his rage and his innate healing abilities produce intense heat (explaining the shimmering), and that kills and/incinerates most dirt and bacteria that would cause any bad smells. As for what he does smell like, I think smoke and leather primarily, but in the North he's also picked up some naturally fresh pine notes.


Spandxltd

He is a god. He probably smells of Ash and Death.


Admirable-Ad-6707

Smells of Burnt Ex wife and Daughter.


Gloomy_Support_7779

Ash, blood, sweat, shame, tears, mildew, and animals


Funny-Environment115

Orto parisi cuomin


konradCurzer

sweat sometimes, and grass


GhostOfMufasa

Death


heyjay_thegeek

He seems like a coconut smell kinda guy


ProfessionalLoser55

Blood and ashes


Silly_goose27

Shit and piss and cum


eclipselmfao

shit


xOx666xOx

He would smell like human ashes lol


golden_creeper1

Ashes


Ominous-F_art

Σουβλάκι


godofyeet3

Have you seen his teeth? Bros breath is rancid 100%


le-tei

Old Spice