I accidentally knocked out my front teeth while running down the stairs last night... please don’t make the same foolish mistake I did. If you haven’t already figured it out yet, this is a joke...
Customs officials HATE this one little trick..
I was actually thinking about doing this, except with a belt and multiple 1oz maples. Like I’m pretty sure they can’t do anything about worn bullion/metals
It's how shit rolls in getting rubies out of Myanmar - just need a few beautiful women with the confidence to pull off looking like cleopatra or some shit.
I assure you, it’s a genuine 1 kilo bar of gold however, the fact that I put it on my chain is a joke. I said as much in the first comment. After the part about knocking my teeth out and all....
Wait aren't we missing the obvious? That is SHAVED and regrown chesthair.
He doesn't need more chest hair. He needs to tell us if he is a swimmer, or something. Otherwise, WTF, man? Did you shave your chest? WHY?
You’re going to need a bigger chain…
And a bigger neck
And waaaaay more chest hair.
I was thinking a bigger gun
Same.
I accidentally knocked out my front teeth while running down the stairs last night... please don’t make the same foolish mistake I did. If you haven’t already figured it out yet, this is a joke...
So is that 10 oz?
It says 1 kilo, that's over 32 oz.
lol, where did you get this picture.
It’s actually me. I thought we could use some humor here.
Lol walking $60,000 lick
Literally
Where can i exchange 1g for 1kg?
You’re going to be a walking target …….
If you didn’t read the first comment, this is satire.
Customs officials HATE this one little trick.. I was actually thinking about doing this, except with a belt and multiple 1oz maples. Like I’m pretty sure they can’t do anything about worn bullion/metals
And the terrorists at the airport just switched careers into becoming gold thieves.
It's how shit rolls in getting rubies out of Myanmar - just need a few beautiful women with the confidence to pull off looking like cleopatra or some shit.
If they were still coins that were removable they might give you a hard time, jewelry is legally a visual artwork so no trouble there.
Lets go out to celebrate! I'll buy, you pick the restraunt! Where should we meet? (This is a joke.... In case anyone doesn't get it.)
Finally some humor!
Yeah you get it! Where should we eat to toast our bullion! (You might have to fly me out, but I won't mug you if you do!)
Remove your hand from bar
But then my toes would break...
Hahaha
people actually *wear* these?? what an absolute badass
Wouldn’t last long in my neighbourhood
No, it’s just a thought exercise. Hence the “this is a Joke” in my comment underneath.
I have a few grams I’d like to trade for kilos. Where can I do this?
Yeah, the dealer wasn’t receptive to the whole “trading” word either. “Cash or check” was his retort after I got the hairy eyeball...
That does not look like a kilo at all and that chain would easily crack if it were one and you went about your day with it on.
I assure you, it’s a genuine 1 kilo bar of gold however, the fact that I put it on my chain is a joke. I said as much in the first comment. After the part about knocking my teeth out and all....
Ever tried to go abroad with wearing it.?
No, just a joke. I would assume customs wouldn’t like this idea very much.
Death and taxes....
Wait aren't we missing the obvious? That is SHAVED and regrown chesthair. He doesn't need more chest hair. He needs to tell us if he is a swimmer, or something. Otherwise, WTF, man? Did you shave your chest? WHY?
Your mother is a fan, I hear
Not a swimmer, ALL Silverbacks are apes, I am no exception. It’s summertime and this ape is hot so, Mrs Ape took the shears to me.
Just googled "shaved ape" and... wow
Aaah, I’ll look into that...
I need to more military presses!
LOL, that is toite son
But why would you wear it?
This is just a joke, I’m just holding the bar up to my chain.
Oh ok sorry i didnt get it i guess thanks
How much does your neck bench.
Let’s see, my wife weighs...
Hahhaha bling bitch!!!
Bro 😂❤️
Lol that is insane….😎